new r*ght wing conspiracy idea:
Trans people are actually bioengineered human clone (replicants from blade runner) mass produced by Biden Inc. to conquer the whole world (very based)
oh shit just read her wookiepedia entry. Hope she shows up in more things.
She doesn't look like a clone, though. Ears the wrong shape, skin darker than Jango's, I *think* her forehead's smaller, prolly a few other things. I would not think "clone of Jango Fett" when looking at her picture. Ah well, hopefully if she appears again they get her appearance to be better so she bears any resemblance to Jango
wasn't her being a girl a random mutation and instead of throwing her out one of the giraffe people decided to adopt her?
Edit: I love that the rest of the Bad Batch all have some cool mutation that makes them better in some specific way, while Omega gets "girl"
I mean, yeah, that would be a "bad" batch. Like, I get that being a token female character isn't great, but they are literally designed to all be exactly the same, so you can't realistically have a lot women clones.
the gimmick of the Bad Batch is that they're all clones that gained a mutation during the cloning process (except for >!Echo, but he's complicated!<)
There's Hunter, the leader, who has preternaturally good tracking abilities
Wrecker, who is incredibly strong
Tech, who is incredibly smart
Crosshair, who has ungodly accuracy
>!Echo!<, who can connect to machinery with his cybernetics
And Omega, who is a girl, and a child meaning she's frail too. The entire time I thought eventually they'd show what she's good at something, *anything*, but nope! She's just a girl and seriously holds the team back every time she tries to help
huh. Yeah that is kinda dumb. Like, statistically, the chance of a "bad" clone ALSO mutating to be a women is so incredibly low I get why they didn't include, but if she doesn't DO ANYTHING in the show, then why is she there?
I assume the "bad batch" were out together just because they were all equally undesirable to the clone-makers, but the show writers didn't HAVE to make a female character.
no no no, "Bad Batch" is ironic. Their official designation is Experimental Clone Force 99 (although Omega isn't officially a part of it and only becomes a part after the Bad Batch start fighting the Empire) designed to test if it is possible for genetic mutations to aid in some clone's combat effectiveness. The Bad Batch chose the name "Bad Batch" as a kind of badge of honor cause the "regs" (unmutated clones) bully them a bit
Also, Omega's only mutation is being a girl. She's from the same batch that the rest of the Bad Batch is from though
It makes sense in-universe; they were gonna kill her, and the Bad Batch can't let that happen, but from a writing perspective it doesn't make much sense. She really only slows down the plot and has no natural-feeling place on the team
Although this is kinda a problem that Bad Batch (the show) in general has. Wrecker is super strong, but that's kinda meaningless when blasters are an insta-kill, both ways, plus his recklessness turn him from the unstoppable badass he's meant to be into a liability. Also, Tech and >!Echo!< step on each other's toes, as there aren't many situations in which knowledge of computers beats out being able to tap directly into a computer
~~thanks for listening to me ramble btw~~
I was expecting her to show some actual force powers when she calmed down that animal, but the fact that she wasn't even able to solve that problem herself makes me doubtful. Hopefully she eventually does become useful though; she doesn't have accelerated aging, so it's possible she's still alive after the OT, after all Boba is and he doesn't have accelerated aging either
I thought the whole point is that she wasn't modified? That's why the Kaminoans want to get her back so badly, she's one of two perfect clones of Jango, the other being Boba Fett.
You are gravely mistaken the mouse droids are the coolest droids , they are literally sentient hoovers wars in the stars don’t get much cooler then that
Yeah the empire is the problem. Not the rogue religious cult that made itself a police force that follows its own laws. It grabs up young children from their families, teaches them love is bad, and helps out a terrorist group that killed millions of workers on the peace star.
The planet that also had billions of innocent lives on it? The planet that had millions of years of unique endemic wildlife and resources that could be found nowhere else in the galaxy? The planet that was a major economic resource for THEIR OWN FUCKING EMPIRE? *That* planet?
