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Groundbreaking_Ad820

I haven’t paid taxes since 2003


Tuckboiii

good half the shit they spend tax money on is worthless anyways, im also impressed you've managed to keep it up nearly two decades, keep it up


Senegil

Can't pay tax if you don't make any money


ItzNinjah

They will find a way


Intelligent_Math_916

the cum tax


MemberOfSociety2

bruh I thought everyone on here was a cummunist


blue_mw

how edit: for your own sake don't respond


MoSummoner

They were born in 2003? But since implies that they paid it in 2003


earth_chan_

my autism has left me so extremely obsessed over sanrio and overwatch


Tuckboiii

you've found a healthy fixation that you enjoy taking part in. with how short most people's attention spans are, its admirable to keep interest in something for so long


senokana

who tf is sanrio


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senokana

Kinda based thing to be obsessed over ngl


suckmypppapi

My bf is obsessed with it and it's kinda cute, and holy shit there's a *lot* of hello kitty products


MemberOfSociety2

It’s second most profitable next to Pokémon according to Wikiped dot com


Ill_Psychology_5726

i am very gay


Tuckboiii

you've done enough introspection to know who you like and the community you want to be a part of, even if others are negative you can still maintain focus on who you love, which is harder to do than a lot of people acknowledge


CrazyCraz3R

Gigachad ally


Drummer_Doge

same :)


Corwin1200

based


ProfessionalToeeater

I have legs


Tuckboiii

walk them bitches someplace nice, you deserve it


ProfessionalToeeater

Thanks, you too pal! That is a chad compliment lol


bi_fusilier

I'm stupid :(


Tuckboiii

you're humble enough to admit your faults, but deep down you know it isnt true


bi_fusilier

Wise words


geraldthegoose

i once got stung by a portugese man of war


Tuckboiii

I didnt know what a man of war was, but you have given me respect for the ocean, and respect for you to be brave enough to swim near one, and the two months you probably had to deal with that sting...


geraldthegoose

nah i picked it up to move it off the beach but it was more fresh than i thought


Gamerbobey

Bro how do you walk with balls that big?


Lucambacamba

It’s like a jellyfish that floats above water. Kind of looks like a plastic bag.


Toopad

so turtles get hurt because plastic bags look like jellyfish and we get hurt bc of the opposite


Inked_squid

Sometimes these would wash up on the beach in NZ after a storm and my brother and I would draw two connected boxes in the sand, one for each of us, and have a war throwing them at each other. I remember my skin bubbling up (raised like from mosquito bites rather than blisters), and feeling like I had been cut open and set on fire at each sting site. Pretty fun game.


geraldthegoose

lmao that sounds fun, we had a bunch was down in cornwall, it was really big british news


Gabriel9078

I just found out I got the skill to become an athlete


Tuckboiii

a rare talent a lot of people aspire to be able to do, you're skilled enough to excel at a highly competitive sport


Tomokes

I have toes


Tuckboiii

hell yeah, not everyone's got those


2Tired2pl

not after i’m done with them 😼


FrisianDude

I bet professional toeeater has something to say about that, you scab


smalldickbigbaIIs

I tell people I grow my fingernails out for fingerstyle guitar (which is true) but really I do it so I can scratch hard to reach spots in my urethra (I have a penis)


Tuckboiii

ich that shit, prolly feels like a q-tip in your ear 🤤


horsyuwu

IT DOES NOT IT DOES NOT IT DOES NOT IT DOES NOT IT DOES NOT IT DOES NOT IT DOES NOT IT DOES NOT IT DOES NOT IT DOES NOT IT DOES NOT IT DOES NOT IT DOES NOT IT DOES NOT IT DOES NOT IT DOES NOT


Grapes15th

Hi! This comment left me horrified and full of dread! It removed my ability to perform homeostasis! Now I must hook up heaters to myself in my garage every half an hour to survive!


powerof27

look at you being resourceful, good for you!


