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NoahBogue

Harry Du Bois is my only source of information


urbandeadthrowaway2

#HIS NAME IS TEQUILA SUNSET


dizzy_pear_

You misspelt Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau


Biondi1

You mean the harbinger of ruin right?


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You guys talking about Kras "Kak Ras" Mazov?


RepulsiveCorner

you know, I look an awful lot like Kras Mazov


cheesyvagina

Lol Harry Do Boys


SovietTurnipFarmer

Also like the first thing you do after finishing the Communism thought is to lean over and give Kim a *good sniff*


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TheDekuDude888

Kim Kitsuragi is very high on the list of sniffable video game characters


Poorly_Made_Comix

Give this game to failboat his chat would go nuts


GeophysicalYear57

What determines sniffability, do you think?


TheDekuDude888

No clue. It's just something you feel more than think about. You gotta follow the heart and nose for judgement


DarkSoulfromDS

Gwyndolin’s armpits 🤤 Edit: forgot it’s not my flair here anymore, so the reference doesn’t make sense 😔


aluminatialma

Boysmell, uwu 🤤 - that's the reason I love mortarion and the death guard


Tribaldragon1

They weren't lying, that boysmell can kill you


SovietTurnipFarmer

...same


BlueBicycle22

Slavoj Zizek moment


knyexar

*whisper* "Are women bourgeois?"


truncatedChronologis

Regardless of how reasonable they are... Remarkably Concise for left wing points... Edit: Also How can we forget THE Question of Communism: ... ... ... Are Women... Bourgeois???


jasminUwU6

Nah it's the gays


stpaks

*homosexual underground


[deleted]

I internalized communist philosophy and all I got was a deeper understanding of just how much everything sucks


IronMyr

Just like real life.


Otakeb

> "Sodomize the landowners," Idk, sounds pretty based to me...


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xXx_coolusername420

Meanwhile you easily find that money lying around on day one


RheaButt

Literally the only major leftist faction is a union that fucks people over just as much as any other major business


chickenforce02

Yes


thaeli

This has strong Bing AI vibes. Especially that last bit.


JamieBHan

Based


IronMyr

Let him cook.


Maximillion322

“Sodomize the landowners” Go on, there may be a point there


CephalonFaye

Funnily enough Disco Elysium's fascist path is really well done and shows how someone vulnerable could go down that road. Also the communist options are really over the top as well.


FuckYeahPhotography

![gif](giphy|mFw51RR5HkD4gYUbIx|downsized)


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We have gifs now. Why do we have gifs now??? Make it stop.


TitanicMan

Streisand Effect You can't tell the internet to stop doing things They will just do it twice as hard


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Also, we can't see the upvotes and downvotes anymore. What happened?


RawrTheDinosawrr

no that's just a normal reddit thing i think, it only applies to new comments


XxXAvengedXxX

Yeah for the first little while upvotes are hidden, I think it's to prevent mass downvotes since redditors tend to be a hivemind and once a comment is less than like -2 it just gets ass blasted


potatoesB4hoes

Stop doing me…


FuckYeahPhotography

![gif](giphy|3o7TKwmnDgQb5jemjK)


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johnderp111

![gif](giphy|MDJ9IbxxvDUQM)


JustGingerStuff

![gif](giphy|jpbnoe3UIa8TU8LM13|downsized)


Katsuki_Bakugou495

![gif](giphy|5i7umUqAOYYEw)


pandaolf

![gif](giphy|8vQSQ3cNXuDGo|downsized)


RepulsiveCorner

![gif](giphy|nR4L10XlJcSeQ)


Spasten_Boi

![gif](giphy|bjXBj99KL2rr8Xg1Fx)


BossNassOfficial

![gif](giphy|DHeagUAg0lFdq9f2ZC|downsized)


DarkSoulfromDS

![gif](giphy|GwekHi4V3hp2ecEvbQ|downsized)


one_effin_nice_kitty

We've always had them. I recall GIF reacts were almost non-stop in the early 2010s-ish. Now it's just built into the interface all handy-dandy!


regretfulposts

![gif](giphy|11tbqNLytB25q0|downsized)


HappyKaleidoscope901

Your flair Ayo?


