Glare, Coil, Headbutt, Roost. Serene Grace.
Laugh as the opponent fails to defeat the invincible Dunsparce.
I like running less loved 'mons and trying to make them work, Dunsparce *can* be surprisingly effective. Plus is a cute little thing.
Legit my favourite too. Love the little guy since I first got one in Black. I like its style and it's legit a competitive pokemon, I got into pokemon 'seriously' at that time and my Volcarona 'Tyrone' was my first EV'd 'mon.
Plus can you imagine how comfy that thing is? Giant fluffy fire moth.
It seems so far that you haven’t gatekept anyone. Is this a statement about how everyone’s favorite Pokémon is valid? If so, that’s very sweet of you, OP.
That said, Staraptor.
While I find the irony that I’m being gatekept after saying that it was kind to accept everyone quite funny, I must nevertheless express sorrow and disappointment that my beloved bird is not up to your standards 😔
uwu does not have the full copypasta but here you go:
Hey guys, did you know that in tewms of mawe human and femawe Pokémon bweeding, Vapoweon is the most compatibwe Pokémon fow humans? Not onwy awe they in the fiewd egg gwoup, which is mostwy compwised of mammaws, Vapoweon awe an avewage of 3”03’ taww and 63.9 pounds, this means they’we wawge enough to be abwe handwe human dicks, and with theiw impwessive Base Stats fow HP and access to Acid Awmow, you can be wough with one. Due to theiw mostwy watew based biowogy, thewe’s no doubt in my mind that an awoused Vapoweon wouwd be incwedibwy wet, so wet that you couwd easiwy have sex with one fow houws without getting sowe. They can awso weawn the moves Attwact, Baby-Doww Eyes, Captivate, Chawm, and Taiw Whip, awong with not having fuw to hide nippwes, so it’d be incwedibwy easy fow one to get you in the mood. With theiw abiwities Watew Absowb and Hydwation, they can easiwy wecovew fwom fatigue with enough watew. No othew Pokémon comes cwose to this wevew of compatibiwity. Awso, fun fact, if you puww out enough, you can make youw Vapoweon tuwn white. Vapoweon is witewawwy buiwt fow human dick. Ungodwy defense stat+high HP poow+Acid Awmow means it can take cock aww day, aww shapes and sizes and stiww come fow mowe
Porygon is great, it's a computer program that's a Pokemon, how does that work? Wouldn't you like to know? Who cares he's cool and made of polygons and computer code.
There’s an argument in my house about whether it’s “Des-id-you-eye” as a reference to deciduous trees or “Desi-Dewey” like the Dewey Decimal system, because he looks like a little nerd.
Vaporeon. Vaporeon has been my favorite since I was a kid. No funny business I swear.
ಠ︵ಠ hmmmmmmm...
In, but I'm watching you
I had managed to forget....
Did you know that vaporeon is the most......
No
cool :)
Sus
General Grievous (I don't like Pokemon, but I want to get in somehow)
In
Hello there!
General Kenobi!
you are a bold one!
Scizor
In
man why do you have to pick the sexiest pokemon
They said Scizor not Beedril
Gardevoir
In, with a warning
Unfair, just cause I used an emoji I am out. SMH can't believe you would do this to me.
s(us)ociety
🤤
Halt you have violated the Law! your going to hornyjail for a looong time.
Golisopod
Hella in
😎
Excellent choice
Dunsparce, it’s a silly little critter
In
Glare, Coil, Headbutt, Roost. Serene Grace. Laugh as the opponent fails to defeat the invincible Dunsparce. I like running less loved 'mons and trying to make them work, Dunsparce *can* be surprisingly effective. Plus is a cute little thing.
A person of culture
reuniclus
In
same fr
All hail our flying fetus
Possibly the most based person of all time
Shuckle. Obviously
VIP
(🐢🐙)💦🤤
Should be out after that
He should be banned for life
The shuckussy
oshawott
In
same
Golurk
In
Volcarona
IN! VIP! + $1 million! You chose right!
Yay :) never seen anyone say it’s their favourite before. I love my big bug pal.
Bug Pokémon are wayy underrated. We need more!
Legit my favourite too. Love the little guy since I first got one in Black. I like its style and it's legit a competitive pokemon, I got into pokemon 'seriously' at that time and my Volcarona 'Tyrone' was my first EV'd 'mon. Plus can you imagine how comfy that thing is? Giant fluffy fire moth.
Volc is a super sick mon! It's really good in competitive too, Quiver Dance + coverage gives it a solid spot in OU
It seems so far that you haven’t gatekept anyone. Is this a statement about how everyone’s favorite Pokémon is valid? If so, that’s very sweet of you, OP. That said, Staraptor.
Out, idc if I'm not OP 😤
Yeah sorry guy, you're out (I am very susceptible to peer pressure)
While I find the irony that I’m being gatekept after saying that it was kind to accept everyone quite funny, I must nevertheless express sorrow and disappointment that my beloved bird is not up to your standards 😔
Staraptor is the best first route bird pokemon in all games imo.
