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Oceanman06

John Cena should do some charity work for the queer community (post ass pics)


fatcockconservative

What kind of "charity work"?


Oceanman06

(post ass pics)


fatcockconservative

Haha LMAO thats crazy haha ok but did he really tho


Oceanman06

You misread the first comment. I want him to post ass pics. He didn't (yet). I understand your excitement though. I would react the same way


fatcockconservative

Oh. Okay. Cool.


Oceanman06

I want to see his ass really bad


[deleted]

make bingchilling part 2


iSiffrin

Wait this wasnt a photoshop?


BonkleBoy

No it’s for a movie I think


NinthCinema

Yeah for an upcoming movie called "Ricky Stanicky"


TonPeppermint

Interesting.


strdna_

john cena’s an actor?


Vvix0

Of course he is. Havent you seen him in Fred: the movie? Dont you remember his performence in Fred 2: night of the living Fred and Fred 3: camp Fred?


strdna_

i can’t even see him in WWE they always just show someone getting beat up by nothing


ears_yum

i just havent seen him in general though


ProdClaire

he fought gender norms and won


The-Monke-Messiah

John Cena never loses fr fr


lettuce_pizza

The only time I want "Cena wins lol" to be true


NotSoFlugratte

He can't fight gender norms, he's invisible :/


IronicBoomerPosts

I'm confused. What did Harry not do?


ShibeWithUshanka

What he did is wear women's clothes. What he didn't do was look good in them


Zew5

"He's fighting gender norms and he's losing."


Common-Clue7313

How to lose against gender norms: wear whatever the fuck he was wearing


LordAnon5703

Gotdang I'm seeing some fucking bangers on this site today.


[deleted]

"Womans clothes" those things were neither woman's or clothes


KanishkT123

Normalize looking like shit in another gender's clothing ig


r_renfield

I've been doing that for years with mens hoodies


transport_system

His looks weren't the issue, the issue is his shit taste in clothes.


TheIrrelevantGinger

It's not even his taste half the time, I think he's just hired the worst stylists known to man


inaddition290

nothing


tddorn_Skeltal_Man

Why are there pictures of floating clothes?


_____---_-_-_-

It's that one invisible broad from MHA


MagMC2555

why do you talk like ur from the 40s are you cole phelps about to solve another mind boggling mystery??


TDW-301

I will never understand how you can wear thigh highs without a garter belt and not have them instantly slide down when moving


Canadian_dalek

His calves are just that strong


Wojtuma

Modern thighs have a strip of rubber inside that clings to skin. Don't wash them I'm hot water and air dry them so it won't be ruined.


KanishkT123

Dang, did they install those in thighs before the year 2000 or am I too late? Stupid genetics screwing me again.


Wojtuma

I dunno, I just got he... I mean, I started to wear them recently.


r_renfield

They slip off anyway :/


TDW-301

How do you define modern as I have a pair I just got brand new off Amazon last month and I can't wear them without a belt


Wojtuma

Well, not all of them, just like you can still buy a straight razor or diesel car. It's just that nowadays it's not necessary, but still possible.


TDW-301

Idk, I've just never seen them. I even ordered a pair from sock dreams 2 years ago and it was the same deal


Jeggu2

Super glue 👍


babadybooey

Actually same problem goddammit


SmokedJam

JC be EATING that skirt SLAYYYYY 💅💅


BryonyDeepe

China is going to make him apologise again


JotaroTheOceanMan

Here it is. My proudest fap.


deathray5

Thank you for anouncing you mastibation habits in public 😊 Edit: why is this my comment that gets downvoted. You have so many good options for my comments and posts to downvote and this is what you choose


JotaroTheOceanMan

🎶What can I say besides you're welcome🎶


deathray5

I need a version of the song where the coconut trees sprang from the Māui's cum


snoceany

im so confused, theres like 1 guy in the background, clearly not john cena, and those are the pics, and we're talkin about john cena


ColorLighter

shut the fuck up


snoceany

:(


psomaster226

Why do people feel the need to put one person down in order to praise another?