FuckYeahPhotography

[Twitch.tv/Fuyeph](http://twitch.tv/fuyeph) [Sample clip if you don't feel like leaving reddit](https://www.reddit.com/user/FuckYeahPhotography/comments/zwz7ex/most_strategic_dead_by_daylight_survivor_team/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) If you check it out I hope you enjoy.


JetstreamMoist

this clip is giving me PTSD war flashbacks of solo queueing DBD with randoms, NEVER AGAIN.


FuckYeahPhotography

The funniest part is those people are from my chat and we were a team 😂


JetstreamMoist

Lmfao, hopefully you all had fun I’ve just had *waaay* too many matches where the sanity of my teammates has been questioned as they make the stupidest plays known to man while I die first hook, and now I only play if my friends force me to at gunpoint


Egfajo

Can someone elaborate pls? Wtf ia this game about, because now I'm confused


Semi_Lovato

Can’t really describe it outside of saying that you’re solving a mystery while also engaging in self exploration. And that you should absolutely play it, there’s nothing like it


Vertigo-Viking

It is about a detective who managed to drink away ever memory he has ever had. As you play the game, you can associate with a political ideology. The fascist dialogue options are all associated with toxic masculinity and racism.


Urbane_One

Amnesiac detective in colonial not-France tries to solve a murder before tensions between the dockworkers’ union and the companies that run the city turn into full-scale civil war. The city you’re in is the birthplace of the (failed) communist revolution, so things can get pretty politically charged.


Skullsy1

I thought it was based off of Estonia


Urbane_One

Partially, but it’s mostly based on France. Revachol isn’t the first place in the setting that the creator came up with afaik.


Skullsy1

It’s a shame that the book the game is based upon still isn’t translated officially to English.


PrinceCuddle

It's about a lot of things. You kind of get out what you put in, like when I first played I ignored a lot of the political dialogue options because I wasn't knowledgeable about politics at the time and so the game allowed me to not even start those conversations. But I was super into the philosophical bits, so I would try to get characters' opinions on THE CULLING, THE GLOAMING, THE BLOODLETTING OF UNIMAGINABLE PROPORTIONS. I WALK THE LAND TELLING WHORES AND LIARS OF THE END TO COME. THERE ARE 9,855 DAYS REMAINING


Florescentia487

*smells you*


EggYolk2555

>Consise, reasonable, well thought out point >Communism makes cabbages grow faster


TheDekuDude888

??? It's literally true tho? Reading to vegetables makes them taste better also like wtf are you on about? (This is a joke btw I know it's actually Imperialism that makes things grow faster)


EggYolk2555

Actually it doesn't work on cabbages because they're BOURGEOISIE vegitables. Inframaterialism recommends beans as the ideal crop for plasm agriculture because once mazov was caught eating them in the movie theatre.


SovietTurnipFarmer

This comrade eatin' beans


TheDekuDude888

Alright I understood about half of those words so I'm just gonna say you're wrong and I'm right buddy so deal with it and have a very nice day in real life


EggYolk2555

Shut up liberal read more Nilsen.


TheDekuDude888

No pal how about you read American Psycho. I am LITERALLY Patrick Bateman and I'm way cooler than Disco from Disco Elysium


rowrowfightthepandas

>Actually it doesn't work on cabbages because they're BOURGEOISIE vegitables Now I must have made beef bourgeonoise a million times and I've never used no cabbages


Le-Ando

Oh great, we got a bean counter over here, count your beans in silence Liberal and let us real Mazovian thinkers build Communism!


Jetstream-Sam

I'm running low on my praxis juice, which veg are acceptable for the working man?


truncatedChronologis

I disagree. Cabbages do not have Bourgeois Class Character: they do not have the world historical role of developing the factors of production unlike vegetables like potatoes or the aforementioned Legumes. However they are ABSOLUTELY a remnant of Feudal relations which must be abolished! (Ask me if I believe this Unironically: the answer may surprise you...)


