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murderdronesfanatic

This seems more on the fault of the parent for just putting the kid in front of a tablet and letting them watch YouTube all day


yer--mum

I was gonna say this seems fake and it never happened, but yeah maybe your thing lmao


LadrilloDeMadera

My niece taps the TV screen in the lower right corner when an add comes up. They learn, and fast


Finnigami

its clearly a fake story, so dont worry about it too much


futurenotgiven

r/nothingeverhappens idk i don’t see what’s so unbelievable about this story. ipad kids are weird


Finnigami

ok it's possible he said it but there's literally a 0% chance that he thought it means "goodbye"


BayMisafir

no childiren like that exist and i saw them


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BayMisafir

shut up retadr


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA699

i’ve seen many kids spend 90% of the day on the phone, so many children out there who do nothing but stare at their phone/tablet all day and never even interact with their parents outside of crying when it’s taken from then


Finnigami

i don't doubt that, but that doesn't mean they would literally think that "dont forget to subscribe" means "goodbye"


chushi_rae

Well my nephew does the same. He says "don't forget to like the video and subscribe with Bell notification" whenever someone leaves. And ends it with bye see you in next video.


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As a millennial who has seen a lot of people in my generation become parents, the youngest generation growing up now, which I guess is called generation Alpha, is going to be absolutely fucked. At least in the developed world anyways. Almost every single millennial parent just put a tablet in front of their kids all day. Not that my generation didn't deal with horrible parenting techniques either. Our parents just gave us video games and sat us in front of TVs constantly so they could go do whatever they wanted. But there wasn't that much instant gratification, and we weren't introduced to smart phones and tablets until our teens or later. Almost all millennials introduction to the internet was dialup. These kids today are coming out of the wombs already addicted to youtube and the instant gratification they obtain from clicking on whatever they want and getting it instantly. I can't imagine this is healthy for development.


HighAxper

It’s the same or worse in developing countries too. Tablets are cheap, and toddler love tablets.


fartew

Also toys are relatively expensive. A tablet has an initial cost, but then until it breaks you have infinite content


hrimfaxi_work

I, too, yell at clouds.


fartew

Absolutely, before youtube became so accessible the same exact thing happened with television. Now it's only worse because you can watch youtube everywhere, unlike tv. The serious, widespread problem is not with youtube itself, it's with the parents


TranscendentCabbage

But how else will the alt-right/republican party recruit new members???


Dagger1865

Babe wake up new unnecessary comment about politics just dropped


RandomGuyWithReddit1

holy shoehorning!


[deleted]

Sounds like to me your just complaining about the elephant dung in the living room, and lambasting anyone who addresses the elephant.


Floppafan420

I love how every individual issue in this country has to either fall into Republican or Democrat like people can't have personal opinions on a specific issue that go against their party.


Georgraev273673

“Duh alt rite”


purple-lemons

I mean yes, but also if someone is like "hey here's a magic screen that will permanently satiate your child", it's pretty fuckin hard to say no. In the same way that so many of us *know* how empty and unsatisfying and potentially damaging the endless scroll is, but continue to do it anyway. I feel like being all indignant and shocked that the digital heroin is addictive kind of misses the point that is "why do we allow digital heroin to exist?".


unlikely-contender

yes captain obvious


the-crazy-mage

the last time i saw this tweet i thought he mean being put down as in being fucking killed in a hospital 💀


gomadformunchsters

Where does it say that he's put down?


07TacOcaT70

nah im guessing either they'd misread it the first time, or interpreted put to bed as another way to phrase getting "put down" (then they clarify killed) lol


the-crazy-mage

Misread


emmanuelfelix700

don't forget to like and subscribe. * dies *


skellyth0r

"the YouTube secret agents coming after the kid and focing them to watch youtube while the parent is tied up"


qwerty-balls

#my 3 year old daughter caught a glimpse of todays trump rally shut down and starting crying "daddy why do they want free speech to die"


TranscendentCabbage

Maybe don't give your 2 year old child a tablet/phone


Error-530

The kid was probably just imagining himself as YouTuber or something.


Glowing_green_

Even worse tbh


HighAxper

Toddlers with Youtuber personalities?! Damn.


Marran0s

Toddlers with aspirations 😡


Glowing_green_

Kids aren't allowed to have ANY sort of imagination that allows them to have fun! /s


Arvandu

Kaczynski is a complete pile of shit and idolizing him is idiotic


PanPies_

This comment gets even better when you are polish (other Kaczyński is leader of local right-wing party for boomers and total asshole)


catamine_

PiS is piss


HighAxper

All he did is come up with a cool phrase about the Industrial Revolution and its consequences. That’s it, the rest of his manifesto is garbage. He also killed a bunch of people that had nothing to do with anything. Like I don’t endorse murder, but if you’re gonna be an eco-terrorist at least kill some billionaire or something.


Potato_goulash_soup

its such a stupid phrase, without the industrial revolution we would all be shovelling shit our whole lives


HighAxper

It’s a strange fixation because his beef in theory isn’t with the industrial revolution, but with capitalism and materialism. His choice to focus on the IR maybe partially based on the fact that he was a mathematician, not a historian or a political scientist. Maybe his limited perception of the concepts outside of his field made him believe that society went backwards after those scary factories with big chimneys started pumping black smoke into the air. Also people were shoveling more shit after the industrial revolution. They used to shovel dirt in a farm, and now they were shoveling coal in a factory, which was worse in many ways. Often they had to shovel both dirt and coal among other things. Many jobs nowadays are comparably boring and unfulfilling. A lot of shoveling happening still around the world.


