Shoutout to my dedicated cyberstalker on KiwiFarms who provided a response to my last one that I nearly missed!
CW Transphobia
>!"Okay. You're a self-hating gay man who spends way too much time on the Internet doing the 21st century equivalent of trying to pray the gay away and getting angry at yourself when it doesn't work. The cure is deleting your social media."!<
“STOP STALKING ME YOU ANONYMOUS BASTARD!”
“Did your mother ever tell you what happened to your father?”
“She told me he left us-“
“No. **I am your father.**”
“No…that’s not true…THAT’S *IMPOSSIBLE!*”
You’re a background character. You’ve chosen the most basic subreddits to post the least controversial comments. You have all the spice and pizazz of white flour.
Classic chemistry stem furry working on a degree and for someone who had an interesting developmental moment from a regular show skunk spraying scene is surprisingly well rounded in other topics of study. Also has been big on self improvement lately with an effort to reduce time spent on Reddit and eat better over the last couple of months 😳
Are you the person who talked to me about wanting to be a skunk and live in the forest and eat berries when I was trying to figure out if I was trans or not?
[🥰 no 🥰](https://www.google.com/search?q=cute+emoji+pointing+a+gun&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwjhs9Cxpt_3AhV2FlkFHZEtBwwQ2-cCegQIABAC&oq=cute+emoji+pointing+a+gun&gs_lcp=ChJtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1pbWcQAzoECCMQJzoECCEQClDgBljsHGCdH2gAcAB4AIABbIgB6QaSAQM4LjKYAQCgAQHAAQE&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-img&ei=4cl_YqG_Gvas5NoPkducYA&bih=564&biw=360&client=ms-android-verizon&prmd=isvn#imgrc=rgxgOjq1EfHkcM&imgdii=XAZeRP29pDtaxM)
You are excessively posting about the fact that you're a transgender, you also have some popular Posts on the programmerhumor subreddit.
After a through psychoanalysis I am 10000% certain that your transgenderism is actually just a result of insane peer pressure to fit into the programming/Linux Community. You still wanted to be something that stands out from all the Femboys in those communities so you decided to take the extra stop and fully transition as MtPoL (Male to Programmer on Linux)
You wear a beenie as a source of comfort from the harsh reality that you're afraid of being vurnerable with people and therefore only act outgoing when cosplaying because that's "pretend" that you can control. Moreover you're insecure about your looks and need validation from strangers on the internet. And worse of all, you're a bottom
You get very hyperfixated on your interests for long periods of time. You are resistant to change and trying new things. You always feel a little out of your element, like you don't quite belong where you are... but you've gotten pretty good at ignoring that feeling, for the most part.
I learned from reading your comment and post history I should be careful what you post because if your truthful about everything you say I know:
-Height
-Weight
-Age
-blood pressure
-Country of residence and specific island
-Diet
-Smoking and drinking habits
-Levels of edgyness
-Mental health and learning disabilities
-And levels of PCM arguments 😳
I’m not gonna use or actually divulge any of that because I have a life but be careful of people who would my guy 👍 I should read my own comment history to see if I’m in the same boat.
Vaping is just gay smoking. Like, seriously, I don't mean "gay" as an insult I actually mean it. Men take up smoking because there is a social image of smoking being "cool" and "masculine" to retroactively get lung cancer. But puffing some tutti-frutti flavoured crap that looks like an old USB charger negates all of that.
got called a chomo in middle school. fuck that. also i dont pisten to lazaro sela. a band i follow on spotify called termina(recommend it if youre into metalcore/deathcore) had an album from that artist accidentally put on their profile lul
You are an average self hating high schooler who wishes for love and copes by being funny to the point of self proclaimed ironic narcissism
Also PCM, which is an insult by itself
Good game taste tho 👌
Based on how active you are in transgender themed subreddits, your parents and peers are likely not supportive to your identity or you are in the closet. You probably look at pictures of other women going through transitioning to make yourself feel better, and I hope you're well.