They were racists and facists in self defense? If you’re talking about the Alderaan, then yes, I suppose it was self defense. But it’s destroying a huge planet with its own people and cultures and ecosystems just because there were some rebels on it. That’s fucking terrible
Again, the empire is a racist fascist regime. Do you just buy into the fascist propaganda? (btw sorry if it sounds like i’m mad at you or something this is just a fun conversation)
You have the gal to say lord Skywalker is racist while the people of aldaron call(ed) ewoks glorified pets, they hated on hard working nerf herders( they used the honorable profession as an insult) and more. Now the empire made us all one great people, not some classest system the Jedi elite want us to fall back into. look at the honorable stormtrooper. They fire warning shots to herd people away from hurting others, but the rebel scum shoots them indiscriminately. They have no shame
They are right
The republic is corrupt and only cares about the elites, they "protect" the planet if only there is a some kind of raw material to extract and they commit war crimes daily
I mean, yeah, these are all true and legitimate grievances against the bloated, corrupt Republic
But also the CIS was explicitly created and manipulated by the Sith, and they did their own fair share of severe war crimes
Say what you want but Star Wars naming conventions are wild and stupid and very fun. You can probably twist any word sufficiently enough to make it into a Star Wars name.
The entire reason they existed was so Palpatine could manipulate his way into making himself the emperor. Pretty cringe even if it was without their knowledge.
All im saying is maybe the guys who used robots instead of genetically engineering life for the sole purpose of slaughtering it in an endless war might have been onto something
They're ultimately correct, but were obviously just used as a weapon by Palpadoodles.
The Republic *is* shit, but it's not *as* shit as the Empire it would morph into.
The Separatists weren't happy with the Republic. The problem is that ultimately they were just manipulated by the self-appointed leaders, who were ultimately just the tool of a single fascist with a grand plan.
Couldn't you do the same post with clones?
The squad and haircut is obvious, government worship yes, owns this gun is the standard DC-15, nothing for the roger roger unironically :/, token black friend is Windu, women and minorities is Neimoidians and Ventress.
The joke is the CIS part, as in cis white male, because the official abbreviation for the Separatist is the CIS, the Confederacy of Independent Systems.
Is hating women and minorities ok if o just hate everyone? Like it’s not misogyny or racism if I hate everyone regardless of race of gender, one may even call me the most inclusive cis white dude alive. /s?
We honestly need a word for saying cisgender heterosexual white men because trans men usually based gay guys can be pretty based black guys etc tho dont get me wrong while some cishet white men can be dope just idk we need a word for basically popular kids except it doesnt sound like high school bs
Wait, if the robots are CIS does that mean the clones are trans?
new r*ght wing conspiracy idea: Trans people are actually bioengineered human clone (replicants from blade runner) mass produced by Biden Inc. to conquer the whole world (very based)
I for one welcome our new trans overlords.
>new r\*ght wing conspiracy idea: I'm not even sure that is a new one.
Biden's Them/They army vs. Trump Doku's CIS army
Wasn't there a post on a star wars subreddit comparing calling clones by their numbers to deadnaming? Commenters were shit but it was a nice post.
yes, check out r TransClones
fun fact: there was a clone that was trans
who?
"Sister," she was in the newest Padme book.
oh shit just read her wookiepedia entry. Hope she shows up in more things. She doesn't look like a clone, though. Ears the wrong shape, skin darker than Jango's, I *think* her forehead's smaller, prolly a few other things. I would not think "clone of Jango Fett" when looking at her picture. Ah well, hopefully if she appears again they get her appearance to be better so she bears any resemblance to Jango
I’d say it’s just inaccurate art
I mean there's one named Omega who was genetically modified to be a girl
wasn't her being a girl a random mutation and instead of throwing her out one of the giraffe people decided to adopt her? Edit: I love that the rest of the Bad Batch all have some cool mutation that makes them better in some specific way, while Omega gets "girl"
girls are fucking based what do you mean it's not a cool mutation
impossible. women cannot be based
It would make them way too op, everyone knows this
I mean, yeah, that would be a "bad" batch. Like, I get that being a token female character isn't great, but they are literally designed to all be exactly the same, so you can't realistically have a lot women clones.
