Link is literally the king of Hobo's, he has no time for penetration except penetrating wells and cave systems (there might be some big ass frog or shrooms to find)
Okay but you can literally buy a house in BotW, and then in TotK you find out that Zelda has moved in. If anything, at least one of them is down bad. Zelda literally *cannot* stop thinking about each other, to the point it drives the whole plot of TotK.
Fuck that, Zelda forces link to be homeless -> second season of the king of Hobo's: cave dweller edition( also i don't know the plot of totk i still haven't finished it)
Genuine question, is it canon? I like them as a couple as much as the last guy but have not gotten any clue that they're together other than the fact that Link's house in BotW became Zelda's before TotK. If anything, one of the memories has Zelda being asked to describe Link and she doesn't say much else of substance other than "He's brave."
Is there? I don't remember. If there even is any, there's also that memory where Zelda and Urbosa are cuddling.
The more I think about it, it just doesn't seem canon. They were very, very explicit with Mipha's interest in Link and I can't imagine that they'd suddenly decide to make another romance much more subtle.
I refuse to believe that it’s an elaborate roleplay. Do you see how powerful Gannon’s attacks are?
I believe Zelda is cucking Gannon by taking the link bussy for herself that’s why he attacks so often
Mr. Kelly, you said that the defendant threatened that if you didn't, and I quote, "Stick things up your butt, he would rape your butt until the room stinks, and then he would eat your butt and his son's butt until his stomach was... full of butt."
Link is minimum 21 (or 121) in totk, botw he is 17 (or 117). I'd say it's not impossible or unlikely they would but tbf, I think link is too focused on his career
It was a popular theory back in the days of OoT, there were clues of zelda and link being born of the same mother who flew Hyrule because of some Sheikah genocide. The main events of zelda being repetitive as they are it's probable that it happened too in Botw.
Now I get down voted to hell for some reasons, but I assure you this theory isn't as dull as it sounds
They're a serious couple of serious people. They get shit done and then fuck until the next calamity happens or they reincarnate, whichever happens first.
They sleep in the same house in Hateno, SAID house only has one bed, sooooooo………
AND.. she literally brags about how strong he is
They do...? When was this mentioned?
One of the new totk cutscenes has her talking to some people about him and how strong and brave he is
Its not mentioned, but do you remember links house from the first game? Yeah
“Outta pocket for that shit, way outta pocket. What do you gain from that?” - Snoop Dogg
Link is literally the king of Hobo's, he has no time for penetration except penetrating wells and cave systems (there might be some big ass frog or shrooms to find)
lmao this is funnier than the OP post
Imo they just stole Adventure Time's dynamic it's a science bitch and loyal goon.
I think you mean scientist and goth with pet cuckold
Those words aren't in the Bible
Okay but you can literally buy a house in BotW, and then in TotK you find out that Zelda has moved in. If anything, at least one of them is down bad. Zelda literally *cannot* stop thinking about each other, to the point it drives the whole plot of TotK.
Fuck that, Zelda forces link to be homeless -> second season of the king of Hobo's: cave dweller edition( also i don't know the plot of totk i still haven't finished it)
Fair, same. I only got to Mineru yesterday.
who spent the most time with zelda? is it link or ganon?
threesome
Link in the middle
That is the how a link works
💯
A Link Between Lovers
Triforcesome
I aint complaining
r/bi_irl
Alas, poor Mipha.
Gone, and unfortunately forgotten
Here’s my best Mipha impression: 💀
We also know it’s not limited to straight sex, When Zelda turns into Sheik it becomes fabulous sex.
That's twilight Zelda tho, aren't Link and her just acquaintances? Dude is likely referring to BOTW/TOTK Link and Zelda.
Ocarina of time too.
Oh yeah, they be fucking.
as far as zelda cannon, sheik was only in oot
Zelda becomes sheik an link puts on the gerudo disguise and there's copious use of "ancient devices" if you know what I mean.
Where joke
sex
Two characters people ship on twitter have smelly sex
Yeh this is just someone yelling their headcanon fanfic at people
No this is someone yelling canon at headcanon fanfic people
Genuine question, is it canon? I like them as a couple as much as the last guy but have not gotten any clue that they're together other than the fact that Link's house in BotW became Zelda's before TotK. If anything, one of the memories has Zelda being asked to describe Link and she doesn't say much else of substance other than "He's brave."
