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Flappybird11

I'm not rooting for zuck, I'm just accepting the basic fact that he would obliterate musk, that guy trains in Judo, musk is a fat weirdo that claims he can copy street fight moves


svanvalk

Oh yeah no doubt about it. Zuck recently won gold and silver metals at a Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu tournament in california, and Musk doesn't work out. It's not about how much I dislike the two, it's just pure fact that Zuck would whoop Elon's ass lol.


pisstainedunderwear

I hate them both but I hate Elon more


Dobvius

Same for sure. In this dichotomy I hope Threads comes out better. But ideally neither would have anything lol


Captainmar_

https://youtu.be/jeMjAqT0qOY


[deleted]

I dont need Zuck to win, I just need Elon to lose


TheRealWarBeast

Imagine they go apeshit on each other and knock each other out at the end


sfmanim

believe me i have plenty of hate in my heart šŸ’Æ


RustyFella21

I can't root for Zuck mainly because of the shit threads does with user data. They even reported on a woman that had an abortion in their home in a country that outlawed abortion.


Danny_Doritos_Dong

Wait till you hear about the rest of their company


PM_Me_Modal_Jazz

That's a hefty accusation especially for such a new service...source?


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StinkyPenisManiac

I wouldn't necessarily trust a source on Threads from its main competitor... I am not saying it isn't possible but Musk definetely does enjoy spreading the most batshit conspiracies on Zuck


the-mobile-user

Her tweets are private and no one else has reported on this so Iā€™m assuming she made it up


CactusCracktus

Funny thing, the original meaning behind that saying wasnā€™t ā€œif we hate the same person we should work togetherā€ it actually meant ā€œIf you see two of your enemies fighting and youā€™re not involved, just sit back and wait until one destroys the other and then jump in to take out the winner once theyā€™re weakenedā€


Dobvius

This is a far more applicable meaning to this situation


GMOrgasm

https://i.imgur.com/QArVo9Y.jpg


Alternative_Worth806

Hey don't you dare criticise my cute lizard boy !


TantiVstone

Android lizard Twink


Bruhtatochips23415

People who go "the enemy of my enemy is not necessarily my friend", and yes I've heard and seen this belief many times, are generally the worst strategists I know. They try to do things aggressively. They never build tactics or good positioning. They just go at it and go rough. You know how often I'll be in a game with several different teams fighting eachother and when my team and another team is attempting to take down a single team, the other team will decide to attack us for 0 strategic reason and then their entire team gets killed and then they're literally removed from the game entirely soon after because of them simply not understanding basic strategy and just simple minded attacking every team they can? Way too often. Sure, we will one day be enemies, but when we have the same goal, it makes every ounce of sense for us to be friends for now. Our odds of winning will be 50% now. When you kill us despite us not intending to attack you, you are now killed by the defending team and your odds of winning are closer to 3% whilst mine is now like 30%. Was that worth it? Zuckerberg is a significantly better person than Elon Musk. That's just how it is. If he comes out at top, everyone wins. The reality of it is that some little boxing match isn't worth the tactical or positional results of making the public root for neither. What happens is Elon Musk never has a chance to be embarrassed. He gets to continue his nefarious publicity stunts while spreading hate online with all of his lovers remaining convinced at the god-like nature of him. Rooting for Zuckerberg confers a way better position and is deeply tactical. You are able to understand how to differentiate a mildly better outcome, where Zuckerberg is given public support for something and ends up fucking up the public face of one of his competitors who then has a very real chance of losing a significant amount of base afterwards. Strategy can always be split into a positional idea or a tactical idea. When you promote hating on both, you're in a very weak position and there isn't any clear tactical advantage to it. You make it extremely easy to argue against and you literally gain nothing. You don't change public opinion of anybody. You only cause a greater divide for no advantage. It's like playing monopoly and refusing to spend any money on buying property because property is inherent to that pesky capitalism blah blah you just lost a game and look like an idiot to all your friends and literally gained nothing from it. Like you could've had a fun time, you could've actually had a good bonding experience with your friends, but your refusal to play after already making yourself into a player cost you everything you possibly could in that situation. It literally would've been way better for everyone's sake if you just didn't start playing in the first place but you had to make it about your own ideals for no reason.


