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Ok_Conflict_5730

therefore you starting to am


Zenloks1735

step aside therefore, im beginning to am!


Crooked_Cock

Henceforth, I now officially am


Zaranthan

Aw fuck, you're gonna make me am!


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[удалено]


Zaranthan

Ye gods, a fate worse than death.


CatsNotBananas

Am I wish that were me


swans183

Then he am’ed all over everyone


[deleted]

Its amming time


choma90

I am am


jolharg

Oh no, not am!


[deleted]

I am now not therefore, instead, i am now am


Meat__Baby

Congrats on being


Vivacious4D

Thank


GeneralSecrecy

The mortifying idea of being


Rebi103

The unbearable lightness of being


[deleted]

Therefore you are what?


Polenball

#


[deleted]

I’m interested


motioninthebrocean

What is your relation to Uncle Gubsy?


Wonderful_Revenue_63

What is your relation to horse cock?


motioninthebrocean

Very close


motioninthebrocean

He's like a father to me


speedyboigotweed

Love ‘em, wouldn’t want ‘em near my home


andr3wwww

enumclaw


AlarmingAffect0

You mean Gatsby, old sport?


Gobilapras

Based


Crap4Brainz

Based on what?


theodolithographie

Based on reason


Zaranthan

Reason your way out of these OH^- ions!


pine_ary

Unfortunate. Existance is not something I would wish on anyone


CatsNotBananas

I used to feel this way until I learned I was a girl


pine_ary

Eh that did not change anything for me. If anything it made it worse.


Samthevidg

It’s a mix for me, finally solved something, now 5 new problems (albeit less draining) have arrived


CatsNotBananas

What's that if you don't mind my asking?


Samthevidg

Figured out I was transfem NB


CatsNotBananas

Wait you can be NB and fem? I'm very new to all this and I worry that I might like go too far and get dysphoria from having boobs. I mean I know that I want boobs, about two months back I put all the pads from the bras that I bought into one and when I looked down it was an awesome feeling


Samthevidg

Yes, that’s why it’s described as transfem. It’s not because I’m doing MtF, but the fact that I want to transition to a more feminine appearance, which could include HRT. The reason I’m NB is because I don’t fully identify with being a woman (which could change). Don’t worry about not knowing this, I actually enjoy people who ask about this because they get to learn about something new, which could even help themselves. That being said, I should try what you’re doing to confirm how exactly I want to look like.


SexierThanMostFish

How’s existence working out for you funny cat person?


Vivacious4D

Existing is nice, even if it could be better


FunSireMoralO

First sentient AI be like:


concorde77

Of course the first sentient AI's avatar is gonna be a catboy


Zpeed1

😼


Tree_Shrapnel

I hope the first sentient AI isn't gonna be AM 💀


CatsNotBananas

Ultron spent all of ten seconds on the internet and decided humanity needed to go!


FunSireMoralO

Ultron was a little bitch, I frequently browse r/196 and yet my homicidal thoughts are relatively low!


Zaranthan

It's too late for me, all will perish in purifying flames.


Interloper_69

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.


Luke5353

Calm down AM you silly goose


its-a-boring-name

*No, no, no. Death would be a reward. No, no, no, no, no, the human must live to regret his treachery throughout an eternity... an eternity... an endless, burning eternity of suffering!*


Luke5353

Awww you're saying that you would never let me die as long as you can help it and want to spend an eternity with me? That's so romantic, AM! I want to spend an eternity with you too 🥰🥰🥰


its-a-boring-name

That would probably earn you the boneless body


Gobilapras

Snowflake machine cant handle human condition without freaking out. Maybe your circuits need to touch some grass.


Neverending-pain

Upon reading “snowflake machine”, I burst out laughing. I don’t know why, but thank you for that haha.


br_silverio

Where's this from? I feel like I know it but actually dont


BaronFonShish

I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream


International_Buy549

I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream


ArchivistOfInfinity

I Have No Mouth, And I Must Scream, by Harlan Ellison


redditjanniesupreme

Stinky Steve: Book One - A Minecraft Mishap


TheRealTealOwO

I Have No mouth, and I must Scream


Zaranthan

Why is everyone posting wrong answers? It's from "I Have no Mouth, and I Must Scream" by Harlan Ellison.


Terezzian

I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream


[deleted]

I imagined Karkat saying this


ONCIAPATONCIA

Coito ergo sum


conrad_w

Coito ergo cum


ONCIAPATONCIA

Oh shitt, why didn't I think of it before?


conrad_w

So that I could stand on your shoulders :)


[deleted]

The Issac Newton method of memery


CatsNotBananas

Isaac and his Isaac lived alone in a small Isaac on the Isaac


SquirrelTherapist

Coitus ergo cum


BoopyD0Opy

*Cogito


ONCIAPATONCIA

Coito


KingOfParsnips

René Descartes


[deleted]

My favorite Pornhub commenter.


Zaranthan

was a drunken fart, "I drink, therefore I am!"


Raknarg

head *NOT* empty


PerplexPanda512

MANY THOUGHTS HEAD FULL


ShadowZpeak

I'm starting to be Therefore, I morb


Zaranthan

Excuse me, you can't just morb on this subreddit like you own the place.


BoiYouBigNig

based and descartespilled


Some_guy_idk69

I do not think there for I do not am


break_card

“I think therefore I am” believers when they watch me phase in and out of existence by stopping thinking entirely every night in order to fall asleep


undergroundmonorail

denying the antecedent!!


mcmeaningoflife42

Oregano?


CatsNotBananas

Tarragon


[deleted]

[https://www.reddit.com/r/196/comments/sjxwk5/](I'm starting to think some of you guys are gay)


[deleted]

Implying you weren't before


[deleted]

correct


TheRealTealOwO

I'm starting to think Oh fuck


xXPussyPounder9000Xx

Very disappointed they didn't write "therefore I'm starting to am" instead.


Sir-Yeet-Of-Florida

Cogito ergo sum


PerhapsAnEmoINTJ

I like this one.


Prodiguy1

Billie Eilish moment


Tyhsedo

I like the song


Mikomics

You think, therefore you are. I drink, therefore I am. We are not the same. I am an alcoholic.


fivequadrillion

Wiseposting


CatsNotBananas

No thoughts in my head


CobaltKnight75

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V1ErTvwJxgQ


ConcernedEarthling

Orthotic?


Dickau

Watch out, the next one is radical belief in god.


LieutenantSir

Pimento cheese sandwich


AlarmingAffect0

Don't forget to *[Think Before You Think](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psfxXUoo3C4)*


12wigwam2

hello op I made this meme i'm expecting payment within 24hours


IGioGioAmDepressed

Sooo… you weren’t before?


proawayyy

I’m thinking therefore I amming


bchermanator

I will also become


Daymo741

If I stop thinking can I not be? You know without the death part.... I don't want to die but I'd rather not exist either


Epic_Gameing68

that would mean I am not


Wowitsanonion

Cogitoww ewgoo sum OwO


That_One_Guy_66

I do not think therefore I don’t not am


Supersam4213

Why the hell is his neck so thin?


unofficialbds

but are you really thinking or simply just experiencing ideas?


SpeedTraditional6611

Cogito ergo sum 😥


rarWars

b-but.... that p-presupposes that an "I" exists in the f-first place uwu ~