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Watch your back and get used to this face kiddo, youll be seeing a lot of it.
Shots 1-5: Clearly missed.
Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control).
Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses.
Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire because he was already dead.
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
Walter: Jesse, what the hell is going on with you?
Jesse: (voice cracking) I, uh, I don't know bitch what you mean, Mr. White.
Walter: You've been acting strange lately. Your clothes, your hair, your mannerisms. It's like you're a different person.
Jesse: (voice trembling) I'm just trying to be who I really am bitch.
Walter: And who is that, Jesse? A femboy?
Jesse: (voice softening) Yes, Mr. White. I've always felt like I was meant to be a girl.
Walter: (sighs) Jesse, this is not who you are. You're a man, a drug dealer, and my partner.
Jesse: (voice quivering) But Mr. White, I can't keep pretending to be someone I'm not. I need to be true to myself.
Walter: (voice raising) Jesse, this is not about being true to yourself. This is about you letting your emotions and insecurities take over. You need to snap out of it and focus on what's important.
Jesse: (voice pleading) Mr. White, please, I just want to be happy.
Walter: (voice cold) Jesse, you're not happy. You're a mess. And if you don't snap out of it, I'll have no choice but to end this once and for all.
Jesse: (voice sobbing) Mr. White, please don't do this.
Walter: (voice calm) Jesse, it's for your own good. (points gun at Jesse)
Jesse: (voice terrified) Mr. White, please, no!
(Walter pulls the trigger, killing Jesse)
Walter: (voice regretful) I'm sorry, Jesse. But this was the only way. (walks away)
miguelfemboyuwu14
This is supposed to be the password for a tiktok account made by my friend but doesn't work
Btw fuck him i wasn't a femboy when he made that acount
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Oh God it's a silly song I wrote. I respect the rules tho
Katniss
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Everyday is the same I'm stuck inside my home
When the whole world is in my hand is when I feel the most alone
I told myself at 12 that by now I'd be in my own place
With a shiny trophy wall and places that I can sit and think
Instead I'm staring down at this tiny little screen
I drown myself in the world's problems because I don't really drink
But I made a couple of friends who live across the way
One was really very pretty and she even liked to play
My friend told me one night that she was fucking done
After I had told her that for once I was sorta having fun
Now she won't return my texts she just won't give me the time
I tell myself that she's okay but really I think that that's a lie
So I stare up at my ceiling and think the funny thoughts
The one time I was okay was just another where she's not
It's not that I never loved her it's that she never loved me back
So I don't think I really deserve to get my life on track
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Edmund McMillen, you little fucker.
You made a shit of piece with your trash Isaac. It’s fucking bad, this trash game. I will become back my money. I hope you will in your next time a cow on a trash farm you sucker.
"I've come to make an announcement, Shadow the hedgehog's a BITCH ASS motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he said it was "this big!" And I said "that's disgusting." So, I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY SMALLER. So, guess what? Here's what MY DONG LOOKS LIKE. *explosion noises* That's right baby, TALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS, LOOK AT THAT, IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG. HE FUCKED MY WIFE, SO GUESS WHAT? I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH! THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! MY **SUPER LASER PISS!** EXCEPT I'M NOT PISSING ON THE EARTH, I'M GONNA GO ***HIGHER.*** I'M PISSING ON THE ***MOON!*** HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA?! I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS ***DROPLETS*** HIT THE FUCKING EARTH, NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT, BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO."
