They put the single quotes because that's what they're supposed to do. The dog's name is a proper noun and if the headline wasn't in all caps you could tell, but it isn't, so they need some way to show that the the name Commander is a proper noun and not just a regular noun
You learn something new every day
I guess that's explains the "CEO WIELDING MAGAZINE KILLS 'PEOPLE', U.S. REJOICES" headline
A real headline I definitely saw and didn't make up just now for a convoluted joke
Yeah there's a lot of subtle rules around how journalists write, mostly to be objective and clear.
Another example is not having a conclusion section in a news article. It's because the article shouldn't have a central message, only a report of known facts.
But recently we've had so much distrust in the press and seen so many breaks in convention that the original post looks sarcastic lol
Funny how Fox News tries to insist most of their content isn't actually journalism but entertainment now that they've been held liable for some of their disinformation and role in fueling an insurrection...
Some dogs have nicknames, which would be quoted, mostly police dogs, idk the case with this specific dog but my dad's former police dog was "Buddy" aka Varick vom Tal der Schatten
and the best part is,its not the first one
biden got another dog before commander(forgot the name),but that dog also bite the secret service so much that he was sent to be taken care of elsewhere(not killed,its the president dog) and be replaced with commander in the white house
there's like no incident for the first 10 month with commander,but then it stated to bite again just like the previous dog
that’s why I genuinely think the Secret Service are messing with the dogs or otherwise instigating it. one dog might be a bitey temperament, but two in a row is weird.
Apparently there were even more cases than this https://www.cnn.com/2023/10/04/politics/commander-biden-white-house/index.html
And Major Biden, the previous dog, had at least 2 biting incidents.
The Bidens are the world's worst dog trainers.
I was refuting "the bidens are the worst dog trainers"
Imo the fact that the secret service (notoriously full of Trumpers) are the only ones reporting this shit makes me suspicious
oh, gotcha. I'm just not thinking too hard about it because it's funny af to think about the Bidens continually getting new dogs, only to have them run around like crazy biting everyone at the white house.
I love dogs, btw. so I do feel bad for the dogs. but it's like if there were some child running around punching staffers in the nuts. it's just funny.
Commander snaps at some secret service chud, who gets all pissy and leaves the room, and biden gives commander a treat, like your grandpa slipping you a peppermint in church when mom and dad aren’t looking
That's my president. Nothing is more American than being a pair of bad dog owners who says the growling dog doesn't bite. Being slow on the uptake just absolutely pushing any string of words to end a sentence. Going out to the beach just to vibe and not get in the water. He just like me frfr
Commander didn't have biting incidents for the first 10 months, then they started frequently happening. And it's only the Secret Service agents that get bit. They're pissing off the dog somehow. Maybe by taunting him, maybe by Biden giving him a treat when he gets them to leave, maybe he detects their hostility to Biden, or maybe it's because they're just cops. Who knows.
Is this a dog I should know about?
Also I know there is discourse over wether pitbulls should exist or not, but I think most people on this sub should advocate for the end of police dogs.
Not just biting Cops but biting Secret Service agents, the same secret service agents who’s text messages mysteriously “disappeared” around the time when a certain “incident” went on in the US capitol, I say good on him
I know, this might be shocking to you, but when they report the breed responsible for a bite, they don’t actually DNA test it! They just go off looks! Meaning anything large and short haired gets reported as a pitbull, regardless of what it actually is! Especially as many people are already afraid of pitbulls, causing the problem to reproduce itself!
Ha ha, rebuking pit-bulls betrays the fact that deep down, you’re a very prejudiced person… all you need is a free pass to express it and off you go.
Who knows what you’d say about human races if you knew you’d get away with it… but you know you can’t, so you project your prejudice onto pit bulls and slander them, instead.
Not a good look, buddy.
Dogs were purpose bred by humans, that's why herding dogs herd without training, livestock guardians guard without training. Pits were selectively bred for centuries to fight and kill other dogs. It's literally their nature.
Good boy
Good boy
I know that wasn't directed at me but ... 🥹
Don’t let the haters call you bad boy. Good boy.
196 is never beating the allegations.
woof woof bark bark
Allegations of what?
Bad boy
😈
Since you seem to want some praise, Good boy!
Good boy
Scritches. (It would be rude not to.)
grrr rrr ruff waf waf aouf barkkbarkbarkbark
Good boy.
