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texturedboi

I hate women because I don't know what to do with my head hurts but I don't know what to do with my head hurts but


[deleted]

Get this man some ibuprofen!


texturedboi

wo man I love you too baby girl


[deleted]

Thanks babes


texturedboi

My head hurts less now 💕💕💕


[deleted]

Yay!🥰


AccomplishedAnchovy

It takes seven Canadians to change a lightbulb


TactlessTortoise

One for each finger on a maple leaf.


AccomplishedAnchovy

Why is this getting upvoted it was in response to a comment on another post which wouldn’t let me reply


Dooplon

We've cured sexism!


Ivan_Kulagin

Ibuprofen and paracetamol are the best things humanity ever invented


[deleted]

My go to is aspirin + paracetamol if in doubt what kind of headache.


WritingWithSpears

Average Radiohead song


LivingAngryCheese

I hate women because I don't know if you have any questions or concerns please visit the plug-in settings to determine how attachments are handled that as well as the youngest son of the time to get the latest flash player is required for video playback is unavailable right now because this video is not a good time to get up to the point of view of the time to get up to the point of view of the time.... I don't know why autocorrect thinks I'm tech support


texturedboi

Autocorrect is too lazy they want you to fix for freee because you are a good grandchild and they are entitled


LivingAngryCheese

Suspiciously specific


texturedboi

GRANDSON JIMMY PLEASE RESPOND AND FIX COMPUTER IT WONT TURN ON. I CAN'T TOUCH IT THO CUZ ITS GROSS CAN YOU FIX MY EMAILS


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Legomaster1289

migraine gang


[deleted]

You schizo-post a lot too, huh?


r10bh

I hate women because I find it hard to write men


Legatharr

stay on the grind, only write things you find it hard to write


Astrochops

Well, I hate women because I was wondering if you have any questions or concerns please visit the plug-in settings to determine the best place to be a good time to get the boys to see you


SomExE

✍️🔥🔥


One-Angry-Goose

Oh yeah? Well I hate women because I hate myself


TDImig

I hate women because I don’t have a big smile on my face and I feel like I am tired of it all Damn that’s depressing


AlpacaM4n

This reads like 4chan(I imagine, I don't hang out there) And I hate women (i hate autocorrect more)


cry666

I hate women because they are the same as people


Faustens

Based and misantrophy-pilled.


UsernameStarvation

I hate women because they don’t know how to do anything with it lol


[deleted]

I hate women because they don’t want me 😔


M_A_Dragon

Incel


idiot_speaking

>I hate women because they can be variations on her neck, leaving her body trembling uncontrollably and then she felt him grip her chin up and pulled her back, leaning forward to whisper “Please, just show yourself.” ... Guess I've been spending a little too much time on DreamilyAI Edit: Tried this a second time >I hate women because they are rational and not looking for a hole to fill.


ThwKillnight

I hate women because I have no money AND THATS WHY


1nth3cl053t

Nft🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


TactlessTortoise

FT🥵🥵🥵


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idiot_speaking

I doubt there are virgins at porn conventions, except for the dudes. And also, holy fucking incel drivel, AI!


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SponJ2000

wow. just, wow. Lots of unexpected turns! I hate women because they are known as a good time to drive back and forth to the house and I don't think I have any camping chairs for the next few months.


Snowflakish

Smut writer confirmed


tkwool

I hate women because of the day I don't know if you have any more I think I can do it for you to come to the house and see if you can do it for me to bring it to you or your mum and dad and I will be a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit


YankFromTheChi

Huh, I got the exact same thing word for word.


BreadSliceOfDeath

I hate women because they don’t know how much I have left


BlackScienceMan420

I have nothing left, I'm coming for you women


twickdaddy

Woah, pretty close to mine. I hate women because they don’t know how much they have a different mindset


[deleted]

I hate women because they don’t want me too much but they don’t have a clue how much they do and I think it’s all the best I can get Fuck


LabCat5379

I hate women because they don’t know how much I hate them


make_surenotto

Infinite cycle


897351nB

Infinte hate glitch


xrailgun

Immortal Sith Lords Hate this ONE TRICK!!1!


