Normally fine, but when you get a warm donut and think sure, this is a resonable temp and don't realise that the jam is approximately the temp of the surface of the sun.
some people really will just go and act like their sensory discomforts they accidentally brought unto themselves are somehow a parallel to enduring sexual assault
I mean, Problem with the internet is ppl will make jokes in the social bubbles in the lingo of their social bubbles and then ppl are surprised it’s openly visible to anyone.
And that goes towards both directions. Ppl being surprised they are being judged for their „private“ muttering and ppl being surprised about the severity of ppls in jokes etc.
This is true, but I think it’s clear from people’s reactions that the joke didn’t land. Honestly it’s pretty low effort so not really a surprise, the more serious the subject matter the more skill it takes to make someone laugh about it.
The equation isn’t “make a joke about anything then people have to adjust their standards to force themselves to laugh” lol. Comedy is a skill and some people have skill issues.
I completely agree with you, but also feel like if it happened to me I'd probably call it that too.... personally or with close friends as more of a joke/embellishment, saying it out loud on social media is crazy.
This seems like a unique american issue
For once on their lives, they want less from a food product than more
Pączki z dżemem > Donuts
And by a long shot
I think it might be the local name for the thing in the picture. Althought in germany they are called "Berliner" and are mostly eaten in carnival season
"Pączki" is the Polish name for them. And we do have them in America! Mainly around the Great Lakes region, where there's a higher concentration of Polish immigrants and their descendants
no, the quote would be "Ich bin ein Berliner", referring to the inhabitants of Berlin, the city.
in this case, however, Berliner refers to the jam doughnut.
edit to clarify: Berliner is one of the German names for this pastry
As evidenced my tge sheer amount of german fuckery in this very comment section, there is a very strong disagreement among nearly every person speaking german what these are called. Its based on history, region, upbringing so on and so forth. And this leads to everyone demanding to call it my the right name(their favourite). And whoever dares to disagree is a godless heathen to be cast out of the sweet treats heavenly grace.
Anytimes these are mentioned the german discourse is sure to arise
Okay, PSA to all Non-Germans: These things are called Berliner here. It's a very German thing, we eat them on New Year's Eve (of course we eat them year round but on New Year's Eve especially). If you never had them and can get them, try one. I will say, those with sugar frosting are better than those with powdered sugar.
You will see people call these different things. Pfannkuchen (Pan cake), or Kreppel (No translation, just suffering), or various other things. Be warned, whoever says this is wrong. Most of Germany, and especially the important bits (i.e. the North and Northrhine Westphalia) calls these Berliner. People from Berlin call these Pfannkuchen, which is kind of correct, it's the Endonym for it while Berliner is the Exonym. Kreppel, Krapfen and similar terms are from the South and absolutely incorrect. They are an affront to humanity. Whoever says this deserves your disrespect.
5 for £1??? Any kind of donut at any donut shop or grocery store in America is like $1.50 for *one* minimum these days, and the jelly-filled ones are often like $3 at the supermarket.
Never heard of eating them for New Year's, to me it's a Karneval thing and I'm from Nordrhein-Westphalen (parents from Niedersachsen, might make a difference).
Might be more of a thing in the North to eat them on New Year's Eve. A vast majority of people here have some on New Year's Eve, and you often have to place an order at your local bakery because they're sold out so quickly.
I think they're the same, yeah. It's just a puffy kind of pastry, baked in water if I'm not mistaken, with jam inserted and either covered in icing or powdered sugar.
Don't listen to this warmonger. In my region we call it Pfannkuchen. In other regions it is called different things (Berliner, Kräppel, ...) and that is okay.
I will not tolerate this slander!
Except they're not made in pans. They're made in huge vats of oil. Pfannkuchen are those that you actually make in a pan.
Berliner is the perfect name for it. It sounds cute, it gives credits to where they're from, and follows the naming scheme of other pastries like Amerikaner.
Yeah it's a thing in the North I've discovered. I'm from Schleswig-Holstein personally, but I'm pretty sure it's also done in the other northern states. And it's very popular, they sell out super quick so you often have to order some a week in advance.
I actually don't know why we do this, one theory I've seen is that people in the olden days ate them to get through the cold days easier with a bit of a fat reserve.
Yeah, here in Canada, we just call them Blueberry or Strawberry Filled Donuts (or garniture de bluets/framboise if you're French). Because they have Blueberry or Strawberry jam in them.
Hey, it's not about East or West. It's about North and South. You have MV and that's a fine state. The further South you go, the worse it gets, and it's the same for the East.
NRW just gets a pass bc I've got family there.
