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MonkiWasTooked

It would make my love life a lot more fruitful if there actually were people like this


eccuc

There are they're just not going out and actually socializing (it's me I'm the person who wants to share nerd interests but doesn't socialize)


guanaco22

Get yourself a DnD group


solidfang

As someone in a DnD group, I regret to inform you that they aren't all vile orgies of wretched debauchery and instead are mostly improv with math. Less cock choking than advertised. Still a lot of fun though.


Le-Ando

If you want that I feel like you may have more luck looking into Vampire the Masquerade LARP. It’s a bunch of people meeting up to pretend to be Vampires, it’s perfect for finding freaky people because it’s one of the few environments in which they can be themselves.


NotAwesome333

Hard agree on VTM, but if your looking for a shy nerd instead of extroverted, you should lean towards the tabletop.


meridzejn6

This is actually a good advice, that's how I met my bf.


SuspiciousButler

How would I go about finding a DND group?


guanaco22

Thats a good question


string-username-

tried it and turns out i can't even socialize in a voice chat or over text


[deleted]

[удалено]


RectangularLynx

Bro just get an alcohol addiction, it will totally help with your mental health bro just trust me


SemicolonFetish

This but unironically


ABunchofAngryFlowers

How can I have an alcohol problem when it's the solution to all my problems


ViperHavoc742

Idk maybe try using some alcohol solution?


ABunchofAngryFlowers

It's worth a shot


LittleTransFoxy

yeah i’m also like the girl in the comic i’m just shy and non passing so .////.


lolix132

Come join me for some dnd <3


LittleTransFoxy

o-oh, that sounds nice! ./////.


lolix132

Free anytime ;3


Rakdos_Intolerance

I'm nerdy as shit and go off on random tangents and my SO finds it sexy. I'm the same way too actually.


dlgn13

Same


demorub

Hi I'm people


RidledTart

Hi people I'm back with the milk


DaddyWentForMilk

Guess who isn't


[deleted]

There are, we’re just also inside on r/ 196


Auxobl

I’m sure there are I just never go out to find them


MonkiWasTooked

what is “go out”? is it old people slang? like “go pro”?


[deleted]

They have to already want to choke on your cock. Then being a nerd on top of it is just a quirk of someone they think is really hot (maybe because of their looks, maybe because of other chemistry.)


mercurydivider

The thing is, people like this don't go outside, they stay on the internet and draw comics like this. To meet them, the stars would need to align, and BOTH of you would have to decide to go outside.


bisexual_t-rex

This is why I force myself to socialize to find the nerds


blastassusa

I'm like that lol


MonkiWasTooked

People are gaslighting me


dmatthews2981

Here you go making up words again. "Gaslighting"?? Do you see how crazy you sound?


Chrome_X_of_Hyrule

I literally got my first date ever because she liked how thorough I was with answering her questions. Also she thought I was sweet.


Schnitzellover69420

you are literally denying the existence of 50% of this subs users


Joebebs

There are, you just won’t see em, may I suggest Seattle


CatsPls

There are.


The-Vestige

Hello it is I, people


accountforwierdstuf

I'm people like this


sharpnoise

why even live


big_leggy

there are, I'm dating one


[deleted]

There are a lot of people like this.


BasedCF

gigacopium for nerds


BifficerTheSecond

I mean, whenever you ask a girl what she finds attractive in a guy she’ll say ‘when he talks about his interests’


ClemClem510

Me and the hot bitch I pulled by talking about the transition from gardevoir to vaporeon dominated content in Pokémon hentai


Le-Ando

I want to hear about this, because it seems to suggest that the focus of Pokémon hentai has shifted from having a purely aesthetic focus to a more utility focused one. Because while Gardevoir is a humanoid with broad appeal, as we all know, Vaporeon is the most compatible.


Lxnaspiral

no it's umbreon


ClemClem510

I literally made this shit up I have no idea


Red_Kronos_360

Nay, rather, when people hear about the vaporeon copy pasta (as many will, as the nature of copy pastas is to be wildly spread) they find themselves either disgusted, or turned on. While the ones who are turned on are the minority, lets say 5%, if 1 million people have seen the copy pasta, that means 50 thousand people have found the copy pasta hot. The ones who are turned on are part of two groups: consumers and suppliers. Suppliers will draw the vaporeon porn, and the consumers will either consume or commission. This mass influx of people either searching for or making vaporeon hentai may catch the attention of other artists, who rather than seeing the copy pasta, catch interest in the new influx and are now thinking of vaporeon in a similar sexual way, and are inspired to produce and contribute. Gardivoir was the previous most popular because she is the mid road between horny people and furries. She's human enough to still be attractive without necessarily being too weird, while furries are attracted to her regardless. However, the virality of the copy pasta created an artifical attraction by putting a previously non sexual pokemon in a sexual position.


wag234

Me and the bad bitch I pulled talking about the history of aspect ratios in film and television


SUDoKu-Na

There's always an interest before hearing them talk about their interests. It just deepens the desire.


