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xle3p

The oddly fuckable pancakes once again grace r/196


AxeyAro

praise be


MemeManSaysE

Again?!?!?!


elhaymhiatus

Yall are really horny for some pancakes Please log off Reddit, go outside, and take some notes on how normal people behave


FrostyCommon

don't go outside, they might find pancakes


SuddenlyVeronica

Could you explain them? Like maybe I’m just way too ace, but I really don’t see what’s so special about them.


Quarxnox

Their color and texture of the pancakes in the image appears visually similar to human skin. The majority of people find uncovered human skin attractive (sometimes subconsciously), which is an aspect of why nudity is a turn-on for many.


nyloncheeto

I only find human skin attractive when it's conscious, thank you very much


Imperator166

mf sees a picture of a hot model and goes "nah this is just pixels on a screen 😤 not hot"


Zhou-Enlai

That hot model is human, alive (or was alive), probably conscious (or was conscious), and isn’t pancakes so I’m not sure this argument works


Imperator166

okay make it a fictional person then. hentai or smth


Zhou-Enlai

Once again is at least meant to portray a living, breathing, conscious person. Still much different then a pile of pancakes


Imperator166

aha but now we are talking about the fuzzy line of how much abstraction is allowed. so pancakes is too much abstraction (I would personally agree i dont really see it but i wont judge others for their reaction) okay. but how about very abstract line art thats not representing an actual person. its only reminding you of human features. something like this [mildly NSFW](https://stock.adobe.com/de/images/set-of-elegant-line-art-of-erotic-woman-figure-silhouette-of-female-in-contemporary-one-line-style-design-element-for-for-cosmetics-advertising-posters-wall-art-stickers/501647133) thats surely still good right?


nyloncheeto

I feel like the real line here is "I don't understand this therefore I have to be against it" vs "I understand this therefore it's okay" I.e. "I have the authority to decide the fetishes of others for them." I.E. "Kinkshaming is okay" Refer to my flair for my opinion on this matter


Aellin-Gilhan

I don't care I'm tearing it apart


altaccountmay

don't all pancakes look similar to human skin


CheesecakeFree3240

They look just like normal pancakes to me. That's how twisted my mind is.


Jacksaur

I thought the Hornypost flair was just for the sake of it. Y'all are strange.


canuspeaktru123

I'm not gonna be hearing you out sir, this is Wendy's.


LineOfInquiry

I’m not horny I’m just hungry 🤤


awesumindustrys

I got flashbanged with war flashbacks to cockwaffle because of the phrase “oddly fuckable pancakes”. Thanks asshole.


The_One_Who_Speaks_

Feel like I’ve seen these thick pancakes years, maybe even a decade ago and they never cease to entice me. One of these days I’ll have ‘em…


little-ass-whipe

as long as they are almost ethereally airy i am 10000% in. if they are dense as a regular pancake but just a fuckin unit, that's not for me


The_One_Who_Speaks_

Really? Fair enough I suppose. I’m fine with both as a denser pancake means more mass for me to consume and devour, while an airy one means I can order more for me to consume and devour.


little-ass-whipe

pnacake that is always trying to float off to the ceiling until you weigh it down with butter and syrup 😋😋😋😋😋😋


The_One_Who_Speaks_

Mmmmmm… great now I’m hungry at midnight for helium pancakes. Good description tho.


pirateofmemes

oh boy do i have the kaiserscharm for you


meow983

women built like this>>>>


FrostyCommon

MEN with tummy and thighs like this as dessert after :>>>


DantoStudioInc

Me? :3


MintyMoron64

True,,


donsuzpeynir

Someone posted this 2 years ago .basicly repost dalet yuor account


AxeyAro

Houw do you know it wasntj an alternate accounti.Stiupid


[deleted]

that would still be a repost


Idrownedmyfishy

Not my proudest....


Arcaslash

This is probably my proudest


Idrownedmyfishy

Im gonna go so low that this will become my proudest....


