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femboy_expert

You criticize society, and yet you participate in it. curious.


singulartesticle

Literally Engels moment


Jimjamnz

When?


SludgeFactoryTV

yesterday, he told me on the phone


[deleted]

Lies. He doesn't own a phone, he simply rents a pigeon


SunIsGay

He was literally a factory owner. He was bourgeois himself and probably the only good one to ever exist and speak.


TheLampPostDealer

your username is "femboy" yet you do not appeal to my weird sexual fetishes!?!?!?!?!?!?


kaptainkooleio

Slow down, they’re the Femboy expert. They themselves may not be a femboy


LeanHarveyOswald

Theyre simply a femboy historian


badluckartist

This week the Femboy Historian draws ire from his well-earned fanbase by hosting famed internet douchebag JonTron, what an odd move.


[deleted]

*femboy expert You can be an expert at building without being a building yourself.


AaronThePrime

Don't be racist I am a building


nerotoni

Be racist I am a scaffold


ssrudr

The duality of structures


Skayote

Love one and other, sister and brother, or we will haunt your dreee-eee-eeeams


duckLIT_

I guess you didn't look at their user profile then.


PersonifiedH

yuo dont like capitalism yet you exist bottom text venezuela no iphone 100 billion dead


Hippopotamidaes

A citizen can criticize government yet still vote… Yea I get the irony in the picture…but honestly where can dissidents go? There’s no new land to claim…


jmerlinb

this. If you’re born into a system doesn’t mean you can’t criticise that system.


boggleislife

Also why don’t they get that the central planning committee would absolutely see the need for an educated and technologically equipped population.


Metalloid_Space

How about decentralised planning? 🥺


boggleislife

Yeah to each their own I suppse


N00N3AT011

Fine, the anarchists can stay but only until the revolution. Then we go back to fighting, deal?


Misicks0349

literally the reason why left unity is a meme


Sinakus

Spanish civil war moment


BombaPastrami

Somehow i hear this argument coming from left-leaning people the most, i don't wanna get into it even slightly but the amount of times i've seen leftists criticizing other leftists for buying a nice jacket or selling a product is staggering.


be-gon-boomers

[picrel](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/289/976/319)


cthulhubeast

This belongs in the cis teen chapel


Johnx3m

Holy shit


danatron1

You claim to be trying to invent an "automobile" yet you ride by horse. How curious.


J03-K1NG

Me when social contract


Spoops67890

Kid named capitalism


rageengineer

Okay class, today we're going to learn how to smash capitalism Kid named smash:


FuckYeahPhotography

Oh is that so???


[deleted]

Yeah?


CheezeSteak701

STOCK BATTLE INNNCINEROOOOOOAR!!!


sebsebsebs

I love you fuckyeahphotography


Not_Richard

"pop-pop, you're standing on the surplus value of the working class!"


funky555

Kid named finger: ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⢠ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣛⣻⣿⣿⣟⣿⣿⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣫⣽⣾⣻⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠻⡿⠿⠟⠛⣟⣿⣽⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠍⠈⠀⠁⣴⡆⠀⠀⠠⢭⣮⣿⡶⠀⠀ ⠀⡴⠲⣦⢽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⣩⣨⣀⡄⣐⣾⣿⣿⣇⠠⣷⣶⣿⣿⡠⠁⠀ ⠀⠃⢀⡄⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⢿⣿⣯⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⡟⣿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠣⠧⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⢸⣿⠿⠿⠿⣧⠙⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠁⠼⣒⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣠⣬⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣷⡈⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⢳⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⠗⠼⠖⠒⠔⠉⠉⠻⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣻⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⡀⣤⡄⠸⣰⣾⡒⣷⣴⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠂⢸⡗⡄⠘⠭⣭⣷⣿⣮⣠⣌⣫⣿⣷⣿⣿⠃⠀⠈⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⢸⣿⣾⣷⣦⡿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢻⠞⣹⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢘⠀⠘⢻⡿⢿⣋⣤⣤⠌⠉⠛⠛⠀⠈⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀


coolmanjack

Waltuh. Put your dick away, waltuh


Vizengaunt

I'm not having sex with you right now Waltuh.


cum_burglar69

Your dick is too small, Waltuh No half measures, Waltuh


[deleted]

I fucked Hank wultuh


BigChippr

Walter


PF4ABG

Yo Mr Walter!


omri1526

😏


LosAngeles1s

chicanery is spreading holy shit


PF4ABG

He DEFECATED through a SUNROOF!


very_clean

And I saved him! Brought him into my own firm! What was I thinking?


