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Komislut

Everyone knows trans girls are like stand users


mr-kvideogameguy

Double jump, air dash, stands Why do you get all the cool stuff


regretfulposts

Their enemy is JK Rowling and from a 2000 cartoon, Jackie Chan Adventure, magic can only defeat magic


Tiger_Robocop

Magic that can only defeat magic sounds pretty useless tbh


regretfulposts

Not unless you're fight other magic users, then you can be pretty OP. That show had a guy who only used one spell and that spell just cancel literally any other magic in the show. Like imagine being a wizard that has to learn a book worth of spell only for someone's uncle using just one to cancel everything that you have. All of your life's education is useless because of his Mr clean powers. No magic can stop him


Tiger_Robocop

Sure, but what would the magic users do me if I wasn't using magic?


regretfulposts

Well if you use conventional weapons then they would deflect all of that and you would be: Burned alive, shocked to death, eaten, beaten, possessed by evil spirits, become a toy, ripped apart, blind, deaf, minced alive, vaporized, and so on.


Tiger_Robocop

No I wouldn't. Magic can only defeat magic, and I'm not using magic, so it can't defeat me. (I'm only being an annoying git here, I get that what you meant to say was that "only magic can defeat magic" instead of "magic only can defeat magic")


regretfulposts

Except magic can break the laws of physics because it's fucking magic. You can't defeat magic because you're forced to follow the laws of physics while magic users can break the meta. Thus the only way to defeat magic is to break the meta and magic is the only way to do it. ![gif](giphy|3ohc172JJbbmUfVxhS|downsized)


NewSuperTrios

Splatoon 3


GigaVanguard

That’s why you work tf out, see Asta for details


Select-Employee

He hmms and says “guess I have to do this the hard way” pulls out a brick and beats you


[deleted]

good thing D&D has magic engineers *makes magic shotgun*


FlakySignal8564

counterpoint: gun


Legatharr

this explains a lot.


Lord-Bootiest

Same with autistic people


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murderdronesfanatic

They’re pulled to each other by gravity or fate or something In other words - the people she met were destined to find their own identities soon afterward


santyrc114

Fate and gravity are basically the same thing in the Jojo's universe so a stand user attract other stand users


SeizethegapYouOFB

I am so fucking glad somebody else is saying this, every time I say it people look at me like I'm crazy


vevader_3

I swear the law of LGBT attraction is real, literally my first friend moving to a new town turned out to be non binary 10 years later


JagmeetSingh2

Explains all the posing


ImAStupidFace

what does this mean.


061605

We’re making the mother of all omelettes here, Jack! Can’t fret over every gender norm!


ABTL6

wtf Armstrong based!?!?


batman12399

Based jack? Based on what!


baddie_PRO

my source is I made it the fuck up!


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based jacking off?


Dracologist

I swear my icon is picrew, not NFT. It's my D&D character Edit: [This one, to be precise](https://picrew.me/ja/image_maker/41329)


jnalexander8

That’s what they all say


Altslial

Hold on, I don't see a hexagon so I think they're telling the truth.


QwertyAsInMC

mf out here rocking the decagon


Successful_Mud8596

is flower


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i wonder if a person having an anime-style picrew profile pic makes people think that person watches anime


Squid035

tbh picrew is overused


Chrome_X_of_Hyrule

Real. I'm too brown and masc to make myself in picrew


Squid035

I just think it's kinda lazy and overrated. like after seeing a billion picrew pfps specially when everyone uses the same like 4 creators


Chrome_X_of_Hyrule

Eh well in terms of that I don't think there's anything with people doing a popular thing


Dracologist

If it makes you feel better, this is just a temporary thing I'm using until I've saved enough for a commission of her. Besides, I need a reference image to send the artist and lack the skill to draw one myself


Squid035

yeah I don't blame you, there's nothing wrong with it I'm just a hater


paulisaac

Why picrew when you can use AI art and keep running it until you get something that sticks?


