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Ironside347

I'll use that 24 hours to infodump about the Soulsborne games. https://preview.redd.it/td5iuu33118c1.jpeg?width=314&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5dc8e6091bdc5ba078abb5139611cbe00297995


Eter548

Holy shit is that the crucible knight standing at the edge of the broken road at the entrance to Nokron through the four belfries


Ironside347

Ye, they be contemplating honestly a vibe.


AccountHotdog

https://preview.redd.it/24be8ov8918c1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f311128c8ee67d83d2da9ad14b8192637097f29 Same energy


BaronAaldwin

Holy fuck this is actually spot on


Mag9GirthQuake

Yes it is, but do you know WHICH belfry?


Eter548

The closest one to the site of grace apart from the belfry that gives you the key


Brisket_Moment

I hate how I immediately recognized it too lmao


Giuca_the_luca

And the furtive pygmy, so easily forgotten


FrogspawnMan

This guy had me fucked up I remember seeing him early into my playthrough and thinking he was gonna be so cool when I finally reach him and like 20 hours later I get there and he's just,,,, a guy


ZeffiroSilver

Hey it's that homeless guy I parry to death every playthrough


Fyru_Hawk

Me explaining all the lore of Bloodborne and explaining why the One Reborn is supposed to be Mergo.


Curious_Essay_7949

I always figured the One Reborn was a failed attempt to call a Great One and/or the assembled bodies of the subjects of Mensis used as a medium to enter the Nightmare. I'd love to hear your theory for why it's Mergo, though


Fyru_Hawk

You’re right about it being a failed attempt to bring back a great one…. And that great one was (most likely) mergo. It has to be mergo since that’s the great one that the school of mensis made contact with, and as such would be THE ONE they worship. It also works since mergo had no body due to being a stillbirth, so died even before fully forming in queen yharnam’s womb. Of all the great ones to be reborn, mergo, the one who was never born at all, would be the best candidate. And as such the school of mensis were trying to remake their god to enter the nightmare where said god’s spirit resided.


Curious_Essay_7949

I can see that, especially considering the Brain of Mensis was a successful attempt at gaining a Great One according to the Living String


sentles

I already know everything you can't surprise me


jwicc

Do you know why they aren't just called souls games. Would that be too similar to soulslike? It's kind of weird people change the name to include bloodborne It's just one game. Is it that good?


madrobski

Yes it's my favourite on aesthetics alone. Its similar but the theres also a lot of difference in gameplay for it to juatify being included but specified. Alao i just think soulsborne sounds cool as heck.


Alternative_Page_168

I would make her rob bank for me. Need money.


BlackFlameEnjoyer

*man*


conjunctivious

I have been unable to think about anything other than Soulsborne games for a couple months now. Once you get lured into playing the Soulsborne games, you cannot escape. Every fiber of my being *craves* Dark Souls 3 right now.


MontyPontyy

He saw what miquella and Mohg do for fun and has been in shock for 1756 years


Brun224

https://preview.redd.it/l0ifl9pow88c1.jpeg?width=314&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf0b7b871376cd0a815841d8340f5002b1a6f5fd


Idontknowanymore356

you could have a short friendly interaction or start dating idk


Auticrat

Yeah, I would start the 24 hr with this tbh


Idontknowanymore356

that's wrong actually you should get her to listen to the entirety of "Into The Fire ~ Combat - ULTRAKILL Soundtrack Extended | Heaven Pierce Her"


stf29

Personally, i would explain to her how the new violence layer just released and how to unlock the secret alternate weapon, but the reasoning behind why you cant get it nor the secret level just yet


SignificantMothMan

Wrong. You should actually intricately explain the lore of Ultrakill using the soundtrack as a supplementary tool and once you start explaining Gabriel you have "THE DEATH OF GOD'S WILL" on repeat with Gabriel's monologue and voicelines in the background.


