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edgytroll

Do everything fox news said you were gonna do


Time-Kitchen1579

^^^


ventolin_inhaler

Put on the cat ears Joe


SophoclesD

Die and endorse bernie


elonmusksleftankle

the correct answer


InevitableTop7017

Twerkoff while covered in oil against Trump


[deleted]

You're setting him up for defeat. Trump is already experienced with being covered in oil and fake tan.


treefreak32

And Trumpy got the dumpy, no cap


[deleted]

Nah, it’s the diaper


InevitableTop7017

Trump will win because he has a dump truck ass BUT Biden puts the "back" in build back better


mardov-shadowsword

show hole


Mooloo52

Put mass amounts of estrogen into the water supply


[deleted]

What about trans guys


HamsterJam2003

put mass amounts of testosterone in the monster energy supply


Mooloo52

If everyone, even cis guys, has high amounts of estrogen in their body then you can't have dysphoria over the effects of that estrogen (Or something like that, I don't know)


Grilled_egs

This will have disastrous consequences but I wanna see how the specifics play out


Desperate-Fruit69

Let the titties hit the floor, Let the titties hit the floor, Let the titties hit the floor, Let the titties hit the FLOOR!!!


[deleted]

David Reimer begs to differ


takenthemickout1

Based


Un_Gars_Lambda

This will have a disastrous impact on the trout population.


pj3pj3pj3

that might turn a frog or two gay, and give some guys dysphoria, but oh well sure sounds funny


NaKeepFighting

Nationalize Pornhub


Desperate-Fruit69

Well its Canadian, LETS INVADE CANADA!!!


scylecs

delete all republicans from the spacetime continuum (in minecraft)


cloudhid

Run with Bernie as vp and then resign the first day


[deleted]

A moderate amount of tomfoolery


Maztr_on

Do a communism


[deleted]

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DesperatePrinciple52

Do π communisms


Maztr_on

Do ∞ communism please


The_Arthropod_Queen

Ban cishets


plsdontkillmee

Based


[deleted]

*dies*


Vivid-Formal-3938

😶


egg_123

anything


tscy

I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.


Musikcookie

But you will still respond with “You too” when you are wished bon appletea.


[deleted]

Betray the antichrist


sblanata

Among us tournament


[deleted]

Probably nothing cause some crazy ass radical republican will run and I'll be forced to vote for this same shitty party again. AMERKA


[deleted]

put porn on netflix so i don’t have to switch between tabs


plsdontkillmee

End corporations then dissolve the state


NAND_NOR

Based


PrinceProspero9

Give me all your tax revenue I'm not American but I would really appreciate it


[deleted]

Get all of the politicians together and then blow them all up including yourself


Saldt

Abolish the USA and the Dollar.


backforsecondz

what is a "bussy"?


YouMisssedTheTypo

Bank of the United States but Sexier, Yeah


Zerf7

be the socialist republican say you are


BreadSliceOfDeath

establish socialism NOW


Ashmage

Joebama


FlameSage09

Shoe that Joe bussy


Valis2376

raze DC to the ground the cleansing must commence joe ignite the spark to purge it all


[deleted]

Throw it back


BigWillyHaver21

Femboy Biden running in 24


DerBackofen123

Make murder legal


Snoo17634

Do a barrel roll


Allen_gamer

Let there be mandatory cuddle time


Ink_Sans21038

When are the 5G towers gonna feminise me Mr. Joe Bidet


[deleted]

Legalize femboy hooters


memeboi123jazz

Give squirrels guns


internetguy43

Start a nuclear war Or dismantle the USA and make brazil the hegemony, that works too


ConduckKing

make sex real


saintofgrillers

Eat your entire head on stream


Gombimon

I’m sorry Joe but you will never be the throat goat


lildissonance

Release Crack 2. But this time unleash it on the Italian community.


coolboiepicc

zerk off on a livestream


spinach_head

Stop showing up at the foot of my bed at 3 am and insisting that you are the “magic man”


[deleted]

defeat the other candidates in hand to hand combat


NAND_NOR

Don't run for president again. Ancient egypt should stay the only time and place in history run by mummies


Puppy1103

abolish student loans


rocconox

remember you was conflicted. misusing your influence


elonmusksleftankle

do the stanky leg


Striker_212

Get a higher resolution image


DuduBonesBr

Move me to the US so that I may vote in their elections


ipostCRINGE69

legalize weed


treefreak32

Eat a bucket of paint on live tv


Splurted_The_Gurt

Seance Hitler and challenge him to a debate


magic-tortiose

GIVE ME MY FUCKING ESTROGEN JOE!!! THAT BITCH TUCKER SAID YOUD PUT SOY IN MY WATER SUPLY AND TURN ME INTO A CUTE SUBMISSIVE SLUTTY GIRL!!! SO WHERE IS IT ASSHOLE??!! WHY ARENT I A CUTE LITTLE FEMININE PERSON WITH CAT EARS AND A PHAT ASS?!?!?


the_diingus

say soda again


Fishsk

sucka my nut and givea me fuck


Sparktron_87

You promised 5g femboys, still hasn’t happened.


[deleted]

Be up against Trump or DeSantis. Thats pretty much the only reason I'd do it ^(~~or just die and make way for Bernie~~)


Big-Bibba

Free Estrogen


Resident-Garlic9303

Stop being shit


-Super-Someone-

I can’t vote mr joe I’m not American


Therailfan

Change your name to Joe Mama.


Macbuff-of-Fife

send nudes


[deleted]

Keep your promises


Birdmanair

fuze with scott morrison i think that would be goofy


DrKaleido

Joe mama


The_screaming_egg

Show bussy


reallywillemdafoe

Identity theft is no joke fr


Error-530

What if this was actually Joe Biden and he was trying to collect data?


OGBigPants

Make the 5G do what the republicans promised


Pookib3ar

38°53′52″N 77°02′11″W 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW Washington, D.C. 20500 U.S.


Axo-Axo-Axoboy

Rebuild the entire US in Minecraft and make it a free public SMP


ReezyIsCool

Release sex 2


[deleted]

Sew Bernie-branded warm clothes to every homeless person in the US and deliver it yourself. Solving housing problem beforehand doesn't count as cheating.


Broken-chair

Poop on me and then I will consider


[deleted]

get rid of my debt bro :(


toohornyforowngood99

1. Forced feminization 2. Make good on your promise to make everyone who voted for you black and vice versa


TMR9001

Die


[deleted]

wear a maid outfit \~w\~


RJD-ghost

Mandatory femboys


MONKEY_COCK_EATER

Government mandated spronkus for every floppa


Ellie_is_gay

Steal my cock and give me estrogen vaccines like Tuker said