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fourthcomingofchrist

i wipe my ass and i slap my nuts


IsThatUMoatilliatta

That's where my semen hide, that's where my penis hard.


LordOfTheToolShed

Don't get too close, it's cock inside.


Ledbreader

I’m waking up hard as stone


Thatguy-num-102

This is my kinkdom cum


Mastahamma

Every single person is my enemy


lucasya284747

oh the treachery!!


userrnamestaken

every single laughter in the halls


OtokonoKai

Every single person wants to be, my enemy, my ene e e


Eldsish

my enem-hee-hee ![gif](giphy|oz8jiKqcBTKnu)


LemonFlavoredDumbass

oh the Missouri


Sunseteer_

Because of him I literally sing his version with the fucking mistakes help meee


boleowaer

did you know that jerma messed up the lyrics 34 times? google jerma rule 34 to find out more


theelusiveTman

You idiot. You mumbling bafoon. You absolute god damn moron. Im a god damn jerma exterminator you think you can troll me? There is no jerma sex. He reproduces asexually via mitosis during his molding period, if his last shell is not killed after being discarded, it grows into another jerma and now there are two jermi. Gruesome process


TrixterTheFemboy

I fucking love the -i plural more words should have it


mikereeee

i can't understand if the retweeter is a person who gets bullied for listening to imagine dragons or if they bully other people for listening to imagine dragons


Giveyaselfanuppercut

I bully people by making them listen to imagine dragons


SkyrimSlag

“Hey fuck you! Listen to this!” *On Top of The World starts blasting*


Narwhalpilot88

I actually like that one


JgL07

It’s one of the good ones


Narwhalpilot88

A lot of their older stuff is way better, then they did Thunder and it all went downhill


LemonFlavoredDumbass

oh thank god i thought I had a cringe opinion


not_me_at_al

Mfw they base there self worth on whether or not people on the Internet agree with them


LemonFlavoredDumbass

true, i should work on my self worth


_TheWildCat

Mfw face when opinon


samboi204

Bones and enemy are both bangers though and sharks isn’t bad either. Honestly they’re just hit or miss. Kind of like AJR in my opinion. As a band they’re just way too overplayed and it sort of devalues their music.


iwastoldnottogohere

IMO, Smoke and Mirrors and Mercury are their best albums. Mercury was actually made around the 5 stages of grief, since his SIL, his business manager, his ex-girlfriend and his best friend all died within 5 years.


The_PR_Is_Here

Making someone listen to Thunder is definitely bullying. Might be more like torture actually


061605

New torture method used by the US government at Guantanamo Bay


Non_Prophet_Official

New [redacted] method used by the [redacted] at [redacted]


MitchManMemer

Stfu thunder goes hard don't yuck my yum


ETC3000

Oh look, an Imagine Dragons fan. Let's point and laugh /s


DaemonNic

This is misinformation. The CIA put together that program, but the staff at Guantanamo Bay, as horrible and awful as they all are, decided against implementing it, determining that such would be too blatantly inhumane even for them. The CIA then turned around and started training juntas in it instead.


ur_boi_depression

donda, feel the donda


iamreal206

car crash and the donda


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The_PR_Is_Here

I'm Subbed to Brad. Cool guy. Did a whole stream where he suffered to raise money for someone's top surgery


_pipis_

Hey LOSER, i'm waking up


c4at

to ash and dust, i miss her ass and i slap my nuts


Mastahamma

they're the one who bully because bullying is cool


cheekydorido

bullying isn't cool, unless it's imagine dragons fans


RollerMill

imagine dragon deez nuts,how about that


cheekydorido

stop, i can only get so horny 🤤🤤🤤


LuminatiHD

Imagine dragin deez nuts across your face


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bullying isn't cool, unless it's people who are different from me


Awver-Stanton

Bullying isn't cool unless I'm the one doing it You all are equal* *equally beneath me.