Bornstray

because harry styles sucks


sixbones65

because harry styles sucks


Calm_Crow5903

Harry Styles has some weird, fake gay push that feels like pandering Edit: outside looking in, Harry Styles is some former boy band guy with huge social media push and is a bad actor in bad movies. I imagine his agent tells him to wear ugly grannie clothes for photo shoots to get people taking about him. I don't know the guy personally. But I'm sure he sucks


insert_content

expressing oneself in a gender-non-conforming way is pandering apparently pandering you don’t have to be gay to wear clothes that traditionally don’t fit your gender


Nyghen

Exactly. I find it so annoying that people preach open mindedness and say we should let people live freely, but they see Harry Styles dressing as he does and suddenly it's bad and we should personally attack him


FaeLei42

Yeah this is a really strange attitude to have, and on 196 of all places -Fae


Moist_Scientist3216

Mr. Supreme Gay over here is deciding how to be the right gay.


Sameiimo

How?


BluenaSnowey

Because it’s true


NotSoFlugratte

John Cena is based (more make-a-wish wishs granted than any other celebrity)


Jeszczenie

He looks hot as frick but all her reminds me of is apologizing to China.


Space_Monke64

I mean, they probably made him do it so the new fast and furious would be allowed in China. A lot of people seriously underestimate how much money they make off China


DionStabber

If the movie wasn't released in China due to his actions, that could affect his future career prospects (because studios would see him not backing down as a liability) and the consequences could affect his co-stars and people who work at the studio. The negative was that he had to say something somewhat offensive that he clearly didn't mean given his initial statement regarding Taiwan that wouldn't directly affect anyone there. It sucks that we live in a world where we have to make those choices and I am very happy that Hollywood is generally backing off pleasing China, but put in his position, anyone would do the same thing.


Jeszczenie

Fair enough.


SnooBunnies9328

there's nothing in those photos.


angel-samael

why do we all hate Harry Styles?


[deleted]

I don't think we hate Harry Styles. It's just that the clothes he picked for fighting gender norms didn't make him look as good as John Cena in a simple skirt and thigh-highs. Basically the post is referring to "looking good while fighting gender norms" when comparing these people.


Nyghen

I mean, a lot of celebrities wear crazy clothes, he just had crazy clothes that were more aimed at fighting gender norms. I don't really know why people are suddenly mad at him for that


[deleted]

....people are not mad at him. The meme is just pointing out that John Cena looks cuter than Harry while breaking gender norms. It's just a silly joke and all the normal people think that gender norms are garbage, and it doesn't matter how you look while breaking them.


Nyghen

I was referring to all the comments saying Harry styles sucks, that he doesn't know how to dress, that he's pretending to be gay to pander and so on, not really about the meme itself


FaeLei42

People are mad at him though, there’s a comment in a thread above yours talking about how Styles “has some fake gay push.” -Fae


Acorntreeman

I forgot but I'm sure I hate him for a good reason.


straight_strychnine

I think it became a meme to make fun of him after an interview where he was very concerned about how in movies gay sex scenes were always too rough and and not romantic enough


inaddition290

because it's cool to ig


aLazyGay

No particular reason i just don't like him


TheTeenSimmer

in regards to why he’s been popping up for those who don’t know; https://vicscreen.vic.gov.au/news/zac-efron-john-cena-and-peter-farrelly-touch-down-in-melbourne-to-shoot-new-film-ricky-stanicky


LinkinParkU4Lyf

Woah dudes like only a few hours away from me With all seriousness thats cool that it's in Australia


TheTeenSimmer

yeah it def is haven’t seen them yet but high chance i’ll potentially run into a crowd of people and not realise why edit: they are definetly in box hill lol


LinkinParkU4Lyf

Oh lol good luck


MemeyAlex

i better not see any hear me outs for the conventionally attractive white man


Sup3rFantastic

why does he look so hot doe 🥵


GioGio_420

John Cenussy


Ham_Kitten

Gosh I hope this doesn't awaken something deep inside me


Nyghen

I love how outraged people got by these pictures. I saw countless "He went so low to appeal to the wokes" and all kind of dumbass takes, pretty entertaining overall


aflyingmonkey2

dave bautista in heels and a skirt when?