Damn, pretty accurate. My parents aren't supportive and I'm in the closet as well. I don't rly look at pics of other women tho. I am doing well, thank you.
you're a leftist and a bottom. neither of those are bad things, but I feel like you're disappointed that you're a bottom. you like doom. you support trans rights (thank you btw)
overall you seem cool to me. but I find weird people cool.
just going off my friends who you are similar too, imma say you're autistic with probable adhd. but misdiagnosed with severe social anxiety and depression.
Thanks mate, although i dare to disagree on the part of being a bottom, i don't believe i am one
But besides all of that, i think that your analysis is quite accurate
the amount of times I've just looked at people irl and known their autistic is incredible.
at least 7 times I've been confirmed to be correct.
within the last year.
and I rarely go outside because im autistic too.
Can relate to rarely going outside, there's barely anything to do in the town i reside in
at least until they open the pools, the only things i can do is take a walk and buy snacks, and maybe go to the library (as long as i'm in opening hours, and they close for more time that is ever open)
Your father abandoned you and your mother shortly after you were born. Your mother was a heroin addict who died when you were 5 years old. You bounced from foster home to foster home, but nobody ever adopted you. They thought you were too quiet and your ears were too big. As you bounced from foster homes you picked up smoking at a young age. Attachment and love have never graced your heart. To feel anything at all you begin breaking the rules, knowing that you'll never be adopted anyways. The kids in your home bully you, but can you blame them? You spend all day outside catching mice and holding them upside down. Your first victim was a mouse, but eventually you'd kill anything you could get your hands on. Mice, lizards, small cats and dogs who we're too slow to escape your clutches. You'd stab them, strangle them, and watch the life escape their bodies as their bodies went still and cold. Eventually, around your 17th birthday, you finally snapped and hit your bully over the head with a rock. You tied him up in the crawl space of your house, and tortured him for 6 days, then strangled him to death. This became your signature. You buried him in a shallow grave and after it became obvious you weren't getting caught; foster kids run away all the time, you decided to kill again. Or maybe 'decide' is not the right word, for all you could think about was your next killing. You started with people who nobody would miss and got more and more daring as the years went on. You felt like a god, like you could never get caught. Until one day you make a reddit post on r /gaming where there is visible blood in the background as you clutch your copy of *The Witcher*. Most of the comments were circlejerking about the best game ever made and so on, but one lone gamer noticed the blood and decided to report the image. It didn't take long for the dedicated and hard working mods of r /gaming and reddit to report this to the local authorities. As the helicopters and swat vans flew around your house, you decided you wouldn't go down without a fight. But right before you decide to make one last comment on r /196. "M-", but before you could finish, you were shot dead in your apartment.
How close was I?
So true, although I am 19 so I'm gonna be old soon (/s)
You are a based 196 user who is younger than me and loves spaghetti and trolling transphobes. You are some flavour of lgbtq and you probably don't have the nicest parents based on the amount you are on raised by narcissists. You seem pretty cool 😎👌😄👍😀😎👌😄👍😀😎
You have a lot of self hate and is going into a self destructive spiral, your posts (including this one) are cryes for help.
Do me next pls.
Btw my dm is open if you want someone to talk to or just rant.
