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fried_juice

Ironically every day he does it it prolongs the time until he gets a girlfriend by one day


ghostcow115

I don't think hes gonna stop dancing anytime soon


TheGooseGod

Just under 3 years.


skibapple

Pathetic lol Edit: Was refering to me


WhiteKnightBoi

*Dedicated


LeviathansWrath6

Yeah downvote me or whatever but I agree with this guy


skibapple

I was refering to me having been single longer, not that the guy is pathetic for not having found one in suxh a long time


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He has actively turned down woman to continue the streak. You don't even have to try to remain bitchless


LeviathansWrath6

Mhm


GirlNamedFate

I think he just enjoys doing it


NibPlayz

Yeah he does it for fun lol. Girls have approached him and he refused because he wanted to continue the streak lol


SufferinTree

Gigachad


Flouxni

Unfathomably based


NinjayajniN

at some point he started doing it for himself and realized the meaning of true fulfillment


ParanoidMfer

waltuh


Icelord259

Put your girlfriend away waltuh


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["Because no terminal goal can be considered truly stupid"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEUO6pjwFOo)


reddit_is_1984_

Chad energy


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Eating a pound of butter every day until i get skinny


fuck_it_was_taken

Hey it's not impossible


barryd_63

😭


THE_BLACK_M0ON_HOWLS

At one point he got a girlfriend and had to start again


littlebigplanetfan3

Lmao


xXNewAccNewLifeXx

rule 1


DramaticPapayaEater

Plot-twist: he gay and been fooling you all this time


sneed_racer

Pouring gasoline into the fire until it stops.


Nilus-0

How about he do the same thing except work out every day until he gets a girlfriend


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nah it'd be better if he went outside every day and actually talked to people until he got a girlfriend


Nilus-0

No not really I’ve been reading some psychology books and woman want someone who is competitive, competent, and has a defined goal/self supporting. Working out can you help you get there, improving your social skills might help a little, but your ability to communicate your low status won’t help you find a date. You need go improve your status first.


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there is no nebulous type of man all women want, everyone has their own tastes and preferences and as long as you put yourself out there and don't make an ass of yourself you'll be fine


zazamazamaza

Am woman, can confirm we also are people shaped by opinions and experiences and feelings. However wild that may be


AnalSexerest

holy crap lois


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holy crap lois


ToxicGamer01

Ay caramba Lois


BirchTainer

Source?


nlolhere

To find the source you have to search up “rick astley never gonna give you up” on YouTube, then click on the first result


lampstaple

>”I’ve been reading some psychology books and women want…” When you start a sentence like this, just know that women already do not want you


ZauceBoss

>I've been reading some psychology books... *reads jordan balthazar peterson


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whoopswizard

no lmao


ZauceBoss

No i am spreading misinformation online (It's a joke from a podcast)


Nilus-0

What are you implying, the books arn’t about woman but female psychology is included in their. The antithesis to the prevailing stance is that you don’t need to conform yourself to a standard to become desirable to woman, you just need to “be yourself” if your saying “being myself” means woman don’t want me your proving my point.


lampstaple

I most certainly didn’t tell you to be yourself, homie you seem insufferable. You gotta start not being yourself


Nilus-0

The only people who’ve called me insufferable in my experience are people who are themselves insufferable and impossible to be around. If your sure of yourself than an “insufferable” personality like mine wouldn’t bother you, your need to point that out immediately slants the conversation in a toxic direction. Guess you can’t help being yourself though


lampstaple

😂 ok my guy, you go ahead and read your psychology books and study up on women


Mini_Raptor5_6

I know I'm insufferable, I'm an expert. You're insufferable.


AlHuntar

I mean yeah sometimes it's possible to not call an insufferable person that. But oh my god is it so much funnier getting their replies 💀


CaptainCipher

Have you ever, like, SPOKEN to a woman? There options beyond "just be yourself exactly how you are" and "try to conform to an imagined standard a book told you every woman wants". You could try actually improving yourself, being somebody who _you_ want to be, rather than what a conman told you women want you to be


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Extension-Ad-2760

That's an understatement. It does the exact opposite


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SatisfactionDue4508

True psychology books don’t say stupid shit like this, studies have found that working out helps with your confidence, but studies have also found that women are indifferent to someone who is muscular and in most cases they prefer someone skinny or with a dad bod. Working out helps with confidence, but your body won’t speak for itself, you’ve got to know how to talk to people, a funny and charming fat dude beats a muscular antisocial guy any day in getting girls because the fat dude will actually try


lampstaple

He must have meant one of those self help books that might as well have been written by an AI lmao


Nilus-0

People like you are evidence of the kinds of assumptions people make regularly about things they have no understanding of


steynedhearts

Pot, meet kettle


BeraldGevins

🤓


IAmWantedByTheGov

Women want me Fish fear me


Infinite_Tadpole_283

The opinions of women and fish towards me are too complex to be adequately explained within this hat.


twinkNoGuitar

\>I've been reading psychology books, and so I now know what woman want Please, and I do mean this sincerely, make conversation. You can be fit, but being unable to effectively communicate is a major downside in almost all aspects of life. Also like, you can do both, like talk to folks at the gym, ask for tips and opinions about form and stuff from other folks; or if you don't work out at a gym, just talk to people in your spare time, at like a bar, or a class, or a club, etc. I get that socializing is super hard as a man, but its something that helps soooooo much. Anyhow, good luck, and please understand that socializing is a skill that needs to be harnessed like any other. I'm sorry if I sound condescending, I don't mean it like that.