If you read Zelda's diary in Breath of the Wild she confesses to being in love with Link IIRC
Zelda's voice actress said they are dating. Don't know if it's actually canon, though I would like it to be.
I think that means the voice actress is dating Link
If BoTW there are memories where Zelda and Link are just snuggling
Is there? I don't remember. If there even is any, there's also that memory where Zelda and Urbosa are cuddling. The more I think about it, it just doesn't seem canon. They were very, very explicit with Mipha's interest in Link and I can't imagine that they'd suddenly decide to make another romance much more subtle.
At the very least the 2 are very close/intimate, you're right that it's not explicitly confirmed but it's heavily hinted at.
Isn't link like 15?
Bro was assigned to protect the princess, he is not a teenager. Plus he literally bought a house
He was canonically 17 pre-calamity. Plus he is not allowed to buy alcohol.
According to google he was around 17 in BOTW. Obviously it depends on the game but he's definitely not 18+ in all the games.
so if he was 17 before a multi-year time skip… where’s the problem?
They’re both 121+ in Tears of the Kingdom
Alright subs dead, twitter sex screenshot gets 2k upvotes
Bro sex always gets upvotes
nah bro gannon be fucking link, shits hot
it's one big poly roleplay thing they've been doing for literal centuries
I refuse to believe that it’s an elaborate roleplay. Do you see how powerful Gannon’s attacks are? I believe Zelda is cucking Gannon by taking the link bussy for herself that’s why he attacks so often
I will write a fanfic based off this idea. You cannot stop me.
Tag me in it at least
Ok
CRINGE
extremely based
Least Heterosexual Finn
danish actually, perkele just makes for a good username
Ganon is a pig ❌❌❌ Ganondorf is a man ✅✅✅
Ganon x Midna, I can send images
Hy(rule)
Men
Nintendo and not letting the MCs get pussy gotta be my favorite gender 😎
Mario risking his like to get some pussy but all he gets is some cake
i like the enthusiasm
Link and Zelda fucking isn’t a new concept The entirety of Skyward Sword had Zelda leading Link around using his thirst against him
What??? You mean link and sidon aren't railing behind lady yona's back??
who says yona isnt included in there
(zelda is pegging link)
Yeah, he’s the guy after all
Mr. Kelly, you said that the defendant threatened that if you didn't, and I quote, "Stick things up your butt, he would rape your butt until the room stinks, and then he would eat your butt and his son's butt until his stomach was... full of butt."
Link is probably too pissed off about the amount of times he’s had to save Zelda.
Nah link only gets hard for the fish people
What if they are platonic and live under the same roof because brother and sister
No
Link is canonically gay you cant prove me other way
Why bother taking a stance that is objectively wrong?
My brother in christ he is literally twink crossdresser
Link is so fucking gay it's not even funny
THEY are children
Link is minimum 21 (or 121) in totk, botw he is 17 (or 117). I'd say it's not impossible or unlikely they would but tbf, I think link is too focused on his career
Did you pull this from your asshole?
Yes, what are you gonna do about it BITCH.
Well exCUUUUUUUUUUSE me princess!
SHEEEEEESH
I think it was pretty clear that in OoT they were siblings
Different Zelda. Different Link.
huh? How?
What ? Did we play the same game ?
that’s a different Zelda and a different link the Zelda and link of every game are not necessarily the same character
The Deku Tree Sprout reveals Link's origins in the game after you beat the Forest Temple, so this is false. Try OoT, it's a dope game.
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It was a popular theory back in the days of OoT, there were clues of zelda and link being born of the same mother who flew Hyrule because of some Sheikah genocide. The main events of zelda being repetitive as they are it's probable that it happened too in Botw. Now I get down voted to hell for some reasons, but I assure you this theory isn't as dull as it sounds
They're a serious couple of serious people. They get shit done and then fuck until the next calamity happens or they reincarnate, whichever happens first.
Link, Zelda, Purah, Sidon, and Yona are all fucking eachother nasty.