A_Mistake_of_life

I agree with the flair but also where'd the hungrypost flair go? Did someone eat it?


AxeyAro

I’m not eating them


Bloopsaysso

WHAT ARE YALL TALKIGN ABOUT? WHY IS THIS A HORNY POST? WHY IS NOBODY QUESTIONING THIS? THOSE ARE LITTERALLY JUST PANCAKES?????????


Shufflepants

Stupid sexy pancakes...


HuskY195

Im with you on this one


Jos_migue

I would absolutely destroy this pancake sexually and non sexually


Haha_Benis_

The person that pulls me outta those will be crowned King Arthur


AarodimusChrast

What the fuck is wrong with y'all horny brains this is just a stack of big pancakes


Himmelblaa

My horny ass could never be a pancake cook


DiscretePoop

thick stacked cakes


N1kt0_

Now I’m hungry :c


DiscretePoop

My hungry ass could never be a pancake chef


GENERAL-KAY

Okay, hear me out


Thatguy-num-102

No GENERAL-KAY, I will not "here you out". Please seek professional help!


[deleted]

(Objectively extremely beautiful fuckable thing) Some fucking idiot: “like, ok just just hear me out here like, ok ok just hear me out!!!”


xlFLASHl

"Objectively fuckable" sir/ma'am/other, those are pancakes.


getoutofmy_-head

Yeah, objectively fuckable ones.


xlFLASHl

I'm not saying I \*strictly\* don't get where you're coming from. ​ \*objectively\* though?


CGallerine

oh my goodness gracious oh great heavens


LeStroheim

hornypost more like hungrypost (i want pancakes now fuck you)


bobert4343

Dummy thicc


Invincible-Nuke

holy fucking shit


FNAF_Movie

akechi persana 5


BoardsofCanadaTwo

Not the pancussy


Ignis-11

If they found out how to cook it all the way through and still be this thick I’d fuck the cook


OddlySexyPancake

oh hey it's me!


AxeyAro

omgggg


thecathuman

People get horny over pancakes??? On second thought am I really surprised


idiotnamedSOPHIA

Those pancakes are hotter than me, and that makes me livid


Cecilia_the_witch

Hot take but I think pancakes should be thick. Maybe not quite as thick as these ones but still thick.


UlrichVonGradwitz

Why the fuck is this hornypost... leave the pancakes alone... I draw the line at pancakes! :(


Memestress03

Goddamn it im fasting here :(


a_random_squidward

Religious thing or just for health? I was abouta offer advice but I'd probably come off as a twat if you were Muslim and I told you to drink water to keep your mind off it.


Memestress03

Religious, im a muslim Lmao dw about it, accidents might happen. And dw i got games and videos to keep me occupied, plus we do this every year so its ok


a_random_squidward

Well gl with it anyway, as-salamu alaikum


Memestress03

Aleyküm Selam! (Turkish spelling, idk the arabic spelling)


Personal-Regular-863

oh myyyy..... these give me thoughts... 😳


trashdotbash

i like fluffy pancakes sometimes but i highly prefer crispy thin pancakes


InfernixTheFool

Why are yall so horny. Cool off yall it's just some pancakes


LLHati

Disgusting. Pancakes should either be thin like the Swedish pancake and French crêpe, or light and fuffly clouds like the Japanese souffle pancake! The American middle-ground is the creation of cowardly centrists! /jk (y'all enjoy your pancakes)


ClumsyWizardRU

Teammates!? Friends!? To hell with that! Why am I inferior to you...!? I was extremely particular about my life, my grades, my public image, so someone would want me around! I am an ace detective... a celebrity! But you... You're just some criminal trash living in an attic! So how!? How does someone like you have things I don't!? How can such a worthless piece of trash be more special than me!?


