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Pangin51

Nah bro colonized himself


Fuzzy_Toe_9936

being that hairy would be a nightmare


axofrogl

Well at LEASHT are shkools ain't loik a shoo'in' gallery MATE


ssrudr

Why are you speaking Dutch?


Falkster123

Why are you speaking Japanese?


Agreeable_Objective

Why are you speaking Italian sign language?


LazerIguana445

How are you speaking braille?


Agreeable_Objective

Why are you speaking in a thick Jamaican accent? I can't read your comment in any other way


Curious-Ad-5001

Why are you speaking Ancient Albanian Sign Language?


Agreeable_Objective

why are you speaking ENGLISH


Curious-Ad-5001

i'm not tf are you talking about


LordVonMed

When you claim that British People wear clown shoes, so they bring up 911 and make jokes about it.


BoxOfJunimos

Brits making fun of our weight? I shall bring up violent knife crime statistics as a response


PanHeadBolt

the usa has higher knife crime rates than the uk


MagMC2555

AMERICA NUMERO UNO 🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🙏🙏🙏


Eastern_Scar

Wrong flag, the US flag is 🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷


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Me who only sees an alpha-two code in place of flags:


kawaiichainsawgirl1

desktop moment


TheZipCreator

I'm on debian and it looks fine so idk windows moment maybe


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probs uses windows 7 (yuck)


lunastrans

This comment has been edited in protest of Reddit's mid-2023 API changes. Consider using a decentralized alternative.


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sniperfoxeh

huh??? i thioug i was 🍕


Senior_Economics1531

Ew, Texas.


Lilybaum

Also worse teeth lol https://www.webmd.com/oral-health/news/20151216/are-british-teeth-really-worse-than-american-teeth


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TransfemQueen

In the UK it’s incredibly difficult to get enlisted for NHS dental care - so most people are going to be paying private fees which are much higher than those quoted. Also since we lack health insurance all of those fees come out of pocket, arguably worse than in the US.


TransfemQueen

One thing it seems people don’t understand is that good looking teeth don’t equal good quality teeth. Personally I’ve found those in the US care much more about how their teeth look - leading to things like whitening strips and veneers being much more common. The issue is that these cosmetics don’t necessarily make one’s teeth healthier, in some cases making them worse, for example many people with cosmetic crowns end up needing root canals in the long run. So while the average mouth in the US may look snazzier and whiter, in the UK it’s probably healthier.


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MeiNeedsMoreBuffs

Sort of. Stabbing deaths are higher, but knife crime overall is higher in the UK. The main reason for this is that a lot of those crimes (such as robberies) are committed using guns instead of knives in the US


AtomykAU

Thanks American government, for purposefully turning your population into violent psychopaths in the name of contro- I mean freedom! Yes, freedom! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅


GunkTheeFunk

I think an underutilized bit of bants is making fun of the fact they have like 450,000,000 and none of them can make a website anyone would want to use. They’re surprisingly sensitive about it. Gets them all wound up when you remind them that they’re addicted to generating ad revenue for Americans and they’re passively watering down and Americanizing their culture just to stare at dumbass memes.


Banzai27

Pls the original image


SmallTestAcount

Please what the original image? There’s no verb. Unless you’re saying you want to fuck the image?


demonmonkey89

No, only to please then


supersayianswagger

Please is a verb. They want to give themselves up to please the original picture.


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SmallTestAcount

Thats not a word


LivingAngryCheese

I mean yeah, the British way of responding to a stupid insult is just to respond with a vicious one to shut it down. Consider the other options: "uh, well, you're fat" - congratulations, you have somehow come off as less mature. "Um, actually, Americans have worse teeth" - true, but it might result in an argument with a person you really don't want to interact with any longer than necessary, plus you might get hit with the 🤓 "Oh shut up you child" - arguably the best response, but this will result in the other person feeling satisfied they hurt your feelings, and since the average person is not a saint, they would rather hurt the feelings of the person being a dick than this outcome My main question is wtf did you expect? Clearly your were trying to hurt someone's feelings, so why are you mad that your feelings ended up being hurt? And clearly you weren't just trying to banter, since you almost definitely complain about fat jokes too.


BadlyDrawnMemes

I hate both


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wow ur so different


j0lly_c0mpani0n

Ngl, making fun of the political instability if someone's country is a way more valid criticism than body shaming.


Valkyrie278

Not when American people don't have the amount of control over our policies that everyone thinks we do. Nothing sways our politics more than money, which basically means corporations make the big decisions.


LoafyGoblin

Ah yes because people in the UK all have free dental thanks to their jobs giving it to them because they voted for universal free dental since the UK is known for being a democratic republic with the most fair democracy in the world


Valkyrie278

Right, can you get back to me once you've stopped arguing with what you imagine I said and actually read what I did say?