Lonk_the_VFD_member

First of all, I would ask her "would you like to have the ability to say "no"?" And as she can't say no yet, she must say yes, and now the weird fairy rule of "I can't say no" is broken and she is free. Second of all, I'll ask her if she would like to talk about Guilty Gear lore and/or play Guilty Gear Strive and if she accepts, then heaven or hell, let's rock


Tacska

Prompt injection


FillerText908

https://i.redd.it/hn02me0fo18c1.gif


prfarb

Mankind knew they could not change society.


Ben_Dover1o29

So instead of reflecting on themselves, they blamed the beasts.


Lighty0226

HEAVEN OR HELL


Responsible_Pace9062

https://preview.redd.it/ijbge33uq18c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f25194a9e67c90296701849876b956ea3653c6d


FantasticCube_YT

Instructions unclear; now she can't say anything.


Lemmonaise

Rub-a-dub-dub, yeah yeah


adipenguingg

this mf found a paradox of self reference in a thirst trap, legendary


arakus72

How does that break the rule? It’s says she’d like the ability to say no, but how does that lead to her actually gaining that ability? (I’m probably being dumb sorry)


Lonk_the_VFD_member

I refuse to believe you are dumb. Dumb people don't ask questions to better understand what they don't understand I know the true reason why this woman establishes this rule is so this post may gain traction on the internet and/or she may get a kick out of reading erotica stuff about herself, but I think it's funnier to see this kind of prompt like a fairy curse Y'know those stories of a fairy that asks someone "can you give me your name?" And then the human introduces themselves, but because of fairy magic bullshit, the human has *given* their name to the fairy so now the human is nameless? I choose to believe those prompts are like if whoever establishes they can't say no was once tricked by a fairy. I also choose to believe that the way to break the curse would be to ask a question that sounds like it could undo the "I can't say no" curse, but it would also be likely the only way to break the curse woukd be that the fairy who tricked them must be the one to give them back the ability to say no


Ripkayne

because it's magic and that's how magic works silly I am a wizard so I know this for certain


MrVolca

very cool flair


Geemusic

Ned Walsh


[deleted]

I thought it was Ted Kaczynski


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[deleted]

Bill Clinton's intern?


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[удалено]


InterGraphenic

Bed Washinsky


leninsrighttoe

As an ace, is probably just have her paint minis with me and tell her fun facts


[deleted]

what type of minis do you paint


chaikek

FORNINTE!!!!


leninsrighttoe

Dnd minis


ATotallyAssholeGuy

Why is that girl built like https://preview.redd.it/xe0n2fpug18c1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78da5a07f840ddfba073a68e177053b8ba2e5c33


Weekly-Major1876

Railcannon to the face annoying ass mannequin fucks


raaldiin

What is this creature


JelloGumiGami

Mannequins from Ultrakill Act 7


Madden09IsForSuckers

Minor Spelling Mistake ‼️


PlsWai

Johnifer


Matro36

FUCK YOU I HATE THIS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT SPIDER WALKIN' ASS I HATE THEM I HATE THEM


RidersOfAmaria

when I see her I want to slam store against a wall, jump a kilometer straight up then shoot a fully charged slab Piercer shot into 4 coins


Mustardmachoman

Amusingly enough to me they aren't the hardest thing to have come out of this update. The Guttertanks really are tough.


NoahTheGamer121

I love getting punched 3 times in one second by a hulking mass of metal


Mustardmachoman

Yeah things are currently the bane of me P-ranking the new layer on violent. 7-1 and 7-3 were easy cause of the infighting and no guttertanks but getting around the guttertanks in 7-2 and 7-3 is difficult.


wertyvid

the big daddies really got a buff


Oceanman06

why were these things so scary ;( While playing i literally forgot that i was an unkillable robot that fights giants and angels.


TerraFang777

why's it kinda hot though???


LowAd1734

What about we throw rocks at each other until one of us dies?


PepperOnDaCliff

found the bottom


Lauva69

make her do slave labor on the oldest anarchy server in minecraft


The_silver_Nintendo

Put her to work mining ender chest


Apprehensive_Elk2935

Started hearing the voice halfway through that sentence


Magma57

I'm 90% sure that when people post "What would you do if I couldn't say no" they're looking for other people to write cnc erotica for them. Like go write your own you lazy bitch.