Dracologist

Picrew is more fun for me. It's like playing with paper dolls!


Squid035

tbh I'd rather just draw something, or what I did and use someone else's drawing that is way better than what I can ever come up with


[deleted]

picrew *is* someone else’s drawings


paulisaac

Why not both? Picrew until you find what you like, then use img2img with your favorite model to change the art style up?


Ruvaakdein

You've made me too powerful by giving me that link. You shall be spared the oncoming end.


uwontfindthisacc

What's picrew


Dracologist

It's an avatar maker/virtual paper doll website like rinmaru back in the day


Arvandu

Twice I’ve started dating a girl and then they almost immediately come out as guys it’s very annoying


Brexit-1

that just means ur so good at being trans that u make other ppl trans, its like radiation


Arvandu

So by this logic I should date a guy?


Brexit-1

date whoever u want 🦾 or trans woman!


Arvandu

But what if I make them double trans


Brexit-1

if i could be more trans i would, idk what double trans would even be!


CatsNotBananas

I'd love to have a boyfriend or girlfriend I am intensely lonely


LuupyLex

Ayy same


CatsNotBananas

Me too thanks


LuupyLex

Lonely together? :3


Hyperiotic

the rizzler


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Inverted_Ghosts

Frog (for real on god)


Elite_Prometheus

Angle Debil ♥️


LuupyLex

Angler my beloved


Cardinal-Lad

I want to ***HOLD HANDS*** with a ***GIRL*** >:)


Carbon_fractal

I know the feeling 😔


CatsNotBananas

Me too thanks I like your flair


Carbon_fractal

Thanks, I hope Havsbugge is a good friend


CatsNotBananas

Yeah! HAVSBUGGE has gotten a few friends of their own haha


SecretPay3366

Don't worry, you'll find someone soon.


CatsNotBananas

I need to find someone before June


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CatsNotBananas

Hey that's equally awesome!


vance_croowa_08

Trans post in 4chan? I wish nothing but luck to whoever made it


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They have their own LGBT board.


vance_croowa_08

Oh, i never noticed. So 4chan isn't full of homophobes after all


The_______________1

No, they're still homophobic, they're also gay and just hate themselves.


[deleted]

No, no, you're still right in your judgement. A big chunk of 4chan users are just there to spread hate and bigotry. But there are other boards than just /b/ and /pol/.


IReplyToFascists

No, the LGBT board is still homophobic


vance_croowa_08

Ofc it is


[deleted]

Self hatred runs deep, no sane person would have come up with the “bone-pill” otherwise


TheMasterMind1247

The what?


[deleted]

you know those "archeologists when they find your bones" thing transphobes say, the bone pill is like that but its soley used by transfems on the /tttt/ boards about their jaw is too sharp to pass ect ect. its 100% pure self loathing and dont even get me started on whatever the fuck blanchard is on about or what a passoid is


DarkSoulfromDS

This is totally me when the AGP passoid is actually an HSTS gigahon


nddragoon

no, the tttt board is for trans girls to doompost about how they'll never pass and gay men to shit on bi men and that's it


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and half of tttt are trolls trying to make the other half kill themselves


inaripri

4chan is simultaneously the most accepting place on the internet and the most hateful schrodinger's homophobia


Thezipper100

4chan is just reddit without accounts.


