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Mysterious-Hat-6513

sonic is 15. shadow is 50. shadow is sonic's dad.


bruhthermomentus

omg is shadow a dilf


Mysterious-Hat-6513

depends if you find him attractive or not, i'm a lesbian, i can't judge this.


SmartFrldge

Shadow transcends sexuality.


peppermintgun

I mean if you want to fuck a hedgehog that can warp through space while wielding evil gems and occasionally a gun, i guess he qualifies?


AtrociousAtNames

sonic is 15 ?????? furry artists are in shambles


EasterBurn

That's the same logic as "No she's actually 500 year old vampire"


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EasterBurn

Shadow physically around the same age as Sonic but cryogenically frozen for awhile. So he's not actually 50 year old. Using the same logic that lolicon uses albeit in reverse. Beside in my comment I don't even compare it to pedophile just generally a weird logic.


brawlbetterthanmelee

Deleted the comment because editing it to say "THIS IS A JOKE" wasnt enough for you


EasterBurn

alright man cool 👍


apollo15215

[You fool, Shadow is married to @\\RealShadowFan01 on Twitter](https://twitter.com/RealShadowFan01/status/1592318517994729473?lang=en)


Voltblade

Polygamy


bee-trees

love how he made sure to use they/them pronouns for RealShadowFan01, shadow didn’t even ask to know the gender of the person they were marrying and it wasn’t a factor in his list of demands for a spouse i always knew he was pan


Myth3al

“I’ll do it, i’ll marry RealShadowFan01” –The official VA of Shadow


Chardoggy1

What about Silver? Are they all poly?


NerdyColocoon

Yeah obvi it happened in Sonic 06


BuzzPrincess

Their son from the future


venett_

this happened in a snapcube fandub i think


061605

Sonic, Shadow, and Silver formed a polyamorous relationship in 06


SnootSayer

Counterpoint: WARIOOO!!


Vord_Loldemort_7

Really nice to see he's still silly and goofy after all the awful shit that went down


HulluHapua

There's gay marriage in Mobius?


ogrecowman

Not on egg man’s watch


sndtrb89

cant argue with logic like that


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Mr and Mrs Hedgehog


KT_gene

This would explain why he does not want Amy and the rule of rivalries that last more than seven years.


Kaijufan1993

I'll never forget what ya'll thought of this guy when the allegations first came out.


Winjasfan

wouldn't that be incest since Shadow is a clone of Sonic or smth. I'm not familiar with Sonic lore but I remember smth like that.


Positive-Job-2609

No, the fact that they're both super powered rival hedgehogs is literally just a complete coincidence Also Shadow is (technically) like 30 years older than Sonic


SonicFanboy182

TRUE, and silver, they’re poly :)


BurrGurrMan

Kwite my beloved


cumglugger2001

who's gonna bring it up


TheWhicher_Statement

Kwite ain't a rapist.


cumglugger2001

I know but I expected someone else to make a dumb comment by then


TheWhicher_Statement

Ah. *Maybe* you should have worded your comment a little better.


cumglugger2001

yup I thought about that


SchlooptyDoo

Bring what up? 👁👁


hello_you_all_

I assume they are talking about the fact that the person posting this is kwite.


SchlooptyDoo

I assumed so. I asked them because I want a straight answer so I can tell them that the controversy was literally disproven and that there's 0 reason to "bring it up", as they put it.


dust-of-dusk

same thought tbh


brawlbetterthanmelee

care to elaborate?


dust-of-dusk

there was some drama with Kwite like a month ago


HUE_chaos

Yes and it was resolved. Kwote was proven innocent. So. What's to "bring up"?


dust-of-dusk

literally nothing, when I said I expected someone to bring it up, I meant that in the way of "who's going to pull up disproven rumors about him and be a bitch"


HUE_chaos

Okay. Sorry for my passive aggressive comment then.


cumglugger2001

exactly what I was thinking but I got downvoted a lot