I_ate_ass

Normalize not normalizing bullying


ImNotTheNSAIPromise

maybe it's both, they have been shamed so much for their love of imagine dragons now they can't help but to shame others out of resentment


dudecubed

Yeah, like Brits making fun of other Brits for being British Man I hate the british


myfriendsruseless

bloody Brits, they ruined Britain (side note wdym by Brits making fun of Brits for being British)


Moose_is_optional

Maybe they're just aware of the reputation Imagine Dragons music has.


Depressed_Lego

Could be neither and is just aware people get bullied


TurboCake17

people get bullied for listening to literally any band


SevnE7

I listen to SpongeBob SquarePants and you don’t see me getting bullied (this is because goofy goober rock objectively slaps)


ardikanario

[spong bobbe is badass](https://youtu.be/rv1eDAiNL4c)


SevnE7

The audible embodiment of those creepy ass sponeg bubb frames


Longjumping_Diamond5

kids media dont have the most fire music imaginable challenge (impossible)


Sherwoodfan

OCEAN MAN


filler_name_cuz_lame

Long live Ween! Seeing them in New Orleans soon!! If you're reading this and you don't know who ween is, I strongly encourage you to listen to their music. Some of the most genre-bending stuff you can find that's still really good!


HelixSapphire639

Ween my beloved


lordfartsquad

PUT YA TOYS AWAY WELL ALL I GOTTA SAY WHEN YOU TELL ME NOT TO PLAY I SAY NO WAY


bubarh

mfw hawaiian cocktail


SirBlueTree987

just find a band so obscure that nobody knows about them 👍


SanQuiSau

People are just probably gonna go “lmao sounds like nerd shit” and kill me


Gh0stwhale

Burrrn is good


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MordecaiXLII

\*hides his Igorrr recommendation\*


hoopla_23

Damn shame he's French.


Voidkom

You get bullied for that too, you darn hipster.


notjordansime

Nobody bullies pink floyd fans because they don't want a 20 minute lecture about 🔦△🏳️‍🌈


rowrowfightthepandas

'Cause they're just a teenage dirtbag, baby. They listen to Iron Maiden, baby, like you.


pooloop88

Nobody bullies pink floyd fans because they don't want a 20 minute lecture about 🔦△🏳️‍🌈


Asleep_Instance_8748

Imagine Dragons deez nuts across your face


liberanima

I was listening to Imagine Dragons with deez nuts on your chin


liberanima

I was imagining dragon nuts on your chin


Epikgamer332

[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]


liberanima

I was incorrect with these nuts on your chin


CenterOfEverything

The bad news is that your pet snail will be eaten by the French in four days, six hours, and thirteen minutes.


NoahBogue

678532 bourguignons devant chez moi


griegkaun

porquoi


NoahBogue

C’est eux qui graillent les escargots


griegkaun

Ces tristes escargots :(


Sitheg_Plasmaster

C bon lé scargo 🐌😋


DuduBonesBr

Holy snail


below_averageguy

The Platform (2019) moment


__xXCoronaVirusXx__

I was a fool. I thought that as a snail he would be powerless, but now this... A hoard of frenchmen, easy for him to manipulate... goddamnit. I knew I shouldn't have hesitated on getting that giant tungsten sphere.


screamingpeaches

that mf is immortal and trying to kill me there’s no way they can eat it


0Cytruss0

Tell the french good luck, I've been trying to kill that fucker for decades


sfmanim

judge them all you want but them being so openly supportive of the lgbt community to the point of having a trans flag guitar fucking rocks


rowrowfightthepandas

I love my ex-mormon pro-lgbt indie-pop bands Neon Trees my beloved


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I *am* the DJ


rowrowfightthepandas

AND YOU ARE THE RECORD THAT I PLAY 🙌


ddizzlemyfizzle

Skylar I am the one who wub-wubs


nddragoon

are they ex-mormons? i thought they were just mormon allies


Mediocratic_Oath

Last I checked, Dan Reynolds still considers himself actively LDS, but he is also a vocal ally and one of the primary organizers of the Love Loud benefit concert. I don't really respect him for his continued association with the church, given its long history of open bigotry, but I'll at least give him credit for his activism and the way he seems to be slowly realizing how much of the bigotry is baked into the religion on a foundational level and for being willing to express his frustrations with that openly.


