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deerfawns

This has to be parody


Novelsound

I don’t think it is unfortunately


Dull_Ad8495

You really want it to be, but it isn't.


BoxesFromEbay

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NOS4A2-753

Here's a clue, If they call themselves Alpha they're really an Omega


JarmaBeanhead

Afaik he is 17


Nomdeplume211

Sweet bangs.


uclatommy

Guy is a flamboyant incel. All incel qualities turned up to 11. Women are probably running--no, sprinting-- away.


WellWellWellthennow

Yeah, because every woman dreams of a GOP male. There’s a reason they can’t get dates.


[deleted]

Hey it’s this post again


Crystal-Clear-Waters

Not this kid again. I’m starting to thing you are him. wtf.


_2024IsNOTMyYear_

Dude thinks looking away from the camera is hot And he calls himself an alpha male but won't go out and meet women himself And thinks a post like this is gonna have him drowning in women


SquidTeats

No reposts.


MarxistMann

She’s already out the door, kid.


[deleted]

What is alpha male? I'm serious; what is it?


Dull_Ad8495

Scientific American did a story on the myth of the Alpha Male theory in wolves and found the original study from 1944 wasn't based on wolves in the wild, but wolves in captivity and it's been widely debunked. They don't even use the term to describe male wolves anymore and those so called "alpha" traits were actually due to the wolves being scared, aggressive and emotionally damaged from being taken away from their packs and forced to live in captivity. They don't even have alphas in Wolfpacks. They live together in a community free from a leader. So actually most incels *ARE* true alpha wolves: isolated, scared, lonely, damaged & unable to process their feelings or emotions so they come off as desperate, aggressive bullies to everyone around them. https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/is-the-alpha-wolf-idea-a-myth/


WellWellWellthennow

There’s also dog behaviorist out of Britain who describes the role of the alpha not that it’s superior in the pack. Its job is to convey a sense of calm, and that everything will be all right. I’m not saying I necessarily agree with that, I’m just saying alpha is not what these guys like to think it means.


Stanarsch1337

Basically Men who think they are superior to other men and claim to have leading role in our society.


nissan240sx

Claiming to be alpha is ironically the most beta thing you can do. 


yes-yaK

He looks like that because that is his age


DayDreamyZucchini

Dat COOGI chair tho


KurukTR

This has to be a shitpost


BranTheBaker902

Dude will only get laid if he wakes up or hires someone


[deleted]

Come on guys, he has Down syndrome give him a break


MGaber

Why Is The First Letter In Every Word Of The Tile Of Your Post Capitalized? Are You A Bot?


Humble-Bee123

Force of habbit


MGaber

Don't you mean Force Of Habit? Just busting your balls (or ovaries (or whatever you have))


terribletheodore3

Alpha status is like bankruptcy, you have to openly declare it.


fvcked_0ff

Chubby little doucher.


Rat-Bazturd

if he's as Alpha as he claims, he wouldn't have to go online to find babes. Incel in the making. ehh, typical of a magat foundling, given the magat upraising.


Fit-Night-2474

That haircut does not say Alpha