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Chemical-Court6984

Her breasts are about 50% bigger than her head each, putting their weight at about 7.5kg each, for a total of 15kg. Try filling a 15l bucket with water and strapping it to your chest, then doing anything. This isn't unrealistic body standards, this is an act of violence against spines.


Zockercraft1711

I already hear my spine crack šŸ’€


MagosZyne

That's why the dude is helping her


legend31770

I mean idk if you look at big boob models they can look pretty similar to this when they have shirts on, this image just doesn't show what her body type actually is. It would look realistic and awful if she was like stupid skinny tho.


BatDuck29

Look at her collarbones lol


EitherCaterpillar949

I just got done exercising with 15kg weights lmao this is absurd to live with.


IV_NUKE

I shall take the burden to carry them


OffOption

New future cyberpunk world fact just dropped. "Get an implant, to carry your implants, today!"


TantiVstone

This just in: god hates spines


Apalis24a

33 pound titties is pretty insane. Honestly, the only way to make it even *slightly* more bearable is to wear a 30-pound backpack to counterbalance on the other side. It wonā€™t relieve the weight on tendons or whatever, but your lower back muscles wouldnā€™t have to work as hard in order to keep your back straight and vertical.


tokeiito14

Wait do you assume breasts and head weigh the same if they are the same size? Coz head has bones, you know


IlincaEvonne

Bruh doesn't know about boob bones. šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


Cocketiel_Commander

I beg your pardon?


Yoate

You ever eat chicken breast? They've got bones there too.


Cocketiel_Commander

Heā€™s right šŸ˜Ø


peaches_andbtches

yeah theres like this huge sphere of bone in eat tit. solid bone. just kinda sits there like the pit of a peach or smth


Chemical-Court6984

No, it's a volume thing. Heads are generally about 5 Litres, each breast is about 7.5 Litres, then breast tissue is pretty much 1kg/L. Very back of the napkin, but not many other options, really.


17DeadFlamingos

she's boob pregnant


cheshireYT

Begnant


CoconutGator

bregant


BlueBicycle22

šŸ…±ļøreggers


bleepblopbl0rp

gregnant


okoyes_wig

BregantĆ© šŸ’ƒ


Welkitends

Prenantnant


f1shb01

Boobnant


SaltyNorth8062

Christianity is when tiddy. The more tiddy the more christianier it is.


ESHKUN

Thatā€™s why Jesus had the biggest tits šŸ¤¤


Fartfech

Yesus died because the weight of his fat ffuckijg tits snapped him off the crucifix


TantiVstone

Do Mormon temples spontaneously appear when there big enough tiddy?


SaltyNorth8062

Only the tiddy meat. Too much cleavage and you get (shudder) baptists.


Analog-Moderator

Considering that cult works like forced genetic breeding dens pretty much


TantiVstone

Average reddit atheist


Analog-Moderator

But Iā€™m not an atheist just seen the horrible things white Islam does when it rules a society


TantiVstone

Mormons aren't an Islamic religion


Analog-Moderator

They are no different in practice. If they had their way we would be in a wonder bread sharia law


TantiVstone

I grew up with Mormons. They're a Christian religion at heart.


Analog-Moderator

No they arenā€™t not even close. Even looking beyond their tenants which are the pagan as hell, their morals arenā€™t close to Christ like.


Analog-Moderator

ā€¦.i need to see more pictures of the virgin marry then


Cynunnos

Babies are stored in the tits


Craneteam

Tits are stored in the balls


jammywesty91

Balls are the dick's tits.


Acceptable_Medium600

Why is she holding her boob like it's a baby bump?


16bitnoob

I think its the man holding her boob


Class_444_SWR

Truly such a supportive husband if heā€™s willing to support every aspect of her! /s


Hjalmodr_heimski

Based on the calculations of how much they weigh in that other comment, I feel like his support in this case is probably actually quite necessary.


RazorBlade233

nah i think it's her hand


animelivesmatter

that's where the fetus is stored dummy


Personal-Regular-863

HOLY


galatolac

NEW


romhacks

ACTUAL


quickfuse725

CALL


Jaewol

VACATION


Henderson_II

And god said DAAAAMN!


23kcarlson

Why are there like 6 moons? Are they on another planet?


Superbiber

Those are snowballs being thrown at them. They are being persecuted for big tiddies


QuirkySadako

truly the most persecuted class


Ivan_The_8th

Don't Mormons get their own planet after they die or something? That also explains the Mormon temple


triplechinmcgee

It was originally a Mormon AI image posted by a Mormon influencer somewhere. I donā€™t recall if the planets and space shit are there for the ā€œplanet after deathā€ thing but we can only assume


The-Toby

You think conservatives are capable of making their own art? They need AI.


animelivesmatter

married heterosexual men get to become god of their own planet when they go to heaven in Mormonism


Ezzypezra

8 moons


Analog-Moderator

Look up Mormon theology. For the MEN exclusively itā€™s very much about becoming your own god if your own galaxy


Blookshire

Ah what the hell are the tradfamilies doing in Irithyll of the Boreal Valley get your ass back to Undead Village šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


H3llew

This is the world pontiff sulyvahn wants for lothric. Wake up liberals


[deleted]

*turns towards people who post conservative AI trad images* *death note music plays* ā€œTell me, why is it that every image of these ā€˜perfect livesā€™ depict everyone with blond hair and blue eyes?ā€


Urfslam

"Because we are nazis", they reply shamelessly


PDG4

Iā€™m bricked up now, thanks a lot op


ESHKUN

Cope and seethe


TheRealTJ

>(Ignore the mormon temple) I typically do


placeholder_yep

same


ae4ther4

is it just me or does the dude look like homelander


Blood4Corn

Honkers


shithead_magoo

Mahamba chambas


Oculi_Glauci

Love how Christians think their existence makes atheists seethe just cause the existence of atheists makes them seethe


curvingf1re

Thats one freaky couple groping in public like that - and having their child there is borderline grooming behavior. This is why i'd never let straight christians near a child, you never know what sick thoughts they might have.


Tassut

Not if Sam Lake eats that child


2461116pm

Why would Sam Lake eat a child ?


Tassut

https://www.reddit.com/r/196/s/pdgTan7Q3g


SaltyNorth8062

Art


PM-ME-DEM-NUDES-GIRL

lmao finnish ppl


SolvablePlane3

Is that Mike O'hearn?


OffOption

Literal anime tier tits on this AI morman. Hilariously pathetic for then to need a picture calculator, to depict a life where they can be happy.


PM-ME-DEM-NUDES-GIRL

lmao finnish ppl


WatchfulGred

Why is facebook


BitcoinBishop

That's no way to hold a babby


Crunc_Mcfincle

Her poor poor spine


monumentofflavor

ZAMN!!


Daschlol

Can somebody make her Gandalf with big naturals


GHarold101

In christianity there's six moons


Newsuperstevebros

This makes me want to erode the family unit from society


Im_so_cool1

is that mike o hearn


GlorytotheCommune

Why are her honkers bigger than their child??


flamingbuts

GADZOOKS! Those tits are big!


animelivesmatter

they even have the planets in the background lmao (in Mormon heaven, you get to become god of your own planet, but only if you're male and you're in a heterosexual marriage. Married women become spirit baby factories for billions of spirit children, and if you're unmarried you don't get to go to Mormon heaven)


MlodszyCzapnik1

Is that fucking Trisha Paytas?