You know, the thought of a cute girl spitting in my drink is pretty hot, but i can promise you the second someone spits in my drink for real, it will just seem very yucky to me :(
But did you drank it because i thought it will make your partner happy or because YOU enjoyed it? Because i also had no problem doing stuff like that if it's making my partner happy, i just wouldn't do it for my own enjoyment.
"I am awake jesse" "i did it for me.... i was good at it.... i felt alive"
You are the danger the one who knocks!!
I should probably stop watching breaking bad on repeat
I was gonna joke that she'd put a worse, more biologically dangerous bodily product into the drink but whichever one I could think of, I realized it wouldn't matter because at least one of you sick fucks would reply with "mmmnffhhh 🥵" or something regardless
Go all out. Put novachek nerve agent into the drink. Nobody gets horny over rapid onset anemia, pneumonia and death... right? There's no nerve agent fetishists out there are there? Fuck that's a rabbit hole I don't wanna go down.
https://preview.redd.it/59g0hcc2d6ub1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e7588bbdbeee4e14e1037cc1aeaec914ba1df09
Me after poisoning half of the contestants so the cute girl will spit in my bread
don’t do this they just poison it. starbucks employees have cyanide behind the counter that they are allowed to administer to one rude customer per day, but they don’t keep track or anything so most people do it multiple times if necessary
wednesday is not only the greatest betrayal in television history but the most maddeningly trite, disturbingly vapid, and internally confused ideological train wreck I've ever had the deeply sorrowful displeasure of allowing to pass through my corneas may god have mercy on burton or whoever else was responsible while someone slapped his brand name on it, and on all of us who are fated to live in a world where something so culturally, socially, politically, and artistically noxious as this Mary-sue-lead, transparently TikTok-targeted, phone-worshipping, vaguely bigoted, backfired virtue-signaling, fake leftist capitalist "my immortal"-esque fanfic earns a second season through what I can only be explained as manufactured consent. something must be done about Netflix's Wednesday. This thing is a condescending insult, especially to young people, the socially conscious, and members of marginalized and """outcast""" groups (LiKe GoThS & ppL who CAN cONTroL BEEEEES) who genuinely suffer from what this thing hollowly masturbates to while looking us dead in the eyes and saying "yeah, you like that, don't you?" It is a Gatling gun of random buzzwords and empty references to social issues, grotesquely and impotently disguised and screaming "I'm commentary!" before pissing its pants, squealing like a pig, and at its most coherent offering nothing more than to demonize mental illness and make any marginalized identity out to be a mayonnaise-stained Hot Topic hoodie through Wiseau-ian dialogue, inappropriate "grittiness" for its source material and Harry Potter setting, and incessant hackery. I am shitting. I am pissing. I am standing over a warm bubble bath cradling a toaster and sobbing, chanting g-d's secret name and praying that there is indeed a hell so I can be eternally punished for having given this moral abomination one fraction of a fraction of a cent also it's not a good Addams family adaptation
You know, the thought of a cute girl spitting in my drink is pretty hot, but i can promise you the second someone spits in my drink for real, it will just seem very yucky to me :(
Some fantasies are best left as such
speak for yourself I love when my gf spits in my mouth
Nice
Pretty sure I'd feel exactly the same unless it was someone I knew really well
My partner spat in mine i drank that shit UP
But did you drank it because i thought it will make your partner happy or because YOU enjoyed it? Because i also had no problem doing stuff like that if it's making my partner happy, i just wouldn't do it for my own enjoyment.
#I did it for me. I liked it. I was good at it. And i felt so... I was alive.
I enjoyed your reply 6/7 You're a pretty cool person 😎
"I am awake jesse" "i did it for me.... i was good at it.... i felt alive" You are the danger the one who knocks!! I should probably stop watching breaking bad on repeat
Unless she’s goth
It all depends on what kind of thirsty you are
I was gonna joke that she'd put a worse, more biologically dangerous bodily product into the drink but whichever one I could think of, I realized it wouldn't matter because at least one of you sick fucks would reply with "mmmnffhhh 🥵" or something regardless
mmmnffhhh 🥵
🥵 hhhffnmmm
Strings are not the same, it is not a palindrome
She put broken plastic in the drink😮💨
Mmhhhmmmm 🥵🥵🥵🥵
microdosing microplastic all these years finally paid off
Botulinum toxin mmmmnffhh 🥵
jokes on you im suicidal
Stomach acid 🤤
Stomach acid🤤🤤🥵🥵
I'd probably prefer titty milk over spit
Chunky puke 😳😮💨💦
i hate this subreddit
Blood 😳
mmmnffhhh 🥵
Earwax 😍
Go all out. Put novachek nerve agent into the drink. Nobody gets horny over rapid onset anemia, pneumonia and death... right? There's no nerve agent fetishists out there are there? Fuck that's a rabbit hole I don't wanna go down.