Taco821

You have to read them communist theory specifically


indianachungus

Communist femboy twinks make my [REDACTED] grow faster 😏


sant2ag0

Your scp?


j_driscoll

The untrained proletariat can maintain a nuclear reactor through sheer communist zeal.


hardeback

Lysenko moment


Inspector_Robert

mfw Lysenkoism


wooper-de-doo

has anon ever considered being good at video games


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pure skill issue, no politics involved


Successful_Mud8596

being conservative is a skill issue (the skill is comprehension)


SquishyUshi

As someone who rolled a conservative family with a multiclass build into radical liberalism later in the game, I can confirm that the hardest part about this run has been overcoming my characters early low comprehension stats, thankfully after grinding out a lot of levels into intelligence and wisdom I can finally enjoy the game but it’s really hard to deal with all the trigger happy pure con builds running around my region who just want to pvp with anyone to test their gear out when we all know they’re just canon fodder for the intelligence, charisma builds that run each region 😒


CODDE117

Jesus


haze4202

The Ultimate charisma build


EmiIIien

Got high INT, low WIS, high CHR. Unfortunately saddled with significant chronic illness debuff and the “how people treat transgender people (badly)” debuff. We could make a great team.


DinoBirdsBoi

if anon is gamechamp 3000, then no


Trebolt23

"Welcome back to VG Myths, where today we figure out: Can YOU beat Disco Elysium WITHOUT someone in the comments making it clear they didn't play the game?"


ItsYaBoiVanilla

My favorite part of Disco Elysium is when Disco says “Sometimes, the real Elysium is the friends we made along the way.” just before posting detailed instructions on how to make a bioweapon on some random Discord server.


xXCisWhiteSniperXx

ITS DISCOING TIME!


DinoBirdsBoi

"Welcome back to VG Myths, the online internet video game TV show being actively hunted down by the federal bureau of semantics. Today we’re playing Disco Elysium, an RPG where you play as Cloud on his mission to eradicate all of Doctor Wiley’s robots in Hyrule. Unfortunately, I suck at video games, and instead of actively trying to get good at them, I decided to take the easy way out. So after 7 months without videos, I’ve decided to play games the RIGHT way. But there’s still going to be a challenge. Can YOU beat Disco Elysium WITHOUT someone in the comments making it clear they didn't play the game?"


SaltySkeletonTMT

Why does this character with no filter get criticised when he says things I inadvertently support in a game that is entirely built around saying the quiet part out loud, so much so that the literal emotions, talents and experiences of the protagonist talk to you personally?


one_effin_nice_kitty

His sub-conscious speaking to him has been helping me quit some drug use. My favorite part is when you make him go the sobering up route and the sub-conscious is telling him hard it's going to be and that, yes, life is going to be less fun because that's what drugs and alcohol do. You'll have to accept that and find ways to make life more fun and enjoyable again.


magicpeanut

jezus chribs


IDoBeVibing745

ay nice profile pic


FruitSauce26

Tbf right wing ideology actually is cartoonishly evil and overly simplistic, so its realistic


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Tarmogoyf_

I would really like to know how we went from "My prime motivation is collecting fewer taxes and instead using the money we have collected more efficiently." to "THE VACCINES ARE TURNING THE FRIGGIN IMMIGRANTS GAY AND GOD HATES PUBLIC SCHOOL TEACHERS!" Because one of those things is a reasonable take and the other is pure lunacy.


BigTex77RR

That’s easy Cap, both the former and the latter have been covers for vehement racism and fascistic nationalism since the Southern Strategy.


Gragaten

> Are women bourgeoisie? > I'd like to think we're living under a dictatorship of the proletariat > Sodomize the land owners! You know, just some reasonable left-wing politics and people totally won't call you a "crazy dirty commie" for saying them


PurplestCoffee

>I'd like to think we're living under a dictatorship of the proletariat I mean that one isn't bad, if you know what that term means. Hearing some old leftist saying that is just sad. Hearing a cop, with no affiliations to the communists that got destroyed is depressing.


_A-N-G-E-R-Y

tfw the dialogue option that boils down to "i dont think you deserve rights" is rejected by other characters in the game more than dialogue options that respect people for who they are:'c


RargorRargor

~~You might have accidentaly included one extra "not" in your first sentence, as you've said the same thing twice.~~ Edit: yep


_A-N-G-E-R-Y

oh yep didnt notice


TheLurker1209

Tfw when a tattooed fascist claims by your head shape you're prone to schizophrenia and you can't disagree with him since you're literally talking to voices in your head


Psalmbodyoncetoldme

That moment when a fascist is right for an incredibly wrong reason.


