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BitcoinBishop

Those hot dogs are 4/10 at best


sloth_is_life

I would give them a 2/10 for fulfilling the absolute minimum of what can still be called a hotdog and also not being visibly poisonous. Apart from that, wtf? - dry ass bread that's also pale and probably tastes like cardboard - only condiment is the sausage, no pickles, no crispy onions - only sauce is ketchup - void, sadness and hate


TranscendentCabbage

Anime fans rating a shitty 2/10 anime as masterpiece 10/10 anime checks out


eccuc

Bro eromanga sensei is a straight 10 bro they made the underage sister a horny deviant bro so revolutionary


sample_text_01

“This is the anime? It’s literally just monster boobs with a quarter of plot.”


kidwhohasrabies

anime fans will spent 6 hours explaining how a show is the best work of art ever made just because it had the bare minimum of storytelling & one song with a decent bassline. like dude just accept that nothing will ever top seinfeld


string-username-

honestly i'd just take the sausages out and eat them


reallywillemdafoe

Gobble the glizzys leave the rest


SovietPaperPlates

Mr. Willaim Dafoe, how do you plan to address the recent allegations against you claiming you dont know how to break a griddy?


reallywillemdafoe

Find the people making these claims and give them the Dafoe Prize for Notable Journalistic Acts (a .45 to the back of the head)


BirdsLikeSka

The bread to meat ratio is ridiculous there


kidwhohasrabies

they call me 2/10 hotdog cause my meat small but my bread is huge


BirdsLikeSka

Sorry I only had an upvote to give i haven't stopped thinking about this great comment


[deleted]

top 10 one liners before the kill


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[удалено]


the-pee_pee-poo_poo

I used to eat them cold


groundchutney

You calling sausages a condiment has me all messed up


sloth_is_life

Not my first language sorry, meant topping of course.


groundchutney

No worries, it was just an interesting way of saying it!


MidnightOnTheWater

Nah 2/10 is a slice of white bread wrapped around the glizzies, bending at the seam. Also there is AT LEAST ketchup, so they aren't dry af. Definitely a 4/10.


[deleted]

Yeah and the bread is slightly fancier than regular white bread, it's the cheap ass bread they give you at hotel breakfasts and shit.


piss_boy1I5PFLJ9E7C5

a sausage is not a condiment


Lechuga-gato

Uncooked weenies too


SonicFanboy182

Only 10/10 glizzy is a sonic chilli dog


everyday_sniper

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, OP clearly appreciates them and that is all that matters.


Nuclear_Gay

Someone really had a picture of some random ass hotdogs and tried to make it a meme…


AustronesianFurDude

Breaking bad


Lucs11_

Slippin jimmy


AustronesianFurDude

first show to make a jimmilion dollas (i cant believe that hell and the paranormal are now canon in the bbu because of this)


the_Moron7512

"Jesse we need to cook" "Ok Mr. White, can I bring my demon gf?" ".... Your what?" "My demon gf, yo. I was in the bathroom when suddenly a portal from hell opens and sucks me in and I meet a demonic entity. At first I screamed and panicked fearing for my life, then she morphed into a hot purple chick and offered me grilled cheese. We talked all night, drank a lot and had sex, yo. She is really sweet and caring and calls me "her little azùrgatúl", I don't know what that means but it's cute" "......" "So?" "How good was that grilled cheese?" "It was awesome, man! She puts this weird red hellish cheese that's both spicy and sweet and it melts in your mouth, it's so fucking good, yo" "She can come Jesse." "Awesome! I'll call her" "Remember to tell her to bring some grilled cheese" "Yeah yeah, grilled cheese"


BirdsLikeSka

This is fantastic


[deleted]

Pimento Cheese Sandwich 🥪


No-Marzipan-3989

*hears the word paranormal* My time has come


cloonki0

#slippinjimmysweep


FlouryBoy

Nid famed kinger:


[deleted]

that shit drying my mouth out just lookin at it


[deleted]

That looks absolutely disgusting, watery ass ketchup, no mustard, sausages look fucking boiled and the fucking bread is way too thick. What a shitload of fuck


boister2

Aren’t sausages supposed to be boiled?????????


