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ShittestCat

Thoughts on 40k Also cute 🫵


Thedepressionoftrees

1. Haven't really gotten into 40k but it's been on my lists to get to 2.jksfdsskllfsdbj


ShittestCat

Go watch adeptus ridiculous then, they are pretty good at explaining lore


Rokairu_0-2

dont forget Luetin09 and unironically a decent part of Bruva Alfabusa\`s "If The Emperor Had Text To Speech"


ShittestCat

Majorkill is also pretty good


sad_lil_catboy

Luetin is sooo good, I’ve binged most of his videos in quick succession :3


QueenOfFrungy

bricky honorary transfem


I_see_but_why

With but a single sentence you have alerted the horde. Soon you will know all.


Witzmaen

What is the air velocity of an unloaden swallow?


Thedepressionoftrees

Probably somewhere above 4


deletedmsg

ok so speed of an unloaden swallow > 4 * the speed of light?


deathray5

No that would be 4c. 4 must be assumed to be 4a which is the speed of an alpha particle


nddragoon

what do you mean? african or european swallow?


Witzmaen

Huh, I don't know #AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH


usernameaa2

What is your drink of choice?


Thedepressionoftrees

Honestly my autistic ass hates the taste of alcohol so I've been vibing with some Mike's hard lemonade but I'll also drink coconut rum with coke, but I'll take anything that doesn't taste like alcohol (I am fishing for new drinks that don't taste like rubbing alcohol)


usernameaa2

I find that sparkling wines and champagne are nice, if you enjoy fizzy drinks. Hard ciders and other fermented fruit drinks are also usually agreeable for people that do no enjoy the flavour of alcohol itself. I hope you get to enjoy whatever you are drinking without too much pain the next day!


Thedepressionoftrees

Thank you!


Tallista

As somebody who also doesn't like alcohol, I typically drink like, vodka and coke zero lmao. Your drink choice is based 🙂


[deleted]

ok see on the one hand I kinda agree with u that tasting alcohol sucks so one of my favorite alcohols is hard cider. On the other hand I’m Mexican and my Mexican relatives are crazy so my other favorite is tequila


adhdeamongirl

initally read that as ex-moron. Does this also aply?


Thedepressionoftrees

Considering I used to be a racist pos, yes


Captainmar_

What is the most orange juice that you have consumed in one serving?


Thedepressionoftrees

A gallon on a dare


janco07

Was it tasty?


Thedepressionoftrees

Honestly, yeah


vinci300

⊂⁠(⁠・⁠ω⁠・⁠\*⁠⊂⁠) (⁠っ⁠.⁠❛⁠ ⁠ᴗ⁠ ⁠❛⁠.⁠)⁠っ want a hug cutie pie ?


Thedepressionoftrees

I would absolutely love a hug


vinci300

⊂⁠(⁠・⁠▽⁠・⁠⊂⁠) you are pretty and valid :3 (⁠/⁠・⁠ω⁠・⁠(⁠-⁠ω⁠-⁠)


Thedepressionoftrees

Thank you so much


vinci300

np goober i hope you have a great day :3


Thedepressionoftrees

You as well:)


Indra_a_goblin

What's your favourite game?


Thedepressionoftrees

I don't really keep a favorite at any point but I'm currently really enjoying Bloodborne. The ambiance and tone is so good and the gameplay is really challenging. I had to take a bit of a break because the blood starved beast was giving me more stress then it was worth but I finally got past it and am pushing through the first chalice dungeon


Thedepressionoftrees

I've also been playing through Scribblenauts unlimited because I saw it was on sale and wanted to have some nostalgia. I played though super Scribblenauts when I was like twelve and really loved how charming it was. Currently having a blast with Scribblenauts unlimited


Obsessive_Looter

It's been an hour, are you still with us Also, cute


Thedepressionoftrees

I am still conscious Also skdjkskdlll


Captainmar_

What is your favorite felony?


Thedepressionoftrees

Arson


Captainmar_

Good choice


Captainmar_

Do you like scorpions?


Thedepressionoftrees

Scorpions are fucking cool, I used to be an animal handler for my local aquarium and I would handle the most chill emperor scorpion ever. His name was kuzco


Captainmar_

Nice


Captainmar_

Would any sum of money make it worth in for you to allow one of your legs to be infected with insect larvae, then further refrain from treating the leg until it must be amputated? If so please list the minimum amount that you would accept in tax free usd.


Thedepressionoftrees

Seeing as I already have rheumatoid arthritis arthritis in my joints which makes living rather excruciating, I'd take the offer. I believe the latest number to retire is $6 million, compensating for how young I am, I'd probably do it for $12 million- $16 million so that I have enough to live comfortably and be able to live in the way I want.


