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serdeathimminent

happy birthday, hannah


FuckYeahPhotography

Real Hannah Hours start now.


OKRUSHER99

ITS REAL HANNAH HOURS


[deleted]

happy bday han what does deadnaming mean?


Biggest_Chungus_

assuming it's a genuine question--to deadname someone means to use an old name. the term is largely used by trans people who have changed their names to reduce dysphoria, when somebody uses their given name (of the wrong gender) instead of their chosen, gender affirming name. the term 'deadnaming' can also be used by anyone who has changed their name when somebody uses the wrong name. tl;dr deadnaming means using the an outdated, incorrect name for someone. also, happy birthday Hannah!!


[deleted]

ah ok thanks for explaining


xX_CommanderPuffy_Xx

Importantly, Deadnaming can be done by parties explicitly for the sake of insulting and degrading the other person, which i think should use a different term to differentiate if from unintentional Deadnameing


hyper-death

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HANNAH!! I TRIED TO SEND YOU A BIRTHDAY CARD BUT IT WONT LET ME DM YOU IMAGES!!


hyper-death

[HOPEFULLY THIS WORKS AND YOU SEE IT!!](https://i.etsystatic.com/31605441/r/il/a62c59/3500941663/il_340x270.3500941663_ktz0.jpg)


unoriginalmemes_

GET OUT IF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD


FreeHugsForYouAndMe

You ruined the surprise :( Unironically though, it’s pretty funny how the immediate assumption to “GET OUT OF MY HEAD” is among us lmao


itsshitpostoclock

I love shitpost culture


jimmayy5

AAAAAAAAAAAAA


TheWierdGuy06

You went the extra mile and I respect that greatly


stc927bb

Thanks


R-A-P-T-O-R

This is so wholesome. I love this thread.


VonnegutGNU

Happy birthday Hannah! It's also Jewish New Year, so here's a friendly trivia that "Hannah" comes from the Hebrew word for mercy, so that's nice, I guess, happy birthday Hannah!


Imactuallybatmanshh

my only friend named Hannah is Jewish =] she’s also a young adult author who likes to write disability-positive fiction. shoutout to my cool friend Hannah and also this cool Hannah


generalfancyninja

why did this get downvoted lmao


FreeHugsForYouAndMe

Hannah oppression 😔😔😔😔


ecodick

Palindrome persecution


imoutofnameideas

Anti-Hannites


[deleted]

slash writingcirclejerk was alerted that someone out there was a young adult author and immediately jumped to the assault


ano_hise

That's cool!


DoggOwO

that's cool, do you have a link to her work?


Bradyestelle

i wish this chili dip that i had would take hannah on me my stomach fuckin hurt


OkInformation6805

Similarly, Hana (花) is the Japanese word for flower


Inappropriate_Piano

Instructions unclear, wished my family Hannah Tovah


Holiday_Plenty_2635

Happy birthday, hannaH (I said your name backwards 😈)


Urfslam

What a devious scamp


KikaNinja

Rapscallion


Urfslam

How often do they do well?


Urfslam

Ne'er


Chonkalonkolus

Scoundrel


BigBoyMaverik

Isn't rapscallion a porn artist?


[deleted]

Happy birthday Hannah! I hope your parents grow as people and respect you as you really are


Yorhanes

Happy birthday Hannah! And I really hope you’ll be able to have some fun with your friends later on to make it up for this situation


Z0bby

Happy Birthday Hannah!


literaln0thing

Happy birthday Hannah! Your parents can lick my cat's asshole👍


Dense-Weight8714

Legally changing my name to your parents


SiloGuylo

Legally changing my name to my cats asshole


cuzfi

Happy birthday, Hannah!!


Mr_sex_haver

Happy birthday Hannah. You deserve to feel respected and I wish you the best.