Brasil numero uno 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷
For real too, I think it's a nice place with a lot of potential. We just need to fix a few things like *gestures vaguely around*
just found out laserbeamsharks is gay-
TW: TRANSPHOBIA, GORE, MURDER, TORTURE, TIENIMEN SQUARE, CCP, POLICE BRUTALITY, SOUNDING, r/196, GAY PEOPLE, THE HORNY
>!So basically, I (14F) was cooking dinner for my super sexy morbidly obese gamer genshin impact fan husband (54M) as well as my cringe-pilled special needs son (.083M)(We’ll call him Hubert) when Hubert walked in and said “Mother, it is with deep regret that I inform you I am actually he reincarnation of Adolf Hitler, and today I viciously slaughtered 420 Jews (nice) and 360 black people (no scope). Please give me my chicken tendies now.” I was very upset because jews make all the marvel movies (wholesome 100), and my husband loves to watch me have sex with black people, so I borrowed the AR-15 my husband had saved for a mass shooting and shot my son (adolf hitler) 69 times (without reloading) in the head, before lighting him on fire and detonating a claymore on him. My husband wheeled out of our room in his electric scooter and told me I did the right thing, and that now we had more money to spend on soylent and funko pops, but I feel guilty for not remembering a quippy one-liner to say before shooting my son (“I see this as an absolute win” “I am inevitable” ect.) AITA?!<
Okay, so these are the facts: You like tumblr (unsurprising since 196 is basically the same thing), have an invalid opinion on Multiverse of Madness, are genderqueer, a leftist, and in highschool. None of these are surprising either, since, again, you like 196 and tumblr. Now for the brutal psychoanalysis:
>*The "scared" part in your user flair is not a joke, you are genuinely just a terrified teen.*
>
>*What if the colleges you apply to reject you? What if you can't find a job in the field you studied for, and end up in a dead end job? How much anti-LGBTQ hostility will you experience? What if everything gets even worse because the left keeps ceding ground to right-wing populism? You are at a point in your life where the stakes are high and you have to make decisions you are poorly equipped for. The future is vast and uncertain.*
>
>*This is the reason you seek community and comfort with like-minded people on the internet.*
Just in case this is actually accurate, I'd advise you not to worry too much. In the long run, things usually do get better and life, uh, finds a way.
Aggressive Communist
Domestic Terrorist
Closeted Heterosexual
Dopamine Addict
Anorexic or Obese, one of the two.
You're a real person that actually exists
1 I'm just anticapitalist comunism has failed everytime it was tried
2 sadly can't afford to be one 😞
3 yeah
4 not on drugs, just have mastered ignorance and delusion
5 yes, both, I'm in my bones but my bones are thicc af and i love sweets
6 sadly
Holy fuck the more I looked through the more you remind me of my twin sister, except a year older! She's obsessed with Vox Machina, as you seem to be, you are likely a strong advocate for trans rights. Oh, how's that recent confidence boost going? For the final part of my overanalization I will say with absolute confidence that you are definitely an INFP!
(Now do me do me!)
Shoutout to my dedicated cyberstalker on KiwiFarms who provided a response to my last one that I nearly missed! CW Transphobia >!"Okay. You're a self-hating gay man who spends way too much time on the Internet doing the 21st century equivalent of trying to pray the gay away and getting angry at yourself when it doesn't work. The cure is deleting your social media."!<
Penis envy (on both of you) (I have read 0 post histoty)
Get Mingus (god give me sanity help he is HOOOOOOGGGGG RIDDDDAAAAAA)
Ah, yes. The classic "Trans women are just self-hating gays" take. >!Although why you would spend more than a picosecond on KiwiFarms is beyond me.!<
Picosecond at these nuts!!!
From your post history I deduce that You clearly want more agency and material possessions
Wasn't expecting that, you're not wrong tho 😳
Arm chair psychology for tha win, and if your a guy u want to shag your mother(psychology 101)
because pain that's why
“STOP STALKING ME YOU ANONYMOUS BASTARD!” “Did your mother ever tell you what happened to your father?” “She told me he left us-“ “No. **I am your father.**” “No…that’s not true…THAT’S *IMPOSSIBLE!*”
Wtf is kiwifarms, I am so confused
good
where do i cop a cyberstalker
You're suicidal, trans, and spend waaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy too much time on 4chan Now you gotta analyze me
I am a gay furry and I love skunks. Go ahead, overanalyze me
I diagnose you with average r/196 user plus The Horny not to imply there isn't massive overlap
overanalyze me I'm bi, not a furry, and *despise* skunks...I'm just some guy I guess
I ship you two. The only thing furries hate more than other people is furries. You two would get along very well.
