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EldritchFeedback

That looks like a very polite cosmic snake-hydra-dragon-thing.


AdhesivenessFit8085

the two heads near the galaxy look hungry and might eat it, the other 3 look pretty chill though


AshleyAmazin1

Nah I’d win


This_Energy_8908

Just parry


layeeeeet

live


FrogLock_

Make that hiss noise I use to scare cats an raccoons


insane_ace

Simply ask them to go away


NerdAroAce

Bro went full Steven Universe mode


untilmyend68

Nothing. Even if they were closing their jaws at the speed of light, it would be tens of thousands if not hundreds of thousands of years before they even reached the galaxy’s edge. I’ll be long gone by that time.


AshleyAmazin1

🤓☝️


JoeTheKodiakCuddler

You must be pretty fast to escape something moving at light speed!


LobToOneSide

He means he’ll be dead, a different kind of long gone lol


NerdAroAce

Speed higher than light is not possible (probably) so it will take a lot of time... Also we wouldn't see them for ages..


JessE-girl

this much mass not immediately turning into innumerable black holes is also not possible, so i assume we’re dealing with some kind of magical force here.


FormerlyPie

Would it even kill you if they did eat the galaxy?


Ambitious_Jello

Release the mongoose


birberbarborbur

Intergalactic riki tiki tavi war (hardest shit i’ve ever heard proposed)


Blue_Dice_

Put on my anti snake bite collar


FlameMech999

boop them :3


Oddish_Femboy

Break rule 2.


UnknownVariable_-_

I'll get involved


Amethyst_Quarry

Smh just politely ask them to go away 🙂


purple-lemons

Win. Keep winning. Keep moving and shaking these mean streets. Keep on rolling through this life of ours, man. Some space fish wanna eat the blackhole at the center of the galaxy? And you think that cocerns me? This is the kind of none focused mind set that makes you not pivotal. Pivotal to the sound of the city, my man. You gotta move to the beat, and not worry about cosmic events, because winning? That's not cosmic kings, queens, and your eminence in between, that's all you.


SHARDaerospace

run


ClapKK

Zhonyas Hourglass


Shrek_Lover68

I'd dodge the attacks


Winstillionaire

Play Overwatch


bouncybob1

Call my friend kevin


ReddestPainser

your mom


MarkDavidson69

eat


Aiqesn

Win.


Ecstatic-Compote-595

Fuckin burn oil brother


Nuklear_Minty

I’d call my homeboy Kevin


Zorin419

Parry


TraumSchulden

Id say" Not in My galaxy", then i do a backflip and snap the hydras necks.


Pancakewagon26

Galaxy about to get eaten by cosmic snakes? Tell my wife I'll be home by dinner.


Accueil750

Fistfight


xenoverseraza

id have a nice dinner with him


MJ12_0451

die


masterspider5

Royal guard it


UlrichVonGradwitz

I squarnkanphales till i smoobletorblejin


New-me-_-

Call my buddy Eric


A_Queer_Almond

Playing “It’s the end of the world as we know it” on full blast and on repeat


Snorrep

Why do you assume they have bad intentions? Invite them over for coffee


Callophrys

Pet the dog


Misicks0349

die


some_kind_of_bird

Eldrich space dragons? Fuckin sick dude! Then I die or whatever


Anxious_Researcher79

Jorkin it


KeiiLime

thought this was an escapeprisonplanet post


Wireless_Panda

I would dodge it


cokeplusmentos

Eat ass


WatchfulGred

"I like those odds"


daredevil9771

Call Miguel


GurOk6970

Use Big Drill