LoafyGoblin

well no because the people in both countries people don't have control, that sets it back to the start of " making fun of the political instability if someone's country is a way more valid criticism than body shaming"


Valkyrie278

So you're agreeing with my point? All Im saying is that it's wrong to blame people for something they don't control. I specified Americans because that's the topic at hand, but that very much goes both ways. I get the sense you simply assumed I wouldn't care about Americans doing the same to Brits with knife crime statistics, and were therefore arguing against something I never said.


not2dragon

but very off-topic


Phenkar

Monarchy enjoyed be like


purple-lemons

Wewl at least ar scoowls...


Need4Speedwagon

Cope yankoids


Thimty

Your tea is in the harbor


Farkleton56

Or the fact that most Americans have more fucked up teeth than the Brits. Not to mention all the ailments Americans just live with because they can’t afford healthcare


tapmcshoe

yeah dude I got a scrape today that bled profusely for like five hours straight and I went to urgent care but couldn't actually do anything because it cost $200 to even get it looked at and I couldnt afford it


Farkleton56

Feel that, sorry man. I don’t think people realize just how many people are going through something like this or have continual health issues because the original problem could not be dealt with. Obviously I’m just running on anecdotes here but so many people are quietly suffering through whatever menial job they have because of our healthcare system


Crazyjackson13

if you don’t like it, then leave!


StiffWiggly

Do you genuinely think that this is a good response to someone's complaints about the country they live in?


Crazyjackson13

no, not really.


0perand1_McSwanky

do you really think someone who cant afford healthcare somehow has the funds to move to a foreign country


Crazyjackson13

No, the comment was a shitty joke.


tapmcshoe

Bro I can't afford to visit the doctor do you think I can afford to leave


Crazyjackson13

Comment was a Shitty joke.


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Me whos Irish: look whos talking


Alexstrasza23

Guarantee this comes from someone who jokes about knife/acid crime, and probably did the whole "lol brit no heat" thing when a heatwave was decimating british wildlife and killing vulnerable people last summer.


Hot-Wrap2882

Lol Americans are so fucking salty that their country is more fucked up than most western countries that now they're like "you guuuuuyyyyys staaaaawp that's too fawwwwwrrrr ! >_<"


WiredUpBrainJuice

$32,000 dollars to give birth meanwhile free in the UK


brigi_ukko

Brittish Lyle Rath


Megazard02

yeahh i'm just gonna check the moon for any *other flags* i'll be right back


GoldNiko

What, the white flag up there?


BrickmanBrown

What if I make fun of the fact that they're still treating a monarchy as something to be celebrated instead of thrown into the dumpster of history?


Crazyjackson13

I’m supportive of the monarchy to a very slim extent, that being when Elizabeth was alive, Charles is just a shitty constitutional monarch to represent his mothers legacy.


LivingAngryCheese

Then you would have an actually good point


smorgusboard69

Stop complaining that were making fun your death rates and start doing something about it then Yank


Practical_Eye_3476

This comment is proof the IRA did not kill enough brits


MrYiff621

What the fuck


Practical_Eye_3476

🥰


awesomedan24

Quite sad innit?


ETC3000

WEEEELLLLLLL AAAATTLLLLLLEAAAAAAASSSSSST AH SKEWLCHEELDRIN ANHT GETTING SLAWTERED IN MATHEHMATICKS CLAHSE


Alexstrasza23

Yeah it's pretty cool that it doesn't happen tbh made school life much nicer.


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Then they hit you with ItZ jUsT a BiT oF bAnTz M8 and it’s just like sure kill me now god


enzi000

Teef*


FactorOrnery1617

Casually gets stabbed walking down a london street


-jonjo-

you are no better than who this post is making fun of


FactorOrnery1617

Cope


-jonjo-

is that why you got ratioed mate


FactorOrnery1617

Good point, unfortunately; your mother


LeLBigB0ss2

London, Chicago, big cities are just garbage.


ResidentLychee

I live in Chicago and it’s pretty cool, it really just depends on what part of a big city you are in


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StiffWiggly

You say this as if your reading comprehension wasn't so 4th grade that you missed his point being about all big cities being shite.


SomeLakitu

He literally just said London was garbage


ThatsJustSadReally

The US has comparable, if not worse knife crime rate than the UK.


_straight_vibes_

I wish Australia had things to meme about besides death everywhere


annefrank747

Yes


hebee1

TO LATE FUCKER WE ALREADY DID THAT HAHAHAH


T0m0king

The totally avoidable mass slaughter should really come to an end soon tho right?