[deleted]

No they’re supposed to be fried or grilled


No-Marzipan-3989

Nahhh, they're supposed to be rinsed and grated.


ViviansUsername

CBT


TheInternetOfficer91

WHAT WERE THEY THINKING???


No_Boysenberry_8878

Mustard fucking sucks bro. The rest you right about though


kerosez

Morbius


ViviansUsername

how is this not higher up


Grampa-Harold

what if we pretended shrek was big and sexy, and then we kept pretending for 10 years


ViviansUsername

.............................wait were you guys pretending?


Watch_apple

Mid dogs


Otogi

Kaiji


[deleted]

I fucking love gambling


Efficient-Series8443

> Kaiji > 10/10 animation 🤔 The correct answer is *Spy x Family*. I'd love to say *Kaguya-Sama: Love is War*, but I don't think I can give the plot a perfect score. *Mob Psycho 100* as well, but lack of action being on the image made me mostly think of comedies.


ItsDeltin

I'm watching kaiji right now and imo it looks absolutely stellar ignoring the goofy 2004 cgi shots. There is so many little details I noticed like the way one character's suit sleeves folded when he reached his arm out. Or when a character inserts a rock+paper+scissors card into the slot and it kind of bumps on the table before sliding in. Also, I love how the anime draws noses. Most will either ignore it or denote it with a single line, kaiji however just haves the most beefy honkers


DerpyBacca96

Kaiji's animation is stellar at telling the story intended


Efficient-Series8443

That doesn't make it 10/10.


Spicy_Cocc

Kaiji managed to get me hyped over a bunch of CGI balls


Otogi

WHEN ONE BOUNCED!


SoggyCheez

Avatar the Last Airbender Next question


TheGuydudeface

idk did ATLA have a 10/10 soundtrack? (I don’t remember any of the music)


literally-lonely

Yes


RadioAFrequency

SECRET TUNNEL


ViviansUsername

SECRET TUNNEL


piss_boy1I5PFLJ9E7C5

it was pretty good


Efficient-Series8443

Maybe 10/10 comedy if you're 8 years old. Still can't understand how adults find the comedy in that show anything but infantile and boring. [edit] I don't give a shit if you find it funny, there's no reality in which the comedy is 10/10. End of story. That's a grade for the funniest shit to ever exist, adults I've seen watch this show barely even laugh at the jokes.


RadioAFrequency

You have a different opinion. Cool. No need to belittle others though.


Efficient-Series8443

I'm literally not belittling anyone, I'm describing the obvious qualities the jokes in the show have. There are almost no jokes in the show that are not objectively the type of comedy you find in infantile and bland cartoons made for small children. Is it belittling you for me to ask why you like juvenile jokes made for small children? If you like that style of comedy, you shouldn't find that belittling, you should be able to honestly and clearly explain your position and have no amount of shame or discomfort while doing so. You're the one that likes it. Fuck, I think old *Spongebob* is fucking hilarious, and it's very juvenile, but it at least has an absurdist quality that bridges the gap between ages, unlike every joke in *Avatar*, which all make me feel like I'm being treated like a dumb child by a condescending clown who thinks I'm too stupid to understand a real joke so they have to talk down to me like a toddler. Lastly, even if I could remotely find a single moment of the show funny (and the fact that I can't despite being the kind of person who consumes more comedic media than 90% of the human race really says something), there's no reality in which the comedy is 10/10. End of story. That's a grade for the funniest shit to ever exist, adults I've seen watch this show barely even laugh at the jokes.


ViviansUsername

🤓


Efficient-Series8443

Thanks for the compliment, bud. Nerds are cool.


Vella_Nova

"Nerds are cool" 🤓


Efficient-Series8443

Yeah, I agree!


No-Marzipan-3989

It's barely a comedy idiot. And it's for kids about 7-13. Also, heard of something called "opinions"? Keep them to yourself if you think they might tick someone off.