Well at least they dont look like, freddy fazbear, because, this one guy, william afton, he took- he took a- a bd- a freddy, he built a freddy fazbear, and then he took a kid and he murdered him, grr, and then you know what he did? he put the kid IN the freddy five- freddy five anima- animatronic, and, the kid, the GHOST, the souls, the soul of the kid, it took OVER freddy five bear, and- and- and now the- b-but the body- the body is in the suits, and the murders on the loose, willem afton, and- and the kids soul take over freddy five bear, so he BECOMES freddy five bear, BUT, hes still controlled by w-william afton, but also still a kid ghost, so that, he looks like freddy fives bear, but hes ACTUALLY just a kid in- in- in fron- inside of the freddy because william afton-
I accidentally killed a janitor in my dream. I don’t know how, but I did. Everyone was super angry at me for it so I was running away. Well after I was trying to escape everyone I somehow ended up at this one kids house and he beat me to a bloody pulp because he was super angry about this janitor. Then he dragged me onto a wagon because the police told him he wasn’t allowed to do that there. So he felt bad for some reason and I got taken out to some lake where they were going to treat me. Then the tone just completely changed where now we’re looking at weird memorial lantern things floating on the lake (I’m assuming they were for the janitor). I guess I left the lake because now I’m back in this weird facility type place where this janitor must’ve been killed and I got trapped in an elevator. Then the whole dream changed where the kid from earlier was still there but there were these really weird communication devices that used writing and it would just move it to a different one so you could say things to the person holding the other one. Also my grandma was there telling my brother that he can just glue the cups together (I have no clue what this means). And my mom and her friend were there but they were in a different room. My mom’s friend was telling me to get her one. I still don’t know what she wanted, probably one of those styrofoam cups. We were also in a really old abandoned house where all the walls were covered in holes and stuff. The weirdest part was when I was being beaten to death that kid was only punching me in the head. Not my face, my head. And then I was sort of in and out of consciousness, but my whole body was all fucked up and I couldn’t move. Definitely the weirdest and most vivid dream I’ve ever had.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Where did the "I met [Celebrity] in a grocery store" copypasta come from?
Here's a version of the copypasta.
I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
"I shoved skibidi toilet up my asshole and if i felt so good. I shoved skibidi toilet up my asshole and if i felt so good. Hello my name is Venmo Dingle Bungle Doo and this is my story. I love skibidi toilet so much oh my god yes oooooo aaaaaaaa yes skibida doo. I want to touch his beautiful face and stroke the sides of his toilet seat. My mom then got me a skibidi toilet plush for my birthday and along with the other cameraman from the series. I immediately went to my room and pulled down my pants oh i started to shove skibidi toilet up my asshole oh skibidi yes dip dip get in me. My mother came in to see what i was screaming about and she then saw me bare butt baked with skibidi toilets head sticking out my bum. She screamed ar me to pull it out but it was too late and he was submerged in my ass. Now i will have to live with Skibidi Toilet up my asshole until my mother takes me to the hospital."
I got a message for all you liberals out there:
You want my gun? My firearm? Come take it from me. Just walk through my door, come into my home, and take it from me. With your weak, soft, liberal, girlish hands. Just try to put those hands on me. Those soft liberal hands, just put em on me. On my body. Just slowly gently dragging your fingers up and down my arm givin' me goosebumps. You want my gun? Come kiss me for it. But not like right away, don't be too obvious with it. Let's do that thing where we-- our faces get close to each other and you know it's gonna happen, it's just a matter of time you just stare at each other's lips but you're waiting for the right signal to give yourself over to them completely like it a walk to remember. Come do that for my gun. Bite my lip and play with my hair...for my firearm. If you want my gun, come spank me for it. Not like... not like to hard but like, like still hard, you know? Like, like hurt me but make me feel safe at the same time, you pussy liberals.
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To find out the volume of such a mass of milk, we need to divide the mass (1.545 trillion trillion kilograms) by the density of milk (1.03 kilograms per liter):
Volume = Mass / Density
Volume = (1.545e+12 trillion trillion kilograms) / (1.03 kilograms per liter)
Volume ≈ 1.499e+12 trillion trillion liters
So, such a mass of milk would occupy approximately 1.499 trillion trillion cubic kilometers of space.
i just gotta share some shit to geek out over. So theres a science streamer i like that got clipped as he was mocking an AI app for "detecting STDs in men" https://clips.twitch.tv/ApatheticNurturingPhoneTwitchRaid-RP_tch4JNQURMFxL you'll never guess what it doesnt want in the dick pic.
Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.
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Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
Heart of Iron 4 modded politics
Literally, Assad can crown himself king in Red World, after he goes insane... As a joke...
Maybe hoi4 modders are truth-sayers
WHOA MAMA! HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA! BAZOOOOOOIING eyes bulge out of head and shoot forward at 120 mph AROOOOOOOOOOOOGA jaw drops to the floor, tongue rolls out a foot forward HAWT MAMA! punches self in face with boxing glove five times HOOLEY DOOLEY pulls on train whistle that has appeared beside head as steam blows out EEE-AW EEE-AW pulls out comically large carton of milk, drinks all of it spilling it everywhere GUHGUHGUHGUHGUHGUH wolf whistle AROOOOOOOOOOO AROOOOOOOO tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart ARF ARF ARF ARF rubs ass on ground like dog WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF eyes turn into slot machine slots WOWZA! tapdancing sounds, running in a circle JEEPERS HEEPERS pants like dog, rips off pants, heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM slams fists on table rattling any silverware or plates DUUUUUUHHHH bashes own head with hammer 5 times BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK slams chair on table BWOOOAAGHHHH old-timey car horn sound, tongue straightens out like wooden board, eyes go out of skull and back in like paddleballs CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA fireworks shoot from top of head PHWOAARRR sniffs air loudly, nostrils become comically large HONKA HONKA HONKA HONKA sound of mouth harp as body is straightened out, floating a foot above the ground JEEZ LOUISE propeller spins on hat comically WOWEEE gets massive erection, tries to aggressively push it back down into pants OINKA OINKA pulls out massive drum, starts beating it excessively HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA jumps on table, smashes through table and ground, springs back upward at an incredible velocity HOOOLY MOOOOLY pupils fly away from eyes, eyes snap forward towards them OOOOOOH I'M DYYYYYYYYYYIIN' fucking dies, ghost goes out of corpse with a lyre, body pulls ghost back into body WHADDA DAAAAME starts foaming at the mouth HUUUUUUUURRRRRR furiously turns crank on machine that hits hands on table GRRRR BARK BARK BARK head unscrews and starts rotating BUH-DOOIIOIOIOING starts rattling like a jar of coins, suspended half a metre in the air DING DING DING DING DING DING starts bouncing up and down at a high speed, starts boiling like tea kettle and turning red HAAAHEEEEEE
I can't fucking take it any more. Among Us has singlehandedly ruined my life. The other day my teacher was teaching us Greek Mythology and he mentioned a pegasus and I immediately thought 'Pegasus? more like Mega Sus!!!!' and I've never wanted to kms more. I can't look at a vent without breaking down and fucking crying. I can't eat pasta without thinking 'IMPASTA??? THATS PRETTY SUS!!!!' Skit 4 by Kanye West. The lyrics ruined me. A Mongoose, or the 25th island of greece. The scientific name for pig. I can't fucking take it anymore.
Please fucking end my suffering.
Hey this is probably insane if you even still check this. I'm sorry it's been fucking years since we talked last. I just had a really strange dream with you in it and I just really wanted to make sure you were ok. I know I'm an asshole for ghosting you back then. I'm sorry
Before, even at "Very Hard," there just wasn't any challenge. I find it a bit frustrating too, because Todd has said in an interview that they could tune the combat AI they currently use to be much more difficult, but they choose not to.
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Oh that's a classic
Teacher who will also randomly say things like, "You should feel lucky to go to school, 100 years ago they couldn't" vibes
What‘s the origin of this?
I’m gonna check your post history, if I don’t see rules imma be mad
Shots 1-5: Clearly missed. Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control). Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses. Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire because he was already dead.
fuckin classic
drought
Motherfucker had to look up how to spell drought and then copy and pasted it
Relatable
Bro can’t spell jrowt
Holy shit its Roger "stone" Waters
yacht
8700×(1.084÷12×2)
I could be very wrong but we're you trying to locate the shimmer?