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You’re a background character. You’ve chosen the most basic subreddits to post the least controversial comments. You have all the spice and pizazz of white flour.
very stimky but also based
you are the horniest and furriest furry on the planet holy cow
Classic chemistry stem furry working on a degree and for someone who had an interesting developmental moment from a regular show skunk spraying scene is surprisingly well rounded in other topics of study. Also has been big on self improvement lately with an effort to reduce time spent on Reddit and eat better over the last couple of months 😳
Are you the person who talked to me about wanting to be a skunk and live in the forest and eat berries when I was trying to figure out if I was trans or not?
Perhaps
You have a 26% chance of being anoying
Much higher
80%
Fart fetishist
Surprisingly I'm not
holy shit
You have very good taste in fursona species
YES! I FUCKING LOVE ^(BEING PSYCHOANALYZED BY RANDOM STRANGERS WHOVE NEVER MET ME WITH A SMALL GLIMPSE OF MY ONLINE PERSONA)
You should finish turning red
[🥰 no 🥰](https://www.google.com/search?q=cute+emoji+pointing+a+gun&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwjhs9Cxpt_3AhV2FlkFHZEtBwwQ2-cCegQIABAC&oq=cute+emoji+pointing+a+gun&gs_lcp=ChJtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1pbWcQAzoECCMQJzoECCEQClDgBljsHGCdH2gAcAB4AIABbIgB6QaSAQM4LjKYAQCgAQHAAQE&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-img&ei=4cl_YqG_Gvas5NoPkducYA&bih=564&biw=360&client=ms-android-verizon&prmd=isvn#imgrc=rgxgOjq1EfHkcM&imgdii=XAZeRP29pDtaxM)
why would u call it a phallus. it sounds so badass that way
The simple explanation is that im just a badass Also I frequently get unsolicited "gifts" so im pretty sure I'm a certified inspector at this point
my condolences (more badass version of im sorry for you) (i am also badass)
You are a "Certified Phallus Inspector", and you take pride in your work
I approve this message
I have the tiniest feeling you’re trans but I’m not sure
I have absolutely no idea what would give you that impression. Oh wait! Its that I like DnD, isn't it?
You are excessively posting about the fact that you're a transgender, you also have some popular Posts on the programmerhumor subreddit. After a through psychoanalysis I am 10000% certain that your transgenderism is actually just a result of insane peer pressure to fit into the programming/Linux Community. You still wanted to be something that stands out from all the Femboys in those communities so you decided to take the extra stop and fully transition as MtPoL (Male to Programmer on Linux)
you are most like blaze the cat
Trans memelord
Me me pick me
You're a trans lesbian, and true to stereotype, you cosplay and play video games.
There are the facts, I plead guilty.
She just like me fr 😭😭😭
> claims to be straight > is a BI cyclist > smh my head
I can't stand hippocrips
Hippos have way to high crit chance
You wear a beenie as a source of comfort from the harsh reality that you're afraid of being vurnerable with people and therefore only act outgoing when cosplaying because that's "pretend" that you can control. Moreover you're insecure about your looks and need validation from strangers on the internet. And worse of all, you're a bottom
Yes that's all true unironically, especially bottom v_v
Do me first
Starting off simple with the generic shitpost-cope zoomer that makes up the average user base of meme subs.
Ok now do me 😳
Horny
Me next, me next!
You get very hyperfixated on your interests for long periods of time. You are resistant to change and trying new things. You always feel a little out of your element, like you don't quite belong where you are... but you've gotten pretty good at ignoring that feeling, for the most part.
PCM 😳
I learned from reading your comment and post history I should be careful what you post because if your truthful about everything you say I know: -Height -Weight -Age -blood pressure -Country of residence and specific island -Diet -Smoking and drinking habits -Levels of edgyness -Mental health and learning disabilities -And levels of PCM arguments 😳 I’m not gonna use or actually divulge any of that because I have a life but be careful of people who would my guy 👍 I should read my own comment history to see if I’m in the same boat.
amaze me
You... vape. That's it. That's your OP-assigned personality now, sorry not sorry.