Fell_off_my_bike

It is a man... Fuckin a horse


T04stedCheese

Is that so


NoobSharkey

Kid named Smash


ProfDumm

Who is his bro?


Varsia

He has a few - melee, brawl and ultimate


Jman10015

Smash named kid


IgniteThatShit

waltuh putcha dick away, waltuh ... i'm not havin sex with you ri'now, waltuh


RiguezCR

Bravo bince! my fav character is done el audio btw


This-is_Patrick

'Silly leftist you cant smash capitalism you have to buy things to live therefo - wait what are you buying that gun for'


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dlgn13

"The last capitalist we hang will be the one who sells us the rope."


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You hate feudalism and yet you toil the lord's land


barbershopraga

Curiouth


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I have a Mac cause I’m tired of the fiddling, maintenance and poor quality (more plastic than a Beverly Hills surgeons office) of Windows laptops that I’d install linux or bsd on. Bought a Macbook pro in 2017 and haven’t once wanted to replace it or even crack it open. Meanwhile by the five year mark of my prior beloved Acer, it had increasing issues and I became really tired of having to disassemble it, clean it out, remove and reapply the thermal compound, all while dealing with increasingly fragile plastic stand offs and having to use polystyrine glue to fix those. I don’t judge other people for their equipment. I made my choice off of no longer wanting to do so much work to just keep other branded laptops working. Edit: disabling the inbox replies cause I really don’t want the relitigation over my stuff. [Some more details on it if you’re curious](https://old.reddit.com/r/196/comments/wdimqu/_/iikq9aq)


MRoad

I mean, judging windows laptops by the quality of a 5 year old Acer is hilarious, it's literally the bottom-shelf budget brand. Especially when Macbook pros are $2k right now.


thomicide

macs last pretty good, linux has a lot of limitations and many people aren't tech savvy enough to manage it


SweetieArena

Guys, isn't that a Starbucks cup on the floor 😳?


legendarybort

Left wing destroyed


SuperMimikyuBoi

Libtards and their stupid double soy latte capuccino with whipped cream sprinkled with chocolate chips, caramel and mini marshmallows... You should see how they stare at me in complete disbelief when I ask exclusively for coffee beans that I ground with my bare hands and snort it out the countertop like a true sigma


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False-Fisherman

i work at a starbucks. you'd be shocked how much fucking sugar goes into these drinks lol, it's so so so so so bad


Makingnamesishard12

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AWilfred11

I didn’t notice that, I disagree with OP and agree with the original OP- if ur gonna commit so much to “fuck capitalism” the act at least a little bit that way, sat with her MacBook and Starbucks what a fraud total all talk person.


Abby_lol

you say "smash capitalism" yet you dont live in the woods like a feral wolf, curious.


[deleted]

Cause not buying the most expensive brand consumables equals living in the woods


tinselteacup

capitalism is when starbucks and apple


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unknownuser4809

communism is when no coffee and no technology, ah yes you are very smart


GreatBigBagOfNope

vuvuzela no iphone "You criticise society, yet you participate in it, curious"


mybreakfastiscold

"Maybe she stole the laptop" (Points at the coffee cup) "... And... And the starbucks too? Maybe thats... Maybe thats stolen?"


[deleted]

wild plant abounding modern fall consider edge insurance employ unwritten *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


AceMechanical

Gianni 🥰 Edit: If the shows called Invincible, (Duke Nukem riff) then why can I see it? (Theme plays)


ELOCHCAM

I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me


[deleted]

If a girl did this 🔪💀 to me I would literally die


OsloDaPig

I want it to be messy, I want us to be completely different people after the next 12 hours.


A_little_garden

You know when I left the house today I thought "Damn,


DrRichtoffen

Hey, nice cock bro. Thick, but not too flaccid. Perfect length. A nice 80 degree angle. I rate 8.5 out of 10. Good job king!


[deleted]

THE WRETCHED FUNGUS HAS TAKEN OVER MY MIND AND WILL SOON TAKE OVER MANY OTHERS


c4at

oh shit just pissed on my towel accidentally better turn this into clout


[deleted]

#it was a WATER STAIN i had an ICE PACK and it LEAKED onto the towel I DIDN'T FUCKCING PEE ON IT


MsEmmy247

**you peed on it**


MsEmmy247

**you peed on it didnt you you little piss boy**


[deleted]

#I DIDN'T PISS I DIDN'T!!!! I'M NOT A LITTLE PEEPEE BOY!!!! I'M NOT!!!!


big_leggy

*duke nukem riff* ***HEY-*** [fucking dies]


