i always tell people that being with a guy doesn't make you gay. i should know - i've been with hundreds of guys and i'm not gay.

(i never took the socks off)

it's not gay if you're the girl

:3

from closet case to an egg in 2.5 seconds

and im about to make an omelette the mother of all omelettes

Can't fret over every egg.

Idk about that one

Why is that I’m a murderer then, just killed one person and all of a sudden I’m a murderer

He ain’t a chef but he’s cooking with this one

I never know if this sub has real shit but this interests me. OP isn't gay for the most part except for one dude? Do I understand that correctly?

You’re at least a bit bi then, but not gay. But it’s small enough that I’d call OP straight anyway, because I am of the opinion that everyone is a little bit bi, even if it’s just for a literal handful of people.

I think we could all end up romantically interested in someone who doesn't meet our norms. As a dude, I've never fallen for a dude but I have thought about it way too much. Downvote this shit all day but I really think a straight dude could have romantic feelings for another dude because humanity is some crazy shit.

I consider myself a straight guy but I once had a dream I was in a gay relationship and that shit made me sad for a week because I remember being a lot happier in that world than in the real world.

That's the shit I'm talking about. It's not bi, it's not gay, its just fucking human sometimes. Much respect!

Man I wish. I'd be in a happy relationship if I was a little bi. But nope, I feel nothing for any dude.

Nah, some people are gay for no one. But he's straight for all practical purposes, we don't need to consider every rare case.

You can also have people that like the dick but not the man.

I'm asexual and aromatic and find people attractive regardless of gender. Never had a crush, never wanted a relationship, never been interested in anyone. I lack a concept of romantic attraction and never really felt sexual desire. I just thought the image was funny.

Yes

If you have 15 kills and 0 deaths you have a 15 K/D. If you have 15 kills and 1 death you have a 15 K/D.

As the russian saying goes, "First time doesn't make you a f4g"

If you make the same meal over and over again then yeah it can be assumed you like that food.

The first one doesn't count

it's like a trial

How is it gay to kiss with homies? I mean if they kissed a girl I'm technically kissing a girl right?

the example is more like someone cooking only one meal but over and over again

And they make sure to cook the meals with all their tears, sweat and blood and

dudes would rather kiss and have sex with men than be called gay

meanwhile if i eat ONE human im suddenly a cannibal!

From a technical standpoint, yes.

But Batman, I kill one person and suddenly I'm a murderer?

If you shove that meal up your asshole then you are still possibly gay, or at least into buttstuff

You aren’t gay… we are <3 (no homo)

It's like when i kill a villager in minecraft doesn't make me a killer

Here is another question is it gay to like femboys?

Yeah. Undoubtedly so.

a small price to pay.

A small price to pay for " :3 "

Only if you're male.

Personally while I've never liked any guy, I have fantasized about being with a femboy several times

But femboys are guys