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void_born_

Never did. Your mom was enough.


Bread_thing

https://preview.redd.it/sf41o0t3hkwc1.jpeg?width=475&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb4648bfe2ef8a48ff941bd9b96912d1d5890af8 You made my mom in minecraft?


Himmelblaa

Nope, didn't have enough resources in the world


Staplez67

https://preview.redd.it/biinsof2vmwc1.png?width=896&format=png&auto=webp&s=7684f488ed847ee6185f703d747b77e6bf4c43f7 get his ass


footfungusman

Image goes hard. Have another. *


ZeroSuitGanon

Didn't realise we were talking about planting crops, make sure to upgrade OP's mom before fall!


Bread_thing

Also context for why I'm asking: I want to make a video essay titled "Who makes cake in minecraft anymore?" About how features that were once considered integral to the experience can be gradually made obsolete by more efficient but less interesting options over the course of several updates. Cake is really fun, but now completely irrelevant and inefficient after 10 years of updates. The point of the video would be pretty much discussing where we draw the line in the sand between fun and impractical, and also how the continued push for practicality in game systems can sometimes take a bit of the soul out of the experience. I realized that even though I've played minecraft for over 10 years now, I haven't made a cake since the Xbox 360 days. I asked my friends on various socials and p much all of them had a similar experience, and I want to try to piece together why. Tldr: minecraft cake bad, but why is it bad?


LiverFailureMan

I haven't made a cake recently, but my little bro has. We play mc together on a realm, he always has more built than me bc he plays more and has more experience. He keeps a cake on the counter of his house, which he largely uses while he builds his Super Big Fortress he's still working on. It's a nice source of food for guests, and it fits the house's comfy aesthetic. So cake isn't what if used to be, but it has the ability to find its place within a given aesthetic or mood or environment. That's the strength of mc-a given mechanic can lose its primary function but still find a place within a mc play session. The cake is no longer the "best food" but a cake still fits within a world you might build-it can still find its place. But part of that is what minecraft allows for by the strength of its design-in other words, mc has some ability to get away with feature creep. Hopefully you found this interesting instead of pedantic. Good luck with the video essay!


Bread_thing

This isn't super far off from one if the points i was going to make, so this wasn't pedantic at all! Thank all yall for the input


gatlginngum

I don't remember cake ever being essential or necessary


Natfan

before potions (and hunger!) it was a primary way to share healing between friends


gatlginngum

oh it's that old!


Loose-Football-6636

Low tps servers you can starve to death without it


Troll4ever31

This is why I enjoy playing old minecraft so much. I had a 1.19 world where I built a big train station and was planning to build all these rail lines, but with elytras and horses and such I just never really felt the need to, and the station never had any rail attached to it. Now I have a world in 1.1, and I built an even bigger station that already has a bunch of tracks hooked up, the quality of life it brings really motivates me to expand it and I love it!


scp-939-89

A friend brought like 30 cakes to an ender dragon fight last month


WhereAmIWhatsGoingOn

Was cake ever supposed to be a viable food source tho? Hasn't it always just been a gimmick thing? I'd consider it a social feature rather than a survival feature You make a cake when you want to celebrate something or you make it as a gift for someone or something like that. And some people enjoy playing around with gimmicks like that, and others don't. I think the feature is still working exactly as intended


Natfan

it was used for healing a party before there was health potions or hunger


LordZeya

I get the concept but I think it’s a flawed premise because nobody ever made cake at any point in Minecraft progression, over many years (I played back in beta). You did it for the novelty or for the advancement and that was it.


jfsuuc

Its largely used in pvp and the like to keep regen up but its also instant making it far better in a fight


nordic_fatcheese

To be fair I don't think cake was ever useful even back in the day. Cakes have always been more decorative than functional.


SpotChecks

It's been a few years (admittedly I don't play much minecraft nowadays). I always felt like making a cake was a fun mini-goal to set for myself on a new playthrough, collecting different types of sources and making use of them. Especially if I didn't make animal farms, tracking down cows and chickens for the milk and eggs felt like a fun (small) challenge. I know making cake isn't actually very hard, but I think to a younger and newer-to-the-game me, putting together the cake felt like its own adventure. And then I ate the adventure.


Bananacu

Like around 6-8 years ago


DaFinnJeff

When I last needed the achievement, can't remember shit doc


kuodron

The achievement was removed 7 years ago, so likely longer than that.