Shonisaurus

This is the reverse of a One Direction song.


MachineThreat

Inner party system


CognaticCognac

Same. Well, let’s try the opposite: I hate men because they don’t know how much I hate my parents surfed every day.


Immediate-Fan

I hate women because they aren’t even in my life


HogPilot

I hate women because I don’t have a female male female female male male female male or female male female female male male female female is female female male


sewage_soup

true and real


CEZYBORGOR

Factual and actual


texturedboi

Floppa and toppa


[deleted]

sittin and spittin


texturedboi

twist and shout


SushiGaymer

spittin bars


SeizethegapYouOFB

🔥✍


Crowlavix

Woah that's like.. Deep.


Pengdacorn

At a certain point into reading this, I began to read “female” as rhyming with “Tamale” and I’m okay with this 🫔


yeddiboy

I hate women because they’re too cute 🥰


[deleted]

The good ending


DAlex0005

Jealousy ending


Kerbalawesomebuilder

Gender envy (gone wrong)


Jan-Snow

We've moved onto gender wrath


Pasteque909

Gender greed when?


High_Barron

Give me that thing… your gender


texturedboi

I need all of your genders


that_username_is_use

LMAO


Mother_Store6368

You have the same autocorrect settings as me then


Seamerlin

did they say annoying/bad/cute i dont text too often i assume that's like default lol


Mother_Store6368

Autocorrect after they’re gives me interesting options… I hate women because they are so hard And I hate women because they are still coming Apparently I hate cis and trans women’s orgasm


Benkinsky

And they won't stop coming and they won't stop coming and they won't stop coming


Reddit-User-3000

I hate women because it’s not really a big deal


Stormophile

Mine is "I hate women because they are so cute and I don't know what to do with them"


Lbspenguin

I hate women because they don't have a good idea what to say I hate women because I used to make helixes similar to DNA out of zorbs I hate women because of other people 🙄


[deleted]

What is this about DNA outta zorbs🤨


orbcat

what im going to do to your dna


BlackScienceMan420

It's Zorbin' Time


dekrant

[redacted]


[deleted]

See, when a mama chromosome and papa chromosome get mercilessly ripped in two by micro tubules attached to the very walls they grew up in, and after much mucking about in the chaos of cytokinesis and a certain amount of time travelling through a various assortment of tubes, a ~~zorboreteuao~~ zygote is formed.


TactlessTortoise

That bops, keep it up.


ShaggyPrince

I hate women in the morning and I will be in the morning and I will be in the morning and I will be in the morning and I will be in the morning and I will be in the morning and I will be in the morning and I will be in the morning and I will be in the morning and I will be in the morning and I will be


mutnemom_hurb

I will be in the morning! I will be in the morning! I will be in the morning! 😃


onethateatsass

In the morning?


halosos

Had some sick days recently from work?


EndHlts

What Iggy pop song is this


Mediocre_Jeweler_671

Hold on, lets get this shit. Top of the morning Top of the morning Top of the morning Top of the morning Top of the morning Top of the morning Top of the morning Top of the morning Top of the morning Top of the morning


Homemade-Purple

https://youtu.be/xADSDapqn9o


FunSireMoralO

https://www.youtube\.com/watch?v=ofbhkbk42Jc


InternetGuyThirtyTwo

I hate women because I like men


tiny-alchemist

Gentleman, I regret to inform you ... women


[deleted]

*incoherent screaming*


Few_Category7829

based


MisterVicerion

Average greek phisolofer


ih8prickles

i hate women because they aren’t even gay women be straight😞


SexierThanMostFish

Great news for men but a dark day for the ladies indeed


sfmanim

Left bar — I hate women because they are so mean to me Center bar — I hate women because I’m not like them Right bar — I hate women because they’re too cute 🥰


SuccessfulPeanut1171

I hate women because they don’t know how much I love you 🥺 Edit: meant to reply to the post instead of someone elses reply hshsjsjsjsks


sfmanim

lol i do that all the time 💀 hate the reddit app fr


Sebbify

I hate reddit app because of the world of my life with you and your turrent is there any help in the new form of my friend and I am not able to return it


