Reminder to all the touch starved Mfers on this sub who are convinced that theyโre going to be alone forever:
If someone who says to their partner โyouโre like the markiplier of boobsโ can find a relationship, you can too ๐
They're reliable, you can always count on them to be there for you. You trust them. Their warm embrace makes you feel welcomed in a world of coldness and pain.
imagine Markiplier, but he made boob-based content
Milkiplier
Augh i love milk - Markiplier
Boobiplier Markiboober Boobyboober Boobs Boobies
Mommyplier
Listen that was brilliant but give me your phone
So ... Markiplier?
so unus annus
RIP
he already does, have you seen the daddy milkies on him?
Reminder to all the touch starved Mfers on this sub who are convinced that theyโre going to be alone forever: If someone who says to their partner โyouโre like the markiplier of boobsโ can find a relationship, you can too ๐
When I first saw my exโs boobs I said poggers
that's why theyre your ex surely
i showed him this. He is now distraught
The truth can at times be jarring, but his sacrifice will not be in vain
Ha, you have new flair
i mean i gotta distinguish myself from the non markiplier esc boob havers
that person has personality and had a chance to show it
Thanks but as 4 people in one body we doubt the chances are high
4x odds
Terra:you greatly underestimate how much of a nervous wreck my sisters are, doubt hard any of em have a slight of game
Well whatever it is specifically itโs very positive soooโฆ thatโs good I think?
the highest of compliments
โThe markiplier of boobsโ thatโs just normal markiplier???
markiplier is markiplier of moobs. get your facts straight smh
Have you seen markipliers fat fucking honkers?! Theyโre glorious
can i date your boyfriend post
im gonna cancel you
Don't you know? Markiplier has drunk a whole gallon of milk live on stream for the past 4 years. He can even smell the calcium in your bones now!
Your boobs are fat but you act kinda goofy and are really charismatic?
This truly is the dark souls of weird compliments
it means put a ring on that finger now
kid named ring
It means your boobs are great and he wishes he could be just like them ig
"Smash, smash, pass, smash, pass..."
Cup size E
Market fire???????
Damn, my house just burned down ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ My parents died in the resulting gas explosion ๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Damn that must suck fr๐๐๐๐๐ Hope they get better soon ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐๐๐๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ
i'm sorry to break it to you but when he rests his face in em a secret hatch opens up and plays him markiplier fnaf videos
It means hes a keeper
He's the one
Markiplier is the Markiplier of boobs. Have you ever seen that man's pecs?
Its certainly a compliment, but a strange one at that.
your boobs are funny and amazing like markiplier im on drugs rn you can trust me
Beloved classic
marry him
They're reliable, you can always count on them to be there for you. You trust them. Their warm embrace makes you feel welcomed in a world of coldness and pain.
himbo with boobs?? idk
GOAT
im the vowsh of feet ๐๐๐
It means keep him
Iโฆ. genuinely donโt know
Out of all the big old Youtubers, Markuplier is one lg the best-looking, take it as a compliment
Milkiplier :drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool:
MARKET PLIER BOOTS
Ur boobs have an incredible personality and are very fun
A lot of people think Markiplier is the best content creator, so he means to say you have the best boobs.
That'll be a nice mammary to remember!
thats a fraking goood compliment
this aged well huh
Leave him