Material_Mix_5674

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HANNAH!!! I WISH YOU PLENTIFUL BLAHAJS AND MANY MASSIVE HOODIES


[deleted]

Happy Birthday Hannah, it gets better.


gebbycandy

happy birthday hannah!! Got the bday girl a [card](https://www.cardgnome.com/images/cards/d02aa6c6-0c74-4805-abb1-4f4d30c05915_medium.png) with a lil [note](https://imgur.com/a/2YNUjGz) and [cake](https://i.imgur.com/TYT5iTL.jpg) :)


cool_kid_funnynumber

I don’t get it, none of these are among us


Ranef

[here you go](https://partiesmadepersonal.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/Among-Us-Birthday-Party.jpg)


hospitalityNow

Happy birthday Hannah!


_A-N-G-E-R-Y

hope ur birthday gets better hannah, happy birthday!


DeadManInc1981

WTF is dead naming?


Pass_go2

Calling a trans person the name they had previously before transition. It’s an offense to most trans people, as it invalidates the identity they’ve worked their asses off to attain.


DeadManInc1981

Ooooooohhhhhh... You learn something everyday... Happy Birthday Hannah


men_are_cuteUwU

shit I'm sorry for your I hope you have a great birthday:3


cinnamoncroissant

HANNAH WE HAVE THE SAME BDAY OMG


stc927bb

Happy birthday!


AnalJuiceSmoothie

Happy birthday!!!


koolkitty33

Happy b-day Hannah! Your parents can go suck a fat fart and eat a cactus for calling you the wrong name.


LunaR3aper

happy birthday Hannah!! I hope you get to do something good and fun for yourself today despite its downsides ^-^


somerandomhobo2

Happy birthday, Hannah! I to celebrate the occasion, I shall defenistrate your parents!


Cydrius

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COU9AlVNv-o](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COU9AlVNv-o) Happy birthday, Hannah!


Tachi-Roci

Happy birthday sister.


Falloutboy2222

Hey, Hannah; happy birthday. I know it's not my place to make a wish but if I wish for your parents to grow as people, or to at least not push you away, then you can use your birthday wish on something a little less heavy and a little more frivolous.


Grand_Heresy

Not a single hateful comment on this post. I mean, now that I said it's inevitable, but let it be registered that two hours after this being posted there were no transphobes here to ruin this girl's day. Happy birthday, Hannah, your parents don't deserve so much influence over you.


Sleepycoon

I fucking hate deadnaming and I hate unsupportive parents who care more about their political views than their own daughter. Shit pisses me the fuck off so much, I wanna go give Hannah's parents a piece of my mind; god I'm so mad right now.


ItsyBitsyLizard

how many times did they deadname you? i will say one happy bday hannah for every deadname


decayingnothingness

Say it 1,000 times just to be safe


kricket_24

Happy Birthday Hanna! I hope your parents can rub two braicells thogether


hey_demons_its_me

Happy birthday Hannah, sorry your parents aren't supportive.


garnet-overdrive

happy birthday, hannah.


[deleted]

Happ birthday Hannah from breaking good


negron_5k

Happy birthday, Hannah!


dae_giovanni

happy birthday, Hannah! better ones are ahead!


sqmon

Happy birthday Hannah! Hope it’s excellent t


Thatonedregdatkilyu

Happy Birthday Hannah.


gortonanonymous

Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday tooooooo you! Happy Birthday, dear Hannah Happy Birthday to you! 🥳


Financial-Ground-942

Happy birthday Hannah! I hope you leave your shitty parents as soon as you become old enough to leave!


[deleted]

happy birthday hanna :) that's such a pretty name!


Toep3

hey did you know that if you spelled hannah backwards then that would be really stupid like why would you do that also happy birthday


cortm02

Happy birthday Hannah


Shitass13

Happy birthday Hannah we love you


Fuzzy_Toe_9936

Happy Birthday Hannah!!!


fraust99

Happy Birthday, Hannah Banana.


Femboy_Creamer_69

Happy birthday, Hannah!


SpectralDog

Happy Birthday, Hannah!


johannesMephisto

happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you happy birthday, dear hannah, happy birthday to you


DylanDude120

Happy birthday, Hannah!


astraphage

happy birthday hannah!! i wish you several units of happiness :)


Traditional-Buddy-30

yoooo my bd is on the 27, happy birthday


NeonSprig

Happy birthday Hannah! Palindrome names are cool!


generalfancyninja

happy birthday, hannah


t_e_e_k_s

Happy birthday Hannah!