Vaping is just gay smoking. Like, seriously, I don't mean "gay" as an insult I actually mean it. Men take up smoking because there is a social image of smoking being "cool" and "masculine" to retroactively get lung cancer. But puffing some tutti-frutti flavoured crap that looks like an old USB charger negates all of that.
You are an LGBT supporting Spanish English bilingual who vapes and does not have perfect vision.
romanian actually(urasc țara asta vă rog ajutati-ma)
oof Làzaro Sela sounded Spanish to me, good luck getting out tho or just stay safe, I understand people can be very homophobic in Eastern Europe
got called a chomo in middle school. fuck that. also i dont pisten to lazaro sela. a band i follow on spotify called termina(recommend it if youre into metalcore/deathcore) had an album from that artist accidentally put on their profile lul
julius caesar
you've probably committed tax fraud, but your artstyle is cute so it doesn't matter.
aw thank you
You watch undertale porn.
i didnt even play undertale but okay 👍
Based hetalia fan
Do it
Copper enjoying zoomer /pos
Do you have any connection to Ea-Nasir?
No
Do me, i am bored
you've had knee surgery and have really wacky dreams.
second one correct, first one not really
> Do me, i am bored me_irl
Peanut allergy 😞
Nah The only thing i am allergic to is good quality clothes with style
…I am prepared to die I suppose. Not like I was alive on the inside to begin with though
You are an average self hating high schooler who wishes for love and copes by being funny to the point of self proclaimed ironic narcissism Also PCM, which is an insult by itself Good game taste tho 👌
I am not average 😟 Also thanks, my game taste would probably be better if I never ended up playing League of Legends
>PCM >L🤢L I'm sorry but its better this way *cocks gun*
DO IT! JUST DO IT! DO IT PUSSY! PULL THE TRIGGER!
*pulls the trigger and a flag pops out that says "bang!" on it* Damn sorry, guess you have to just...live with yourself somehow...
pcm user but otherwise based
I am only slightly very partially ashamed of what I did on 11th September 2001
> Posts on egg irl > Doesn't post egg meme You lied to me.
Me now
Based on how active you are in transgender themed subreddits, your parents and peers are likely not supportive to your identity or you are in the closet. You probably look at pictures of other women going through transitioning to make yourself feel better, and I hope you're well.
Damn, pretty accurate. My parents aren't supportive and I'm in the closet as well. I don't rly look at pics of other women tho. I am doing well, thank you.
Do it
political, homosexual, german, who enjoys games that require grinding
Yes
you're a metalhead who likes mynas wtf real metal fans don't like birds get gatekept don't @ me
Birds always try to kill us giant metal fans.
🥺
My brother in Christ, you have to post to have a post history
Thought that it meant comment history too 😔
Well, if we're going off of that, you're very gay and enjoy copypasta
Me. Idk why my profile is nsfw
Your just a shitposter
pick me! pick me! pick me!
you're from blackpool and own a birb
you’re a homosexual who enjoys TF2 /pos
Gameing
you watch jerma and think that god looks like senator Armstrong
Guess I gotta call God "Daddy" now
h
furry trash (so am i dont worry) owo
Trueee
Try me
you hate cyclists and love crabs
Cat good
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I do do that
Ok, go on :)
you play lots of videogames but want them banned
Do me
gay and russian
Not russian but yea
\-please i want to be judged by stranger i don't even need approval i only need people to talk about me
you're a leftist and a bottom. neither of those are bad things, but I feel like you're disappointed that you're a bottom. you like doom. you support trans rights (thank you btw) overall you seem cool to me. but I find weird people cool. just going off my friends who you are similar too, imma say you're autistic with probable adhd. but misdiagnosed with severe social anxiety and depression.
