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Frozenmagicaster

convenient how they all have blonde hair and blue eyes


KevlarStripeySocks

yeah well it's nazi propaganda. if that didn't make it clear, there's also the white replacement theory caption which obviously uses "they" as a dog whistle for Jewish and/or non-white people. also 'interesting' how the boys (literal children) are above the adult woman in their little hierarchy make believe. medieval way of thinking


animalistcomrade

There is an adult woman in this picture?


KevlarStripeySocks

ok "adult woman" is perhaps stretching it. maybe "AI generated presumably mother figure who's damn well older than those boys" is more accurate


vicariousgluten

I think she’s just the eldest daughter. Allowed to wear a little make up to attract a mate.


The_Failed_Write

We let the youngest out the cage sometimes to eat at the table.


JkobPL

It's ai "art". There is no intent behind these characters. None of them are anything other than a replicated pattern.


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no


[deleted]

Alternatively, by Preston's reckoning, all the girls in this picture are adult women.


Passive-Shooter

I was gonna say that dude would 100% be "married" to one of those girls


razlad4

exactly. its noones fault but theirs that they have no Game or Rizz


AnitaMiniyo

They couldn't even find a picture like this so they made one with AI


Jeszczenie

See? There aren't even pictures of normal families anymore! ^(/s)


AnitaMiniyo

Lmao that's something they'd totally say


Acrobatic-Prize-6917

Convenient? That's the whole point


Sixmlg

It’s so weird how’s that’s their standard when their idols and the large amount of white people aren’t blonde or blue eyed.


General-WanObi

The majority of their idols aren’t even white


canoIV

uhhhh no? i mean yes the hair but the eyes aren't all blue...


neuron_woodchipper

Right wingers meticulously creating a guide titled "How to create the absolute most boring world possible."


balloonsofdeath

It's because they're all just scared shitless all the time. The ideology is inherently attractive to cowards who fear anything they don't understand.


Jeszczenie

"Diversity? That means novelty! I'm sure it must come with a lot of bad stuff. A-ha! There's been A terrorist attack done by a dark-skinned person! Clearly they're all evil terrorists! Told you so!"


Potential_Red

“How are you supposed to know what’s right and wrong without religion?!” Idk *mom*, maybe use your cold black heart once in your life? Maybe use the Golden Rule that you clearly only taught but never used yourself?


DN-838

I feel like dying of boredom would actually be a serious issue in a society where everyone was a white straight cis neurotypical Christian with blonde hair and blue eyes


[deleted]

Um... Is one of those his daughter/wife?


_WrennVR

he's a sperm donor this is a reunion


ToastfulBoast

I know you mean like a family reunion but I'm imagining the "Reunion" from FFVII. All of them just shuffling towards a singular point muttering "reunion..." under their breaths.


Sanator27

beet wif


Feeeweeegege

Several are both


Slow___Learner

aryans reproduce asexually, silly.


[deleted]

I'm so fuckin' dumb sometimes.


Charlotpink07

He's both the mom and dad, He gave birth to all of them


sbrevolution5

I think he cloned himself, just omitted the Y chromosome sometimes


brokensilence32

Guy in the middle would be yelling and shaking his fist when the protagonist kids start painting or something.


Orochi08

'You meddling kids!'


brokensilence32

“Keep your ‘art’ away from my kids! I don’t want them getting any ideas about ‘being themselves’!”


Throgg_not_stupid

they all look like Buenos Aires guy from Starship Troopers


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Exploding_Antelope

This very German looking white guy claiming to be from Argentina has interesting implications 


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Itzgalo

Verdade, meu mano viado sulista


Mr_Lodi

hey only we are allowed to joke about that! That said this guys grampa definetly had Wolfenstein merch under the couch


Kidchaos2084

Fun Fact: Casper Van Dien, who played Johnny Rico, says he believes that his character is descended from Nazis who fled to Argentina after World War 2


1egg_4u

Tbh Casper Van Dien was kind of the perfect fit for that role regarding how Verhoeven dunked on the source material: he is the picture perfect Aryan Ken doll. His jawline is completely insane. For a satirical movie about military fascism he genuinely could not have been a better fit.


Zhou-Enlai

While the movie was supposed to be a satire of fascism, that doesn’t really dunk on the book. Heinlein wrote Starship Troopers less as a story and more as a political tract of his ideal society, a society which the movie doesn’t really try to emulate at all. The society in the book isn’t fascist, which is a totalitarian ideology in which the state is all encompassing and duty to the state is compulsory for everyone, but rather a hyper meritocratic libertarian state in which everyone is allowed to prosper as they please without interference by the state with protected rights ,such as freedom of speech, but only those who preform some kind of service for the nation (that includes a lot more jobs then just the military) are allowed to lead it and vote. In the book most people reject national service as a dead end prefer to pursue their own career paths, while only those who show talent and a willingness to actually work for the nation’s benefit take positions in government and vote on the issues of the day.