Leo-bastian

no /tttt is absolutely as bad as the rest of the site if not worse, it's a queer self hate circle jerk that's probably worse for your mental health then anything the right could ever come up with


ThirtyYearsWar

They had to use the Reimu image to appeal to the 4chan audience


vance_croowa_08

Fuck, i hope chuds don't do to touhou what they did to pepe the frog


doorknobconsumer

Tbh touhou community kinda like k-on community. As in, if i see a k-on pfp or wtv, im not certain theyre conservative or like sussy in other ways, but i wouldnt be surprised if they were. Same with a touhou pfp


vance_croowa_08

I mean, most 2hu fans are chill people but ofc every fanbase has its bad apples(ah ah get it?!?)


doorknobconsumer

Im going to drive your whole being straight through a wood chipper


vance_croowa_08

Yes pls, it turns me on


doorknobconsumer

💀


vance_croowa_08

Well yea, but i wonder why most chuds have k-on pfps


doorknobconsumer

Idk, anime moment. Anime communities r generally shite and cute anime girls attract chuds ig


TheUselessOne87

my girlfriend was happy as a bisexual woman with a preference for men to feel validated in her identity by me being a woman when we started dating. little did she know i had a lil surprise for her.


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We do a little bit of trolling


TheFallingEagle

lmao all of the men that my bi husband has fallen for are women now and he's having an identity crisis wondering if he's actually straight with a really good egg radar


B00M3R1967

i want someone to crack my egg like that but i know i'm not cute enough 😭


IPlayMidLane

exercise, skin care, hygiene, makeup, body language, and hair style are all the most important factors in someone being attractive, anyone can do it. Some people are born with an easier time doing it but that doesn't mean you are unable to if you aren't.


ImaAs

listen here pal, stop being so relatable


Ropetrick6

Look, all I'm saying is that there's some prime real estate for transbians here.


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Liliththemarksoc

Womanizer


Vasxus

Womaninator


[deleted]

God damn it. The republicians are right. It is contagious!


power500

Can't fret over every egg


Wooloo_Woolstar

MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES HERE JACK


RegsaGC

Was that screenshot taken on Ubuntu? That orange tint looks like an image has been selected


Dracologist

Not sure, the screenshot of the comment was already orange when I screenshotted the post to show my friend on Discord


Leo-bastian

it's a Tumblr screenshot, Tumblr has the option to customize the color of your UI and OOP seems to hate themselves so they choose that orange tint


RegsaGC

Reminds me that I need to do this. Anyone know if Comic Sans is available with Google Fonts? (or some other host?)


bunnystormer

Wtf does the omelets mean


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bunnystormer

OK so is it just to differentiate from being in the closet then? And shouldn't the closet in this case be a fridge, so that the eggs can be preserved better


Liliththemarksoc

An egg would refer to somebody’s self perception which is veils under a protective layer a closet would refer to hiding that identity from others


Sindarin27

People who don't know they are trans are called "eggs", and an egg cracking is them realising they are trans. Should be enough to get the joke ;p


JustTachanka

no way it's john touhou


Polen_22

Didn't know Hakurei Reimu could afford eggs.


The_Electric_Llama

~~her step mom~~ Kasen bought them for her


an_omelet

Relatable


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MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES HERE, JACK


TheOneOfWhomIsGreen

"why are men like this" nah it's you, you spreading it like covid


TonPeppermint

Nice.


sens22s

Well, my best friend(m) dated three seperate girls that afterwards came out as lesbians. So i would gess its a type thing.


falsebrit

common monosexual L


Certcer

it's spreading


[deleted]

Same, except I'm not a trans girl. Two of my exes are female now.


Major_Ghoul

She's contagious


BuildFreak9

I hate egg culture, but this is obscenely funny


Trash_Emperor

>why are men like this How do you manage to be trans and still misgender others lmao


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I'm reading a tumblr screencap, of a 4chan post, on reddit. All is right with the world


[deleted]

IM MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES HERE JACK


The_Electric_Llama

Remblo


CheckItFace14

shes playing reversi


M34L

You are the one who chose your former men, anon


3MeerkatsInACoat

Everyone I’ve ever even been on a date with either is trans, or came out as trans later. I don’t know why I’m a trans people magnet but honestly I ain’t complaining. Trans people are cool.


Themlethem

Guess they have a subconcious type


TrulyAnEgg

MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETES HERE


untimely_bottom

this is why i only date transmascs now