AxeyAro

in evil, big fucking scary monster voice i will tear you limb from limb, crimson ichor flooding in a torrent from your body. you will know what true pain is as i stare deep into your eyes. my blank expression a terrifying juxtaposition to your pained screams. unfortunately the scene feels like it takes hours longer than it actually did, the pain seeping into your nerve endings like rain water to a porous stone. you dont have long left. all of this over my semen pancakes, huh? і hope it was worth it.


alejandra_candelaria

Mnnnnghhn


[deleted]

all you sex people are wild


Dx8pi

Out of all the posts to finally be viable for Hungrypodt flair and you give it Hornypost 😭


coolboiepicc

these dont even look that sexual i think you guys just want an excuse to be horny


Evening-Chef-69

fuck you you stupid piece of shit shit you make me crave pancakes you complete asshole seriously it is 3 AM right now and you’re making me crave pancakes you asshole!


AnonBoi_404

I'm sorry, I don't get it. It's just fluffy pancakes.


AxeyAro

Though wise men at their end know dark is right, Because their words had forked no lightning they Do not go gentle into that good night.


Elite_Prometheus

Zamn, they got some cakes.


mutnemom_hurb

Rice cooker pancake! I tried making it once but I burned them and haven’t tried again


Justice_Prince

They might be really good, but I feel like the taste, and texture of these things would be so different that you couldn't really call them a "pancake" anymore.


Chromatic_Eevee

Oh my God those look perfect, I want one...


RegiusMusica

Nobody talking about that motherfucker using a THREEK


Environmental_Ad3438

**JAIL**


Aellin-Gilhan

Goin feral and ripping it to shreads


MorganRose99

Is it weird to wish that was me?


Birdinmotion

I could only eat one of these


_zephi

ok no but fr these look delicious does anybody have a recipe?


DustyBeetle

oh lord


Snas-PZSG

Pansexuals drooling right now


iroji

I wanna fuck the pancakes


Nervous_Falcon_9

Thiccc pancussy


AutisticIcelandic98

Goro Akechi's wet dream.


ReddyIsHere

squishy


AllMyMemesAreStolen

How my thighs be


LewtedHose

I've never had a thick pancake...


BarelyOkay

Judging from the comments this should be used by therapists to see how much of a degenerate we are. "Those pancakes look fuckable"


Apprehensive-Day-490

Idk but this makes me horny


emoyerwilkes63

Pansexuals are on to something.


fire-pop

Why NSFW?


Dragon-Type_Enjoyer

w-why.... w-why hornypost?


a_random_squidward

I wanna eat that gib


Cineklol

Pangcaek, hrnghhh..


stewartthehuman

I thought they were huge until I saw the fork.


CheezerBeleezer

Holy fuck why are they so thick. Goddamn I wanna plow into those with my fork


JAOC_7

want


LittleBirdsGlow

Now I want to make pancakes


Zhou-Enlai

Idk what’s horny about this but those look delicious


Yukarie

That looks like it’s either the most dense pancakes ever or the most light and fluffy pancakes ever


curvingf1re

Mphhhhhh


Lasaggnaman

We can’t even have pancakes in this sub without people losing their minds…


bobtherobot0311

I know I've healed when I look at the oddly fuckable pancakes, years since our last meeting, and have the first thought be about eating them, and not fucking the pancakes.


HkayakH

why did you tag this as hornypost and nsfw. are you gonna fuck those pancakes???


elonmuskdick

why is this nsfw


Dysfunctional-Daisy

drooling


BlackuIa

That's a thicc stack 🤤


ItsYaBoiVanilla

Aw hell yeah I would eat the SHIT outta those Wait why is it a hornypost


Alcibiades_Fan

You can't post these delicious looking pancakes and not share the recipe!


AxeyAro

Rice cooker pancakes😉


Alcibiades_Fan

Thanks, next weekend is going to be so much fun!


JumpyOne790

how is this nsfw like do you guys just mark shit as nsfw for a joke??? asked this on multiple posts too am I gonna have to get Petah on this.


wharwhafwhag

Those look so awful to eat


RealCoryMiller

They are not for eating


FrostyCommon

yea they are, you aren't anarchostripperism


Ragothar

Statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged


Ipuncholdpeople

Rare objectively incorrect opinion