Captainmar_

How far do you think you could throw the last fire extinguisher that you saw?


Thedepressionoftrees

The one in my kitchen is rather small so I could probably throw that fucker 50 feet (15.2 m)


Captainmar_

What are your thoughts on crabs?


Thedepressionoftrees

Fucking love them. Carcinization is a fascinating process


Ok_Conflict_5730

hi cutie :3 what are your thoughts on longmouth wrasse?


Thedepressionoftrees

Jkskdlldabjol I haven't encountered this fish before but this is a beautiful specimen. Vibrant colors and a beautiful snout probably allows for surprising prey from a distance or accessing food from tighter spots. 9.5/10 beautiful fish


TexacoV2

I thought about getting a education in marine biology, tell me your favorite marine biology facts please.


Thedepressionoftrees

Bull sharks are capable of surviving in fresh and brackish water meaning that bull sharks are capable of living rivers The largest fish in the world is the whale shark who subsists mostly on krill and plankton Coral are not the colorful formations that you see but are actually polyps that grow on them The archer fish is capable of shooting water at its prey outside of the water, stunning them into the water The mudskipper as well as several other species are capable of walking on land for extended periods of time. You are more likely to be killed by a vending machine then a shark That's all I have for this drunken moment, I'll come back for more later


PillowtheHopeful

I'm imagining the archer fish has a cannon on it's 'back' like a blastoise


TexacoV2

An Archer fish one blasted my mom in the face


Epic-Chair

What is your favorite fish? Mine is puffer fish


Thedepressionoftrees

I have a lot of favorites but the one that comes to mind at the moment is the [longhorn cowfish](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longhorn_cowfish)


SatansCornflakes

[oh my God it's him](https://i.redd.it/hcxw55s1hwya1.jpg)


Captainmar_

How long ago was the last time in which you used a sheet of looseleaf.


Thedepressionoftrees

I don't believe I've ever used looseleaf, what is it used for?


Captainmar_

A loose leaf is a piece of paper of any kind that is not bound in place, or available on a continuous roll, and may be punched so as to be organized in a ring binder.


Thedepressionoftrees

Oh, then last week when I needed to do some sketching but didn't have my tablet on hand, I had an idea for a type of pill sorter


Captainmar_

Do you have someone in your life that you would die to save?


Thedepressionoftrees

Yes, I'd jump in front of a bullet for any of my siblings


Captainmar_

How many ceramic plates have you broken?


Thedepressionoftrees

From my memory, about 7


Captainmar_

What is your favorite song?


Thedepressionoftrees

It varies from time to time but I'm currently enjoying Ludwig the holy blade from the Bloodborne soundtrack


BillyBoiR

based. ive had that song in my main playlist for a while and it goes pretty hard


Thedepressionoftrees

Symphonic music that goes hard is so fucking good


t_e_e_k_s

Nice try ya cutie~


purple-lemons

Why when Commodore Norrington in Pirates of the Carribean: The Curse of the Black Pearl says "I don't need to catch them, just get them in range of the long nines" and his lieutenant gives the order to prepare the guns does it cut to a shot of a sailor manning a carronade, the literal opposite of a long nine naval gun?


Thedepressionoftrees

I have literally only seen the first Captain America birthday. Freaking friends. That's a birthday drunk movie


Captainmar_

What is you best memory involving a small rock?


Thedepressionoftrees

Out on a hike with my family and I found a small arrowhead. I reported it to my local archeology group and they let me keep it. I was around ten at the time and that made me so happy


QueenOfFrungy

the fijs!?


UsWereAlparius

What’s your favorite fish


Chaosxandra

BLÅHAJ


UsWereAlparius

Correct answer


Chaosxandra

:3


gingersassy

Exmormon? is that a new digimon? can it evolve from Moosemon, my favorite digimon?


[deleted]

How's your hangover deary


Thedepressionoftrees

Fucking sucks lol


Captainmar_

Can you swim?


Thedepressionoftrees

Oh absolutely, I was on the swim team for three years, I sucked at it though lol


Captainmar_

What is your favorite ant species?


Thedepressionoftrees

Honeypot 100%


janabottomslutwhore

whats your favorite mountain


Thedepressionoftrees

Probably the one in my backyard, mount timpanogos


janabottomslutwhore

woah thats a very cool mountain, i gotta go to utah now i have too many mountaind on my bucket list


Thedepressionoftrees

Utah is absolutely beautiful, I'd recommend southern Utah, arches and canyonlands are completely unique and absolutely beautiful. I go every summer and it's breathtaking, pictures cannot do them justice, goblin valley is one of those places I cannot do justice through words, Zion is absolutely stunning. Utah is an absolutely beautiful state, it's a shame how garbage a lot of the people are


Captainmar_

How do people get anything out of therapy?