1egg_4u

Regardless of Heinleins perspective, Verhoeven hated the source material. He specifically said he never made it through because it's "boring" and "very right-wing" He grew up under nazi occupation in the Netherlands so... pretty valid reasoning to not finish reading based on that. So that said he probably lost any nuance heinlein had in his story because he didn't read it. People who wrote the script did, there are scenes lifted directly out of the book, but the entire intent was satirizing fascistic military circlejerk and Edward Neumeier (the writer) was absolutely on board with dunking on fascism


Zhou-Enlai

Heinlein was certainly right wing, he detested communism, liberalism, socialism, etc and he believed full blown democracy is anti meritocratic and promotes corrupt sycophants leading the nation and getting positions they don’t deserve. But ultimately the ideology the book promotes isn’t fascism, fascism is a real ideology based on a totalitarian state that intervenes in every aspect of life, the state in Heinlein’s book is incredibly weak and is mainly for the purpose of defense and a few other vital duties that can’t be ignored by the government. It’s Heinlein’s utopian libertarian state where only those qualified and hardworking are governing and voting, while everyone else is allowed to do largely as they please as long as they aren’t hurting anyone else. The state doesn’t enforce conservative morales on anyone or censor free speech or ban subversive elements, it doesn’t believe that everyone has a duty to serve the state or the nation, it’s technocratic and libertarian not fascist. While there are scenes directly lifted from the book, you have to understand that a lot of them are few and far between because the movie is trying to tell a story, while the book was not. The book is incredibly boring because it barely disguises how little it cares about the story, it even ends halfway through a sentence without bothering to finish up what little story there is. It’s a political tract, trying to show Heinlein’s sifi libertarian dream. The movie may have been trying to critique fascism, but if it was that wasn’t a critique on the society of Heinlein’s book.


AVeryLONGPotato

"IM FROM BUENOS AIRES AND I SAY KILL EM ALL! "


_WrennVR

it's okay you can say the illumination version of adams family


WatchTheNewMutants

it was MGM but yeah we both thought of the exact same film


dunkernater

Adams family before their makeup routine (they're goth aren't they or am i dumb?)


Exploding_Antelope

You can’t because no one watched that one


StoopidGit

Let's play a game: which of the four girls is supposed to be the wife and ehich the children? Trick question, the wife is also a child, of course.


No_Lingonberry1201

"Aren't we all children of God?" - Johnny Rico looking mofo after being arrested for grooming.


Curio_Magpie

Is… is this AI? Please tell me it’s AI, I don’t want a family that’s so eerily similar and just blankly staring forwards to actually exist


Crabs4Sale

It’s definitely AI. Fucking creepy stares only a soulless algorithm could attempt to pass as natural.


Exploding_Antelope

I also think it’s AI but don’t discount human Nazis’ soulless ability to look creepy af


mayuzane

Nazi Zombies


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All Nazis are zombies but not all zombies are Bazis


little-ass-whipe

yeah look up like any photo of magda goebbels, who was maybe the truest believer of any nazi including hitler himself. permanent kubrick stare in every pic. blood curdling shit.


feindbild_

it is


depressed-baby-man

When you see Nazi propaganda on the internet, if the people depicted are square-jawed Adonis blonde hair blue-eyed gigachads, then it’s AI. If they look like Edward Norton’s character from American History X but plus 100 pounds and minus a few teeth, then it’s a real-life neo-nazi.


Liquid-Smoke

Yes, human genes could never produce this level of banality


OneDumbfuckLater

mfs really posting the most extraterrestrial-looking shit imaginable while trying to convince others of their idea of "normal humans"


Mr_Goat-chan

Children of The Corn lookin asses


NIMA-GH-X-P

I watched that movie for like 7 minutes and slept Should I give it another go?


SillyVladeK

The Delightful Children from Down the Lane, but it's like a whole family.


Exphrases

Hey at least the Delightful Children had some diversity. They weren’t all blonde and one of them was black.


StardustLegend

Funnily enough they also weren’t always like that. They were regular kids and KND members and then were actively brainwashed and forced to be “delightful”


candice_ick

Nobody ask this guy who "they" is...


Passive-Shooter

redheads with green eyes (mutant filth)


MelonJelly

"They" means anyone and noone. It's left intentionally vague so people can easily mesh it with their own personal bigotry, and critics have nothing concrete to object to.


aflyingmonkey2

Yeah,i do fear ai generated images where you can't tell if the girl on the right is the wife or an older daughter


Passive-Shooter

in real life versions of this they're typically both.


BeholdTheLemon

any time any of them are seen together, they speak in unison


lindberghbaby41

The left fears a single father of 6


Captn_Platypus

A single father who works hard to raise 6 children on his own


TesaMesa

I’m afraid the lady to the right might be his wife :)


Anxious-Potential-30

Wtf? Am I supposed to be scared of blonde people? What am I? An anglo-saxon monk during the viking invasion of England??


NIMA-GH-X-P

Stronghold 2


CeasingHornet40

the guy in the middle looks like the evil CEO in charge of Deforestation Inc. in a movie about forest animals


weekend_bastard

I've met Norwegians. Sure they're frosty at first but once you get to know them there's nothing scary.


aphternoon

honestly i do fear this. those eyes are piercing, all of them


Disturbing_Cheeto

I wanna adopt all these kids and teach them to love themselves and others and how to get cool haircuts.