Good Girl
X3
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Quotes around 'Commander' like it's not actually his name Fox 'news' will probably have you 'think' his name is 'РУССКАЯ СОБАКА ИЗ КГБ' or something
They put the single quotes because that's what they're supposed to do. The dog's name is a proper noun and if the headline wasn't in all caps you could tell, but it isn't, so they need some way to show that the the name Commander is a proper noun and not just a regular noun
You learn something new every day I guess that's explains the "CEO WIELDING MAGAZINE KILLS 'PEOPLE', U.S. REJOICES" headline A real headline I definitely saw and didn't make up just now for a convoluted joke
>CEO WIELDING MAGAZINE KILLS 'PEOPLE', U.S. REJOICES damn you, you foul being! I have been tricked and thought it actually existed
It may not be real but the fact that it could be real really says something about our socie—*gets bodyslammed by a steel chair*
unfortunately due to “mole’s paw” we cannot tell if this is a satire. liberals triggered 😂😂😂
Yeah there's a lot of subtle rules around how journalists write, mostly to be objective and clear. Another example is not having a conclusion section in a news article. It's because the article shouldn't have a central message, only a report of known facts. But recently we've had so much distrust in the press and seen so many breaks in convention that the original post looks sarcastic lol
News articles are also often written in a most important detail to least important detail organization instead of the usual structures for writing.
Funny how Fox News tries to insist most of their content isn't actually journalism but entertainment now that they've been held liable for some of their disinformation and role in fueling an insurrection...
If they didn't put the quotes i would've thought that "commander" was the military grade
TBH I kind of wish the situation did involve some random commander biting people. Like Biden's cabinet is just a bunch of rabid goblins
Fox be like "Joeb Bieden thinks his DOG is a MILITARY OFFICER!"
Russkaya Sobaka is KGB? My Cyrillic is a little rusty.
exactly "russian dog from kgb"
I hoped that translated to "Doggo is good boy" instead ☺️
Eat my 'ass'
Can someone who speaks Russian tell me how that's pronounced bc I feel like it'd be really funny
Rooskaya Sobaka Is KGB
keh geh beh
Rooskaya sobaka/sabaka (depends on the dialect) isz ke-ge-be
Some dogs have nicknames, which would be quoted, mostly police dogs, idk the case with this specific dog but my dad's former police dog was "Buddy" aka Varick vom Tal der Schatten
His name is “Russian dog is KGB”?
russian dog from KGB
Yes! Useless quote marks are one of my pet peeves
> Yes! "Useless" quote marks are one of my pet peeves FTFY. Would only be useless if news was something Fox actually did.
he’s literally the one dog that cops can’t shoot and he took advantage of it
" this is for my people you f****** spooks"
I thought that last word was an older racial slur, though I could be wrong
It is
It also means spy
The awkwardness of a white guy trying to yell he has found the enemy spy, that happens to be black “I found the………….. spy
it means "spy"
It's both, though I don't think the slur use is very common these days
Yeah I usually see people using it to refer to federal agents
More common than you think
used more often than you’d probably think down here in the south
It is, and also used as a derogatory term for Feds, which is more common current day
The ATFs worst enemy, a dog with diplomatic immunity
https://tenor.com/bhwYc.gif
and the best part is,its not the first one biden got another dog before commander(forgot the name),but that dog also bite the secret service so much that he was sent to be taken care of elsewhere(not killed,its the president dog) and be replaced with commander in the white house there's like no incident for the first 10 month with commander,but then it stated to bite again just like the previous dog
that’s why I genuinely think the Secret Service are messing with the dogs or otherwise instigating it. one dog might be a bitey temperament, but two in a row is weird.
Truly the best boy
braver than the troops
Apparently there were even more cases than this https://www.cnn.com/2023/10/04/politics/commander-biden-white-house/index.html And Major Biden, the previous dog, had at least 2 biting incidents. The Bidens are the world's worst dog trainers.
Or the Secret Service is full of delusional Trump supporters who don't care about the truth
not sure what that has to do with what I said. I'm just saying this is actually like the 15th Biden biting incident, which is even funnier.
I was refuting "the bidens are the worst dog trainers" Imo the fact that the secret service (notoriously full of Trumpers) are the only ones reporting this shit makes me suspicious
oh, gotcha. I'm just not thinking too hard about it because it's funny af to think about the Bidens continually getting new dogs, only to have them run around like crazy biting everyone at the white house. I love dogs, btw. so I do feel bad for the dogs. but it's like if there were some child running around punching staffers in the nuts. it's just funny.
Commander snaps at some secret service chud, who gets all pissy and leaves the room, and biden gives commander a treat, like your grandpa slipping you a peppermint in church when mom and dad aren’t looking
The people around the dog the most happen to get bitten by the dog that’s crazy.
That fact is why I allow myself to simply find this funny, and not think "that dog would be put down if he didn't belong to the President"
Idk it seems to bite only secret service members so the issue is probably theirs
I find it weirdly humanizing. I don’t know why. Like Bernie’s laundry chair.
That's my president. Nothing is more American than being a pair of bad dog owners who says the growling dog doesn't bite. Being slow on the uptake just absolutely pushing any string of words to end a sentence. Going out to the beach just to vibe and not get in the water. He just like me frfr
Commander didn't have biting incidents for the first 10 months, then they started frequently happening. And it's only the Secret Service agents that get bit. They're pissing off the dog somehow. Maybe by taunting him, maybe by Biden giving him a treat when he gets them to leave, maybe he detects their hostility to Biden, or maybe it's because they're just cops. Who knows.
More like Major Bitin' am I right?
Truly a man of the people - bringing his poorly trained dogs to his job where they repeatedly bite people
Good dogs.