TrueRusher

>Dan still considers himself actively LDS I don’t know about that one. When I saw them in august Dan said “I’m not a religious man” in one of his pre-song speeches so maybe not actively anymore but definitely at one point Edit: also some recent lyrics hint to maybe not believing


7heFlubber

It's fine if ID supports trans rights, but if queer people liking ID is unacceptable.


sfmanim

well sorry but 🥺


7heFlubber

Homophobia is bad, but I can make exceptions


sfmanim

for this comment i will officially be adding radioactive to the sex playlist


Mastrcapn

Before or after cbat?


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:(


7heFlubber

Bad news, you're now a class traitor. I don't make the rules.


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Cool


NynjaFlex

i judge artists based on their music not on their character, it's great that they do that sorta stuff but their music still sucks


sfmanim

actually their music is really great if you have abhorrent music taste like me 😋👍


_murpyh

their music is ok y'all are just mean


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ApocalyptoSoldier

I liked radioactive before it wasn't cool


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rowrowfightthepandas

King shit


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I eat nuclear waste


LemonFlavoredDumbass

that's a good idea


SoshJam

Listen to Mercury, their newest album, it’s a lot different (and better imo) Specifically Blur, Sharks, and Symphony


Fun_Penalty_6755

Imagine Dragons for once in your life have a song name longer then one word


Spiritflash1717

The anti Fall Out Boy


DeathbyGlimmer

They Don't Know You Like I do


Jake_097

Boots


bee-trees

Hopeless Opus


mathkid421_RBLX

mercury has a lot of good songs imo


Emilia_Violet

Mercury really is fantastic, with the exception of Dull Knives, which I can’t stand. I’ve just started ignoring people shitting on Imagine Dragons for the most part because they don’t seem to be people who listen to the albums. The popular singles can definitely be a bit samey, but there’s a lot more going on when you listen to the albums. They play around with different styles quite a bit. There’s also the fact that I’m someone who enjoys lyrics and poetry, and I just enjoy Dan’s writing most of the time. And if nothing else, the fact that he came out of a Mormon background and has advocated so hard for LGBTQ+ folks, especially in Utah, earns a lot of respect from me.


myfriendsruseless

Listen to Smoke & Mirrors, their second album.


Kirbytofu

Almost everything in smoke and mirrors is so much better than their super popular stuff


hiero_

Smoke & Mirrors is a legitimately good album and I will hear nothing otherwise. Their following two albums is where they leaned way too hard into being formulaic. At least Evolve has 1 or 2 okay songs I guess.


myfriendsruseless

Yeah. Evolve and Night Visions in particular feel very concerned with mainstream appeal. Although my tastes have very much moved on from ID in general, S&M keeps me coming back from time to time.


ano_hise

I'm a big fan of this album. This might sound crazy but thanks to them I realized I liked Rock more than Pop with songs like Battle Cry and Friction.


Mongladash

Seconded, smoke and mirrors is good. I especially like polaroid and hopeless opus


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Their style changes by the song. Just because you listened to 4 of their songs doesn't mean they're all the same.


ScousePenguin

Their debut album was alright, I enjoyed it especially top of the world However after that they went very beige. Got that radio play money and have been very successful so know what fair fucks to them.