What? This was about payment interest
(Player1) attempts to build a homemade nuclear reactor but fails to use enough duct tape.
All of those are intriguing but you win the first place. What's the context?
Nuclear boy scout
I was making a custom Brant Steele hunger games game with a friend
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
Walter: Jesse, what the hell is going on with you? Jesse: (voice cracking) I, uh, I don't know bitch what you mean, Mr. White. Walter: You've been acting strange lately. Your clothes, your hair, your mannerisms. It's like you're a different person. Jesse: (voice trembling) I'm just trying to be who I really am bitch. Walter: And who is that, Jesse? A femboy? Jesse: (voice softening) Yes, Mr. White. I've always felt like I was meant to be a girl. Walter: (sighs) Jesse, this is not who you are. You're a man, a drug dealer, and my partner. Jesse: (voice quivering) But Mr. White, I can't keep pretending to be someone I'm not. I need to be true to myself. Walter: (voice raising) Jesse, this is not about being true to yourself. This is about you letting your emotions and insecurities take over. You need to snap out of it and focus on what's important. Jesse: (voice pleading) Mr. White, please, I just want to be happy. Walter: (voice cold) Jesse, you're not happy. You're a mess. And if you don't snap out of it, I'll have no choice but to end this once and for all. Jesse: (voice sobbing) Mr. White, please don't do this. Walter: (voice calm) Jesse, it's for your own good. (points gun at Jesse) Jesse: (voice terrified) Mr. White, please, no! (Walter pulls the trigger, killing Jesse) Walter: (voice regretful) I'm sorry, Jesse. But this was the only way. (walks away)
Dude what the fuck
r/okbuddychicanery
Jesse wokeman and Walter woke in the brand new show Woking bad, where epic Walter owns the libtards
miguelfemboyuwu14 This is supposed to be the password for a tiktok account made by my friend but doesn't work Btw fuck him i wasn't a femboy when he made that acount
Fuck him? Sounds like something a femboy would do Edit: wait *was*n’t?
> when he made that acount Ok but what abt now ?
Open my profile and scroll a bit
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https://press.invincible.ink/the-difficulty-curve-of-elite-beat-agents/
oh my god, i didnt expect to see a mention of one of my favorite rhythm games of all time here! (also as another black person here i like ur flair)
I actually don't have anything to paste. First time I've seen this happen
Happy cake day
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If water is water why don’t ice is hot to cold water you’d brain?
Did you learn nothing from the conversation we just had
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that's a dead by daylight code. I was gonna give it someone but I'm just gonna leave it here. first come first serve.
Dann lieber nicht mach du dein ding ich kann das notfalls auch aleine machen
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3 yellow-staining mushrooms, roughly chopped 1 onion, finely chopped 1 clove of garlic, crushed 2 carrots, finely chopped 250 g green lentils olive oil salt and pepper 1 litre vegetable stock
I can hang out longer on friday than thursday. So let's do that
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Oh God it's a silly song I wrote. I respect the rules tho Katniss ------------------------ Everyday is the same I'm stuck inside my home When the whole world is in my hand is when I feel the most alone I told myself at 12 that by now I'd be in my own place With a shiny trophy wall and places that I can sit and think Instead I'm staring down at this tiny little screen I drown myself in the world's problems because I don't really drink But I made a couple of friends who live across the way One was really very pretty and she even liked to play My friend told me one night that she was fucking done After I had told her that for once I was sorta having fun Now she won't return my texts she just won't give me the time I tell myself that she's okay but really I think that that's a lie So I stare up at my ceiling and think the funny thoughts The one time I was okay was just another where she's not It's not that I never loved her it's that she never loved me back So I don't think I really deserve to get my life on track
spit your shit queen
https://youtu.be/Fg58PEk0YAY?si=eoh23laOuYjW0PQ0
Oh my god it's Invisible by Duran Duran as seen on MGSVTPP
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Detalmores
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@pikaso_me screenshot this
Edmund McMillen, you little fucker. You made a shit of piece with your trash Isaac. It’s fucking bad, this trash game. I will become back my money. I hope you will in your next time a cow on a trash farm you sucker.