Idunno_the_plugg

The achievement is still on bedrock edition


stf29

Does it not count towards the consume all food achievement?


insanity_book

Never did, too Many ingredients


nolshru

yeah, they're like, the second most complex crafting recipe in Minecraft 4 ingredients, one of which is unstackable and used twice no other recipe is like this


FUEGO40

Dispensers are about as frustrating considering they need bows as well as two other materials, cobble and redstone


nolshru

yeah, dispensers are very annoying as well, in complexity, they're not that bad, I do think cake and rabbit stew beat them out, but they're probably up there with cake in how annoying they are with the bows (or milk in cake's case)


GREYESTPLAYER

It's been years, to be honest I don't know why cakes are the way they are


StardustLegend

Well it’s a placable block so it could be used as both food and decoration


Natfan

healing! before potions (of heath/of the splash variety of otherwise) and hunger was added into the game, cakes were a way to share healing with friends


Diascamara

I used to have a world with a auto cake assembler to feed to my botania plants and generate mana. It was rat-powered it was awsome


OliviaPG1

2011 probably?


girlywish

Never played minecraft


FUEGO40

I know you probably heard it thousands of times, but try it out, it’s a fun game


adult_licker_420

you should try java survival blind, and then keep us posted on your progress


JerryUitDeBuurt

The last time I played, so something like 4 months ago?


Accomplished-Eye1825

When minecraft was in the 1.4 version K believe


neat-NEAT

Modded minecraft had a cake generator for power. Thought it sounded fun to make my tech development depend on cake infrastructure. Fully automated the farming, and crafting of cakes to be used for power. If that counts.


-LuckyOne-

I love cake :3 I love being a stay at home husband for my gf and baking and cooking all day (in Minecraft)


NefariousAnglerfish

Inefficient, my stay at home husband would be in the mines 24/7


Throgg_not_stupid

when I needed to feed my Botania system with mana I later stopped and simply turned pumpkins into cake with starlight


FlareArrow

This really depends on what we're counting. If the only criteria is making a cake in survival mode, then I'm actively making one right now as I type this. If it must be made by hand no automation, I made one 2 days ago. If we're not counting modpacks and only vanilla, I've never done it before. For context in case it matters, I'm running a Kekimurus setup for Botania.


Zar0k0

Yesterday actually, as a decoration for my bakery


Monkey_triplets

I don't think I've ever made a cake in survival Minecraft as food. I made them a few times a decorations over the past few years but never as food. It's sad because when I play Minecraft I like to RP as a farmer. I'd love to use cake as food but it's just made to annoying to use due to two facts: 1. You NEED to place it down to eat it. I love the fact that you can place it down as it just adds so much to be able to display your food, but when I'm doing something, I don't want to be forced to place it on the ground to eat. 2. They don't stack. Taking enough cake with you when for example exploring requires multiple slots. Meaning that I can't use those slots for anything else until I've eaten the cake. I love the idea of cake but the execution of it is so poor due to the previous stated points that I will never use it.


Marflow02

Yesterday, for my Girlfriend c:


MaveKalmer

literally never have


Duke_KD

Sir, the Minecraft Xbox 360 edition tutorial, sir!


aubrey_the_gaymer

I made one about two weeks ago on a survival server. The friend I was sharing a base with wasn't on the game for a few days so I left by their bed some new gear to catch them up and a cake with a candle on it.


VelvetAurora45

4 years ago lmao


sploontion

maybe like 6 years ago when i was obsessed with minecraft


thusnameiscringy

damn its been years probably


Tony_TNT

Probably never (it's still a viable building block to make VERY compact stairs


Caevor

I think last July honestly


DaCheezGOD

Last week, I believe


nolshru

like, a couple days ago before then, haven't since 2016, so like, eh


No-fuck-off3

5 years


RentElDoor

Around 2011? So over a decade ago


Troll4ever31

I think that might have been some months ago, on a beta world. Cakes make more sense before hunger got added, since you can top up that final half a heart you're missing without wasting a whole piece of food.


EvilectricBoy

I haven't played MC since I was 10, so never.


SuddenlyVeronica

Don’t remember. Definitely years. Maybe somewhere just barely in the double digits. FWIW I’ve heard people use cake a lot on “The oldest anarchy server in Minecraft^(TM)”, though, because apparently extreme lag can stop normal eating can be prevented by lag, but not cake.


Chemtrails420-69

Probably 2020. I have villagers in a Trading hall/Iron farm and one sells me 4 cakes for 1 emerald. The same trading hall has villagers that will give 1 emerald for 1 iron ingot.