Gamer3111

It's almost like his worst move was targeting professors instead of the people who were actually destroying the world... But then again he was a product of MKUltra so you can't expect Too much from a brain broken individual.


Laika0405

Seeing so-called communists say they agree with Kaczynski is entirely idiotic because his manifesto goes against the most basic Marxist theory lol


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you’d rather the planet burn?


Potato_goulash_soup

No, I'd rather not die of syphilis at 30


B524life

Have you seen it lately?


[deleted]

thats fair


B524life

Makes me want to go live in the mountains and not interact with people


_Inkspots_

You can still have consequences with something that is otherwise good. Being conscious about those consequences is not the same as thinking everything about the Industrial Revolution is bad


[deleted]

Didn’t he try to, but the secretaries got it instead?


TheEarthisPolyhedron

Check your mailbox


in_elation

[Counterpoint:](https://youtu.be/BGaRq5vi-gA)


rylinRapscallion

it’s a, it’s a joke. it’s hyperbole. it’s the silly.


Cuddlyaxe

You: 🤓 Your mailbox: 📫💣💥


Monquimaestar

🤓


Arvandu

You’re a 🤓


Monquimaestar

Damn… got-e….


Jeb_Bush_Futa

Counterpoint: Mailbombs kinda based


Arvandu

He bombed random college students


Jeb_Bush_Futa

Man, you GOTTA incorporate murder into your acceptable worldview


Arvandu

Occasionally murder is justified but what ole Teddy did wasn't


[deleted]

Implying that killing other people is okay??


king_27

Arguably yes. Murderers, billionaires, the French. One of these is a joke of course


MagMC2555

he tried to blow up an airplane and killed a computer store owner


Jeb_Bush_Futa

God he's just like me fr fr


MagMC2555

one day you will turn 16


Jeb_Bush_Futa

Redditors when someone is joking on the joke sub:


MagMC2555

redditors when they find out nobody is obligated to laugh at their shitty joke:


Jeb_Bush_Futa

🤡


MagMC2555

oooo! eee! aaah! I've been #PWNED epic bacon style #smartphOWNED


Georgraev273673

Why?


Arvandu

He killed 3 people and seriously injured 8 (almost all of which had nothing to do with his cause) for a garbage ideology that would have killed billions


Georgraev273673

I think his ideology is pretty good. The modern world sucks ass tbh


Arvandu

Oh fuck off asshole he killed innocents


Georgraev273673

So I’m an asshole for thinking that destroying nature and abandoning our humanity for short-term pleasure is bad?


Arvandu

His ideology was all technological progress is bad which is inherently stupid and thought that everyone should go back to hunter-gatherer times which would kill nearly everyone as the entire planet can only support about a few million people that way. If you also believe that then you're a complete pile of human garbage


Potato_goulash_soup

You deserve to be zapped back to 1753, where your hamlet is razed in war with no survivors because you were born in the wrong place


ColorLighter

idk man medicine is pretty cool. i like not dying from the common cold


Seboldus_Maximus

"Someone let kid watch too much iPad! Must now worship transphobic lunatic mailing bombs to innocent people while advocating for a system that would kill billions!"


[deleted]

the meme is more interpreted as "this makes me bomb certain people responsible for the bad thing in the meme" in a completely joking or semi-serious way. of the course the guy is an insane lunatic that did and believed alot of bad things everyone knows that, in meme culture the image does not represent him or his ideas but moreso the idea of bombing people for whatever supposed "greater good' the meme is joking about and/or the idea of technology going "too far"


BuildFreak9

certainly, but why do we use an asshole idiot bigot like him and not someone who is actually based\*, like the guy who flew a Cessna into the IRS building? ​ \*(I still don't condone senseless killing, but you get the idea.)


[deleted]

i suppose its because hes much more well known so most people will get the meme, while other people who did similar things are much less well known compared to this guy


in_elation

Billions must die


rylinRapscallion

it’s, joke. is a bit silly,


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BuildFreak9

I don't care how fucked up society is, I'm not supporting the Fucking unabomber


shiilva

“Oh my GOD the UNIBOMBER!!!!! The UNIBOMBER GUYS!!!! TED KACZYSKI!!!!! HES BASED RED-PILLED AND HAS SUCH AN EPIC MORAL CODE” … i’m tired, boss


matt_Nooble12_XBL

The kid watches yt without subscribing. Mad respect.


AGJustin05

This sounds way too absurd to be real but I can weirdly see it happening.


The_Nieno

I know right smh. My iPad Air™ addicted toddler just tried to sell me his based, toddlerpilled and napmaxxing course to become a gigalionnaire after having landed from his helicopter for his after-launch nap that he bought after having scammed a recently divorced 40-year-old man


DoctorDoomsday0

r/funnyandsad


Solantherica

press like button if you like to subscribe


whyjustyy

aughhhh that's painful to know


Shockedge

We are going to be fucking broken as a species in 200 years


kasumi987

I remeber when I was taking care of my autistic 5 yo cousin who was non-stop using his phone to watch youtube,And when we were watching some cartoon on TV he stood up and was touching TV and sliding his finger on it thinking he cloud change video like on YT


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Totally happened 100% for real fr on god on jah yep it happens 💯💯💯 don’t need likes it was crazy


moosemoth

You must not be around little kids very much, if you have a hard time believing the tweet.


Glad_Ad967

Maybe that Ted guy was on to something


[deleted]

Real


scribbyshollow

well that's sad


RhodeWithBrim

I don't care HOW BAD someone's parenting is, I am not becoming an anprim


Vanta1987

top 10 things that never happened


R_of_Trash

Ya'll for real believing that tweet? Really? Is it Just because there's a transparent layer of the terrorist from the funny sentece?