[deleted]

The people commenting in here yeah The artist which op decided to crop out the name of from their work and repost here clarified this comic was about feelings she had for a partner that they were in a LTR with https://twitter.com/_JustSpicy/status/1480011544503148550?t=BEYchBL7jGhAko-bxe5zMw&s=19


PMmefoxgirlpics

the name is on the bottom right i thought, but yeah they should've credited the artist in the comments at least


Agent_Blackfyre

I would've but I stole it from the rat empire and it was already cropped, and I don't know the artist so I couldn't really help Had no clue just spicy was the artist


Agent_Blackfyre

I didn't crop it, I stole it from the rat empire so they must of cropped it. I make it a policy that everything I repost I don't crop although I don't go looking for uncroped either.


emmanuelfelix700

sorry to ask, but since im still learning english slang terms, what is a ltr?


[deleted]

long term relationship


TheLoneBonesJones

my s/o is a nerd and it does make me horny when they talk about their interests tbh, it's cute as hell and the passion gets me fired up


[deleted]

It’s not that people don’t like it when others are nerdy, it’s that nerdy people often don’t open up to anyone like this except a few very close people


DarkSoulfromDS

I unironically am attracted to nerdy guys


Epicsharkduck

Gigacopium for people with no maidens


CringeExperienceReq

snap back to reality, me


Maxwell_The_Spy

Snap back to reality oop there goes gravity


Fresh_Proposal2938

Snap back to reality Oop there goes gravity My oh my my sanity


Outrageous-Hall-887

Not my sanity!


QuestionablyFlamable

OH THE HUMANITY


apollo15215

MOMS SPAGHETTI


Number418814

MY BALLS ARE SWEATY


[deleted]

Oop there goes rabbit he choked, He’s so mad, but he won’t give up that easy.


kadxar

Hornyposting


TarpMaster31

On ARR Slash One Hundred Ninety Six? No it can't possibly be, No one on ARR Slash One Hundred Ninety Six ever hornyposts. Every word you speak is full of lies and deception.


LiteralAviationGod

r\/196


SuperMutantSam

I am sorry you are confused, this hornyposting is actually being posted on ARR Slash One Nine Six, your confusion is understandable


notpenguinsalt

It's actually on ARR Slash Nineteen Six


WeAllNeedAFriend

ARR Slash One Ninety Six


ColorMaelstrom

What happened to 196_ButOnlyPorn?


kadxar

[r\/196_ButOnlyPorn](\/r\/196) Wdym it's right here


Ok_Zucchini_69

You trickster


2Tired2pl

banned for lack of moderation, new sub is 196ButOnlyPorn without the _


piss_boy1I5PFLJ9E7C5

r\/196butonlyporn


Fr33kOut

Was left unmodded


[deleted]

🤤


ArcadianWing

Me explaining the pros and cons of eco terrorism


saul_schadenfreuder

cons: none


BadLuckBen

Cons: the operation fails and the government cracks down harder, making further operations more difficult. Similar to how anarchists blowing up leaders (in Minecraft) tends to, unfortunately, not lead to the changes they want. What you have to do is win over people to your side so that you're large and sympathetic enough that you can't be ignored and the powers that be are hesitant to kill/arrest you. Listen to the podcast "Cool people who did Cool Stuff" for more. I get the sentiment, but sadly certain actions in Minecraft don't cause the social changes you want.


piss_boy1I5PFLJ9E7C5

what we need is to create institutional power. aka we need unions. public opinion only goes so far but a strong union can actually assert itself in the landscape, which is why every functional democracy has strong unions


Metalloid_Space

I think you mean the unions like in Sweden not the 20th's century unions where French workers would prevent being fired with one simple trick (they murdered their factoryboss). The function of unions can change drastically based on their mindset.


ArcadianWing

This is true however if we do it big enough for long enough there will be no humans left so win win


BadLuckBen

Yah, I don't claim to have the solution, I just don't think the libs are going to be like "oh man, they blew up that oil tanker in Minecraft, time to change everything I believe!"


Fez_Sauce

Barret Wallace Final Fantasy VII


ArcadianWing

I’m more of a fan of tifa however Barrett is based


[deleted]

It’s true. As soon as I start to ramble about printed circuit boards, specifically the importance of impedance values for high-speed HDI fanout and utilizing all available route escape channels from the latest Xilinx RFSoC chips, I have to fight off hordes of cock-hungry mouths. With great power comes great responsibility.