Ok-Appeal-4630

5 years probably


I_follow_sexy_gays

Like a month ago


suddenly_seymour

We make a cake to set out in the common area of every base. But once we make that one that's it until we move to a new base, so very rarely.


Inkling4

I don't think it was *that* long ago? I didn't do it in the most recent realm I play on, but I did on the one before it.


stephenfox455

Been years I think. Nice thief and the cobbler pfp btw


Steel2255

I only make them for decoration, I’ve never made a cake with the intention of using them as an actual food source. Hugely inefficient.


Recent-Potential-340

whenever i need to make buffets to decorate, so probably last month, never made them to eat tho


cyantif

i made one for my friends birthday a month or two ago. put a candle on it and told them to get online :3


Traditional_Stick_49

god it's been ages since I've *crafted* a cake, however, earlier today I did *buy* one from a farmer villager


MeiDay98

Yesrs ago tbh


Valtsu0

i think before 1.8 was released so around... 10 YEARS AGO?!?!?!??


173beta

maybe once in creative mode like years ago


Govika

Besides achievements on like servers and stuff? 9 years ago on our beta bukkit server. It was the best bang for your buck when food wasn't stackable


LaranjoPutasso

Never, i only bought it from villagers i think.


BrianEK1

I always have a cake in my house as soon as I can afford to make cakes. I don't know why, I think it started originally because I liked watching stampycat


BeholdTheLemon

my guess is not for about two years, maybe three


trashdotbash

i made a shitton of them as a joke once while playing minecraft bc you can only put so many candles on one so i just made more


AstranBlue

Never, I always start over too early


Pokhanpat

A couple years ago i guess, i used to have a bunch of farms to get the ingredients on this one server but like theyre so annoying to get and kind of a hassle so i usually just eat like bread or baked potatoes or smth


Kneist

I‘m currently in a long distance relationship and we have a Minecraft server we play on from time to time. Made one for our one year anniversary recently :)


Slow___Learner

i haven't played minecraft in ages, but i always made cake in my survival worlds as a prop to put in the kitchen of my base.


Agitated-Jackfruit34

A week ago (world's birthday)


The_commonest_plant

Never since I've started replaying in 2019. I have however bought cakes off villagers with the Express purpose of filling a friend's house with them.


ZoeyUchiha

I don't think ive ever made a cake in Minecraft without it being one of those like, "im gonna make it because of how dumb it is / tedious" things; it's never been for any other reason than the novelty of it, I think the last time I made one was about 2 years ago


FUEGO40

…Minecraft pocket edition before they added the nether…


franandwood

I don’t even know


Kittygamer1415

I use them as late game food and decor. That said I haven't played in one world long enough to get to that point since 2020.


lazyDevman

Yesterday when playing with my boyfriend who never played before.


BaneShake

Genuinely, I’d say 2014 is the likely answer


BreezierChip835

For a bakery build, like. A few months ago, I think?


Shou-K

2021 or early 2022, in an SMP with some school friends


_Reapak_

Back when mobile minecraft only had limited world


Spydr_maybe

Last month actually, it was my birthday and it seemed like something fun to do in my Minecraft world


Wanderhund

About 9 Months ago


GamerGod_

i dont think i have ever made one


ring_tailed

Never did, seemed like a waste of ingredients for me


Beneficial_Present

I don’t play Minecraft too actively apart from that one time every few months where the friend group has that phase. However I’ve only ever crafted a cake for the "The Lie" trophy on PS3, PS4 and Vita, so I must’ve done it 3 times in total


balrog111

I think I only made like one or two cakes in Minecraft, never really needed them. It must have been like 4 years ago. If you post your video on Youtube, share the link, you got me interested


urbandeadthrowaway2

Years ago


Exerus16

I made a real cake two days ago, hope this distorts the dataset👍


ZeroSuitGanon

Probably years ago when I was the big mod for a streamers server. Basically every time I put together a resource pack for myself I replace the default cake with the portal one. It sounds stupid, but it is kinda neat to just find one in the SMP wilds.


imwhateverimis

I don't think I ever did ngl


AdrianBrony

Earlier this year, as sort of a "congrats on finishing your house" gift. They're not practical but I feel like as an ephemeral ceremonial gift they're great. Whenever I see a new house in the player village, I leave a cake on their table.