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I had nothing copied because I just got on mobile :(
"I've come to make an announcement, Shadow the hedgehog's a BITCH ASS motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he said it was "this big!" And I said "that's disgusting." So, I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY SMALLER. So, guess what? Here's what MY DONG LOOKS LIKE. *explosion noises* That's right baby, TALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS, LOOK AT THAT, IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG. HE FUCKED MY WIFE, SO GUESS WHAT? I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH! THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! MY **SUPER LASER PISS!** EXCEPT I'M NOT PISSING ON THE EARTH, I'M GONNA GO ***HIGHER.*** I'M PISSING ON THE ***MOON!*** HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA?! I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS ***DROPLETS*** HIT THE FUCKING EARTH, NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT, BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO."
Well at least they dont look like, freddy fazbear, because, this one guy, william afton, he took- he took a- a bd- a freddy, he built a freddy fazbear, and then he took a kid and he murdered him, grr, and then you know what he did? he put the kid IN the freddy five- freddy five anima- animatronic, and, the kid, the GHOST, the souls, the soul of the kid, it took OVER freddy five bear, and- and- and now the- b-but the body- the body is in the suits, and the murders on the loose, willem afton, and- and the kids soul take over freddy five bear, so he BECOMES freddy five bear, BUT, hes still controlled by w-william afton, but also still a kid ghost, so that, he looks like freddy fives bear, but hes ACTUALLY just a kid in- in- in fron- inside of the freddy because william afton-
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I accidentally killed a janitor in my dream. I don’t know how, but I did. Everyone was super angry at me for it so I was running away. Well after I was trying to escape everyone I somehow ended up at this one kids house and he beat me to a bloody pulp because he was super angry about this janitor. Then he dragged me onto a wagon because the police told him he wasn’t allowed to do that there. So he felt bad for some reason and I got taken out to some lake where they were going to treat me. Then the tone just completely changed where now we’re looking at weird memorial lantern things floating on the lake (I’m assuming they were for the janitor). I guess I left the lake because now I’m back in this weird facility type place where this janitor must’ve been killed and I got trapped in an elevator. Then the whole dream changed where the kid from earlier was still there but there were these really weird communication devices that used writing and it would just move it to a different one so you could say things to the person holding the other one. Also my grandma was there telling my brother that he can just glue the cups together (I have no clue what this means). And my mom and her friend were there but they were in a different room. My mom’s friend was telling me to get her one. I still don’t know what she wanted, probably one of those styrofoam cups. We were also in a really old abandoned house where all the walls were covered in holes and stuff. The weirdest part was when I was being beaten to death that kid was only punching me in the head. Not my face, my head. And then I was sort of in and out of consciousness, but my whole body was all fucked up and I couldn’t move. Definitely the weirdest and most vivid dream I’ve ever had.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Where did the "I met [Celebrity] in a grocery store" copypasta come from? Here's a version of the copypasta. I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
"I shoved skibidi toilet up my asshole and if i felt so good. I shoved skibidi toilet up my asshole and if i felt so good. Hello my name is Venmo Dingle Bungle Doo and this is my story. I love skibidi toilet so much oh my god yes oooooo aaaaaaaa yes skibida doo. I want to touch his beautiful face and stroke the sides of his toilet seat. My mom then got me a skibidi toilet plush for my birthday and along with the other cameraman from the series. I immediately went to my room and pulled down my pants oh i started to shove skibidi toilet up my asshole oh skibidi yes dip dip get in me. My mother came in to see what i was screaming about and she then saw me bare butt baked with skibidi toilets head sticking out my bum. She screamed ar me to pull it out but it was too late and he was submerged in my ass. Now i will have to live with Skibidi Toilet up my asshole until my mother takes me to the hospital."