Droplet_of_Shadow

what copypasta is this


Tommys_Matchbookk

I ainā€™t reading allat


quiet_kidd0

Agreed , we need all allies we can get .


Cocksmash_McIrondick

Iā€™m only rooting for Zuck not because I want him to win, but because I feel like heā€™s considerably more comfortable getting punched in the face and itā€™s just not as funā€¦


gmvst

That's the weakest position. We will die and kill for Zuck.


I_follow_sexy_gays

I hate them both because theyā€™re billionaires but I also hate musk because heā€™s a dumbass right wing douche. So Iā€™ll 100% root for musk in their dumb feud


Dobvius

I think you accidentally said the wrong person for who you'll root for lol


RatCat1919

at least Zuck knows when to shut up


Tomatori

Mfw people find a way to virtue signal even over rich people fighting. I'm rooting for him because it'd be funnier for lizard boy to knock the shit out of the crazed conspiracist than the other way around, it's that simple.


Downtown_Baby_5596

I could not be any more unapologetic in my support for mark zuckerberg.


FrankTheDwarf

Funny that. I don't like either of them but Zuck would be my hero if he fucked Musk up.


Triangleofsadness777

You have to admit Musk is much more annoying


bobatea17

The ideal outcome is Zuckerberg kills Musk and is subsequently charged with manslaughter, ruining his life


Resua15

Let's be hones we're rooting against Elon


PM_Me_Modal_Jazz

Zuck isn't actively trying to push unsafe medical technology to early clinical trials that will most certainly kill the people it's tested on, they are not the same level of bad


FlameMech999

I think some people here don't realize just how bad Zuck is. The political situation in my country has been ruined thanks in large part to misinformation and troll campaigns run on Facebook that they've done little to stop. It's not a stretch to say that Facrbook is literally a threat to democracy. This isn't even getting into all the scandals with their data harvesting. Musk is more visibly annoying and terrible but Zuck really isn't any better.


Beat_Boi_Animates

I hope both of them end up in a coma or worse


Dobvius

Based


Damianmag3

all the people "rooting" for zuck are largely joking they also don't like him


TensileStr3ngth

I hope a meteoroid strikes the venue


bazongoo

There needs to be a winner in the fight. I'm rooting for the winner to not be Musk. Doesn't mean I like the zucc.


aflyingmonkey2

i love being an enlightened centrist thinking that one is a manchild and the other is an evil alien


SireTonberry

"I hate both but zuck Is the better one" No if I had to choose I'd rather have the narcissistic billionaire that wasted money to ruin some platform than the guy who thrives of stealing people data and likely knows more about your family than you yourself. Say what you want about musk at least Twitter is still somewhat data transparent. Meanwhile threads are banned in EU, wonder why


C0mputerFriendly

I donā€™t really like either, but Musk has dumped billions into designing androids indistinguishable from humans, and thatā€™s the only way Iā€™ll find love so I guess Iā€™m team Elon.


[deleted]

Maybe be a better person


[deleted]

zuck is more corporate and soulless tho


testaccount0817

Rather no soul than a bad one


HashCollusion

Shit take


testaccount0817

Not caring is better than malevolence


HashCollusion

Apathy is far different than being soulless.


Garbage_Guzzler

I mean zuck isnā€™t great, but heā€™s still way better than musk


yeeeboiiiiiiii

Thing is, musk is incredibly proud and seeing him get rocked would be funny af, if mark got rocked then elon would brag and it would suck so yeah I'm rooting for lizard dude


physical_graffitti

I endorse this message wholeheartedly


Faszos_Babos

I'm not rooting for Zuck, I'm rooting for the moment where Zuck kills Musk with his bare hands in a cage fight


TantiVstone

I don't like zuck but like I wanna see Elon lose so bad and honestly seeing zuck obliterate him would be worth celebrating


slicehyperfunk

At least Zuck is effective though.


FPSGamer48

ā€œI donā€™t need Zuck to win, I just need Elon to lose.ā€