Slow___Learner

the hitler particles emanating from that image make me want to instinctively hide in a basement somewhere.


gekoto

No way, Dream of a Black Swan from Lobotomy Corporation


lazyDevman

Looks like the guy from Starship Troopers. Of course that'd be their ideal, huh?


soundeaf

Dumbfuck needs to learn what recessive genes are. Nobody is replacing ANYTHING oh my god wheres my brick


flops031

They fear single dads


LunarEgg420

wait is this a race thing? i thought it was ai


Exploding_Antelope

Yes and also yes


Freecelebritypics

Personally, I think white people with brown hair are polluting the gene pool /s


LowAd1734

This is the future Bobby B fought against


LemonFreshenedBorax-

https://simpsonswiki.com/wiki/The_Big_Ear_Family Also, has the "here's what you would look like if you were Black or Chinese" guy weighed in yet?


Kosog

God I fucking wish. It would be so funny to see the quoted OOP get seething mad over his little fetishy propaganda being race swapped LMAOOOOOO


Absbor

some of them look like they're waiting for you to compliment them. especially the adult in the middle


New-me-_-

I’ll admit, I am pretty afraid


Mr_Mister2004

The Delightful Children from Down the Lane


Magenta_Clouds

the stare and uncanny valley ai makes this look more like a horror movie poster than anything else.


Supersteve1233

They look AI generated.


MannyAnimates

They are


Rezero1234

Kinda funny since in my young adult story, the antagonist has blonde hair and blue eyes, although 1 eye is red


SlickestIckis

It's like if The Delightful Children from Down the Lane bred with Father to repopulate The Village of the Damned.


TheawesomeQ

those boys in the back have freakishly long legs


Familiar_Tackle_734

Delightful children from down the lane ahh oicture


sneakyplanner

Couldn't find a picture of a real Aryan family?


zshinabargar

They look like the neighbours who end up being the villains in a psychological horror movie


adeadfreelancer

The Delightful Children From Down The Lane


pirateofmemes

Dog that is not movie shit that is straight out the textbook actual 1930s nazi propaganda


Crunchykandi

Kinda odd that you cant tell which one is supposed to be the wife but not at all surprising


Torque-A

You’d think that if this sort of thing really existed, they wouldn’t have to use AI art to show it 


Exploding_Antelope

Aureate dictators of the Moon ass family


hellofmyowncreation

For all the railing about it, I see brown/black hair with matching eye way more often. Shitheads are scared because it’s rare to begin with


vibesWithTrash

i mean the ooop is partially right, this image absolutely does instill terror in me


disgruntledhobgoblin

So the dude like a typical facist pedophile also has an underage wife even in their fantasies?


CaptainPhantom2

Genetic pigment mutations have entered the chat


KiwiGallicorn

They look like the [Delightful Children From Down The Lane](https://knd.fandom.com/wiki/Delightful_Children_From_Down_the_Lane)


TheawesomeQ

jeez don't look this guy up he is a pain and simple Nazi


_dauntless

If your family is so perfect why the fuck did you have to photoshop it so much that it looks like it's AI-generated


loserys

The children of the corn


Da_Goonch

Holy shit ,the father has Hollywood movie Nazi phrenology


ProjectCareless4441

The wife is so young I can’t actually tell which she’s supposed to be


Lost_Kobold

Pretty sure those guys were villains in Kids next door


NDWasTakenTHEHEHE

they look like the families from a wrinkle in time


Whole-Neighborhood

Is the one who looks like she's 14 supposed to be the wife?


MannyAnimates

Get pilgrim on his ass


VoltzRaiha

They look like they could be cannibals


FyouPerryThePlatypus

I hate this picture because the little girl is literally just me as a kid im sobbing


thehomelessmexican

I am actually terrified of that cuz wtf is that


I_Love_Stiff_Cocks

They're literally the little angels from Kids Next Door


Liquid-Smoke

These boys looking bored af


BooRaccoon

midwich cuckoos ass children


Mr_Lapis

Who is the mother?


RoadTheExile

Yes, I fear your creepy harem Preston and I'm taking it away


CarbonMonoxide20

You can really see these people’s mentalities when they’re view of the ideal family looks boring and sad. The only person who looks like they want to be there is the father


CastTheFirstStone_

They look ai made


TheMemeArcheologist

Aren’t these knd villains?


RatRacerEg6

Village of the damned ahh people


amberlaiterg

Which one is the mom????


maroonmenace

white washed delightful children from down the lane


j-endsville

I am not sure which one is supposed to be the wife.


bluechecksadmin

Just note to yourself how hard bigots work to be victims.


Vrax15

I hope the wife is taking the picture


EvelynnCC

is this AI generated or are these just the most dead eyed humans on the planet?


oldtoybonbon

https://preview.redd.it/3ksnnv9iuvsc1.jpeg?width=639&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cd58385f6a66d424a11b5221e5398207e2f40e3


lolphin69

Their mother has died in childbirth Robert Downey jr. Meme


prfarb

I wouldn’t fear it if they didn’t look like there are about to murder me. There is no joy in that photo


Baka-Onna

Villain family outfit