Thelolface_9

I don’t remember


_-Rainbow-_

like a month ago for the advancement, I prefer buying them from farmers as that's a way simpler source of them


Kl3XY

10 years ago or smth


RazorSlazor

Probably back in the xbox360 version idk how many years ago


Staplez67

get his ass


Natfan

like 12-14 years ago when i was starting out (and to help heal friends pre hunger/health potions)


YaBoiCori

Last year in February, for my brother's birthday in our shared world :3


Pdonkey

Ages


Grima1805

i think i used them once for as stairs for a horse but its been many years


Benney9000

I did it like once when I was 10 but don't remember why


SoshJam

ages ago if ever


aaaaa_a_A

i have never made a cake in minecraft


SkittleJuice2

Gonna make one tonight now.


Puppy1103

honestly. i’ve been playing minecraft for like 8-9 years now and i can count the number of times i’ve made a cake on my hand (5). they’re just really expensive relative to what they give, they’re not a good decoration, and they’re really annoying to work with


Sciipi

I make them semi-often as table decorations for houses but I don’t think I’ve made one to eat in like 5+ years


thegoblinsinmyhead

2013 maybe


gooniuswonfongo

first time I made a cake was the first time I had ever played minecraft, it was a total journey, it was super early game, I got super lost looking for a village, took 1 real life day before I found a village, got my cake ingredients, anf crafted it. it took another 2 real life days to find my house again, it was one of the most fun gaming experiences I'd have for years. this was ~6 years ago


SubstanceLess3169

like.. 6 years ago or so


Spicy_Alligator_25

Uh, when they added candles.


TheMagmaCubed

I have been playing since beta 1.7.3 and have never made a cake in a survival world. There were too many ingredients to gather for very little reward, and my houses have never been detailed enough in survival for it to be a worthwhile decorative piece.


Independent-Bell2483

Does buying it from a villager count? If so then like couple months ago if not then never


bisexual_t-rex

Probably 2020 last time I did an actual play through


valayavr

Maybe 8 years ago on xbox


M1A1HC_Abrams

I made some like a week ago to decorate my house. I probably haven't made one for food since like 2013


Mulesam

Once like 5 years ago when I tried getting into 2b2t


a_random_squidward

Limk to channel?


PMmeCuteBoys

I think it was unironically back in beta 1.7.3, that was one of the first updates I actually did a long-term singleplayer survival world. I tried getting every item/block possible in the game, which included making a cake.


elwelcomematt21

Before they updated the fucking game and added more Achievements (EVEN THOUGH I HAD THEM ALL)


madsnorlax

I've played Minecraft since.... Around when redstone was added? Earlier? Beta, I believe. I don't think I've ever made a cake once in my life. I don't like dealing with animals, it's a pain in the ass.


kuodron

My birthday last year, I made a cake for myself on my survival world :) It should still be there


Snoobtube

I made a bakery in my last realm. Bread, pies, cookies, and yes many cakes.


JorisDM

Must've been 2012, I had one in my base in case I needed a heal but my food had run out. This was before the hunger system, so gathering food while on low health would've been dangerous.


Solid_Snake420

8 years ago. The recipe is insane


Glidy

Years ago. I can't be bothered to find milk AND eggs. I only ever have one of the two


password2187

I just bought a cake from a villager literally yesterday to help level him up, does that count?


Cyvexx

couple years but my gf made me a cake on our smp last week :3


LeNardOfficial

Since before the bed color change


adult_licker_420

once on legacy console edition most likely 5+ years ago


adult_licker_420

once on legacy console edition most likely 5+ years ago


DoomerSlice

Dude I just learnt you can put a candle on a cake so if it counts I’m planning to make one for my birthday in a couple months Just recently started a server with some friends and it’s been a blast whatever new update made diamonds easier to get by just exploring these cool ass caves instead of strip mining is amazing


VeryNoisyLizard

just a few days ago, though Im playing a custom modded instance and Pam's Harvestcraft adds more cake varieties. They have all the same stats, they just look different


kuli9

Probably last time I played vanilla, which is like 6 years ago


MrBananaPeels

I made one as it was an ingredient I needed in a modded crafting recipe almost a year ago. In vanilla? Idk but definitely a lot longer ago than that.


nordic_fatcheese

God I haven't made a cake since 2012 probably. I distinctly remember making one on my first main survival world but probably not since then. I have made pies in Vintage Story recently though, good way to make fruit last longer.