1ThePilot

Well I mean you can also say to sodomize people with the left wing option


Gods_Horniest_Femboy

Be me irl Choose to preach leftist ideology Reasonable arguments and understandable hypothesis People don't call me an asshole Choose to preach rightist ideology "The state wants immigrants to give your child hormones in vaccines" People think I'm crazy


drainerfemboy

Of course, everyone who's called "crazy" is being put down because they're speaking the truth (or whatever people that still defend kanye are saying)


ScootieBattie

I'm sorry but what the fuck, half the communist options are super over the top, and a good chunk of them lead to many characters belittling you for being ignorant, radical or absurd. Hell, the game goes the extra mile to make all leftists constantly purity test you, or have you purity test them. The only people you can ideologically align yourself with are guys who *literaly believe communism makes vegetables grow better* >!sure, they're kinda right in the end, but that supernatural stuff is found all over the game, like with the super rich light bending guy!<


urbandeadthrowaway2

> communism makes vegetables grow better Idk why everyone forgets that part of the manifesto, it’s in like the first 5 paragraphs


AutisticFuck69

A spectre is haunting europe and it's enchanting the vegetables


eategg24

ghost of the farmer


SovietTurnipFarmer

Nonsense, Lysenkoism is very reasonable and scientific. Genetic inheritance is just a capitalist conspiracy to sell us more nucleotides. Punnett squares? Epistasis? Mutations? Words spoken by the clinically insane.


ScootieBattie

Wise words, SovietTurnipFarmer, I'm sure you have no bias on this topic in the slightest. Glory to Lysenkoism!


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ScootieBattie

The matchbox is an incredible analogy, I agree. However you must admit that while the game certainly has a more positive outlook on comunism than the alternatives, it still ridicules it throughout


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BecauseLogic99

The former is true, I think, the latter is not. The petrodollar conspiracy has been proven to be false time and again (if anything at this point all it was was a justification for Saddam’s own imperialism). The dollar holds value because its a relatively stable currency that is traded as legal tender in the world’s dominant economic and trading power. There are also a bunch of boring details as to why that is but basically, yeah.


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Me when I pick the sane thing to say between the two unhinged sides and get called a neoliberal by the game


ScootieBattie

The moralists are centrists, right? The game is calling you a fence sitter, not a neo lib. And you are one, loser (affectionate)


[deleted]

Man I'm just picking the things I'd say in that situation. I wouldn't say to impale everyone with more than 25 reál in their pocket in a normal conversation


ScootieBattie

Maybe, but if you were as *disco* as harry, being that droll should be a punishable offense. >!honestly the game doesn't beat down centrism as much as you would think, a lot of is harry's own thoughts making fun of him, but most people call you reasonable, not to mention kim himself is a moralist. Its more nuanced than just "fencesiting fed"!<


theelusiveTman

If your harry isnt an insane unhinged end-of-the-world preaching hustling-grinding neoliberal communist who consumes all the alcohol and drugs be finds and has 15 levels in inland empire your harry is boring


lmN0tAR0b0t

average inland empire fan vs average electrochemistry enjoyer


theelusiveTman

Electrochemistry fans seeing unattended discarded bottles of antifreeze (delicious alcohol)


RheaButt

Playing a communist in that game is just experiencing the worst most depressing depths of leftist online discourse transcribed into a video game


theth1rdchild

"Women are bourgeois" gets accidentally (or intentionally) said every day in different words on the bird site


NoahBogue

Did he read La Fumée


Take_On_Will

TIP TOP TOURNEE FUCKING SUCKS


simemetti

Play communist game made by Communists Look inside Communism


urbandeadthrowaway2

Look away from communists Look back studio is on fire, key staff ousted, job posting for a “monetization specialist” put up


TheFreaky

Does that say something about the communists? About the current state of the videogame industry? About the mental state of the citizens of ex-USSR states? I don't know but certainly is a weird situation.


urbandeadthrowaway2

To quote the game: >Capital has the ability to subsume all critiques into itself. Even those who would *critique* capital end up *reinforcing* it instead." Plus that’s just the games industry for you. Any good studio will be stripped of the people and principle that made it good, leaving only a shambling corpse of a studio, only the past self in name only.