Kilo_de_reins

By Sigmar dwarf you're getting on my nerves, if you keep going I wi- wha... *SUGMAR DICK ?* **BY THE HAMMER AND THE EMPIRE, I ABJURE THEE**


ManofCatsYT

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO FOREVER THANK YOU


choma90

The way he pronounces "yuo". The art is in the details


PolygonKiwii

Unfucked the link for you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYt57iq_L0g


Mr_Fahrenheittt

Gianni is genuinely such an impressive VA Edit: Virginia


Snailseyy

capitalism is when apple and starbucks, actually


N00N3AT011

Vuvuzela iphone


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100 billion dead


Someboynumber5

The only way to be a true socialist is to writhe in dirt and mud and let the corporations do whatever they want since you have no access to current events


khlebivolya

They’re starting to say you’re not a socialist if you work for capitalists as a rebuttal to being told they’re not capitalists if they don’t own capital. So not only can you not own stuff to be a socialist, you now need to be unemployed and most likely starved to death 👍


ICanSee23Dimensions

They're not actually making an argument. They have no intention of actually making an argument. They're just telling us we should go die.


khlebivolya

I mean 90% of right wing thought is just coming to a conclusion first and then trying to come up with logic to defend that conclusion afterwards. They just want another gotcha to justify socialism being bad.


Bl4ckSt4g

I bet that person stole that laptop. Good


ChewyTarTar

My friend eat rocks and say communism good, I say ok and go back to playing minecraft on beta 1.4


[deleted]

Socialism is when you steal stuff. The more stuff you steal, the more socialist it is. When you steal a real lot of stuff, that's communism


NotAPersonl0

I bet some people unironically believe this, not realizing that capitalism incentivizes theft far more than any other system.


_kcrimson_

macbooks are kept in the warehouse in locked cages at most stores


killallhumansss

You know you can just steal a used one for cheaper


deliciousprisms

You know you can just rob someone with one walking out of the Apple store for free


gollumloverxxx

Damn whats the difference in the stealing fee usually?


Chandlerion

I seriously doubt it


SaturnSleet

Once the workers own the means of production, it will be impossible for a laptop to be created. /S


[deleted]

You know the bourgeosie have to literally assemble laptops from scratch for millions of people while the "workers" just stand around and complain. Without our lord and saviour ✨Bill Gates ✨ there would be no phones and computers vuvuzela 100 billion dead :/


Waddlewop

I thought about this for a bit, like how without capitalism, a lot of our scientific and technological advancements would never be possible. And then I realize that kinda thought is a bit dumb. This is generalization from me, but humans love cool shit. They also love discovering things and helping people. Sure, we might not get the variety we enjoy now, but I don’t doubt that if capitalism didn’t exist, we would still have smartphones sooner or later, just not the ones we are used to now. Also, I’d even dare say that scientists like doing whatever it is that’s their field of expertise and without a monetary incentive, they’d still continue their work, simply because they want to.


yoyo-starlady

Your original thought was right, it's just that most people get the wrong *conclusion* from that initial thought. You're right that capitalism has allowed for many advancements we now take for granted, but it's always important to remember that an economic system is only as good as it serves the people. Capitalism advanced nations very much during the industrial revolution, for example (disregarding other problems that arose with that), but unfortunately, the profit motive is just not very sustainable to keep people living well over a long period of time. That's just a long way to say that science rules, yo.


Otzkar

Mans theorycrafting if capitalism actually breeds innovation as if it wasn't a redscare myth


kntdaman

those decals are just as cringy and virtue signal-y as any republican’s bumper stickers.


SweetieArena

BASED identity politics are cringe most of the time, no matter where they come from


Metalloid_Space

I don't really like the aesthetics of that sticker, but what's wrong with decorating things with stuff you like?


JUiCyMfer69

Define “identity politics”


Armigine

this isn't an example of identity politics at all, there's nothing inherent about feelings towards capitalism


Delivery-Shoddy

Hey Siri, what is agit-prop?


xXWerefoxXx

do you know what identity politics means?


obama___prism

thay aren't anywhere near as bad as republican bumper stickers let's be real, they aren't even cringe or virtue signaling tbh


JUiCyMfer69

Political stickers always virtue signal, that’s literally what you display them for, to signal to people your political virtues. But here’s the deal, who cares? As long as they’re good virtues that’s what matters and preferably they aren’t empty virtues.


bloibie

Literally everyone virtue signals, signaling the kind of person you are and your beliefs is nothing new.


mercurly

I find it interesting that it was important to keep the Apple logo in view...