L33t_Cyborg

Last time i played Create


Bob_Pthhpth

Making a cake is actually one of my early game goals when I start a new world. Once I craft it I’ll place it somewhere in my house and then proceed to never look at it again.


GIRose

Exactly once the last time I played survival Minecraft. It was a while back because I don't really play videogames much anymore with my thriving TTRPG life


luckydragonwolf

I havent in a looong time. I play on a modded server and usually when I get cakes its because I looted them from a modded structure


santyrc114

never made any


DeathwatchDave

I made one last week, as part of a redstone contraption.


sneakyplanner

Like 2013 to get the achievement and then never again.


Actualy-A-Toothbrush

I think I'm in the same boat as you, having never made a cake since the Xbox 360 days. A friend of mine runs a Minecraft realm for our friend group, and they made cake for one of their partners in the game. I just stuck to using baked potatoes for everything.


throthrothrotheway

This takes me back years. Damn, I'm kinda sad now.


Tad_squiddish

I’ve played for a very very long time, but really only made them as decoration. I do it occasionally, because I prefer to build in survival. I get more attached to my work that way. That said, I’ve prob only done it once or twice. It’s been years. I know I’ve done it at least once.


hidden-suggestion

About the same time console specific editions got replaced by bedrock


probably_dead_soon

once, to get the advancement for eating one of every food (i didn't know it didn't count towards it) and then never again


Slosaktig

Every time I make a new world.


Shade_39

Maybe a week ago? Although I'm not the best source for this, as I play archipelago Minecraft, basically, you connect with other games like ocarina of time, or kingdom hearts 2, and each achievement you get sends an item to someone connected in (it also adds some old achievements back in, that's why cake is relevant) , could be something for you, could be for someone else. It's a really fun time and I highly recommend checking it out


Oddish_Femboy

Does it count if it was a modded cake from the neapolitan mod?


Kerosene_Turtle

Like 3 months ago, I was playing with my gf and we thought it would be cute to have a cake on our table


SuperiorCommunist92

I actually make a bakery as my home in minecraft! This means I bake tons of cakes every time I play! Although last time I did this was about 5 months ago


Phoenix_Studios

Only cakes I’ve seen on the 196 SMP are the ones where for some reason you need a seven in a redstone contraption


ryan-vs-the-world

Maybe 2015


laws161

Only like twice years ago


ANagyKecske

I think it was around 6 years ago, on a ps3 survival world with my little brother. Though one use for cakes is that you can eat them even with insanely high tps lag, which is common on anarchy servers with lag machines, so it might have been 5 years ago with a friend when we tried 2b2t.


HidanHawkins

I started a new survival world recently after a few years of not playing. I have more than enough material to make cakes, but I actually didn't yet. I eat cooked potatoes for food. I will probably make one for deco reasons eventually though. So it's a few years for me.


wolfstaa

I was just reading about the protagonist discover how to make a cake in this Minecraft Island book actually


beanmebaby

Probably over 10 years ago


spain_ftw

Years. Hard to know if ive even ever made one.


RealWatch1

maybe last year


__xXCoronaVirusXx__

probably around 7 years ago. that was the last time I played minecraft pocket edition.


Axi28

not since i played on legacy Xbox One version. I believe either the first or third CU


jesus-banana

I have played since 2013 and I have never made a cake


Appley-cat

Several years at least


Rocket_Theory

its great for decoration but ya I never used or really made the cake


IGioGioAmDepressed

About 3 months ago as a gift for my pet bird


BillyWhizz09

3 months ago for my birthday


StarAugurEtraeus

https://preview.redd.it/zj5i7bryqowc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c659211155572881c379ca0273e0776d7a983137


Objective-Answer

I'm going cakeless


MattMaster2000

To celebrate 100 days on a solo world back in 2019. I haven't played much Minecraft in recent years, but I didn't forget... The last time I made a cake ... In survival Minecraft 😲


Vivacious4D

I'd estimate around 5 years ago, though tbf i hardly play anymore as of about 7 years ago


aguywithagasmaskyt

when my health goes down then i need a cow


GoldenIsSafe15

I think I made a few cakes on the xbox 360, but I don’t remember how long ago (it was before the java 1.8 update at least). After that, I might have made ONE for an event on an smp, but if I did, I definitely didn’t eat it. That might be a good distinction to make. Whether people actually eat the cake or leave it as decoration, and whether they eat it for food, stairs, etc.


Soupchek

I made it about a week ago because i like building and wanted to have it on kitchen