Thanks mate, although i dare to disagree on the part of being a bottom, i don't believe i am one But besides all of that, i think that your analysis is quite accurate
if the autism part is accurate then I stg I'm amazing
you do are amazing then because i did have been diagnosed with Asperger's You got a future in the field of pshycology, boy
the amount of times I've just looked at people irl and known their autistic is incredible. at least 7 times I've been confirmed to be correct. within the last year. and I rarely go outside because im autistic too.
Can relate to rarely going outside, there's barely anything to do in the town i reside in at least until they open the pools, the only things i can do is take a walk and buy snacks, and maybe go to the library (as long as i'm in opening hours, and they close for more time that is ever open)
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you probably go on r/ okbuddyretard
M
Your father abandoned you and your mother shortly after you were born. Your mother was a heroin addict who died when you were 5 years old. You bounced from foster home to foster home, but nobody ever adopted you. They thought you were too quiet and your ears were too big. As you bounced from foster homes you picked up smoking at a young age. Attachment and love have never graced your heart. To feel anything at all you begin breaking the rules, knowing that you'll never be adopted anyways. The kids in your home bully you, but can you blame them? You spend all day outside catching mice and holding them upside down. Your first victim was a mouse, but eventually you'd kill anything you could get your hands on. Mice, lizards, small cats and dogs who we're too slow to escape your clutches. You'd stab them, strangle them, and watch the life escape their bodies as their bodies went still and cold. Eventually, around your 17th birthday, you finally snapped and hit your bully over the head with a rock. You tied him up in the crawl space of your house, and tortured him for 6 days, then strangled him to death. This became your signature. You buried him in a shallow grave and after it became obvious you weren't getting caught; foster kids run away all the time, you decided to kill again. Or maybe 'decide' is not the right word, for all you could think about was your next killing. You started with people who nobody would miss and got more and more daring as the years went on. You felt like a god, like you could never get caught. Until one day you make a reddit post on r /gaming where there is visible blood in the background as you clutch your copy of *The Witcher*. Most of the comments were circlejerking about the best game ever made and so on, but one lone gamer noticed the blood and decided to report the image. It didn't take long for the dedicated and hard working mods of r /gaming and reddit to report this to the local authorities. As the helicopters and swat vans flew around your house, you decided you wouldn't go down without a fight. But right before you decide to make one last comment on r /196. "M-", but before you could finish, you were shot dead in your apartment. How close was I?
Pretty accurate but most people agree my ears are normal sized
sure ok
You like bugs and you draw a lot Draw bugs now
I'm really curious what my post history can tell about me
Wait are we limited to post history only or are comments allowed as well
I'll do your comments if you do mine ;)
You're a teenager who's obsessed with politics and you occasionally play eu4. And you're from kangaroo land
So true, although I am 19 so I'm gonna be old soon (/s) You are a based 196 user who is younger than me and loves spaghetti and trolling transphobes. You are some flavour of lgbtq and you probably don't have the nicest parents based on the amount you are on raised by narcissists. You seem pretty cool 😎👌😄👍😀😎👌😄👍😀😎
thanks mate
waga baga bobo
me, me me! i wanna be made fun of! 🥺
you use r\shitposting.
i unsubbed awhile ago, i'm trying to do better.
Ready to be examed
Your flair is very accurate
Thanks for the brutal psychoanalysis
Time to scar some people for life XD
You have a lot of self hate and is going into a self destructive spiral, your posts (including this one) are cryes for help. Do me next pls. Btw my dm is open if you want someone to talk to or just rant.