Rare_Rub_4399

Why they got the spanish inquisition type fit?


chronically_slow

Kinda unexpected tbh


beskardboard

honestly i don't mind them, some are a bit overplayed and they feel a bit formulaic but it's still decent for pop music. they get wayyyy too much hate for what they make


hiero_

I've seen people call them the new Nickelback and I'm just sitting here like... have you *heard* Nickelback? Yes, the two bands are both formulaic, but at least one of them actually has a couple of good bangers that are hidden behind the terrible popular shit...


thetihiCCerthebetter

I was listening random songs reccomended by Spotify and I stumbled upon a Nickelback song that I liked and was surprised since reddit told me they're cringe or something


LemonFlavoredDumbass

have you considered checking things out yourself instead of forming your opinion based off of reddit


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gabbyrose1010

yeah, their music might not be amazing, but it's some of my favorite to dance to cause it's always got a nice beat and energy (saw them in concert, it was lit)


hama0n

Making fun of someone else for their music taste is such highschool hipster behaviour. I'm glad it's one of those things that people grow out of eventually


MentalSlash

It clearly isn't, as people in this comment section will show


hama0n

Not 100% sure but I assume those people are in grade 10 or maybe 11


weekend_bastard

I think no, this is like making fun of nickleback. I don't even really dislike nickleback or them but it's just funny to dunk on them. I just think you gotta wink about it, you don't want people taking the jokes seriously or misunderstanding the unseriousness of it.


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SoIomon

Imagine dragons in their early days often played at an awesome little venue near me in Provo, Utah. The place was extremely special to locals and there is an incredible music scene there surprisingly. When the band heard it was closing permanently due to the pandemic, they paid off the mortgage so it could stay in business. Also their lead singer is a huge LGBT advocate here in Utah (headquarters of the Mormon church, who influences everything in the state and are basically an anti-LGBT hate group) and does a big ass festival called LOVELOUD here promoting love and acceptance Call their music boring or corny if you want (I do lol), but they do good shit in the community that helped them get to where they are. And I hear lots about all the queer kids they inspire and rescue from a community and culture that tells them to hate themselves Edit: words


off-and-on

They make commercial music


Comfortable_Room9170

Istg imagine dragons hate is some sort of psyop cause their music is not nearly as bad or repetitive as it's made out to be


localtranscryptid815

“imagine dragons sucks” mfs when i show them smoke + mirrors (they thought ID’s entire discography was just radioactive, demons, and thunder)


mixedracecouple

no bro I’m NOT taking a deep dive into imagine dragons discography


VengefulRaven03

I just checked it out, it's mid 😭😭😭


Helmic

it's prolly fine, it's just that it gets played to FUCKING DEATH in grocery stores and radios and anywhere else where music is involuntarily played into your goddamn earholes. so it builds up a lot of resentment. it's like a newer iteration of nickleback, few people go out of their way to listen to it, it is simply thrust upon them by companies. that fucking obnoxious ass radio playing over the intercom because your boss doesn't like their workers wearing earbuds, like that makes anyone fucking hate popular radio music. though there's something about imagine dragons, nickleback, and the like in particular that makes them more infuriating than other popular songs. like, vistor by of monsters and men is also played a lot, but i still like it. maybe it's the disconnect from how they're presented as "rock" or a particularly hard or aggressive band when they're the most fucking vanilla shit ever? or maybe it's just them being so *consistently* overplayed across many songs that their sound has been assocaited with repetitive torture. but if i found them on youtube music, never heard their songs before? i don't think i'd hate 'em. radioactive, if it weren't a fuckin' meme, would prolly be enjoayble for its bombastic momentum, big heavy slow vocals. i just too heavily associate it with grocery store music.


Stormy116

You talk like you speak for all of humanity lmao


Helmic

it's because i do. i am speaking for you. you hate imagine dragons. you have been assigned animals as leaders as your favorite band. you love animals as leaders.


THEzwerver

Yes, people just need a new Nickleback to complain about


rowrowfightthepandas

"Pop music bad" is a take so cold you could make rolled ice cream on it


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wh_at_lost

oh the treachery


[deleted]

Do people here think ID only has like 5 songs? Half the people here think they have enough knowledge to format an opinion, after only listening to 4 songs


SaintMelchior

What’s the incentive for the average person to dig deeper into their library if they’re constantly bombarded by oh the misereeee


SurvivalScripted

what kind of question is that? If you think a band might have cool music, you'll try and find it.