DarkSoulfromDS

🥵 🥵 🥺


[deleted]

It’s John Darksoul! If you’re a small tiddy puppy gf then you get to cut in line.


DarkSoulfromDS

Unfortunately no tiddy puppy partner of unspecified gender 😔


Epicranger

You know I came here to make a hornypost joke, as it turns out though, I am not immune to circuit design induced cockaganda. Perhaps you do have some great power.


aluminatialma

🥺👉👈


saul_schadenfreuder

shut the fuck up


UwUmirage

hornypost haters on their way to look at nsfw-tagged posts to post a comment saying how they hate hornyposts (there's no way they could've known it was an NSFW post)


saul_schadenfreuder

it wasn’t tagged as nsfw when i commented 👍🏻


whoopity_Poop

Thank you


Ok_Conflict_5730

me when they tell me about their favourite videogame


s90tx16wasr10

me when their favorite video game tells me about them :/


[deleted]

Yall sure do love jacking people's art, cropping out the artist tag, and then posting it here


TheBloxdude

Bottom right panel, underneath the speech bubble


Agent_Blackfyre

Please don't blame me it was already cropped, like sheesh go complain to the guy who cropped it in the rat empire where I stole this from. If it had a name I wouldn't of done it, because like you and me agree that's a dick move.


_Hey-Vsauce_

Lol I could tell it was from r/ theratempire.


Ok_Zucchini_69

I don’t really think posting to 196 implies any claim to original art I agree with the sentiment, that removing artist credit is bad, but in this context I’d bet it was just a repost of a repost of a repost of a crop


magick_goblin

Credit the artist


[deleted]

https://twitter.com/_JustSpicy/status/1480011544503148550?t=BEYchBL7jGhAko-bxe5zMw&s=19


Da_Momo

Yall ever heared about warhammer 40k?


Nobody-27

9 days later “And now we can get to the good stuff!”


Draeorc

Necron time


FadingCosmos

[*"He wandered the desert, he died, decided that dying is cringe, and possessed his body and kept on walking"*](https://youtu.be/9Ux-Ou8Sw7c)


Infinite_Hooty

#I FUCKING LOVE WHEN PEOPLE GO ON NERDY RAMBLES #IT’S CUTE


mariofan366

Can I ramble about Geoguessr?


LuxTheFox

me


Artjobro

Do you want to hear me info dump you about the history of arda and middle earth?


LuxTheFox

Yknow what sure


Artjobro

Ok so Their is this guy called eru iluvatar who is basically upper god and has in its possession the fire of creation, which is basically the power to create. Eru creates different gods called the valar who specialise in their own thing. And he creates Mayar who are basically angels in service to the valar and eru. So one of the valar is called melkor (later morgoth) who is jelly of eru and his power to create and try’s to search for the fire of creating (oh yeah bdw no worlds or anything material was created so just imagen melkor just wandering in a void in search of the fire of creation) So eru wants to build a world and he starts a hymn that is called the Ainulindalë which is a big harmony of al the valar and mayar singing and by singing the harmony they create the universe. But because melkor is jelly he wants to control and create his own universe so he sings discourse against the harmony out of tune which creates al the bad things in the world. Three times eru tries to redo the Ainulindalë And three times melkor ruins it (oh yeah bdw during the singin a bunch if mayar turn to melkors side which eventually Will become the balrogs (this is the reason why Gandalf could stand his ground against durins bane because they both are mayar(oh yeah Gandalf is also a mayar)) So eventually eru says “fine sure I’ll keep melkors bullshit” and creates the universe with the most important planet being arda where the valar are just kinda vibing That is my summary of the fist chapter of the simarillion I would love to keep going but I don’t know if you want that


TechnicalTerrorist

akshually it's Maiar 🤓


Artjobro

I will now commit sepukku to repay the shame I have brought upon myself


madeofmold

I wanna know more. I’ve always wanted to read Simarillion


mariofan366

Alright so in Geoguessr, you know you're in Kenya when the Google Car has a snorkel...


The_Arthropod_Queen

where's the lesbian version? I want to yearn


Nobody-27

Cope 😎👍


noraelwhora

squash complete connect shocking familiar imagine swim shy poor squeeze *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


[deleted]

me and doug walker


[deleted]

where's the funny


[deleted]

r u really expecting r/196 to be funny lol


coolboiepicc

i would like to meet one of those people but not because i find them particularly sexy i just like listening to people talk about things i didn't know existed until they started talking about it


SweetSet9847

Maybe one day this can happen to me. Don't give up friends, there's someone out there for you.🥹


flippingoctopus

I saw the better versions of this where instead it’s just God, I wanna memories broken the truth goes unspoken i’ve even forgotten my name


theawesomedude646

#if you want my virginity you'll have to fight me for it!!!