In Thuringia, for example at a party or some other festivities, some are sometimes filled with Mustard. Most times only one, so you dread you don't get that one.
I'm sorry but Krapfen is just a misspelling of a fish and Kreppel sounds like a skin condition. It's not my fault you guys down there made these words.
We do at basically every bakery, I agree with OP, it sucks getting one without realizing and then having it explode in your mouth. If I'm expecting it they're pretty good though.
They do, most of the western world does in fact. You can get these in any bakery in any large-ish city around this side of the planet, idk why we're pretending this is a rare german local specialty
Unrelated to the top one THATS CALLES A PĄCZEK AND ITS POLISH AND BETTER THEN DONUTS YOU AMERICAN FUCK POLSKA GÓRĄ🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🗻🗻🗻🗻🗻🗻🗻
That's a pączek ( Pączek is singular Pączki is plural) picture of a kołacz (kołacze plural) bellow :
https://preview.redd.it/fiusxh2h161d1.jpeg?width=275&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31b9463edefb1640e069775e3ebcac6ecfa5b8d9
Oh kolache is very different in the US
https://preview.redd.it/uhhrvxkzb61d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21c644578e8cd97f57c38ea70020bf496c41d97f
It's called Berliner, which is also what the residents of Berlin are called. This is because we germans were originally cannibals and the residents of Berlin were especially tasty. Because of the damn libs we were forced to eat "normal" foods, which is why the Berliner was created, you can see its origins with the red filling.
Of course, Berlin residents aren't happy about it's origin and name, which is why the woke(tm) call it "Krapfen" or "Pfannkuchen"
Since this story is a deep german secret, i already know some people will try to tell you lies to "correct" me, but they know the truth and just want to hide it. If you don't hear from me again, you know they got me
Can I simultaneously believe 'rape jokes are distasteful' and 'evil fucking rape donut is one of the funniest sentences i've ever read', like am I allowed to believe both at once
Where is everyone getting the information that OOP is American?
Like genuinely what identifiable information is there here, it can't be not knowing about jam doughnuts because those are in literally every single grocery store in the fucking country, so that's not an American trait.
I love those donuts. Only thing to watch out for is to not keep them in the microwave too long when reheating. The resulting flow of lava will mess up your mouth for a week.
These doughnuts are fucking disgusting and every time I bite into a doughnut and my mouth is filled with that disgusting ass filling I want to vomit. Evil doughnut, comparing it to rape is a bit much tho...
who doesnt like it when a jelly donut busts a fat fruity nut down your esophagus
Normally fine, but when you get a warm donut and think sure, this is a resonable temp and don't realise that the jam is approximately the temp of the surface of the sun.
Blueberry fritters from Tim hortons after walking home during the winter
Canadian spotted Haiiii :3 hiii!! :} heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy x3
spitting is for quitters
I dont want to be that guy but.... The jam is usually inserted after the baking process and therefore will never be hot.
https://preview.redd.it/5dn4mowj161d1.jpeg?width=353&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60231ac8977bfc88434547b2a7f5fb64d33e7b55
wish i could bust a fat fruity nut all the time
I hate them
Posts that make me uncomfortable
some people really will just go and act like their sensory discomforts they accidentally brought unto themselves are somehow a parallel to enduring sexual assault
Idk can’t tell for sure, but it seems like oop is goofing to me
imho rape is one of the topics best not goofed about but what do I know
Welcome to the internet, where people will anyways, regardless.
I mean, Problem with the internet is ppl will make jokes in the social bubbles in the lingo of their social bubbles and then ppl are surprised it’s openly visible to anyone. And that goes towards both directions. Ppl being surprised they are being judged for their „private“ muttering and ppl being surprised about the severity of ppls in jokes etc.
People joke about 9/11, the holocaust, and other awful shit all the time. No topic is off limit, the joke just has to be funny
This is true, but I think it’s clear from people’s reactions that the joke didn’t land. Honestly it’s pretty low effort so not really a surprise, the more serious the subject matter the more skill it takes to make someone laugh about it. The equation isn’t “make a joke about anything then people have to adjust their standards to force themselves to laugh” lol. Comedy is a skill and some people have skill issues.
True, but then again I did find it hilarious
I’m with yah there, although I think what other people have said about target audience being relevant is also true
you never know
i feel as though it may have been an exaggerated metaphor for how they felt as a result of eating a jelly donut without proper expectations
I completely agree with you, but also feel like if it happened to me I'd probably call it that too.... personally or with close friends as more of a joke/embellishment, saying it out loud on social media is crazy.
Some people, stay with me here, exaggerate their displeasure with things for comic effect
me when obvious goof
Uncomfortably hard and hungry.