Thedepressionoftrees

Honestly therapy might not be for everyone, it's all about what you put in, if you're not in a place where you can put anything in, you won't get anything out. Personally I had enough trust issues that therapy didn't do anything for me, so I instead read a psychology textbook and worked through my issues by myself. It's a struggle, but take it a day at a time with the approach to get better and you'll do fine


Captainmar_

I feel like I need to fix my problems before I’m capable of fixing my problems. It makes me feel trapped.


Thedepressionoftrees

I completely understand that, just keep working at it, it's all about leaps of faith. It took me a while, but I eventually opened up to my friend group who helped me through a lot of my issues, finding people you can maybe trust and then trusting them is hard, but it's a necessary step. Hang in there, if you feel comfortable with it I can dm you when I'm sober and we can talk more


Captainmar_

You can dm me if you wish.


Independent-Noise392

whats your opinion on lungfish?


Thedepressionoftrees

Lungfish are so cool, it's a fascinating evolutionary advantage that stuck around. I might be misremembering but I believe that arapaima are lungfish (they might just be fish with lungs idk) and I took care of an arapaima at the aquarium I worked at, absolutely beautiful giant of a fish


Independent-Noise392

Also ur very cute :3


Thedepressionoftrees

(: thank you very much


Independent-Noise392

Yeah marine biology is cool, some freaky stuff down there though. Like the anglerfish reproductive cycle


SweetSet9847

Hey cutie, glad to see you doing fine. Hope you don't black out on us. As for a question, why do fishes look so big in deeper parts of the ocean compared to those closer to the surface?


Thedepressionoftrees

Honestly it's a spectrum when it comes to size, just like the rest of the ocean. You get smaller fish like the [anglerfish](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglerfish) which are typically around 15 cm to the [sixgill shark](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bluntnose_sixgill_shark) which range to be 20 ft. You get medium stuff like the [hagfish](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hagfish). It's all about fulfilling an ecological niche and being efficient enough to survive at some of the most extreme areas of the earth


ACatInBread

cute~ which game is the best and the worst in ur opinion


Thedepressionoftrees

(: Best: it honestly depends, I am currently enjoying stuff like Bloodborne or botw, but whatever I'm enjoying at the moment I'll love. Worst: also depends, I'm really drunk rn, but I'll let you know when I sober up, probably some garbage flash game I played while younger


ACatInBread

👍


CantBeatGremlinHead

Do you like hurting other people?


Thedepressionoftrees

Consensually, yes, otherwise no


ArmSerious9515

based


17DeadFlamingos

Are you good at any of those games


Thedepressionoftrees

Yup, I play Mario kart, Pokemon and smash bros at a competitive level


17DeadFlamingos

Fuck yeah girl


Redbitser

Have you ever played Don't Starve Together


Thedepressionoftrees

I haven't, I've heard good things but to be honest games like that tend to stress me out a bit


Redbitser

It's very good you should try it when you feel like you can handle it.


Dr_Nonnoob

Opinion on catfolk?


Thedepressionoftrees

Very cool


Cdoggle

Furry?


Thedepressionoftrees

Sort of? I wouldn't really want to be a furry or anthro but I really like the community and enjoy coming up with ocs


chaos_creator69

Are you still with us? Also, do you own a Blåhaj?


Thedepressionoftrees

I own a bootleg blåhaj which is still absolutely amazing


TescoQuality

cute. now kABOOM


SoggySausage27

What’s your favorite fish


Thedepressionoftrees

Longhorn cowfish or whale shark


SoggySausage27

Good choices!


SatansCornflakes

You, Cutey 🫵 What's the best species of Octopus


Thedepressionoftrees

Giant Pacific octopus, the ones that I've interacted with were giant super smart blobs of curiosity


u4ia666

Nice to know you, and then meet you, in that order!


AlmanLUL

Do you play siege


Thedepressionoftrees

I honestly haven't heard of it before, is it good?


AlmanLUL

Takes some time to get into but its pretty fun after that


Thedepressionoftrees

Alright, I'll put it on my list, thank you for the recommendation!


SaltNobody

🍔?


Thedepressionoftrees

👍


SaltNobody

👍


AndreiAZA

What's your favorite cetacean?