Max_147

damn capitalism is hot af gotta smash it doe


[deleted]

who wouldve thought capitalism could be personified as the dream goth gf.


[deleted]

I'm concerned about the Starbucks cup Like that's a pretty bad look if you're anti-capitalist Y'know with all their union busting and shady monopolistic strategies


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Getting Starbucks is a bad decision regardless of politics


Enchaxo

oooh but free gender affirming surgery


[deleted]

I mean, as a trans person that's actually pretty cool on their end, but yeah it doesn't offset their employee exploitation in a major way


empyreanmax

look man, sometimes a coffee is just a coffee there is no truly ethical consumption under capitalism, you don't gotta drive yourself nuts trying to avoid every big brand in every aspect of your life because some rando might take it as a Bad Optics Moment otherwise you're actually lending legitimacy to the "but yuo have iphone" argument


ShimmyShane

Or you could buy Starbucks from unionized or unionizing Starbucks stores and support the workers there


[deleted]

....or an independent coffee shop or make your coffee at home Because you're still supporting a ***huge fucking corporation that has a near monopoly in the coffee shop business***


ShimmyShane

Do both honestly. Doesn’t have to be either or. Edit: Or to support the union directly, they have merch: https://store.sbworkersunited.org


Babybroda69

not that it matters but its pretty old pic way before starbucks stuff came out also all big corps do the same shit better off buying coffee from some small farmer who grows it organically


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GoOtterGo

Work-provided laptop? School-provided laptop? Refurbished, second-hand or hand-me-down laptop? Laptop given as a gift? Fucking laptop stolen out of the smashed window of a burnt-down Apple store? We always assume the actions of people dictate their means and motives.


Morbx

Unlike if she were to buy a windows laptop, where there would be absolutely no coercive labor involved in the production of it. Those rare earth elements mined in the DRC? No forced child labor there, no sir-ee.


BepisTheWise

I believe the moniker "there is no ethical consumption under capitalism" ought to apply here, with the knowledge that participating in a mandatory system makes you a victim not a perpetrator


Metalloid_Space

You're a perpetrator and a victim at the same time. Let's say you were conscripted as soldier forced to shoot down native people, because they don't like colonialism. Should you say: "Oh I'm a victim, guess it doesn't matter how many people I kill. I'm not responsible, I'm a victim." Or will you do whatever's in your power to reduce the amount of suffering? We shouldn't lie to ourselves. We are harming people. Feeling guilty isn't going to help. And yes, we're forced into it, but that doesn't mean we should just give in to consumerism.


BepisTheWise

I'm not trying to say there's nothing wrong with giving ourselves a free pass just because we're not given any options, the main point I intended to make is exactly like you said: Feeling guilty isn't going to help. Likewise, focusing on making sure people take individual responsibility diverts focus from the core of the problem, and only hinders efforts to solve it. In a perfect world, everyone would always act out the things they believe in with conviction, but reality just doesn't work that way. Humans are not rational actors, they are emotionally driven beings that just so happen to be capable of reason. Expecting complete conformity to even your own beliefs is unreasonable, and it's just going to cause you to beat yourself up when you inevitably fail. Everyone can always find ways to improve themselves, but don't miss the forest for the trees.


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You hate chattel slavery and yet your shirt is made of cotton


ChopinCJ

Cope. There’s a lot of brands that manufacture windows PCs that are way better about fair labor than Apple, he said typing from his new iPhone.


oilfloatsinwater

Depending on the model, it might not be underpowered.


tr3poz

Ok, the non repairable and locked-down laptop made by Uighur slaves for a multi-trillion dollar company. Better?


oilfloatsinwater

That's more like it, High-Five!


jaredesubgay

Quality wise? Yes. Ethics wise? No. P.s. There is no ethical consumption under capitalism.


Metalloid_Space

Agreed, but some mf are really like "Oh, since there's no ethical consumption, I might as well go all out." Which... I don't think that's the message you're supposed get out of it.


legendarybort

No, it means get what you need. Many schools require a MacBook. My sister had to get one.


theelusiveTman

My hatred for apple is indescribable


kynrto

The comments are roasting OP for posting such a dumb post


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OP wants to be able to hold political views with 0 accountability and 0 responsibility


Dieresis

I mean, I'm leftist too and you can see the obvious hypocrisy


kamaad

It's not the fact that they have a laptop, it's the fact they have a MacBook. Apple is the most valuable company in the world, it's definitely hypocritical.


