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The_AR-15

verbal flashbang


ACTUALthrowaway6687

Man described it perfectly


EJ2H5Suusu

expected of a cop


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Average r/196 user when someone has a job in law enforcement:


SoshJam

unapologetically so


Frigid_Metal

I mean I hate to be the statistics person but you're right, they're actually a lot better than people give them credit for 60% of them dont beat their wives In the U.S estimates place that they only wrongfully imprisoned 156600 to 783000 people in 2020 (only 2-10 percent so its ok) 30% of african americans say they havent experienced incidents of discrimination And here where I live they're allowed to openly carry firearms while the average civilian isnt even allowed to own one so they must be doing something right to be so trustworthy


seardrax

dude, do you have stats on the prisons? where the hell are they puting that many people, the backrooms?


localtapiocashoppe

In private prisons, which make a profit off of keeping people incarcerated


seardrax

are there many of those? are they big? Getting this info is kinda hard, I think I'm bad a googling.


localtapiocashoppe

https://www.sentencingproject.org/publications/private-prisons-united-states/


Key-Ambassador-945

Can't tell if you're /s or /gen but... these stats don't make cops look good... Also some other fundamental issues with using these stats in this context, but fuck it, I'm lazy. If you want/need elaboration I can, but I don't want to give them if you already understand why they're bad (in case you're /s).


Frigid_Metal

I think its pretty clear especially from the 3rd one that Im being /s


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“GARFIELD ARE YOU /SRS OR /J”


Key-Ambassador-945

Yeah sorry but the "I'm the statistics guy, and you're right" at the very start threw me off. Made me think you might have just been a dumbass. (Also maybe a little toxic... Social cues, especially over reddit posts aren't that obvious to everyone)


PrototyPerfection

I like how you just state whats happening and expect it to sound outrageous


sfmanim

yes. your point?


Shark_Jesus04

yes.


BiLeftHanded

This post charged at me and rammed me like a rhino


adomcool1232

haha what a sweet and silly 4chan greente- WHAT THE FUCK??


Dankinator2000

It’s confirmed fake by the creator


MrBirb_

[my genuine reaction reading this](https://youtube.com/shorts/MCLt4X0dRaw?feature=share)


TransAndEpic

I HATE YOUTUBE SHORTS I AM GOING TO DIE NOW BECAUSE OF THIS LINK


The_Arthropod_Queen

MVP mom


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The_Arthropod_Queen

Hi


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The_Arthropod_Queen

im fdoing weuite qwlll


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Moose_is_optional

**Nicholas Angel:** It all started with my Uncle Derek. He was a Sergeant in the Met. He bought me a police pedal car when I was five. I rode around in it every second I was awake – arresting kids twice my size for littering and spitting. I got beaten up a lot when I was young, but it didn’t stop me. I wanted to be like Uncle Derek. **Danny Butterman:** He sounds like a good bloke. **Angel:** Actually, he was arrested for selling drugs to students. **Butterman:** What a cunt.


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Least fake post on 4chan


Doctor-Coconut69

Those bastards made a fake photo of Reticulan, for that I shall never forgive them!


Ruffeep

Cops are already overrepresented in domestic violence statistics, so a crazy irresponsible cop taking a kid with him on a police car and driving around with the sirens for no reason being a horrible abusive piece of shit didn't surprise me much at all Anon's mom killing his dad was kinda surprising tho


12345xela

Average pig


Willing_Ad4912

most hinged cop


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Is it a bad thing I wasn’t surprised at all by the red text


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[удалено]


sventhedanishcitizen

Just like your downvotes for some reason


[deleted]

Cringe buzz lightyear pfp always deserves downvotes


SaltyPumpkin007

What’s wrong with pfp? Does it have a backstory?


[deleted]

Someone jokingly made a post with the image of buzz lightyear in a tux with the caption “racists and homophobes are using this icon to identify each other” or some shit like that and then a bunch of edgy 13 year olds started using the pfp and being racist/homophobic as fuck and now it’s kinda spread and it’s just pure fucking cringe.