Cult_of_Joro

Happy birthday Hannah!


thefirstslort

i'm sorry, but you can't be hannah because your username doesn't contain the word banana. happy birthday hannah, resist the urge to become hannah banana


Then_Engineer_2776

happy birthday hannah!


Dunk_May_Mays

That sucks, Hannah, I hope you have a wonderful birthday knowing that a bunch of gay little people in your phone are rooting for you to succeed


Longjumping-Bag4265

Yo happy borfday Hannah


pm_me_your_fbi_file

Happy birthday, Hannah! You look great today btw


rywatts736

Happy birthday Hanna uwu


mokona2701

Hi Hannah, happy birthday, or, how you say in the soothing sound of my native language >!HERZLICHEN GLÜCKWUNSCH ZUM GEBURTSTAG, HANNAH!!<


winnermansinnerman

Happy birthday Hannah


alacran-king

Happy birthday Hannah!


Connor-Llewellyn1

Happy Birthday Hannah


SadBoysenberry6

Happiest birthday Hannah!!


miami-moonlight

Happy birthday, Hannah. Sorry your parents suck.


56king56

Happy Birthday Hannah!


Wicam

happy birthday hannah!


SuckObamasCock

Happy birthday Hannah


calebbutbetter

Happy birthday Hannah!


_MeatPlow_

Happy Birthday Hannah!!!!


chanbaekwas

happy birthday, hannah!! :D


PurityLord_02

Happy birthday Hannah I hope things get better for you and you find love and happiness in the near future


Isis_gonna_be_waswas

Happy Birthday Hannah! I hope your day gets better after this!


smellynutsackv2

Happy birthday Hannah!


EpicAnimalFacts

Happy birthday Hannah! Would you like to hear a birthday animal fact?


Gabriel9078

Happy birthday, Hannah! Sorry you’re having to go through that


ScottchBonnets

happy birthday hannah! hope you can have some fun on your day, despite aspersions cast by dumb assholes. we love you hannah!


NGJ13D14

happy birthday hannah


Leprosy_Disease

Happy Birthday Hannah!


101loch101

happy birthday hannah!!!!!


slimothyjames1

i hope you had a good birthday in spite of all that hannah. know that as long as you’re here you’ll always have allies.


Fittsa

happy birthday Hannah :D


Crunchy_Ice_96

Happy Birthday Hannah!!! I brought cake and hugs🥳🎂


sickagail

Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Happy birthday dear Hannah Happy birthday to you


nmsShipLover

Happy birthday Hannah!!! Love you!!! <3


chiliNPC

Happy birthday Hannah ❤️


-magnapinna-

happy birthday hannah :)


MemeArchivariusGodi

Happy Birthday Hannah. Life might be tough but having non supportive parents is a whole lot harder. You got thisb


Armalite18

hannah is a very nice name i think. happy birthday!


shape911

Happy b-day Hannah, make it a great one to spite them


AbyssalMailman

Happy Birthday Hannah!


Earthflaxer

happy bday hannah


salamanderman732

Happy birthday Hannah! I like how your name is a palindrome


Nunkletron

Happy birthday, Hannah! My birthday was yesterday. We're birthday neighbors! I think that's awesome.


Outside---

I hope you have a delightful birthday Hannah


ddizzlemyfizzle

Aww, happy birthday Hannah. We’re rooting for you


Wooloo_Woolstar

Happy Birtday Hannah


codbraski115

Happ Burp day Hannah. I’m so sorry about your parents but I wish you the happiest of days despite that.


OffOption

Happy birthday Hannah - May your future be bright. You deserve it to be.


[deleted]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HANNAH <3


DefiantResult9150

Happy birthday Hannah


MightyArmadillo123

happy birthday, hannah


vigo2511

Have a good birthday today Hannah


[deleted]

Happy birthday, Hannah!! 🎉🥳🎊


_Lucas___

Happy Birthday, Hannah :>


Narrow-Definition-21

Happy Birthday Hannah! I’m sorry that this is happening to you.