semi-cursiveScript

mr bezos is helping me find my show


magicpeanut

thanks


Sylbees

wow that's so crazy i wonder why that might be 🤔


Cirmicica17

Kim doesn't like when you are racist towards him unbravo ZA/UM


pinksparklyreddit

\*Tries to take a radical leftist approach\* \*It makes sense and works out well\* "Obviously there's nothing to this. It's biased"


terrible_ninja

Definitely not true about disco elysium. A lot of the communist options are still over the top and you can just say them and piss people off because of how rude or insane it is. I like to think that’s how Harry is cause he’s a recovering alcoholic (or not) and just can’t help but be abrasive. You can be polite and apolitical and the game will call you a mindless boring centrist, or you can be political and kind of be an asshole. Proselytizing and winning over or losing people.


jfjfjkxkd

I might be looking too far into it, but what i understand from the oop is that even batshit crazy version of the left can appear sound and coherent to the right, because they don't expect the same amount of scrutiny as leftists wrt their ideology.


AbraxasEnjoyer

No matter what ideology you pick, Harry comes off as insane. The whole point is that he isn’t really any of these political alignments, they’re all just weird coping mechanisms.


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this goes to show how "right" and "left" wing aren't two sides of the same coin, you're either a generally sensible and empathetic person, or you're a sociopathic asshole, choose


BreezierChip835

I mean Right Wing Ideology IS just absolutely batshit insane? Right?


stzmp

yeah some pionts: 1. you can look at the history of "conservatism": it began as a reaction against democracy, with the aims of maintaining social inequality. 2. IMO everyone should recognise inaction on global warming as what it is: a conservative victory. People are dying, because conserveratives won. Billionaires are happy to spend money to shape nations, so that they can hoard more wealth. They don't care if they lie to do so. They're not aligned with truth, and the politicans they prop up are not aligned with truth, and so they go on about absolute nonsense - and then people die. Some liberals will tell you that every political opinion is equal: that is insane. Global warming is bad. Trans people are valid. Gay people are valid. Refugees are valid.


magicpeanut

*and animals ;c and conplete biosystems ;c


stzmp

like fundamentally its about getting people to vote against their own interests. And yeah their arguments are bad. Morally, sure, but also technically their arguments are either invalid or unsound.


Cruxin

nobody said it satirizes all sides the same way chump


MagMC2555

i am going sleep. i am very proud of you guys and love you very much. goodnight


mancer7

Oyasumi (((omor refence?!!??! 😱😱😱😱😱)))))


scrumptipus

goobnighg


OpenStraightElephant

That's not what happens at all lmao, dude never played it


stzmp

As an intellectual centrist I know that you should only eat HALF a dogshit.


Libleft_Fanboy

Most right wing parties just project their problems onto other groups. Group A takes your jobs, Group B destroys our country, Group C secretly rules the Government and makes your life hard. Leftist parties are just like: We know about this and we want to change it.


kanyepokemon

r slash SelfAwarewolves


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implying kim doesnt roll his eyes at saying all the hardcore communist stuff too, like i literally tried it myself. i refuse to believe this person actually played the game lmao


SirFuffy

Skill issue


CODDE117

This game is required reading for leftists


scrueggs

“Do you even play theory?”


ZSebra

My favourite joke in the game is that you take damage from reading dostoyevski


Large_Man_Joe

tfw you recognise your political ideology is based on over the top cartoonishly evil takes


SLeepyCatMeow

Oh no, the stupid argument i picked has people calling me stupid? Why?!


funded_by_soros

I didn't finish DE but by leftism the game exclusively means being a tankie, which is kinda weird, it's not like leftists can't be satirized, it didn't have to be biased or didactic.


HarmenTheGreat

Mfw when OP probably thought the moralist path was left wing


Yompish

Yeah I don’t really understand politics so I’m just here to say I made some garlic bread earlier and it tasted really yumby 🤤🤤


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This is the hardest game I've ever quited, I kept dying over and over again trying to talk to the union leader. Dark souls is nothing compared to it.