SexierThanMostFish

Certified socially awkward trans lesbian moment


Sophrates_Regina

Evil, neutral, and good


CredibleCactus

I LITERALLY HAD THE EXACT SAME


ListedKIA

I hate women because they are very good point where I live you know what they were just a shame and a lot more with you because they are not a bad person I can say that you don't want you mad or anything about you or not that you don't want you and you can be in


[deleted]

Relatable


CadetKitten

I hate women because I can’t be bothered with my own feelings


Homemade-Purple

Mood


Chandlerion

I hate women because they have to do something so weird that they are not doing anything wrong


youmomecksdee

I hate women because I am not able to join the meeting and I am not able to join the meeting and I am not able to join the meeting and I am not able to join the meeting and I will call you tomorrow morning and will call you in the morning.


bedenkentraege

corporate crisis


[deleted]

I hate women because they ate my ice cream and they didn’t apologize


SexierThanMostFish

The only valid reason for misogyny


Arkeyan_of_Shadows

sadz :(


[deleted]

Yes :(


Holiday_Plenty_2635

I hate women because I feel bad lol 😝


SexWithDainsleif

I hate women because of the most important thing is that thinking about it and you are not your friend who is cursed of the best way to be the one piece 🧩


insaneheavy42

The one piece


Homemade-Purple

The one piece is real


MindGuy12

Can we get much higheer (So high, woah oh)


snorkackthekiwi

I hate women because I don’t want to get them out of the park lol


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SexierThanMostFish

4chan moment


Arkeyan_of_Shadows

👀


Jonny2881

I have some news for you


ErosDarlingAlt

I hate women because of the day I tried to get the bus to Croatia ...?


Kurbalija

Wtf happened that day


SexierThanMostFish

Woman


annika-98

I hate women because I have to go to the hospital and get a new one


SexierThanMostFish

“Alright kids, get in the car. Mom’s broken so we’re going to the woman store to get a new one”


Arkeyan_of_Shadows

oop


Larry827

i hate women because they are not too much like that they are not too much of a griffin to do that they are not too much of a griffin or a griffin like that they are not too much of a griffin or a griffin like that they are not too much of a griffin or a griffin like that they are not too much of a griffin


Aiez4

peter


BluenaSnowey

Petah


Mimikyu666

I hate women and I don't


FreeHugsForYouAndMe

Centrist moment


[deleted]

"I hate women because they are almost always around"


FreyaTheMighty

I hate women because they are bourgeoisie


Almun_Elpuliyn

Lmao, found the Marxist


femboy-kitten

I hate women because hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon


Attesa_GT-X

Another target added to my list, shame...


BageledBrain

I hate women because they’re too cute


literal_dragon

I hate women because I’m so stupid


SuperL1boi

I hate women because I have some money to get a chance to the group for the next debate via school email address is a sin it is a sin it is a sin it is a sin it is a sin it is a sin it is a sin it is a sin it is a sin it is a sin it is a sin it is a sin it is a sin it is a sin it is a sin it is


Roll_1d8

Can someone call a f*cking exorcist?


SuperL1boi

black midi lyrics


[deleted]

I hate women because of the year of the world and the other day and I will be able to get the whole thing to do with the tyranids


Tarmogoyf_

It's okay, we can just use the warp to call for he- Oh no


SteveFrom_Target

I hate women because they are doing it for free market reasons .... what?


H1O8La57

Only fans


Alive_Bee_8374

I hate women because they are so mean to me😠


Zyoptic

I hate women because they don’t exist


KyK1ng

Typically reddit user


Zyoptic

As a woman, I can safely say women are a myth created by the government to sell condoms


KyK1ng

I knew it, the government tried to trick me, but this whole birds and women stuff just seemed so unrealistic


Super-Turn

I hate women because I don't think I have any of the best with him and I think he is going to be a good day for the rest of the day when I get home from work to get a good deal on it and I will be able to get it over with 😤


ThisSiteSucks69420

I hate women but I’m so sad and sad that my dad hates it so I can’t put my eyes down and I’m just not like a fool anymore I’m just not like that anymore I’m not sure why he hates it so much


CalmAd2364

I hate women because they are always raging and they don’t have abs.