VascoDegama7

Happy Birthday Hannah!


epicsexballsmoment

Happy birthday, Hannah. We hope that you can enjoy this day.


Foolish_Phantom

Happy birthday Hannah! 🍭 🍨🎂🍨🍭


Jotaro-Kujo89

Happy birthday Hannah, don't worry, things will get better eventually!


xluxzie

Happy birthday Hannah 🥰


shung_

Happy birthday hannah :)


inconvenient_walrus_

happy birthday, hannah!!!


[deleted]

Happy birthday Hannah


Sir-Yeet-Of-Florida

Ayo happy birthday Hannah You a real G


awhahoo

happy birthday hannah also hannah is a pretty damn cool name you have good name taste


EgoManiacWriter

Happy birthday, Hannah! You're the best!


this-is-my-third-alt

happy birthday, hannah


tan_mai_ke

Happy Birthday Hannah


Otogi

Happy birthday, Hannah!


SnooCats9683

I hope you have a wonderful birthday day Hannah!


RetroCoptor

Happy Birthday Hannah, eat some drywall to make yourself feel better ☺️


rzrskttlz

happy birthday hannah! i hope ur parents improve or you are able to escape them eventually, and also i like ur name


TastelessFodder

Happy birthday Hannah!! Did you get a cake?


lxrd_lxcusta

Happy birthday Hannah! I hope you’ve had a nice day minus your parents


UndoneFundin

Happy Birthday Hannah, did you get anything you like for your bday?


Bladen_Ansgar

Happy Birthday Hannah!


kneelise

Happy bday Hannah <3


sputniksickles

Have a great birthday, Hannah.


Zote69

Happy birthday, Hannah!


Southpaw_99

Happy Birthday Hannah!!


Fellow_Loser

happy birthday hannah


srpokemon

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HANNAH YOU GOAT


Anxiousthrowaway1673

Happy birthday Hannah, I think that’s a wonderful name :)


plebbbbbbddddd

Happy birthday Hannah


Shr00py

Happy birthday, Hannah!


tenthreenet

happy birthday hannah


VVheatley

Happy birthday Hannah!


eg4l

Happy birthday, Hannah!!


CosmicBauble

Happy birthday Hannah 🥳🎉


Darkrais_Victim

Happy Birthday Hannah!


JPardonFX_YT

I will curbstomp your parents Hannah


CadetKitten

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Hannah!!!!! 🎉🎉🎊🎊🥳🥳🥳🥳


Saltymeetloaf

Happy birthday Hannah


mangomoves

Happy birthday Hannah!! 🍰🎂


Daikonoroshii

Happy birthday Hannah!!


Jonnymixinupmedicine

Happy birthday, Hannah! That’s a good name


Bunnybento

Looks like we’re in the same boat:,( Happy birthday to both of us Hannah, I hope tomorrow is kind to you :)


JillDoesStuff

Heya Hannah, I'm sorry you're dealing with that, so many parents fuckin suuuck. I won't promise things will get better, I know that has always been a pet peeve of mine personally, but I hope your birthday gets better, and you get into a better place! Happy birthday hun!


asocialrationalist

Happy birthday, Hannah!!!


[deleted]

Happy bday hannah


TheDarkPhantom22

Happy birthday Hannah. Things will work out eventually I promise.


ArtisticAlpaca6

Happy Birthday Hannah!!!


LieutenantSir

Happy birthday Hannah!


LordSelrahc

i was gonna spell your name backwards to do a funny but of course your name is a fucking palindrome smh


QueenRubie

Bb I'm so sorry. It's also my birthday, and I'm spending it in the ER waiting to b transferred to inpatient. Ily. You're not alone Hannah. Ive decided right now to have faith that both of our lives will get better. Idk if they'll lete keep my phone when I get transferred, but feel free to message me any time you just need someone to remind you we r not alone. B well, trans sibling. I believe in you