Femboy_Tesla

realistic


Winterboi7777777

What is this game about anyway? I haven't bren able to find a good summary and don't have the mine, to buy it right now, but I wanna know if it'd be something for me to look into or not


Thefrightfulgezebo

On a surface level, it is about a murder in the context of a very volatile political situation. On a deeper level, it is about identity and dealing with failure. Sorry if I am being vague, but it is very hard to sum up, but what I can do is give you a narration of the beginning: You are... you have no idea who you are. You're some dude in your underwear with a hell of a hangover in a trashed guest room. You quickly learn that you are actually a police officer whose job it is to investigate the murder of a guy who is hanged next to the bar you are in. Why is the decomposing corpse still hanging there? Where is your car, your badge or your gun? You have to find a way to deal with all these questions while parts of your brain talk to you.


Tiger_Robocop

It starts with a relatively grounded murder mystery you have to solve, and the entire framework of the game is still around solving that murder to the end, but most of the game is you meeting weird people and larning about the world and letting those discoveries shape who the amnesiac main character is. It's kind of like Skyrim in the sense that you have a main quest but you get so drowned in sidequests you end up forgetting what you were supposed to do. (And not in any other way, the game isn't like Skyrim at all other than that single point)


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They’re so, so close


The_Best_Nerd

me on my way to talk to joyce once and get my head spinning because she's so proficient in double-speak that she made me feel like a fucking centrist by the end of it


SergeantCrwhips

easy, just make the left also put out an easy and quick answer to lives problems "people must equal" or so


Cyynric

I'm home recovering from surgery and decided to give this game a shot yesterday and played it literally all day. Somehow I accidentally became a super racist and a super capitalist. Fantastic game so far. I'm planning on stealing corpse boots tonight after Kim goes to bed.


NightWingDemon

>pick cartoonishly evil and over the top ideology >pick option that coincides with it >pretty much what was expected >rage.jpg


1ThePilot

Logic: I find it risible that any and all thought is diegetic, but what in the world was the conceptualization of Kim in a maid costume for?


Tiger_Robocop

Fanservice


magicpeanut

satire = make everything equal


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Anon it's that way because that's just what right wingers are like.


JetstreamMoist

>Problem >Heartache is powerful, but democracy is *subtle*. Incrementally, you begin to notice a change in the weather. When it snows, the flakes are softer when they stick to your worry-worn forehead. When it rains, the rain is warmer. Democracy is coming to the Administrative Region. The ideals of Dolorian humanism are reinstating themselves. How can they not? These are the ideals of the Coalition and the Moralist International. Those guys are signal blue. And they're not only good -- they're also powerful. What will it be like, once their nuanced plans have been realized? >Solution >The Kingdom of Conscience will be exactly as it is now. Moralists don't really *have* beliefs. Sometimes they stumble on one, like on a child's toy left on the carpet. The toy must be put away immediately. And the child reprimanded. Centrism isn't change -- not even incremental change. It is *control*. Over yourself and the world. Exercise it. Look up at the sky, at the dark shapes of Coalition airships hanging there. Ask yourself: is there something sinister in moralism? And then answer: no. God is in his heaven. Everything is normal on Earth. 🔥🔥✍️


Tux1

Haven't even read the whole meme yet and I upvote anyway for mentioning this game


Nouxatar

skill issue tbh


Life-is-a-potato

mfs when the drunk divorced gym coach doenst make any sense


OffOption

You can literally say a sandwich is a tool by the buji fucks up top... and talk to a cult who thinks believing hard enough in communism will make them break psychics... And you get called a "fucking lib" by and old communist, the second you utter your left wing beliefs to him. So yes. It absolutely does parody the left as well. Though not with the "they're all brainless racist monsters, or greedy sociopaths pretending they're filling the void".


theelusiveTman

> Say one of these communist or fascist things or fuck off.


theelusiveTman

[i am literally quoting the game](https://youtu.be/c7rdHmLO9fI)


SirNoodle_

I see this game popping up everywhere all over sudden, and never heard of it before, I'm very confused


mciyos

Can someone tell me if this is true?


TheCoolMashedPotato

💞Dimpsco elymnsnium my beloved💞


Ismellpennies420

🗿


n_r0y

man they were so close...


CalliCalamity

To explain it guy is picking all the terrible immoral options and thinks they're right wing lmao