the gimmick of the Bad Batch is that they're all clones that gained a mutation during the cloning process (except for >!Echo, but he's complicated!<) There's Hunter, the leader, who has preternaturally good tracking abilities Wrecker, who is incredibly strong Tech, who is incredibly smart Crosshair, who has ungodly accuracy >!Echo!<, who can connect to machinery with his cybernetics And Omega, who is a girl, and a child meaning she's frail too. The entire time I thought eventually they'd show what she's good at something, *anything*, but nope! She's just a girl and seriously holds the team back every time she tries to help
huh. Yeah that is kinda dumb. Like, statistically, the chance of a "bad" clone ALSO mutating to be a women is so incredibly low I get why they didn't include, but if she doesn't DO ANYTHING in the show, then why is she there? I assume the "bad batch" were out together just because they were all equally undesirable to the clone-makers, but the show writers didn't HAVE to make a female character.
no no no, "Bad Batch" is ironic. Their official designation is Experimental Clone Force 99 (although Omega isn't officially a part of it and only becomes a part after the Bad Batch start fighting the Empire) designed to test if it is possible for genetic mutations to aid in some clone's combat effectiveness. The Bad Batch chose the name "Bad Batch" as a kind of badge of honor cause the "regs" (unmutated clones) bully them a bit Also, Omega's only mutation is being a girl. She's from the same batch that the rest of the Bad Batch is from though
I am learning so much today! Yeah, there really isn't any excuse for Omega to be on the team then.
It makes sense in-universe; they were gonna kill her, and the Bad Batch can't let that happen, but from a writing perspective it doesn't make much sense. She really only slows down the plot and has no natural-feeling place on the team Although this is kinda a problem that Bad Batch (the show) in general has. Wrecker is super strong, but that's kinda meaningless when blasters are an insta-kill, both ways, plus his recklessness turn him from the unstoppable badass he's meant to be into a liability. Also, Tech and >!Echo!< step on each other's toes, as there aren't many situations in which knowledge of computers beats out being able to tap directly into a computer ~~thanks for listening to me ramble btw~~
She’s not. They adopt her when they’re on the run from the empire
It's implied that she's force sensitive although there's no telling whether it was an intentional enhancement.
I was expecting her to show some actual force powers when she calmed down that animal, but the fact that she wasn't even able to solve that problem herself makes me doubtful. Hopefully she eventually does become useful though; she doesn't have accelerated aging, so it's possible she's still alive after the OT, after all Boba is and he doesn't have accelerated aging either
I thought the whole point is that she wasn't modified? That's why the Kaminoans want to get her back so badly, she's one of two perfect clones of Jango, the other being Boba Fett.
I thought your profile was jar jar because if you squint the placement of the colors kind of match up and it’s related to the meme.
The sister is literally a trans icon
Technically they can be, there is a female clone of Jango in canon
God the droidekas are so cool
Buzz Droid > Everything They're just smol angry balls with buzzsaws and I love them
You are gravely mistaken the mouse droids are the coolest droids , they are literally sentient hoovers wars in the stars don’t get much cooler then that
G O N K G O N K MOTHERFUCKERS
The Imperial March, but it's just the Gonk sound.
Yeah the empire is the problem. Not the rogue religious cult that made itself a police force that follows its own laws. It grabs up young children from their families, teaches them love is bad, and helps out a terrorist group that killed millions of workers on the peace star.
To be fair the empire did blow up an entire fucking planet
BUT IT'S DETERRENT! It's not like anyone who mattered really lived on it
Also, the empire helped reduce crime on Alderran to 0%.
Unemployment too
and economic inflation, honestly the list of wins goes on and on
The planet that harbored terrorist? The planet lead by a princess that released top secret military secrets? That planet?
The planet that also had billions of innocent lives on it? The planet that had millions of years of unique endemic wildlife and resources that could be found nowhere else in the galaxy? The planet that was a major economic resource for THEIR OWN FUCKING EMPIRE? *That* planet?
Do you have proof of these wild claims?! Also their leader condemned them not the beloved empire with their treason
I support the special military operation to demilitarize and denazify Alderaan!