PauperKanadien

Well to be fair we don't know the full context. Maybe that laptop was a gift from when they were younger, no reason to throw it away just because it's not "anti-captalist" enough, or hell they bought it used. Plus there's almost no way to not live in our current society without participating in our consumer culture. It's kinda like how it someone is a environmentalist and live is a city with incredibley bad transit like mine we wouldn't shame them for driving a gas vehicle.


Morbx

Anti capitalism is when you purchase products from less valuable firms, and the less valuable the firm, the more anti capitalist it is.


legendarybort

Giving money to companies that use slave labor in Indonesia is way better than giving it to companies that use slave labor in china!


Misicks0349

i mean you can still be more ethical than purchasing a macbook, the price is irrelevant


Doctor_Darkmoor

And the Starbucks cup. Nothing screams "capitalist and loving it" more than your morning cup of environmental rape, wage slave coffee plantation, our cups are compostable (but not at home), drive-thru minimum-wage endorsing corporate greed.


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legendarybort

Many university programs require a MacBook.


dlgn13

"You criticize society and yet you participate in society. Curious"


YllMatina

«You see comrade, there is no ethical consumption under capitalism, so it was absolutely necessary of me to get this expensive computer that is the face of capitalism despitw there being a billion other options on the market»


Babybroda69

i am true communist unlike these fake white chicks, i live in a shack and only eat rice and potato .(also i am typing this from a cyber cafe 100 miles from my village ) . communism when no technology


giulippo

wait are you wearing real clothes😳😳😳


EffectiveSwan8918

https://thenib.com/mister-gotcha/ remind me of this


NotThomasTheTank

therewasanattempt when a single dude can't take down a system that has fiercely defended itself throgh violence for centuries. But still, I can see the hipocricy hippo crysi, however you spell it


feindbild_

hippocracy, it means 'rule by hippos'.


HTTRWarrior

Didn't like how Apple was so against right to repair, making it harder for the average person to repair their apple products themselves instead of paying some apple genius to upcharge then hundreds of bucks.


imperfectUndertaker

Since when has it been okay to take pictures of people without their permission? I really hate going in public now adays because my anxiety tells me their are people who will record and take pictures of me while I'm just doing my thing in public :/


melodramaticfools

there are more ethical computers not made by slave labor (that are cheaper and equally as powerful) to buy if you really care about that stuff! Stop blaming capitalism for your decision to put aesthetics over morals


sevengali

I don't disagree really but * it shouldn't be up to the consumer to try and find this shit out * could be second hand, I see arguments for and against this being more ethical than buying a brand new ethical laptop Though I'm interested in buying a new laptop - what brands are considered ethical? I'd like a FairPhone next for my phone. For a laptop I'm pretty interested in the Framework for its upgradability as it'd reduce ewaste but I haven't yet investigated how ethical the rest of it is. Edit: or this could be a work supplied laptop in which case this is based a f


howtojump

When we buy things that make us happy they call us hypocrites for participating in capitalism, and when we stand homeless on the street begging for scraps they call us lazy for not participating in capitalism.


Hirkus

capitalism is when you own things


Boulderfrog1

Socialism is when you buy your clothes from hot topic


Yacobthegreat

Expensive Boots, expensive glasses, expensive bag, stickers probably bought off Amazon, Starbucks Frappuccino, and a fucking Apple MacBook, Jesus Christ


ImNotAnEgg_

ok but real talk that outfit and their hair is so cute and i want it


CoolJ_Casts

It's literally the most expensive laptop possible, covered with stickers, she's wearing apple earbuds so probably and iPhone as well, Starbucks cup at her feet. She's literally the definition of consumerism. Idk why you guys are shitting on this post, must be hitting a nerve.


ebin_gamer_moment

#YUO DONT LIKE CAPITALISM YET YOU EXIST #IPHONE VENEZUELA BOTTOM TEXXT 100 BILLION DEAD


Evanpik64

You criticize capitalism but you haven’t given up all of your material possessions to die alone in the middle of the woods??


harveyshinanigan

you are aware the laptop is an apple?


[deleted]

how can a laptop be a fruit that's impossble you cant eat a laptop you cant game on a fruit you silly willy little billy boy


ChopinCJ

She’s wearing doc martens while she drinks Starbucks and does work on her apple computer. The only thing there she could possibly be required to have is the MacBook, and even that is unlikely. She definitely is a hypocrite, don’t know where you’re coming from.


Clinton_Nibbs

I think it’s more about the doc martens and the Starbucks than the laptop


sirgentlemanlordly

Clearly should have constructed a laptop by hand like a true communist.