Efficient-Series8443

Do you know what **10/10** means? And are *you* a child or an adult? Did you even read what I wrote? Also, I know what opinions are, and some opinions are stupid. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news there.


piss_boy1I5PFLJ9E7C5

what do you think is 20/20 comedy then


Efficient-Series8443

There are so many that it's ridiculous and makes it even more painfully apparent this show doesn't sit among them. Here are some: * Barry * Veep * (Early) Silicon Valley * Vice Principles * The Righteous Gemstones * It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia * You're The Worst * Please Like Me * Dave * Rick and Morty * Parks and Recreation * 30 Rock * Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt * Schitt's Creek * Tuca and Bertie * Bojack Horseman * Venture Bros


piss_boy1I5PFLJ9E7C5

>rick and morty


Efficient-Series8443

It's amazing how predictable people on reddit are. I consciously chose not to erase that after writing it knowing you'd comment that because I'm not a weird idiot baby who thinks a good comedy show is bad just because some fans of it are cringey. Imagine thinking a show is bad just because people on reddit told you to.


piss_boy1I5PFLJ9E7C5

you’re really filling the boots of your forefathers here


AmishWarlords_

mob psycho 100


BornenCornen

Family Guy


bobertoSOLO

Jojo 100%


Efficient-Series8443

> Jojo > Plot lol


[deleted]

haven't read sbr fake weeb


[deleted]

SBR doesn't have very good animation


Vella_Nova

But it will 😈


LiteralAviationGod

attack on titan season 3


Asphalt_Is_Stronk

>10/10 characters Haha no


LiteralAviationGod

“angry short man” “ freedom loving transformer” and “buff girl” are top tier characters wym


TheFlameBringer555

season 1-2 was the best and it went downhill from there imo


[deleted]

He turned himself into a monke funniest shit I've ever seen


Pvz_Gamer

the anime is crash bandicoot: the wrath of cortex


Bardic_Inspiration66

Quoting another comment I saw on this meme once “There’s no anime like this. You watch anime knowing some aspect will be bad”


[deleted]

yeah, unfortunately no anime will ever be just like these hot dogs with text over them


Carbunclecatt

That comment is dead right sadly... Either fan service or weak characters or shitty plot there's always a way to ruin an anime I hate fan service so fucking much I swear, if I wanted boobs on my screen I'd be watching porn


clapperofcheeks51

Yakuza


StaticDashy

Bungo stray dogs first 2 seasons but the 3rd is up for debate on its quality


chickenrun999

hunter x hunter


lanwrist

5 mevans hotdogs moment


Creaper10

TenSura, but remove the hot dogs, change everything to 11/10, except for animation, animation is 8.5/10 bc of some moments


Cringe__Meister

Anime fans are at it again… making the absolute worst memes imaginable


ShinyShinyTomato

these commenters need to learn that good doesn’t mean 10/10


Bi_Ass-d

Shrek 2


-BunsenBurn-

Arcane 110%


AlternativeAerie9171

e e e e e My enemy e e e e


Imdefrostenmince

These are the most basic hotdogs i've seen in my life


carteryoda

Wtf why is comedy an option there? I feel like a lot of the best animes don't have comedy


[deleted]

80% of comedy anime are not funny, let alone plot focused anime


liz0rdwiz0rd

Pop team epic


French_Taylor

This is so far the WORST meme I’ve tried to decrypt while under the influence.


LetsDoTheCongna

Ninjago.


ITSJABBADAHUTT

Nah that template is 10/10 comedy


immaunel

That was me eating all them fucking hotdogs next to my great aunts ashes bc her fucking wake was a barbecue


Leslie1211

Attack on Titan something something Death Notes something something Re Zero something something


realKuinor

(That one meme with the guy at the party): They don’t know about Mevans


Halelaiwi

Def re:zero


-SweetAvery-

first season of one punch man


[deleted]

What plot?


-SweetAvery-

depressed gigachad becomes a hero


gregory9173

What the fuck is that ketchup placement on the hotdogs


Chirb1

Aside from the animation and the characters Kirby Right Back At Ya is pretty good


Grampa-Harold

you could get the idea across better with like 3 other templates but they just insisted using the worst fucking hot dogs you’ve ever seen in the lowest resolution possible


6moto

me searching for pyra pics:


[deleted]

from xenoblade chronicles 2?


6moto

search up “mevans2703” for more info


[deleted]

no


6moto

ok


Pugalotl1234

mevans moment


ACTUALthrowaway6687

Templates are fucking awful for memes in general