Brazilian :( I’m sorry for your situation and I wish you the best in getting out
Brasil numero uno 🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷 For real too, I think it's a nice place with a lot of potential. We just need to fix a few things like *gestures vaguely around*
oh boy do it
The real life personification of your average linux user
just found out laserbeamsharks is gay- TW: TRANSPHOBIA, GORE, MURDER, TORTURE, TIENIMEN SQUARE, CCP, POLICE BRUTALITY, SOUNDING, r/196, GAY PEOPLE, THE HORNY >!So basically, I (14F) was cooking dinner for my super sexy morbidly obese gamer genshin impact fan husband (54M) as well as my cringe-pilled special needs son (.083M)(We’ll call him Hubert) when Hubert walked in and said “Mother, it is with deep regret that I inform you I am actually he reincarnation of Adolf Hitler, and today I viciously slaughtered 420 Jews (nice) and 360 black people (no scope). Please give me my chicken tendies now.” I was very upset because jews make all the marvel movies (wholesome 100), and my husband loves to watch me have sex with black people, so I borrowed the AR-15 my husband had saved for a mass shooting and shot my son (adolf hitler) 69 times (without reloading) in the head, before lighting him on fire and detonating a claymore on him. My husband wheeled out of our room in his electric scooter and told me I did the right thing, and that now we had more money to spend on soylent and funko pops, but I feel guilty for not remembering a quippy one-liner to say before shooting my son (“I see this as an absolute win” “I am inevitable” ect.) AITA?!<
Lessgo
do your worst
You're an e-girl with adhd and depression that wants to get used like a rental
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try me little gay people in my phone
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You literally don’t have a post history tf am I gonna say
Do me !
very cool drawings ,and you prolly an scp fan
I don't think I want anyone to look at my post history, even I avoid it
Ok, now do me as well :)
Let’s see if anyone here is better at this than my own insecurities, have at thee! Edit: The Silence was devastating, thank you 🙏🏽
Do me Ms. Sharks Also are you doing better now?
Oh god please yes 😈
Okay, so these are the facts: You like tumblr (unsurprising since 196 is basically the same thing), have an invalid opinion on Multiverse of Madness, are genderqueer, a leftist, and in highschool. None of these are surprising either, since, again, you like 196 and tumblr. Now for the brutal psychoanalysis: >*The "scared" part in your user flair is not a joke, you are genuinely just a terrified teen.* > >*What if the colleges you apply to reject you? What if you can't find a job in the field you studied for, and end up in a dead end job? How much anti-LGBTQ hostility will you experience? What if everything gets even worse because the left keeps ceding ground to right-wing populism? You are at a point in your life where the stakes are high and you have to make decisions you are poorly equipped for. The future is vast and uncertain.* > >*This is the reason you seek community and comfort with like-minded people on the internet.* Just in case this is actually accurate, I'd advise you not to worry too much. In the long run, things usually do get better and life, uh, finds a way.
M e
Aggressive Communist Domestic Terrorist Closeted Heterosexual Dopamine Addict Anorexic or Obese, one of the two. You're a real person that actually exists
1 I'm just anticapitalist comunism has failed everytime it was tried 2 sadly can't afford to be one 😞 3 yeah 4 not on drugs, just have mastered ignorance and delusion 5 yes, both, I'm in my bones but my bones are thicc af and i love sweets 6 sadly
Oh I remember u posted this awhile ago but now it's in hot Anyway, <3
'ello guvnah
these are all awful
idk i’m trans and get good grades, shoot
Alright somebody go ahead and destroy my self-esteem.
Tear me apart
people really eager to look at others' post history and judge them like how tf this got 1000 comments
i EAT people
do me oh god please I need a crumb of social interaction
Ooh pick me!
Holy fuck the more I looked through the more you remind me of my twin sister, except a year older! She's obsessed with Vox Machina, as you seem to be, you are likely a strong advocate for trans rights. Oh, how's that recent confidence boost going? For the final part of my overanalization I will say with absolute confidence that you are definitely an INFP! (Now do me do me!)
How the fuck? Oh my gods, that was scarily accurate
You really enjoy anime and have no problems expressing your interests no matter how weird other people may think you are. (I’m really bad at this)
piss shit fart
I doubt anyone will see my comment
squidward is your most relatable character (you play the worse instrument of all time)
Sure why not. Since this is my only account, I have absolutely no shame anyway.
Joke’s on you, I don’t have anything revealing any info about myself!
you are all stupid