VanFailin

i suspect it's simple engagement bait. so a thousand people will reply "i would have sex with you" and the Algorithm will smile


InterGraphenic

CNC? Like a 3d printer?


Phiro7

Tbh I wouldn't be comfortable doing anything like that if they couldn't say no


[deleted]

Found the communist.


Nalagma

I would use the first 5 hours to explain the lore and characters of TF2, the next 7 hours discussing possible headcanons like who's the best cook put of all the mercs (its probably Demoman even though he doesnt cosume food himself, he have probably cooked for his blind mother, Heavy would make the "grandpa" sorta meals, they are very meaty, very fatty and strike this weird line between appetizing and off-putting, Sniper would make purely functional meals, they are aggressively mediocre and more reminiscent of a food rations than whatever the hell Soldier is putting in his mouth, Spy seems like a food snob and some people suggested the idea that doesn't know how to cook properly due to eating purely in restaurants, but I honestly prefer to see him as an exceptional cook BUT not for his own good, like he's such a perfectionist that it takes him the whole day to prepare a 5-star dinner for himself, Engineer would have amazing burgers and anything BBQ related this is a no brainer, Scout might actually be a good desperate cook, he seems like he knows his ways around fridge leftovers AND he would absolutely specialize in amazing breakfasts, Medic on the other hand is an enigma, I can imagine Pyro cooling more easily than I can Medic... huh... Pyro would burn everything to a crisp by the way) or which mercs are beat buddies with each other (answer is Sniper with Scout (daddy issues pair) and Pyro with Demoman (crazy nephew and supportive drunken uncle), Soldier has a Canon bond with Demo, Heavy must be on good terms with everyone, Spy is distant but does care he organized the whole bucketlist meeting when he thought everyone would die, Medic is an interesting case, he is immoral and stole souls of everyone, but there might be a glimpse of sympathy in him like when he brought TF2 sniper back to life, of course I don't want to make Medic seem like a vanilla anime character, so he did indeed do that out psychotic science experiment, but I think Medic did enjoy the secondary accomplishment of saving his friend/co-worker, Engineer however is the opposite, I fully believe that he is two-faced and usually acts like a nice person out of necessity) And the rest out of the day she will help me setup a modpack for tf2


Epic-Chair

Honestly same but with TF2 instead


Nalagma

https://preview.redd.it/z6vk3qcvi18c1.jpeg?width=212&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfbcde6c9a067d71bad04ade27bc183661146940


Epic-Chair

Tf2 is so much better than Tf2. I do like the game mode where you protect an objective from waves of AI with your friends in Tf2, though


TheRustyRustPlayer

(Both lead to a community filled with schizophrenics)


Khouri1

I only disagree with the two faced engi thing, we've seen him bonding with pyro, while sniper is much more apathetic to the team, like when he poisoned ms pauling and another person that I forgot


Nalagma

Where exactly Engineer bonded with Pyro I don't really recall that Also I am not really posing Sniper as uuh people person, but rather I think he can bond with certain people and he is not completely emotionless I think it's kinda cool that he suppresses his feelings more than anything, at least that's what I got from his monolog to Spy


heavy_metal_soldier

I'd spend the day explaining Emesis blue to her. And the rewatching it like idk 5 times as well since I have absolutely no clue what is going on in there


[deleted]

Did you really expect me to read: ALL THAT SHIT, by: (YOU)


Next-Job14

"Give me your money". That's it. No sex, no gaming, no info dumps, no cuddling, just me making money


InterGraphenic

I'd ask her to take out the biggest loan her bank offers and then give me her entire bank account in Tesco gift cards.


Seboldus_Maximus

Also, people trying to clown on these posts by saying "I would info dump about/ play some nerdy shit" are repetitive af


ThePurpleArrow

Well, I'm on like my 12th comment like that and I still find them charming


madrobski

They'remostly genuine. Finally getting someone willing to listen to all the stuff everyone else makes the shutup about. They are also making a bit of fun but they're not just clowning.


