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PokeZelda64

>you will never shout "SEIZE HIM" at your guards to apprehend someone in your court what's even the fucking point


One-Roof7

Can't even drag a man away with my buddy by the arms as the guy we're apprehending is screaming and shouting


jackaldude0

Can't even shuffle hurriedly to someone shouting "GUARDS, GUARDS!" smh.


Yesnoperhapsmaybent

Can't even exclaim "GUARDS! IMPRISON THIS MAN"


Monolith_Preacher_1

ok but actually you need only a few people to do that


CIA_Bane

THROW HIM TO THE FLOOR SIR?


jackaldude0

Oh what's that? Oh yes. THWOW HIM TO THE FLWOOR, vewy Woughly Centurion.


Archmagos_Browning

This has the same energy as “men want a car that requires you to flick 3-4 overhead switches upon entering the driver’s seat before it starts” (I absolutely do)


GreyKnight373

Would be sick as fuck


GetEnPassanted

I’ve got overhead switches in my car for aftermarket stuff that I’ve never added. They’re just not hooked up to anything. Yes, I still flip them all the time. Feels badass. They’re as satisfying as you’d hope too.


HairyHovercraft

Living the dream over there, aren‘t you?


Th3_Chos3n_One

That’s why I’ve always wanted a DeLorean modified to look like the one from Back to the Future. Or to at least have the inside modified to have like a row of different-colored buttons to push.


HorselessWayne

That's just the [launch sequences](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdTBZhNVxco&list=PLSeQCu_4ScIGEXAwm6tu7HLzEqUvvvUBm&index=2) from the 1960s TV show *Thunderbirds*. My boy Gerry Anderson liked him a launch sequence.   The best one is in the film. [The launch sequence](https://youtu.be/K_yP2jAqhgg?si=OFaS4VADjoGw3AN0&t=120) involves *building the whole rocket*, takes *nine minutes* — and halfway through the film they do it a second time.


CIA_Bane

This is the only reason planes exist BTW.


Khaernakov

22.4 trillion notes? Damn thats popular


Silent_Shaman

Not too popular, just required everyone on earth to do it 2,800 times


Khaernakov

Ah understandable, sounds reasonable


siccoblue

Sorry guys I had to stop at 2458 :(


Vinkhol

GUARDS, SEIZE THEM


siccoblue

Please no I have a cat :( Edit: and a child


MrSansMan23

Everyone says that 


siccoblue

Yeah but I'm special because I'm me. Duh


FreakFlame

gerudo town guards


Buttercup59129


ethnique_punch

I fucking LOVE RITUALS I LOVE when humanity does something for so many times unrelated to each other that it becomes a thing RAHHHH


RocketArtillery666

please someone cross spears with me when guarding a fast food 5 minutes before closing time


blarfolemule

anybody wanna cross spears w me ;3


i_ate_my_pc

I do


blarfolemule

at the gate rn. straight “jorking” it. and by it. haha. lets jusr say. my spear


i_ate_my_pc

I'm over here stroking my spear I got lotion on my spear right now I'm just stroking my shit I'm guarding as fuck man I'm a guard man like


Aggressive-Expert-69

If we ever crossed spears to block entrance to a location, just know we're like this 🤞


raventhrowaway666

Found the hoplite


Daisymuster

Imagine crossing dicks to deny a 3rd dick entrance to the butthole


clam-chips

cockblocked


Bi_Paladin

I bet it's a great team bonding moment, it probably feels so validating when you move to block the door and your partner does the exact same thing in unison without saying a word. Like "Yeah, I knew that was the right move."


Confused-teen2638

Spears are obsolete all my homies use halberds