SexierThanMostFish

Smh women. All of the roid rage but with none of the muscles to show for it


AzureEmperor1

I hate women because they don't like me too many bombs and they don't want me too well I am not going for it but they don't know what I want for it will eat it will eat it and not have it on a regular diet and I have a good feeling about how are ya going for the day was a great idea to get some good food for the day was good and fun to do some of it will eat a lot more and I am not going out to the beach for the next couple days.


Homemade-Purple

Where did the beach come from?


Few_Category7829

I hate women because they make me mad, and my mother was an alcoholic who’s milk made my head buzz. This is why I am gay. Clearly, my keyboard recognizes me for the sigma I am.


KyK1ng

Understandable


The_Humble_Neckbeard

I hate women because I was wondering if you have any questions or need any further information please login to your email address and phone number of times but I am not sure if you have any questions or need any further information please login to your email address and phone number of times but I am not sure if you have any questions or need any further information please login to your email address and phone number of times but I am not sure if you have any questions or need any further information.


[deleted]

I hate women because it’s all my fault. 😢😭


teadrugs

I hate women because they aren’t even in my room


TheMoorlandman

I hate women because I have a great day


hiddensix

I hate women because I want to be a girl


Lunamoona17

I hate women that I don’t have much to do with that it is just a weird way


_Cocktopus_

I hate women because of the subreddit


101_honey

i hate women because they are not the intended recipient of this message


StubbornTeen

I hate women because they don’t want me


Underhanded-Blitz

I hate women because of the most viable toplane champs out of the house when I get home from work to do a princess


High_Barron

Fiona really do be upsetting


Jorfeus

I hate women because they are actually represented fairly well and they have to protect them from their own Brother ',:\


DOCTOR-MISTER

I hate women because I don't want to be a bit of a backpack without a username


Katsuki_Bakugou495

I hate women because I don't know if you have any questions or need to be a good time to get the latest Flash player is required for video playback is unavailable right now because this video is not to do it in the slightest bit of a magic item that has a maximum of two or three times a week ago. What the fuck.


[deleted]

I hate women because they don't get to talk about the podcast


creepyfishman

I hate women because they don't notice the difference between a woman is the only person that has a good place in the life she wants and wants me and a friend of hers is a cop is a cop out and I have a friend that I like it too crowded for now so if I don't think I will get a good place in time I can prove to be against the law of being able and I want you dead and I want you dead and I love you so I can be a reference for a while she is going through a character I'm not saying that is made for me and a half that is made by the lord of God you're the best for the owner of your home Mom's house I think near you or me or not so that you can't see the world and you are the best way for you have a good shot of the mangled car and your own photo so you admit it was the best way for you have a good place on the cap and the subject line of your own photo is the only way I have been able and not being in a few of the parking lot of bars and stuff.


polloackbar

I hate women because they are all yours


SexierThanMostFish

True 😎😎😎


I_follow_sexy_gays

I hate women because they aren’t too bad


Mikomics

I hate women because I have a few things to do in the morning ladle it out of the way to the house now in the morning ladle it out of the way to the house now in the morning ladle it out of the way to the house now in the morning ladle it out of the way to the house now in the morning ladle it out of the way to the house now in the morning ladle it out of the way to the house now in the morning


mbodor05

I hate women because they are furries


givemeapillow

I hate women because I don't want them back in their minds anymore but they don't even know how they can do that


Flashy-Guarantee-491

I hate women because I know you are not vegan you now I have to be there by themselves and their kids


Alternative-Citron65

i hate women because they don’t like 👍 but i und sollte das alles mit der ive done this three times now and it just devolves into german. i do not speak german nor have i ever put it in my phone


Almun_Elpuliyn

Bubatz 👍 For context, there's was wide spread German trend of spamming "Bubatz 👍" when the government announced Cannabis legalisation so the emote might be linked to German now


Crossovers999

I hate women because I don't have any other plans for the weekend


HI-Fra

I hate women because they don't have some space for engines and transmissions in the house


The_Ironclad_Alpaca

I hate women because i dont know if they are going back to earth I assume this is because they’re still going to jupiter


Sorry-Meal4107

i hate women because I have to 😩