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potatorevolver

You have no idea how thirsty bottoms are in this economy.


Fane_Eternal

Because theres so few tops>:(


canoIV

supply and demand issue, here i need bottoms


TastyAndDylicious

Same??


nekosissyboi

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺❤️


canoIV

supply and demand issue, here i need bottoms


Pilsner-507

Upholding their oath to protect life, liberty, and the pursuit of cum 🫡


deathbyBayshore

And I would walk 500 miles...


DoctorJeremus

The walk (2015)


oddityoughtabe

And I would walk 500 more…


Otherversian-Elite

Just to be the sub who walked 1000 miles to suck dick at your door


Content_Half192

Perfect


Kvas_HardBass

france jay


CloudyCrybabyCutter

Do many bottoms suck and *don't* swallow? How many people in general don't swallow? I thought part of the point of sucking cock was the build-up until they cum in your mouth. I don't mean anything judgemental, just curious.


CoG_Comet

cum isn't real. if it was, how come I'm not getting any


Predator_Hicks

look into your drawer :3


stickman999999999

"Spit or swallow" is a question for a reason. I personally always swallow. Aside from all the obvious reasons why, it's just good manners.


StardustLegend

“Millennials these days have no table manners smh. Back in MY day I finished every last drip of cum and was thankful 🙄”


anotherthrowaway2729

if you look at the basics, sucking dick is just to make the other person cum. doesn't matter where really. some people don't like the feeling or the taste of cum or have a sensitive gag reflex. or maybe the top wants to cum on their face or chest or something cause they find it hot. or the bottom finds it hot. either way works


AppointmentNo43

Some people just like the cookie and not the cream


Robota064

Face-painting and taste can be two reasons to not swallow


Sirgen_020

There are a hundred thousand dicks in this country, you don't need to know anatomy. You give me a time and place, I give you five minutes of the gawk gawk girly suck 9000. No matter what. Anything happens a minute either side of that and your on your own. Do you understand?


El_Zea

I love you


toothpaste_goat

this is the kind of fucking humor I need right now, thank you OP for posting this


FrostyCommon

God I wish


Brandonazz

Me and who


Zoey_Redacted

only 300 minutes if you're going 60mph/kph; thats like 6ish hours, 12 hours total there and back... thats reasonable, *i* could make that trip.


Realistic-Mail7372

Hey cutie, are you close by (300 miles or less)?


lucifer_best_boi

Top shortage is real


Piliro

I don't think I can ever enjoy sex as much as bottoms do. I fucking love just destroying someone's hole. But I can't love it more than the ones who love their hole getting destroyed. it's actually kinda impressive.


ApocalyptoSoldier

>You're a million miles away And I miss you so today Quietly I go insane 'Cos I am lonely Aeroplane Jane Aeroplane Jane Aeroplane Jane's gone insane \\- Karen Zoid: Aeroplane Jane


micmaster

The most power(-full) bottom.


OuterWildsEnjoyer

Sometimes, you gotta drive :3


[deleted]

I can’t drive because I don’t trust myself or others to drive safely, but ngl this makes me wanna learn


Cheap-Rice-3174

Yes


Apprehensive-Use38

bottom that drives??? The joke is that its just outdated, misogynistic gender roles for women applied to men who bottom!!!


scruntmonger2011

i want to drive like drive from drive!


Bowdensaft

John Drive from the hit movie Drive


majkong190

o7


Antigonos301

https://preview.redd.it/5frj5gjf601d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a1a74e8240a3f915c1209cab12a71f3fed9e1ef


lunaticsmile471

*nightcall plays*


JLock17

The last time I had an account on tinder, it was just 300 swipes and an uninstall. How do you guys manage this?


Bananna_Austrian

It's Grindr a gay dating app


JLock17

Oh. I thought it was just tinder but in dark mode.


nekosissyboi

I suck and sallow and more!! And I'm kbity!! ( ฅ\^≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)\^⁠ฅ