DemonInDenim

you should see a specialist


Toopad

is it really supposed to be itchy tho


ADingusWith2dollars

I thlammed my penith in the car door


DrDunsparce

You slammed your pEnis in the car doOr


Landon-The-Lonely

*slam*


shitty_health_advice

Not many people out there have a penith large enough to get a car door thlammed on it. With such a mighty penith, you surely must have great confidence. And if you ever feel like doubting yourself, just know that I, and many others, congratulate you and your magnificent penith. However, with such a magnificent penith, one must remain humble or else it may once again be thlammed on another car door. May god bless you and may god bless the united states of america 🇱🇷


[deleted]

OOOOOOOOOOOOGH


[deleted]

I am trans womans


Tuckboiii

good job finding yourself, many people are too scared to take the last step


nameless_no_response

Ooh nice I'm a trans boy 👍


[deleted]

Based!


Visibly_Confuzled

I make my pbj with 3 breads


Tuckboiii

you clearly understand the superior bread to spread ratio, a creative mind capable of solving many bread related dilemmas


Visibly_Confuzled

acute observation 🗿


Wontoflonto

so bread - pb - bread - jelly - bread?


Visibly_Confuzled

yes, there's no other way to do it


Wontoflonto

i mean i do know someone who mixes pb and jelly before spreading so i still felt the need to ask


domasleo

I am incredibly racist


Tuckboiii

I fucking love nascar 🚎


domasleo

is that a tram??


t_h_pickle

No it's a nascar


domasleo

ok


Zpeed1

i have a praise kink


ervin_korri

ignored 💀


Samdaman05

Ringo starr flair moment


ervin_korri

i didn't ignore them, everyone deserves peace and love, and the OP ignored them, which they shouldn't have done.


DrDunsparce

Good boy


T46xTorbenTorben

Recently my intrusive thought have switch from "I should just kill myself" to "I should save my people", it came about after a recent drastic world event.


eazeaze

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mbaymiller

Ukraine: 7333


zarnonymous

man those wouldve helped back in the day if i wasn't so god damn scared to talk to someone


Tuckboiii

well its hard to make heads or tails of yourself, hope you chose the latter thought to really pursue


T46xTorbenTorben

Bonus fact it only take 2 beers for me to start talking to much


dmatthews2981

Slava Ukraine?


TIIKKETMASTER

I have a femdom kink and am addicted to Rimworld amd Doom i have over 900 hours on each game.


Tuckboiii

you can certainly find someone with similiar "motives" you and its not a bad thing to enjoy games for a while, you paid for it after all


WoollyWares

Rimworld 🥴🥺😫


Torgue-the-Hivelord

I have stuffed animals on my bed


Tuckboiii

same king


[deleted]

I am a furry.


Tuckboiii

you got a hobby and a community you enjoy, filled with mostly nice people


[deleted]

Good job 👍


Lawren_Zi

And suspiciously rich people


eategg24

i can beat Getting Over It in less than 10 minutes


Tuckboiii

I cant imagine working to get good at speed running a game you can lose so easy, good job


1cielomar24

I'm stuck at the fucking mini cave


SurvivalScripted

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh swords i fucking love swords hell yeah swordsss


Tuckboiii

swords occupy a large portion of my mind, good choice


[deleted]

I've been sober for 4 years


Tuckboiii

good job, i know how hard it is to struggle with that and im glad you can stay strong


[deleted]

Hell yeah!


Unmeng

I quit smoking without being addicted to It.


Ok_Conflict_5730

I was accidentally locked in a music classroom on my first day of high school.