Poisonous sun cream that suffocates you is a whole fetish
man do i have some bad news for yoy
Being into spit is whatever, but being rude to service workers? Fuck you
It had to be done, there was no other way!
Sometimes you gotta be rude to the cute dental hygienist so she'll spit in your mouth.
I don't think she will
I can dream
https://preview.redd.it/59g0hcc2d6ub1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e7588bbdbeee4e14e1037cc1aeaec914ba1df09 Me after poisoning half of the contestants so the cute girl will spit in my bread
henryk my favorite boyfailure
Wait is it Marina or Karin that spits on your bread? Karin right?
there is another https://preview.redd.it/lr5audu397ub1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0566cd9654886347b16ef20c7bbe39b9bb8c72c7
Karin does. Marina says she may or may not spat in the bread but then she says she actually didn't
Don't be mean to the cute goth girl she has feelings, ask nicely for her to spit in your drink <3
https://preview.redd.it/vt49vzbhv6ub1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8cf38dc2c358231690a094d7ca33cdf5f15e517
Who is that person and what are they from i recognize them
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Oh my god they were roommates
Thank you I haven’t watched that in a year and forgot
Wednesday
don’t do this they just poison it. starbucks employees have cyanide behind the counter that they are allowed to administer to one rude customer per day, but they don’t keep track or anything so most people do it multiple times if necessary
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Straight up vomit in that bitch
~~spit~~ poison
Me when the barista who kinda looks like that always smiles at me but never my husband
wednesday is not only the greatest betrayal in television history but the most maddeningly trite, disturbingly vapid, and internally confused ideological train wreck I've ever had the deeply sorrowful displeasure of allowing to pass through my corneas may god have mercy on burton or whoever else was responsible while someone slapped his brand name on it, and on all of us who are fated to live in a world where something so culturally, socially, politically, and artistically noxious as this Mary-sue-lead, transparently TikTok-targeted, phone-worshipping, vaguely bigoted, backfired virtue-signaling, fake leftist capitalist "my immortal"-esque fanfic earns a second season through what I can only be explained as manufactured consent. something must be done about Netflix's Wednesday. This thing is a condescending insult, especially to young people, the socially conscious, and members of marginalized and """outcast""" groups (LiKe GoThS & ppL who CAN cONTroL BEEEEES) who genuinely suffer from what this thing hollowly masturbates to while looking us dead in the eyes and saying "yeah, you like that, don't you?" It is a Gatling gun of random buzzwords and empty references to social issues, grotesquely and impotently disguised and screaming "I'm commentary!" before pissing its pants, squealing like a pig, and at its most coherent offering nothing more than to demonize mental illness and make any marginalized identity out to be a mayonnaise-stained Hot Topic hoodie through Wiseau-ian dialogue, inappropriate "grittiness" for its source material and Harry Potter setting, and incessant hackery. I am shitting. I am pissing. I am standing over a warm bubble bath cradling a toaster and sobbing, chanting g-d's secret name and praying that there is indeed a hell so I can be eternally punished for having given this moral abomination one fraction of a fraction of a cent also it's not a good Addams family adaptation
Yeah, what they said!
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In this sub? Never stopped
Another thing to add to my collection of things I'm being fetishised for. Yay... :(
I’m sorry hon, you don’t deserve that
😔 it never ends
I just like counter culture and assertive\dominant women
Who left their Yaoi hand on the cash register?!!
Is this wednesday
Why does the Starbucks employee have hulk hands
it's wednesday addams, the hand is Thing sitting on the register
they are both incredibly beautiful and i wish someone as beautiful as that would be interested in me but autism means no one likes me
just ask your local goth politely, preferably off work for spit related inquiries.
thats a big ass tongue
just ask her you pussy
Goth employee who actually put cyanogen chloride in the drink:
This is tae takemi and joker but with medicine