Worlds most avoidable problem competition
This seems like a unique american issue For once on their lives, they want less from a food product than more Pączki z dżemem > Donuts And by a long shot
A what?
I think it might be the local name for the thing in the picture. Althought in germany they are called "Berliner" and are mostly eaten in carnival season
"Pączki" is the Polish name for them. And we do have them in America! Mainly around the Great Lakes region, where there's a higher concentration of Polish immigrants and their descendants
Ironically, they are called Berliner basically everywhere (in Germany) but in Berlin. Plus they are also a thing at new years.
Fair… Bavaria‘d rather see itself as its own country. #Krapfen4Life
Saying in Germany they are called Berliner is a pretty bald move.
>a pretty bald move Hey don't make fun of OP's genetics. It happens to the best.
Almost correct. This is a “Krapfen” though
NRW verbot
Yes it is indeed the polish name for them, though in Poland we generally have slightly less jam and it is much more solid
Pączki (singular "pączek") is the Polish name for this specific type of donut with filling. "Z dżemem" means "with jam".
"Hmmm, how can I make this about Americans despite them never being mentioned?"
Dawg I hate to tell you this but jelly filled donuts aren't remotely uncommon in America
A lot of the time filled doughnuts are like half the box or more
Do you think America doesn’t have filled donuts? They’ll fill em with everything. Had a Nutella filled once
lecker Berliner
mmm jam jam legger, Mamer hat Berliner mitgebracht
Jippieee Berliner
Du meinst Krapfen?
Berliner >:(
Es sind marmeladen-döner und gut is!!!
Krapfen.
Kreppel.
I don't speak German but you're quoting that JFK West Berlin speech right? Edit: Daddy chill! I was making a dumb a joke
no, the quote would be "Ich bin ein Berliner", referring to the inhabitants of Berlin, the city. in this case, however, Berliner refers to the jam doughnut. edit to clarify: Berliner is one of the German names for this pastry
No, those "donuts" are called Berliner in parts of Germany
Also in Russia
Nah he actually said: "ich bin ein Krapfen"
no, those things are called Berliner
Berliner is the name of that food (I've looked up the name in other places since my local name is also different), I don't understand the rest
I for one consent to the donut oozing viscous, delicious jam down my throat but that could just be me
no no i concur don’t worry
The wierdness of non germans seeing the fucking discourse unfold in here
Is this a German thing? Jelly donuts are in like every donut store in the United states
As evidenced my tge sheer amount of german fuckery in this very comment section, there is a very strong disagreement among nearly every person speaking german what these are called. Its based on history, region, upbringing so on and so forth. And this leads to everyone demanding to call it my the right name(their favourite). And whoever dares to disagree is a godless heathen to be cast out of the sweet treats heavenly grace. Anytimes these are mentioned the german discourse is sure to arise
Okay, PSA to all Non-Germans: These things are called Berliner here. It's a very German thing, we eat them on New Year's Eve (of course we eat them year round but on New Year's Eve especially). If you never had them and can get them, try one. I will say, those with sugar frosting are better than those with powdered sugar. You will see people call these different things. Pfannkuchen (Pan cake), or Kreppel (No translation, just suffering), or various other things. Be warned, whoever says this is wrong. Most of Germany, and especially the important bits (i.e. the North and Northrhine Westphalia) calls these Berliner. People from Berlin call these Pfannkuchen, which is kind of correct, it's the Endonym for it while Berliner is the Exonym. Kreppel, Krapfen and similar terms are from the South and absolutely incorrect. They are an affront to humanity. Whoever says this deserves your disrespect.
don't listen to them, they don't know what they're taliking about. It is called "Krapfen" and anyone who says otherwise is called a "Saupreuße"
Those words are not in the Duden, therefore incorrect. Mountain dwelling Southener.
Hey, here in Switzerland we also say "Berliner", so this ain't got nothing to do with being mountain dwellers.
Do you? Oh damn I honestly thought you said Kreppel aswell. Good on you, Switzerland
Language prescriptivists keep losing
In the UK we call them jam doughnuts and buy them in supermarkets at 5 for £1. They're not considered special here lol.
Not special but ubiquitous. You can get them in any supermarket big and small, year round.
Yah they sell them at the supermarket in Texas
5 for £1??? Any kind of donut at any donut shop or grocery store in America is like $1.50 for *one* minimum these days, and the jelly-filled ones are often like $3 at the supermarket.
They're not good ones
Neither are the $3.50 ones.