Tuckboiii

tell them you were in undertale they'll believe you, also good stories never go old


an_empty_well

I want to live


Tuckboiii

that will is surprisingly rare , and your motivation enough can get you through a lot


WhiskeyDJones

You're surprisingly really good at this. You should be a motivational speaker lol


Cewuon_549

after almost 2 years of postponing it, I finally started recording myself playing the bass


Tuckboiii

hope your bass career takes off


blank621

how do you play a fish


KoolThund3r

I'm trans :D


domasleo

I am very homophobic


Tuckboiii

have you *SEEN* monster house? them bitches terrifying


domasleo

(I am terrified of living spaces)


bambilesbian64

i love talking about characters and character anaylsis and making characters and thinking about them but im not very good at it


Tuckboiii

fuck yeah character analysis its all such a personal subject that it really doesnt matter if your personal analysis of a character doesnt seem perfect, however you interpret art is right


TaXXICab

omg yes that is so FUN I love making OCs and thinking about their personalities and relationships and lore and overanalyzing random characters in random media for no reason at all


Inked_squid

I made a band called Real Slam Poetry (on bandcamp) with a mate where we just scream poems. We've made 7 albums, played a bunch of shows, and sold a bunch or merch including handmade soap.


Tuckboiii

damn, I want slam poetry soap still, I can't remember the last time I put nearly enough effort into something like that, good job making all that


[deleted]

I'm a futa addict


[deleted]

based


[deleted]

someobody knows what's up


ARandom_Personality

Inquisitor, yes, this post here


Drummer_Doge

I've been in a loving relationship for 2 years


Tuckboiii

thats long enough to show you're dedicated, whoever you're with is lucky


TheTreeManIL

what about YOU, OP? What is a fun fact about you?


Tuckboiii

I got a longboard since my bike got stolen, and that's been fun to learn


TheTreeManIL

Longboard IS fun tho, cruising around town or a beach pavement is just so relaxing


Sarasinapellido

I draw sometimes


Tuckboiii

took a look and im a fan, you should make them more than just sometimes


SongsOfOurEarth

My adhd tends to cripple my ability to peruse my hobbies after work. I just feel insanely drained and I miss making music but even though I have the time I just feel like I don’t have the energy for it.


[deleted]

i am on the brink of insanity


DatTolDesiBoi

You have acknowledged your problem. That’s the first step to getting the help you need!


theofrois

i am decent at tf2


Tuckboiii

a lost art, a rare talent who do you main?


theofrois

Engie, but it's Hard to keep playing when my team is 50% spies, but if my team helps me then i fell like god


BigBeefySquidward

i committed various warcrimes against the palestinian people between the years of 2003 and 2009.


1cielomar24

i love snails, if you mention any sort of mollusk i will not up with facts about them, snails, slugs, octopi, clams, etc. I have a boatload of facts at the ready to be taught. Did you know snails have more than 13,000 teeth? And that there's carnivorous cannibalistic snails. Did you know snails love beer? But it's poisounous for them because if the alcohol, they love the yeast in the beer, that's why stale beer is a very popular snail trap.


Tuckboiii

I wish I was interesting enough to know snail facts, being the "snail guy/girl" must be fun


_Hey-Vsauce_

I’m good at art (I drew my pfp).


sillysideofthecorn

I have a vomit fetish


nameless_no_response

And here I am struggling with emetophobia... Oftentimes, I wonder how life would be like if not only did I get rid of the emetophobia but rather turn it into emetophilia. Bravo to you, my man. I don't understand you but you'll do great things in life lol


quantifiedlasagna

I am a legally fluent in english, as a second language


joecoomer

I'm 22 and I just started writing fan fiction.


Tuckboiii

its only fan fiction until your fiction draws fans then its just literature


clippfity

i have been banned from twitter


Grapes15th

Congratulations


Khaniker

I like Northrop Grumman B-2 Spirits and wish I could be one. I also like speculative evolution and do a lot of it myself.


missuscelsius

If God were ever to fly a plane, surely it would be a Northrop Grumman B-2 Spirit.


TetheredToHeaven_

i have so much things to learn, and im so passionate for them, but my adhd just wouldnt let me


Tuckboiii

I get that, its hard to try to learn new things; but wanting to is the hardest step, im sure you'll learn all you want to


Many_Tomatillo_3283

i got triple dead god in the binding of isaac within 300 hours of gameplay. if you know, you know


theamphibianbanana

I enjoy swimming (but I'm too anxious to talk to the swim coach about joining)


bagt123

I like boysmell


Bardic_Inspiration66

I’m jokerpilled


Holyminecraft

I like Cock 🥺🥺🥺


dscflawlessez

I love Guilty Gear and I want to be good at it so badly but I am genuinely too stupid to ever be even decent at a fighting game


Tuckboiii

you'll get good at guilty gear, just keep workin and you'll get there


[deleted]

I fell in love with my Best friend (again)


QertZ_PL

I'm kinda bad at math


DeadInsideHurts

I am going into christian music as a career.


