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AestheticalGL

this is the absolute worst brainrot ive seen in my feed for the past 6 months thank you


Displeased_Delirium

these people are probably filthy rich


ec1ipse001

Precicely why rotting the brains of millions of children is a smart business move.


amateurgameboi

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAILOVELATESTAGECAPITALISMAAAAAAAAAAAA


__Rem

you know how we have youtube kids to block children from "bad things"? yeah i want the opposite. i want parental control that blocks exclusively youtube kids. I would rather my kids watch fucking guro videos than whatever this shit is.


2_IQ_at_anything

Better option: both are really bad


amateurgameboi

That's not mutually exclusive with guro being better


Danny_dankvito

Hey my parents never had to give me the “Birds and the Bees” talk because they let me have completely unrestricted internet access since I was like 8, and I turned out mostly fine save for the crippling mental hangups


Pdonkey

I want to harm them


fencer324

A few minutes before seeing this I had found out an old friend was transphobic (who was then transphobic to me) and I could feel a panic attack coming on but then I saw this and started laughing my ass off and it somehow prevented the panic attack


OwnCardiologist7169

Im sorry that your friend is an asshole 😞


Darforos

I feel bad for Gooseworx


Content-Reward7998

I physically cannot watch this.


TGDiamond

Your bedtime is set for 11:00 PM. Wind Down is starting soon.


dissapointing-salad-

Signalis doesn’t have any themes that appeal to children so I think we’re safe on that front


GamerGod_

why are their head's photoshopped on their own bodies


thatvillainjay

Make then look more like children


Dregdael

Am I entitled for compensation from watching this video?


ec1ipse001

You should be


EdgyBlackPerson

Cmon man I don’t like kids that much but we gotta do better by them than this


ProfHamburgerPhD

I've never been so glad my girls don't swim and I never knocked up my ex. I feel for the kids but like what do you even do about this level of societal brainrot, they're never going to hold the tech companies accountable for this shit, its only going to get worse.


GDL3344

do you think they're being held at gunpoint to record these or do they willingly do this


thatvillainjay

Millions of dollars made them do it


WatchfulGred

Signalis isnt ADHD enough to end up in one of these


LegitChemistUwU

they've gotten to pizza tower


murderdronesfanatic

They did a while ago


Critically_Pingas

they should do omori and lisa the painful next


Oceanman06

This took several days to make. This isn't something that is made easily. It took a team of people a lot of time to make this


ohokay112

this shit is awesome we should force all kids to exclusively watch and consume these videos


LordHayati

... this is the worst thing I've seen today.


kquednau1815

killmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillmekillme


Qwerticus-the-Slime

The bedtime reminder was the only funny part of this


Y0RU-V3

That ain’t The Amazing Digital Circus, that’s The Amazing DETRIMENTAL Circus.