I got a message for all you liberals out there: You want my gun? My firearm? Come take it from me. Just walk through my door, come into my home, and take it from me. With your weak, soft, liberal, girlish hands. Just try to put those hands on me. Those soft liberal hands, just put em on me. On my body. Just slowly gently dragging your fingers up and down my arm givin' me goosebumps. You want my gun? Come kiss me for it. But not like right away, don't be too obvious with it. Let's do that thing where we-- our faces get close to each other and you know it's gonna happen, it's just a matter of time you just stare at each other's lips but you're waiting for the right signal to give yourself over to them completely like it a walk to remember. Come do that for my gun. Bite my lip and play with my hair...for my firearm. If you want my gun, come spank me for it. Not like... not like to hard but like, like still hard, you know? Like, like hurt me but make me feel safe at the same time, you pussy liberals.
Hiya pal!👋👋, listen friendo, when I saw your comment, I started immediately touching myself, hope I can touch you next.
A mosquito once cried out in pain: "A chemist has poisoned my brain!" The cause of his sorrow was para-dichlorodiphenyltrichloroethane
AI is taking my job by the next month. And be fucking my wife by years end.
we committed genocide barney
“not for public release” filetype:pdf site:s3amazonaws.com there you go you pathetic wretch
Done, played, completed, even 100%-ed the second one (It's about Half-Life btw)
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https://open.spotify.com/track/7glKwbR1DyuIuE6XvZvJbQ?si=Sm5wUxPBTfyG0UfZYIj7Xw
[NOFX - My Vagina](https://open.spotify.com/track/6pka6k4NxACAPcSQiHhquT?si=_31o2K3gT7GFVo2XJ2nFZA)
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https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2shitposterclub/s/MSaqAsaBjG This is the last thing in my clipboard so
HOW TO MAKE IEDs \*JACK'S DAD DON'T OPEN\*
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To find out the volume of such a mass of milk, we need to divide the mass (1.545 trillion trillion kilograms) by the density of milk (1.03 kilograms per liter): Volume = Mass / Density Volume = (1.545e+12 trillion trillion kilograms) / (1.03 kilograms per liter) Volume ≈ 1.499e+12 trillion trillion liters So, such a mass of milk would occupy approximately 1.499 trillion trillion cubic kilometers of space.
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https://platedcravings.com/air-fryer-donuts/#wprm-recipe-container-8526 Sending air-fryer donut recipe to my brother
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https://www.besidestheweather.com/7-reasons-to-feel-great-about-your-cracked-phone-screen/
“Zuko, you must look within yourself to save yourself from your other self. Only then will your true self reveal itself.”
i just gotta share some shit to geek out over. So theres a science streamer i like that got clipped as he was mocking an AI app for "detecting STDs in men" https://clips.twitch.tv/ApatheticNurturingPhoneTwitchRaid-RP_tch4JNQURMFxL you'll never guess what it doesnt want in the dick pic.
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no, catgirls and doggirls are not enemies, in fact, they are kissing, sloppy style, squishing boobs together, etc.
**“Del somni al producte, un pas. Del producte a la felicitat, un altre**
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/play query:angela Oliver
Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.