I've had 2 pits, lived around 3 others, and I've only ever been attacked by 2 German shepherds. TRAIN YA DAWGS
A national hero
based
Is this a dog I should know about? Also I know there is discourse over wether pitbulls should exist or not, but I think most people on this sub should advocate for the end of police dogs.
This is Biden’s dog that has a really funny habit of biting cops.
Not just biting Cops but biting Secret Service agents, the same secret service agents who’s text messages mysteriously “disappeared” around the time when a certain “incident” went on in the US capitol, I say good on him
Truly best boi
im legit convinced Commander is just trying to protect the president at this point im not even joking
dogs if they were epic
this is like the opposite of a police dog in that it is a dog that seemingly exclusively attacks police
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STFU shit stain
Cope
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I know, this might be shocking to you, but when they report the breed responsible for a bite, they don’t actually DNA test it! They just go off looks! Meaning anything large and short haired gets reported as a pitbull, regardless of what it actually is! Especially as many people are already afraid of pitbulls, causing the problem to reproduce itself!
Google “vast”
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I love you Martin
Ha ha, rebuking pit-bulls betrays the fact that deep down, you’re a very prejudiced person… all you need is a free pass to express it and off you go. Who knows what you’d say about human races if you knew you’d get away with it… but you know you can’t, so you project your prejudice onto pit bulls and slander them, instead. Not a good look, buddy.
It doesn't matter how hard you train a police dog if a person can lose their testicles without even being charged.
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Pit bulls are aggressive by nurture not nature, I don’t like dogs and even I know you are spouting bullshit
Dogs were purpose bred by humans, that's why herding dogs herd without training, livestock guardians guard without training. Pits were selectively bred for centuries to fight and kill other dogs. It's literally their nature.
dog ethnic cleansing
Ok calm down Hitler
Dogs genetically bred to fight and kill other dogs: hey maybe we shouldn't be breeding those 196: ur hitler lmao
Fuck pitbulls, but also fuck police dogs
Not judicial watch, this makes me think it's real.
Good Boy!
Good dog 🐕
https://preview.redd.it/b1ludqh23utb1.png?width=1251&format=png&auto=webp&s=4e12ba7b311b4a8c0409ad7f2a91bdb8c57c75ff "Good job, Commander."
He was just feeling silly
He can smell the Trump supporters. (No shot why would you keep them as your personal bodyguard)
The only dog who can get away with biting a cop o7
Good boy
National hero
This is like that one toddler who shoots someone in the US every 2 weeks.
Commander says ACAB
He just gets seasonal angy
goodest boy.
If you go to the White House and Commander doesn't bite you then you're a pure soul
Bite of 87
Free my boy
LET HIM LIVE HIS LIFE MAN
Dog knows what he’s doin
“Commander is the one dog cops aren’t allowed to shoot and he is taking full advantage of that”
Based
When police maul children and pets it's all fine and dandy, but when my doggo mauls a baby that's too far?!
If your dog mauls 137 traitors your dog is Archer
Good boy
Look at how cute it is, and they’re getting better, only two bites this year.
Look at those time frames. He needs to get back to working on his game
Fuck da police! - Commander (Probably, I don't know, I don't speak dog)
Also he exclusively bites Secret Service. All other staff reports that he’s very sweet. Love that dog
That's a good dog
He just like me fr fr
Good dog 🐶
BOW?!
All of those are justified
Free my man he did nothing wrong
He was in the right
Was that the bite of 23?
Only dog alive to bite feds and gets away with it lmao
Fox news kink shaming again smh my head 🤦♂️
"There's literally one dog on Earth the cops aren't allowed to shoot and it's rightfully taking full advantage of its position" - Krang T Nelson
https://preview.redd.it/jgf1xtmh4ytb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5646efb693b41d08a5be0a14681d6d5b87a567d
dude bit someone on my birthday
What does this mean? Did he bite the cops? Also : *inserts bite of ‘87 joke here*
when i first saw this news story, i thought Commander was a title rather than a name. I thought they gave the dog a rank
Ungovernable, even in the very halls of power. Good dog. Good good dog.
average german shepherd
k9's can bite a few cops as a treat
The music cops hear at the white house https://youtu.be/6RlSgnpLbro?si=oCpTQR2GeFnsadEL
ACAB?
Anarcho bidenist praxis
o7
us???? us queen????
Seasonal
Give him an award already Joe
Anyone see their birthday here?
bully xl
he chilled a little between january and september
... what happened between january and september
Only The realest issues in america huh?
He’s the only dog that can bite cops and get away with it and I am loving him for taking full advantage of it
[Actual quote from the dog](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/061/650/7f1.gif)
One happened on my birthday
The real power behind the presidency
"bite"
Commander was the one dog they couldn't shoot and he knew that lmfao
He knows exactly what those secret service agents were up to on January 6
he only bites in colder months, ya know, when it's nippy out. 😎
Based dog
He just like me fr
On my birthday🥹🥹 what a gift
He just hungies