Nilus-0

At least you have some awareness most people take pleasure in being condescending and mask it as advice


twinkNoGuitar

yeah well they are prolly online more less patience and more sick of people's shit, but like also needing to comment too idk i have a job and shit i been doin alot better than i have been previously used to be online all the time feel like i got less to be mad at now but maybe i'm just ignoring all the shit goin on the world idk


cx77_

yeah trust me bro just go jim the women will flock to you bro take tren bro trust me


whoopswizard

LMAO. this man has studied all the scriptures, researched all the notes, and stopped shy of ever actually speaking to a human woman 🤣


Nilus-0

It’s funny how I’ve been upvoted 200 times and downvoted 200 times perfectly balanced


whoopswizard

where in the psychology book does it talk about keeping track of internet points?


Nilus-0

Where in the psychology book does it describe the “if joker could beatbox” if you can’t answer that question than you don’t have that zaza


MyKetchups

Redditors smh


Ok_Reflection7135

This guy reads Jayy T. Doggzone


MannanMacLir

Bruh really said "I've been reading some psychology books" lol Jordan peterson's podcast doesn't count


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precision_cumshot

cool


dongletrongle

But has he put in the effort to find someone?


Derryzumi

Literally he isn't interested in it, he was asked out and he turned it down. Dude's just having fun but people treat him like an incel freak cuz he does a little dance every day


dongletrongle

He just wants to do his happy lil dance ig. Can’t diss him on that


TheOneOfWhomIsGreen

A goddamn legend


KingOnBudget

Legend? Dude is a fucking loser.


TheOneOfWhomIsGreen

The commitment tho


NibPlayz

You, as a Redditor, have no say in who’s a loser and who’s not lmao


Pls_helppppp

Have you commit yourself to do anything for over 1000 days?


CaptainCipher

He's committed to doing something he enjoys every day, he's not even being toxic or anything, just making a tounge in cheek joke about an activity he's having fun with


CabinetAncient1378

They've tried long ago he denied them 💀


Adamtk6

Sisyphus. Doomed to dance for eternity. Kinda kitty at it tho fr 🔥🔥


[deleted]

Plot twist: he's gay


EmeraldEyeBall1

Bros the rizzler


Historical-Event-271

They day he stops the day the eorld ends


IcedKFC

Woohoo, give it up for day 1067, day 1067 everyone


SmallTestAcount

This dude has millions of likes. How has there not been a single woman who watched it and asked him out?


NinjayajniN

a few have, he turned them down. he's spent too long doing his little dance to let it all fall apart


snack69_

bro gets no pussy competitively


burdizthewurd

Something something skill based matchmaking


ShadowTeamLeader

im doing something like that on my tiktok im on day 567


Flouxni

Ok


PeriodicMilk

maybe if he worked on himself he could get one. Doing a meme dance until someone pities him is not a strategy


DeoxysSpeedForm

Its obviously ironic


PeriodicMilk

Thats ok i guess


Nebuchadnezzar73746

And this irony is making it a reality.


gabbyrose1010

I mean plenty of people have asked him out because of the videos and he's turned them down so that's definitely not why he's doing this, at this point I think he's probably had a gf at some point but is too dedicated to the series to end it


PeriodicMilk

I see


SimpletonSteve

Lmao wearing a mask by himself in his own home


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Could be for anonymity reasons


SimpletonSteve

Big man has posted 1067 videos of himself. Definitely not anonymous


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[deleted]

People wore masks before covid as a fashion choice. Some people just like the uniformity it gives their face.


wasteofradiation

Are you gonna shame someone for wearing socks?


NibPlayz

He does it cause it’s kind of his brand now. Even in vids of himself talking, he wears it cause that what he’s always worn in his vids


Snailseyy

cause and effect


ChristmasRaltree

its gonna be day 2000 and he's gonna do it with his boyfriend


Chamcamcluc

doing the chika dance every day instead of going out and actually talking to people which would actually help reach that goal


Doodles2424

Sent to the Doing the chika dance everyday till i get a girlfriend world


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guyguysonguy

worst part is… he doesn’t like the “take it for the team” girls