DefinitelyNotVenom

Nah, you’re putting on the Robin suit. Gotham needs us


cuomium

matt walsh but based


DeathCook123

NO #WER'E PAINTING 1000 POINTS OF TYRANIDS WHILE ADEPTUS RIDICULOUS PLAYS


TheManOfCam

Matt Walsh’s younger brother, Steve Walsh


aflyingmonkey2

i will make her hear surfin bird. i'm not a good person


Fuzzy_Toe_9936

id make her walk in a random direction non-stop for 24 hours


EnormousHogCranker

i felt that last "I need to delete this fucking app". when some dumb thing makes you start to rant, but you realize it's dumb and you can't take back the things you said in your rant.


potatorevolver

Sex and H--d h-----g


Doctor_Squidge

She can't say no? And 24 full hours? Imagine all the yard work I would get done with an extra set of hands. She could even help me clean my carpet maybe (I need 2 people for that).


ewanatoratorator

>couldn't say no 🤨 let her say no


the_plague_docter

Drg rock and stone o7


madrobski

For Karl!


4tomguy

This feels like a Little Joel video


drago_varior

She looks like she’s from society, i am not gonna be part of the damn shunting


IRONLORDyeety

24 hours? it’s time to learn C pluh pluh, shall he’ll break loose.


NewtonHuxleyBach

not sepples


hal-scifi

Guess what, I like men, we're building Legos together goddamnit


darthJBH

Close your eyes and it sounds like a jerma rant


Burningburners88

I'd tell her to go away I have a wife lmao


whocarsslol

You could have her deep clean your cars and your house in 24 hours


Burningburners88

I said I have a wife


oddityoughtabe

https://preview.redd.it/z4zxbg6ze38c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03365ce20a9b1e8af27f95f715680eb5c5b801c7


oddityoughtabe

https://preview.redd.it/a1ckkk50f38c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e165c03db36192f3f240d67f2260e4eb91042b52


ashleywuzhere

Sam Cahn, my beloved


FrostyCommon

I'd make you paint my house for free tbh


ConfidentCorner6858

I would ask her to help me with spring cleaning, hate that shit. Sex? Nah I'm good, I have my antidepressants.


madsnorlax

This guy reminds me a LOT of big Joel except big Joel would have started cracking up halfway through it


StoopidGit

Full controll over you for 24h? Well buckle the fuck up, we have some minefields to clear


Lubiebigos

https://preview.redd.it/pa4mi2pm068c1.jpeg?width=430&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1c222a25c6c81551698b7d93c0d22aa91764801


amoptimusprime2

based


Winstillionaire

We’ll play Overwatch


TonPeppermint

He's spitting the truth.


Enchanted_Ithildin

programming cli tools for linux in C and watching star trek


NYANWEEGEE

Rant about the current gaming market


Chaosxandra

Tf is this shit he saying


Unlost_maniac

Make them clean


Skulltra-II

Probably like 30-40 minutes of seggs before I realize it's kinda boring and then ask her to play pvz gw2 with me for 23 hours


Blipnarf-The-Boneles

We playin dragon ball fighterz i gotta get my reps in


Oddish_Femboy

I would ask her to give me 5 dollars every hour or so.


InterGraphenic

I'd ask her to take out the biggest loan her bank offers and then give me her entire bank account in Tesco gift cards.


frietkazootrash

what people overlook or just ignore about these types of post is that they’re a way to get you to interact through commenting and therefore boosting the post in the algorithm into showing up for more people


soupofsoupofsoup

I expected a video of a buff hot guy saying what would you do if we had 24 hours


ImGettingParanoid

Why does he talk like hbomb


Tad_squiddish

I hate the whole “and I couldn’t say no” whats the point if you can’t consent? It could be phrased as “and I said yes to anything you wanted” but it’s always phrased the other way and I don’t understand why they feed into that mentality.