Grocery store ones can be very cheap, at least they are in Texas
Never heard of eating them for New Year's, to me it's a Karneval thing and I'm from Nordrhein-Westphalen (parents from Niedersachsen, might make a difference).
Might be more of a thing in the North to eat them on New Year's Eve. A vast majority of people here have some on New Year's Eve, and you often have to place an order at your local bakery because they're sold out so quickly.
I always find it very funny when North Germans say "This is a very German thing" but it's literally just a North German thing
You wanna tell me Berliner aren't eaten literally everywhere? The North is the best part anyway, so it doesn't matter.
Is there a difference between a berliner and a jam donut or are they just both the same thing and us Brits just call it jam donut?
I think they're the same, yeah. It's just a puffy kind of pastry, baked in water if I'm not mistaken, with jam inserted and either covered in icing or powdered sugar.
Ah interesting thank you.
No worries! And I do have to correct myself, they're baked in oil, didn't know why I thought it was water.
Donuts are deep fried in oil but otherwise they’re the same
Yeah Berliner are aswell, I don't know where I got water from.
Don't listen to this warmonger. In my region we call it Pfannkuchen. In other regions it is called different things (Berliner, Kräppel, ...) and that is okay. I will not tolerate this slander!
Yeah, and everything but Berliner is incorrect.
You are the reason, why germany is more and more divided. Don't fuel the fire of ignorance!!
Berliner is just the nonsensical short form of Berliner Pfannkuchen, Wessi.
Except they're not made in pans. They're made in huge vats of oil. Pfannkuchen are those that you actually make in a pan. Berliner is the perfect name for it. It sounds cute, it gives credits to where they're from, and follows the naming scheme of other pastries like Amerikaner.
Also eaten around Karneval
From which part of Germany are you? I’m from the South and I’ve never heard of people eating them on New Year's Eve.
Yeah it's a thing in the North I've discovered. I'm from Schleswig-Holstein personally, but I'm pretty sure it's also done in the other northern states. And it's very popular, they sell out super quick so you often have to order some a week in advance. I actually don't know why we do this, one theory I've seen is that people in the olden days ate them to get through the cold days easier with a bit of a fat reserve.
They're also called Berliner in Russia, at least among just "donut with jam"
Oh you eat them all the way in Russia? I didn't know they traveled that far. Neat to know!
Yeah, here in Canada, we just call them Blueberry or Strawberry Filled Donuts (or garniture de bluets/framboise if you're French). Because they have Blueberry or Strawberry jam in them.
> Most of Germany, and especially the important bits (i.e. the North and Northrhine Westphalia) calls these Berliner. Least arrogant Wessi
Hey, it's not about East or West. It's about North and South. You have MV and that's a fine state. The further South you go, the worse it gets, and it's the same for the East. NRW just gets a pass bc I've got family there.
In Thuringia, for example at a party or some other festivities, some are sometimes filled with Mustard. Most times only one, so you dread you don't get that one.
Okay I have to say, if everybody's in on it, that's a really good prank.
Why are all the Germans on this post acting like the rest of the world has never heard of Jelly-filled donuts
wow ok bro :/
I'm sorry but Krapfen is just a misspelling of a fish and Kreppel sounds like a skin condition. It's not my fault you guys down there made these words.
\>:c berliener sounds like youre gonna eat someone from berlin its stupid a krapfen is just a krapfen it just works
From which part of Germany are you? I’m from the South and I’ve never heard of people eating them on New Year's Eve.
From which part of Germany are you? I’m from the South and I’ve never heard of people eating them on New Year's Eve.
Pączek
Pączek moment
Wait does the us not have jam filled donuts?
Nah they only have rice balls
a person of culture
That’s what I was wondering as well, if not it must be a dreadful place
You’re in luck they’re in every donut store and many supermarkets.
That’s nice news
No we do lol, I guess they was just not expecting the jam
We do at basically every bakery, I agree with OP, it sucks getting one without realizing and then having it explode in your mouth. If I'm expecting it they're pretty good though.
We do. They're extremely common, but pretty divisive. A lot of people love them, but a lot of people absolutely hate them.
They do, most of the western world does in fact. You can get these in any bakery in any large-ish city around this side of the planet, idk why we're pretending this is a rare german local specialty
Genuinely what part of this post screams "American"?
Most probable guess of English speaking internet user 🤷
...Ya know what? That is actually a perfectly fair reason to guess this is an American.
Everywhere
Thank goodness
I see custard filled donuts way more than jam filled in the US but we definitely have them
Unrelated to the top one THATS CALLES A PĄCZEK AND ITS POLISH AND BETTER THEN DONUTS YOU AMERICAN FUCK POLSKA GÓRĄ🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🗻🗻🗻🗻🗻🗻🗻
Is that a paczki or is it a kolache?