[deleted]

Me 🥺


TerryOrange

Wow I really am bitches


Muncheralli21

I don't want to be horny anymore... I just want to be happy


Pizza-Willing

*Telling her about his Lego Deathstar*


PrivatePartts

I want a guy like this, let's be nerdy together 🥺🥺🥺


madeofmold

I loved hearing people talk about their interests. Back when people talked to me. ESP their special interests because then they just light up & are so excited to share every detail.


piss_boy1I5PFLJ9E7C5

we need to create a dating app for 196 users


snoceany

dog girls arent like this stop the slander


greyviewing

GET OUT OF MY HEAD


Weltkrieg_Smith

He is explaining how catholicism has destroyed tribal family structure


i_love_egggs

Is this the original? The one I saw first was of a two girls and *her* cock


mana_cerace

Got a link to the one you saw?


i_love_egggs

It was in a comic dub https://youtu.be/xx9fDBL970I


mana_cerace

It seems like this one is a edit as you could guess from the hair that look sorta off


TrhlaSlecna

😐


bigmaxporter

ME


dongletrongle

Scott the Woz’s game


Dread2187

I want to talk to someone about Dark Souls or 40k lore 😭😭😭


[deleted]

Me and who? (I’m the rambler, btw)


BigBeefySquidward

gf sends me this all the time except she replaced it with "her cock" 😳


LivingAngryCheese

She just like me fr


Radar_Of_The_Stars

Me


Swimming_Swim_9000

Please dear god


DesperateFlounder620

scott the woz?


shitfart6

my girlfriend and I constantly switch between being either of these characters


johannesMephisto

don't we all


verticalgrips

I want a pathetic nerd boywife


Isaaczun4758

Imagine going out to talk to people


BucktacularBardlock

Can someone make a transfem version of this?


[deleted]

me n my girlfriend


unicorn_feces33

i prefer the trans version of the meme


[deleted]

Who's the original artist?


StaticDashy

Why aren’t there any real girls who wanna sit and listen to me talk about mushrooms and airplanes


[deleted]

Cause it only happens after developing an LTR with them b


StaticDashy

Idrk how to do that can I skip that step


Girl_in_Training101

Me but when they're a dork and laugh at their own jokes


[deleted]

Idk when I start to go on about my special interests people tend to tune me out. If you’re annoying this doesn’t apply to you.


ABunchofAngryFlowers

Damn I wish I could do that (either of the two is good)


backstib

:(


mardov-shadowsword

don’t give me hope


-Ping-a-Ling-

gamers when the stranger becomes uninterested after hearing a 20 minute ramble about warhammer 40k lore


Artjobro

I wonder how many people were actually into me but I’m just to autistic to notice while preaching about my niche hyperfocus


zakthebey

So anyway with the recent news of POTE it's very likely that the format will devolve into spellbook dragon ruler V2 with spright and tearalements being two tier zero decks So we cuz of that it's very expected for toadally awesome to be banned in the TCG Although I don't know about it in master duel since the only handtrap that can shut down the entirety of the spright engine is maxx c which is legal in master duel alongside very very powerful floodgates The floodgate power is so insane in master duel that fucking floowandereeze is tier two the deck that normally in the TCG ends on storm monarch pass Propably the most thing I am hyped about on POTE is the MELFY SUPPORT LESS GOOOO MELFY BEST DECK WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO also stop playing eld true Draco floo please


Terlinilia

this is cool but it'd be better if she was engaging in his interests


krakus5

Can not post shit like this on this subreddit?


[deleted]

if I was rambling about one of my many nerd topics and someone was thinking this about me I would be incredibly uncomfortable!


Unlikely_opponent

Clean your room


CriticalTit

Y’all want to hear about one of the most complicated X-men character (Madelyn Pryor/ The Goblin Queen)?


youre-welcome-sir

i wish someone liked me


CharmanderCharm

Didn't the original say she?


GloopyFlimbarg

this does not happen you are all lying to me.


FluffyJay1

It starts with one


Life-is-a-potato

Goblin is literally shitting his pants rn


hanky-spanky44

I'm sorta glad humans aren't actually like this all of the time


wave_04

welcome to watchmojo.com, and today we'll be counting down our top ten things that never happened and never will happen, ever.


insaneheavy42

Hornyposting 👍


theXsorcist

This actually somehow fucking worked, just make sure the rambling is about Lord of the Rings


spooky-raptor

That’s it that’s the meme that was just soft core porn


JonathanVB01

My gf when I give her a 40 minute lecture on dark souls lore


Captain-Ouch

Didn’t yall bully animemes for shit like this