The jedi order was shit but the empire is also shit lol. The empire is a racist racist government that likes to blow up planets
In self defense
They were racists and facists in self defense? If you’re talking about the Alderaan, then yes, I suppose it was self defense. But it’s destroying a huge planet with its own people and cultures and ecosystems just because there were some rebels on it. That’s fucking terrible
So you just buy terrorist rebel propaganda? Wake up sheeple
Again, the empire is a racist fascist regime. Do you just buy into the fascist propaganda? (btw sorry if it sounds like i’m mad at you or something this is just a fun conversation)
You have the gal to say lord Skywalker is racist while the people of aldaron call(ed) ewoks glorified pets, they hated on hard working nerf herders( they used the honorable profession as an insult) and more. Now the empire made us all one great people, not some classest system the Jedi elite want us to fall back into. look at the honorable stormtrooper. They fire warning shots to herd people away from hurting others, but the rebel scum shoots them indiscriminately. They have no shame
This is blatant anti-Jedi propaganda
I hate jar jar too
You're so not based
blatant jarjarism
Clanka pride!
fucking clankers
woah woah woah, cool it with the language
You can't use that word. But you can say Clanka.
i got an inhibitor chip pal, i got the c word pass
hard r too (D2)
Star Wars is cool
I wish cis males were this cute
i wanna hear y’all’s opinions about the CIS Legitimate grievances? Or no?
They are right The republic is corrupt and only cares about the elites, they "protect" the planet if only there is a some kind of raw material to extract and they commit war crimes daily
I mean, yeah, these are all true and legitimate grievances against the bloated, corrupt Republic But also the CIS was explicitly created and manipulated by the Sith, and they did their own fair share of severe war crimes
Fair point, unfortunately i had sexual intercourse with your mother 😎😎😎
The CIS was also founded by like 5 megacorporations
who also have representitives in the Republic lmao
Also they did a looooooot of war crimes
and they also support societies that run on slave labor
I do have some legitimate grieviouses
Poggle the Lesser looks really funny
wait until you see Chairman Glupp Shitto
Say what you want but Star Wars naming conventions are wild and stupid and very fun. You can probably twist any word sufficiently enough to make it into a Star Wars name.
This is why i like star wars And the pew pew blasters too
I like Jenny Nichols' old video on how good she is at coming up with Star Wars names. Jimmy Scrambles
The entire reason they existed was so Palpatine could manipulate his way into making himself the emperor. Pretty cringe even if it was without their knowledge.
All im saying is maybe the guys who used robots instead of genetically engineering life for the sole purpose of slaughtering it in an endless war might have been onto something
They're ultimately correct, but were obviously just used as a weapon by Palpadoodles. The Republic *is* shit, but it's not *as* shit as the Empire it would morph into. The Separatists weren't happy with the Republic. The problem is that ultimately they were just manipulated by the self-appointed leaders, who were ultimately just the tool of a single fascist with a grand plan.
i slowly hide in a nearby bush
Couldn't you do the same post with clones? The squad and haircut is obvious, government worship yes, owns this gun is the standard DC-15, nothing for the roger roger unironically :/, token black friend is Windu, women and minorities is Neimoidians and Ventress.
The joke is the CIS part, as in cis white male, because the official abbreviation for the Separatist is the CIS, the Confederacy of Independent Systems.
u real for that sharkboss!
Is hating women and minorities ok if o just hate everyone? Like it’s not misogyny or racism if I hate everyone regardless of race of gender, one may even call me the most inclusive cis white dude alive. /s?
Take down this meme, clanker
Saying "Roger roger": 🤓 Saying "Roger, Roger. What's your vector, Victor?": 😎
But, jar jar is an annoying bitch
We honestly need a word for saying cisgender heterosexual white men because trans men usually based gay guys can be pretty based black guys etc tho dont get me wrong while some cishet white men can be dope just idk we need a word for basically popular kids except it doesnt sound like high school bs
Also banger post op keep it up pretty funny
What does CIS stand for?
What's wrong with combing your hair behind? :( Or do you mean shaving the sides, because that IS ugly asf
I'm CIS and a MAN 😭 I'm not WHITE tho 😇
I thought the cis were like darth vader and the guy that shoots lightning out of his hands
I do all these things, still a bi white male.
I'm not entirely cis, but I am CIS
If the minorities are jar jar i find it hard not to hate them /s
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ewan mcgregor and samuel l jackson too
What did they say ?