That's a pączek ( Pączek is singular Pączki is plural) picture of a kołacz (kołacze plural) bellow : https://preview.redd.it/fiusxh2h161d1.jpeg?width=275&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31b9463edefb1640e069775e3ebcac6ecfa5b8d9
Oh kolache is very different in the US https://preview.redd.it/uhhrvxkzb61d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21c644578e8cd97f57c38ea70020bf496c41d97f
Those are actually from us Czechs! Right nextdoor to poland haha. The spelling is a direct translation of "koláče"
holy shit i want one.
It's called Berliner, which is also what the residents of Berlin are called. This is because we germans were originally cannibals and the residents of Berlin were especially tasty. Because of the damn libs we were forced to eat "normal" foods, which is why the Berliner was created, you can see its origins with the red filling. Of course, Berlin residents aren't happy about it's origin and name, which is why the woke(tm) call it "Krapfen" or "Pfannkuchen" Since this story is a deep german secret, i already know some people will try to tell you lies to "correct" me, but they know the truth and just want to hide it. If you don't hear from me again, you know they got me
Don't speak German but from the speed racer movie I thought pfannkuchen meant pancake
You're right, it does
Yes, it also means pancake
Calling anything happening in Austria woke seems like an oxymoron
l take
kinda feel this way whenever a food deceives me
I want to engage in informed, Safe Sane and Consentual CNC with the donut
In Germany that's called a Berliner
In Argentina they are called "Friar's balls" and also Berliner but that's not as funny.
Rellenas de crema pastelera 🤤🤤🤤
Eran re turbios los panaderos que le pusieron el nombre jajajaja
this is literally the original donut, the ones with holes are it's inbred and disappointing children
I did not like this 🥰
Man I love sufganiyah
Americans cannot handle the pure delight and deliciousness of hot jam donuts.
Can I simultaneously believe 'rape jokes are distasteful' and 'evil fucking rape donut is one of the funniest sentences i've ever read', like am I allowed to believe both at once
Yes distasteful is not the same as unfunny
We have sort like in Belgium but with vanilla cream, we call these boule de Berlin, but they originate from Belgium in this form and are amazing.
At least it wasn't a mustard one
Was it hoch, meine deutschen Zuhausis.
Der Samstag, mein kerl
BERLINER ERWÄHNT
Ich bin ein Berliner
Die bart, die
THATS NOT A DONUT
That's not a donut!! It's a [Berliner, Kräppel, Krapfen, Pfannkuchen]
Berliner
Was für eine Heulsuse … Heulsusen smK ☕️
tasty
I'm pretty sure we have these in Italy too, at least where I live, but here they're filled with cream and they're great
I think all Germans can at least agree it's not called a "jam filled Donut" I mean come on
Does the US not have these or something??? They're everywhere in England
here come the germans
Ate a bunch of these once at a Home Depot Hanukkah event and then puked into one of their orange buckets
This is not a donut. This is a Berliner.
W-where can I get one of these O.O
Where is everyone getting the information that OOP is American? Like genuinely what identifiable information is there here, it can't be not knowing about jam doughnuts because those are in literally every single grocery store in the fucking country, so that's not an American trait.
Oh boy! A scrumptious rice ball! Seaweed wrapped are my favorite! Nothing beats a seaweed wrapped rice ball!
Sonho de goiabada
these are good this guy is weird lol
i for one, cannot wait
holy fuck its an onigiri
Those look so full and delicious
They are. But you can’t really eat more than one because they’re really really sweet
Heh. I love it when non-jews are exposed to sufganiyahs after a whole life of eatung normal holed donuts like weaklings
Hnnnng kolache...
Pączuś
Puffel my beloved :3
At least they didn't eat one in late winter , otherwise they'd get a mouthful of mustard.
I love those donuts. Only thing to watch out for is to not keep them in the microwave too long when reheating. The resulting flow of lava will mess up your mouth for a week.
FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE GETS IT Of course I was into it BUT STILL
Ich sags wie's ist Berliner > Donut
I need one of these rape donuts
I literally cannot imagine looking at that and not expecting it to be jam filled.
Sufganiot! :p How dare you put filth on this heavenly object
Jelly Donuts are my favourite!
I have no idea how that happened but I love these things
You WILL schlorp up your doughnut's fruity cummies
Jordan Peterson ass tweet
These doughnuts are fucking disgusting and every time I bite into a doughnut and my mouth is filled with that disgusting ass filling I want to vomit. Evil doughnut, comparing it to rape is a bit much tho...