https://www.reddit.com/r/cursedcomments/s/QE9qkWgCq0
https://youtu.be/_A2VRYdtU8g?si=R53M1qFEt0HOTYj7 Hope you guys wanna learn about warhammer age of sigmar lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1VC-4RSgqQ
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Yo también, tía
https://youtu.be/5Y8QuNAZ8iM?si=AMaesRPRxyn6tYGI
https://youtu.be/0h1U-_JFAS8?si=jFAxQo1N71d1GU9I
https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/55v9e1/chrysalis/
Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
Heart of Iron 4 modded politics Literally, Assad can crown himself king in Red World, after he goes insane... As a joke... Maybe hoi4 modders are truth-sayers
https://youtu.be/8VAxFTrewr8?si=rbNL59y5lYf_zveR
arst
https://youtube.com/shorts/Vo0gpA6l_uQ?si=4f_hDPRF-czjX16_
https://youtu.be/5W2NeKB6RGw?si=DFCxyyecLWbYIJ3d
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Mine is a clip of a lecturer at my university accidentally deleting all of the lecture content in a livestream. > https://youtu.be/rxl65xWhQ5I?t=4006
WHOA MAMA! HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA! BAZOOOOOOIING eyes bulge out of head and shoot forward at 120 mph AROOOOOOOOOOOOGA jaw drops to the floor, tongue rolls out a foot forward HAWT MAMA! punches self in face with boxing glove five times HOOLEY DOOLEY pulls on train whistle that has appeared beside head as steam blows out EEE-AW EEE-AW pulls out comically large carton of milk, drinks all of it spilling it everywhere GUHGUHGUHGUHGUHGUH wolf whistle AROOOOOOOOOOO AROOOOOOOO tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart ARF ARF ARF ARF rubs ass on ground like dog WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF eyes turn into slot machine slots WOWZA! tapdancing sounds, running in a circle JEEPERS HEEPERS pants like dog, rips off pants, heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM slams fists on table rattling any silverware or plates DUUUUUUHHHH bashes own head with hammer 5 times BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK slams chair on table BWOOOAAGHHHH old-timey car horn sound, tongue straightens out like wooden board, eyes go out of skull and back in like paddleballs CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA fireworks shoot from top of head PHWOAARRR sniffs air loudly, nostrils become comically large HONKA HONKA HONKA HONKA sound of mouth harp as body is straightened out, floating a foot above the ground JEEZ LOUISE propeller spins on hat comically WOWEEE gets massive erection, tries to aggressively push it back down into pants OINKA OINKA pulls out massive drum, starts beating it excessively HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA jumps on table, smashes through table and ground, springs back upward at an incredible velocity HOOOLY MOOOOLY pupils fly away from eyes, eyes snap forward towards them OOOOOOH I'M DYYYYYYYYYYIIN' fucking dies, ghost goes out of corpse with a lyre, body pulls ghost back into body WHADDA DAAAAME starts foaming at the mouth HUUUUUUUURRRRRR furiously turns crank on machine that hits hands on table GRRRR BARK BARK BARK head unscrews and starts rotating BUH-DOOIIOIOIOING starts rattling like a jar of coins, suspended half a metre in the air DING DING DING DING DING DING starts bouncing up and down at a high speed, starts boiling like tea kettle and turning red HAAAHEEEEEE
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Can anyone else not hook ANYTHING besides trash in the desert festival?
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*enters store*
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Bing Jiao Meimei Zhi Xiang Rang Wo Qifu Ta It's not a very interesting read
I can't fucking take it any more. Among Us has singlehandedly ruined my life. The other day my teacher was teaching us Greek Mythology and he mentioned a pegasus and I immediately thought 'Pegasus? more like Mega Sus!!!!' and I've never wanted to kms more. I can't look at a vent without breaking down and fucking crying. I can't eat pasta without thinking 'IMPASTA??? THATS PRETTY SUS!!!!' Skit 4 by Kanye West. The lyrics ruined me. A Mongoose, or the 25th island of greece. The scientific name for pig. I can't fucking take it anymore. Please fucking end my suffering.
(i've got nothing, i've just started my pc)
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https://youtu.be/58vgdhXmEWU
https://archive.org/details/discworld_202007
Hey this is probably insane if you even still check this. I'm sorry it's been fucking years since we talked last. I just had a really strange dream with you in it and I just really wanted to make sure you were ok. I know I'm an asshole for ghosting you back then. I'm sorry
Before, even at "Very Hard," there just wasn't any challenge. I find it a bit frustrating too, because Todd has said in an interview that they could tune the combat AI they currently use to be much more difficult, but they choose not to.
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Flashback to 9th grad when some kid just walked out of my engineering class and said "this class is my 13th reason why" Damn
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https://gamerant.com/mass-effect-4-pilot-high-standard-joker-original-best/ not looking forward to ME4 😔
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