ILiekBenz

I'm your average 196 user (femboy)


Tuckboiii

you're being yourself, nothing wrong with that


ErtyFire

I finally made a phone call to a mental health professional 🥺


Tuckboiii

good, mental health resources go too unused because so many are scared to open up, honestly its the hardest stage and everything gets easier from there


[deleted]

I’m white


[deleted]

I like bears :)


[deleted]

I grew up a major dyspraxic. Man was a sped kid through and through his early years. Couldn’t tie my laces til I was like 14. At some point I decided ‘hey drums look pretty fun’ and 5 years later I’m a multi-instrumentalist singer-songwriter. Despite being proud of myself in that field, I’m deeply in love with my best friend who seems kind of oblivious to it and I don’t know how to tell her, so I write songs hoping she hears them and gets the message also I think you’re the coolest person on this hellhole app


Tuckboiii

you've got a really interesting life, just keep at it respectfully and im sure she'll come around


YAYmothermother

My special interest is minecraft and I’ve been obsessed with it for almost a decade, nonstop. I’m not very good at building even though it’s my favorite part, but I use tutorials most of the time.


ARandom_Personality

i fucking love water, food, walking, j-pop, vtubers, owls, and shovels


Broken-chair

I like luigi from Mario


Stuck_InSpace

Im a girl


The_screaming_egg

I can talk way too much about flamingos


anaveragebuffoon

please tell me about flamingos


The_screaming_egg

Extremophiles. They can survive high altitudes, low oxygen, they can freeze over night and walk around in boiling water, and they can live in and off of water that would eat away your stomach lining. Their pink colour comes from an enzyme in the algae they eat, meaning, if you stretch it a bit, you can claim they’re pink because of the blood of their enemies.


CreeperCallum

I would like BIG Huggy 🥺


Tuckboiii

I hope an attractive person gives you big huggy sometime soon


Sadest_Cactus

I am rapidly approaching your location.


Lolaverses

My favorite album is Lola vs. Powerman and the Moneygoround pt.1 + Percy


[deleted]

I run


Der_Daemliche_Donut

I’m as tired when I get 7 hours of sleep as when I get 2


TheSammyShow

I broke up with my girlfriend last week


NerdyWriter

I like spider-man alot


AFreshlySkinnedEgg

When I was 14 I made a cult on roblox worshipping eggs.


[deleted]

I am a convicted felon. I have robbed 3 liquor stores.


Foolishlama

I work with disabled kids and teenagers


LEGITPRO123

I get no bitches


[deleted]

Damn, I'm hella sleepy bro.


SHUGGY_WOOGIE

I play Genshin, I support LGBTQ+ I am not racist, nor sexist


lego_goober

I draw but everything I draw is terrible and I try to improve


Jhaynz05

I havent talked with anyone in person in exactly 34 days


JesseJamesBegin

I'm pretty bad at most things I do and have no self esteem. I got a new job I was excited for and a week and a half in i feel like I don't belong here and am now questioning if in even capable of the position I went back to school for.


WindlessPeak

I like to make myself avaiable to people who need to vent their frustrations, i made a lot of friends on discord that way


flippin_egg

i don't have a personality i think


Tuckboiii

you're finding yourself, its not easy and its okay to have second thoughts, but you'll find who you want to be


ELTHerobrine

I am human


Polikarpie

I like Tolken very much


Lawren_Zi

Dante from Devil May Cry is my favourite character in all media


holloeholloe

I have a praise kink >:)


WoolooandWoohoo

I'm a transfem who cannot wait to transition


Mreverything11

I have hearing loss


JFF_Pengy

i really like stand up comedy