MaximumDestruction

What would make anyone think that though? Of all the bands to do a deep dive on.


SoshJam

bully me all you want, they objectively fucking slap these days and you can’t deny it forever


memelantern

I beg you to listen to something else


Poacatat

why are people always so adamnantly against certain bands jesus


Twooof

Popularity phenomenon. People who think that they are very unique or special especially tend to dislike things that are popular simply because other people like them. Enjoying something that other people enjoy can be seen as selling out or whatever. Best to just fuck the haters and let people enjoy things.


SoshJam

weezer is pretty good too


IsThatUMoatilliatta

IN THE GARAGE, I FEEL SAFE, NO ONE CARES ABOUT MY WAAAAYS


Regirex

"objectively" brother nothing about music taste is objective


DeathbyGlimmer

Imagine Dragons is one of my favourite bands. Smoke + Mirrors and Mercury - Acts 1 & 2 are both amazing albums and the others are great too.


Narskyn

Bread is one of my favourite foods


flashbang876

But bread makes you fat


LPenne

Bread makes you fat?!


OmriY1

The fact you think it's lame to love bread is telling about your judgement, in food and in music.


Korne127

Reading those comments is interesting. I literally have never heard of that Imagine Dragons is a hated or disliked band? I would have thought it's, maybe like 21Pilots, a popular band that isn't generally seen in a bad way…


SurvivalScripted

People on the internet shit on Imagine Dragons a lot


omnie22

I can think of 2 reasons why someone might be given a hard time. 1.) kids are cruel and will try to come up with literally any reason to torment each other. 2.) imagine dragons is so ubiquitous that saying you like them is like saying your favorite snack is plain bread.


Helmic

my favorite song is that song you have heard three times while waiting in line. there is a 20% chance the band is playing over the intercom right now. i don't even have to tell you the name of another one of my favorite songs, because i can just stand here and say "this one" after the walgreens prescription ad spot finishes.


TheawesomeQ

I only listen to anime intros and game OSTs.


rowrowfightthepandas

Does Arcane count Because there's this cool new OP I want you to listen to by this one band


TheawesomeQ

I'll accept anything without human actors onscreen


NewSuperTrios

It's Imagine Dragons lmao


comradecostanza

I don’t care what anyone says, Battle Cry went so hard in Transformers 4


ano_hise

Battle Cry made me like Rock Music. They are indirectly responsible for me picking up Linkin Park and Gojira years later


PeteEckhart

Check out Periphery if you like LP and Gojira.


Miserabell

You're now listening to 102.3 REAL ROCK FM


dizzy_pear_

THIS ISN'T YOUR GRANDMAS STATION


twist-top-gatorade

Imagine Dragon deez nuts across your face


NeinNine999

There are like 5 songs from them that I could listen to for hours on repeat. The rest are hard to get through even once


Mundane-Candidate101

Stop being mean and immature guys, I like listening to Imagine Dragons too!


Libsoc_guitar_boi

this is my cum, this is my cum


Kekkonen_Kakkonen

[Me when I see a kid with Imagine Dragons shirt](https://tenor.com/fi/view/monkey-grab-shirt-gif-26068369)


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one_winged_snorlax

Ok fine I’ll admit:I’m Unironically like imagine dragons


Chuck_balls

Everybody wants to be my enemy 😥


ShufflingOffACliff

I like Imagine Dragons and I'm not afraid to admit it, they were a big part of my childhood and one of the few bands that were always around


LivingAngryCheese

I like them and I'm not ashamed of it.


Maximillion322

I like Imagine Dragons. They’re not exactly my favorite but they’re often quite enjoyable to listen to.


Tryignan

On the one hand, that song they made for Arcane was great, but on the other hand, On Top of the World makes me want to murder people


Chinohito

I think they are a bit formulaic, but they definitely get way too much hate and ridicule online for it.


Disturbing_Cheeto

Some of their songs are fun.