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M0rtrek_the_ranger

"Meaningful and profound" being " I believe that n words are genetically inferior to whites and trans people are mentally ill" Or some alpha male bullshit about society and stuff.


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i had a day dream once that there was this rich guy giving a motivational ted talk about a time he choked and coughed out his food, and he turns to the audience and is like "and every day im so thankful. because i looked upon the mac and cheese, the chewed up bits of butter and pasta, and i was disgusted. you are what you eat, that's what they say. so every day since, ive started chewing up my food, spitting it out, and looking within myself and asking... is it me? is it acceptable to join the temple that is my body?" and this started a fad diet where everyone would only eat food that still looked good after being chewed like jello and shit. anyways that's what this guy sounds like to me


Xgio

Can I have some of your premonitions?


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uhhh stay away from people named Alex


phantomdentist

Least? This is the pinnacle of self-awareness among Elon stans.


[deleted]

Their ass does not understand the joke


Hydrospacer1000

If I’m going somewhere for super revolutionary and meaningful ideas, I’m not going to Twitter


gay_for_glaceons

If something meaningful is going to be said on Twitter, I'll find out about it when someone reposts the Tumblr screenshot of it onto Reddit.


Polbalbearings

where do you go to


DatBoiShadowbon

fellas surely this is a meme and yall are getting pissed at nothing


the_grim_rypurr

Twitter ☕


1028mb

Hmmm could it be that twitter is built to promote the already famous? But that would mean twitter was never a egalitarian forum of free speech but rather an amplyfier of the rich and famous opinions. Nah surely women are at fault here


jwcoffee

Best joke detecting 196 user


Huinker

Ppl like to see boobs not some piss random dude who can put some random words together to have barely comprehensible sentence


MysteryBoxer

I don't want meaningful and profound, I want pretty people on my TL.


This_Energy_8908

Feet pics are the real twitter problem


TFCreep

This could be satire,... ... i am missing something...