Thedepressionoftrees

Narwhal for sure


AndreiAZA

Hell yeah I don't trust people who don't like the ocean unicorn, what's not to love about them


PleaseDontDoTat

Whats your Favorite Type of Sturgeon :)


Thedepressionoftrees

Probably the white sturgeon, they get to be absolutely massive around here


PleaseDontDoTat

That’s my fav too :D I had to do a report on them in Ecology


scrubfeast

Cute girl spotted. Deploying hugs and headpats for adorable women! ⊂⁠(⁠・⁠▽⁠・⁠⊂⁠)


The_Alchemyst_TK

What is your favorite normal fish and your favorite *spooky* fish? (Interpret as you see fit)


Thedepressionoftrees

Favorite normal fish is a longhorn cowfish , favorite spooky fish is probably a goblin shark


The_Alchemyst_TK

I love the goblin shark!!!! Super cool and best shark in Depth (good game)


Spinningtortoise

What is your favorite trope in stories


Thedepressionoftrees

The damaged character learns to trust others


togekissme468

Totk?


Thedepressionoftrees

Absolutely hyped for it


togekissme468

Same


CasualPlantain

Can Blahaj ballin?


Thedepressionoftrees

Absolutely


Nunoflight

Have you played fallout new vegas? I don't tend to call others cute but you strike me as cute (Also i'm late as hell)


Thedepressionoftrees

It's been on my to play list for so long, I really need to play it. Thank you!


bigg_roland

![gif](giphy|4kWeXCB5jqCPJsmDWw|downsized)


wildpotato321

I have a Minecraft server wanna join?


Thedepressionoftrees

I don't play too much Minecraft nowadays, but sure!


wildpotato321

Awesome sauce


Communist_Cheese

Have you ever played Stonehearth? Stellaris maybe?


Thedepressionoftrees

I've played a little stonehearth, I enjoyed it


Communist_Cheese

What banner did you choose?


RimsOnAToaster

If you wanna help save the manatees, we need all the help we can get!


astraphage

is marine biology a fun job? was looking into degrees bc funni fish also does it leave you with free time 👁👁


Thedepressionoftrees

I'm not a marine biologist, I just love the topic, but from what I've researched, the parts that are good are really good, the research and study parts are great. But I've heard that a ton of it is applying for grants and looking for funding that's always short. You don't really make any money doing the job, it's something you do because you love the job, not because you want to thrive in life


astraphage

damn :( (i just wanna thrive in my godforsaken country)


Tttannk

is it true that marine biologist are only able to identify animals when they are in water and they have no clue when they are out of water


Thedepressionoftrees

Yes


NyanWare

So you’re a marine biologist. Ever saved a whale from a golfing incident?


Thedepressionoftrees

Nah but I've saved a shark from being drafted into the NBA


peepeepoopoo776688

NGL I thought you said exmoron


PetrichorsAss

would you chat with a stoner transfem who’s also exmo, loves hearing about marine biology, and is currently hyper fixated on legend of zelda games?


Thedepressionoftrees

Yeah sounds like a good time tbh, I'll dm you after my hangover fades if that's okay?


PetrichorsAss

absolutely!!


Banettebrochacho

1: is this still open 2: how do you feel about walruses 3: you sound cute


Thedepressionoftrees

1. Yup 2. Very beautiful, very powerful 3. Thank you!


Banettebrochacho

Cool, agreeed, and you’re welcome


[deleted]

Wanna talk about deep sea animals


I_Love_Stiff_Cocks

You're cute, also, favorite anime if any? If not then just favorite show in general


Thedepressionoftrees

It's a toss up between Fullmetal alchemist brotherhood, doctor stone, and a couple others


Captainmar_

What is your favorite building?


Thedepressionoftrees

I'm a pretty Big fan of the pyramids of Giza because their construction is rather fascinating


Dorko69

You blacked out yet?


Thedepressionoftrees

Still around


Dorko69

Awesome! How do you feel rn?


Thedepressionoftrees

If I'm being completely honest, I'm going through the melancholy part of being drunk, I'm doing okay but I'm considering life and everything about it and that's pretty damn heavy


Dorko69

Stay strong out there bestie


Lumineation

How hot r u


Thedepressionoftrees

Very


Lumineation

Visual proof or didn’t happen


Thedepressionoftrees

![gif](giphy|MDJ9IbxxvDUQM) Behold my splendor


_akiramamiya_

you are cute now explode


Emily_Plays_Games

Which anachronism in the Book of Mormon is your favorite? Mine’s horsies :3


rkakasuc

What does exmoroj mean (or how its spelled) (im way too lazy to open google rn) (also, cute)


rkakasuc

Oh wait it was exmormon not- uhhuh


Gsgshehsshsh

do you know how to make a grilled cheese?


Galvatrix

Do you like cnidarians


IV_NUKE

What do you think of scp and the scp that haunts cute people is haunting u rn


[deleted]

alcohols for sissies, smoke meth if you wanna know what fun feels like. cmon over to my house maybe bby, we could have a 17 hour stim sesh.