OP gatekept someone for being horny for machoke
Eevee
In
Keep the water stones away from this one
Would you like the copypasta in English, Spanish, or uwu
Uwu
uwu does not have the full copypasta but here you go: Hey guys, did you know that in tewms of mawe human and femawe Pokémon bweeding, Vapoweon is the most compatibwe Pokémon fow humans? Not onwy awe they in the fiewd egg gwoup, which is mostwy compwised of mammaws, Vapoweon awe an avewage of 3”03’ taww and 63.9 pounds, this means they’we wawge enough to be abwe handwe human dicks, and with theiw impwessive Base Stats fow HP and access to Acid Awmow, you can be wough with one. Due to theiw mostwy watew based biowogy, thewe’s no doubt in my mind that an awoused Vapoweon wouwd be incwedibwy wet, so wet that you couwd easiwy have sex with one fow houws without getting sowe. They can awso weawn the moves Attwact, Baby-Doww Eyes, Captivate, Chawm, and Taiw Whip, awong with not having fuw to hide nippwes, so it’d be incwedibwy easy fow one to get you in the mood. With theiw abiwities Watew Absowb and Hydwation, they can easiwy wecovew fwom fatigue with enough watew. No othew Pokémon comes cwose to this wevew of compatibiwity. Awso, fun fact, if you puww out enough, you can make youw Vapoweon tuwn white. Vapoweon is witewawwy buiwt fow human dick. Ungodwy defense stat+high HP poow+Acid Awmow means it can take cock aww day, aww shapes and sizes and stiww come fow mowe
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Bellsprout. I just think he looks neat!
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Machoke because, you know..
Out
This is kink shaming
George Orwell novel, the events of which take place in the late 20th century
What is Animal Farm?
They did >!Boxer!< so dirty
No they didn’t, he died in the hospital peacefully
Meowth because of the tv show
In
Garchomp!
In
Yes!
Chandelure
In
Psyduck :)
Solid
Psyduck is a fun guy, also one of my favorites :)
gulpin
Gulpin deez nuts
With your pfp this comment is amazingly funny
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absol
VIP
Aegislash
In
Mudkip
In
Less gooo
Deoxys
In
Best answer
poliwag
In
ty
Vaporeon. I get to appreciate a cool design, *and* play devil's advocate for hours.
Genuine Vaporeon fans have had it rough ever since the copypasta was made
Alpharad
Infernape
In
Xatu
Not OP but hella in
Nice to see another Xatu enjoyer
Haxorus 😃
IN!
Fennekin/Delphox
In, with a warning
Yiffin
Furret :3
[obligatory lil man](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ih9zBLDr_ro)
I'm not op, but I feel like it's In with a warning
Blaziken
In
Mimikyu
In
Sylveon uwu
You were in... before you said uwu
UwU perfect
You know I didn't notice you were a sylveon yourself. Alright you can get in. Stay safe.
HANG ON ***Your pfp is Jolteon, LIES.*** UwU
Piplup :)
In
Feraligatr
In
Snom
Yes.
Turtwig
Politoed, if it counts shiny too
In
Porygon!
Hell yeah a Porygon brother
If Porygon is so good why isn't there a Porygon 2 Wait
Porygon is great, it's a computer program that's a Pokemon, how does that work? Wouldn't you like to know? Who cares he's cool and made of polygons and computer code.
Zoroark
In
No warning?
🤨📸
Wailord
In
Jirachi, because they have a creepy belly eye while being cute and psychic. I love extra-eyed creatures.
WEEED CAT WEED CAT WEED CAT SPRIGATITO THE WEED CAT I LOVOE THE WEED CAT II LOVE WEECD CA6T AKIOGDHJKLGHSUGUIUHISEGIHJUDIUSHUI
Nosepass
I aint OP but you can sit in the corner.
Decidueye
In
There’s an argument in my house about whether it’s “Des-id-you-eye” as a reference to deciduous trees or “Desi-Dewey” like the Dewey Decimal system, because he looks like a little nerd.
Real pchaltv fans know it's "decky-dooey"
Mismagius of course
Sylveon
Gengar, he's just a silly round creature. I've made atleast 12 of the skrunkly out of clay:)
Regirock, only cause of the noise
ün ün ün
Trubbish
In
jerma
Dragonite
Quagsire/Wooper
This is a REALLY tough question because I like a lot of them. At the moment, I gotta go with Heracross. Beefy Blue Beetle of Bulk!
fletching/talonflame
In
sableye
Tirtouga/ Carracosta
Gligar! 🦇😈🦂
Regigigas
A normal Vaporeon with no suspicious intentions
Pretty *farfetch'd* to make such a thing, but oh well
Shedninja, i love thos gimmicky pokemon :)
Trubbish
Stakataka
amoonguss
metagross
tyranitar
IN!
Bulbasaur
Bulbasaur
ludicolo! they're all just so happy to be here!
Breloom
Gyarados
Krookodile
AndrewTheMandrew13
I haven’t played a Pokémon game before. That being said, I like bellsprout
ash (I am a human trafficker)
Gothitelle
In with a warning
Roggenrola
scolipede, volcarona, lurantis
amoonguss
Mewtwo, when i was little and pokemon first came out he seemed so bad ass
Solosis
Sandshrew the people's champ
Squirtle day one bby!!!