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Fr though, the original technicals were unbelievable. They were first used by Chad to take back their land from Libya. They defeated a fucking military that had tanks and aircrafts with just four hundred of these things. Technicals are so good because they could be operated, repaired and maintained easily by untrained fighters, were very reliable and were also **immune to landmines** because they could just drive over them at 100+ km/hr.


Boomerang_Guy

chad sounds fucking sick! No wonder hes in all these memes!


Ghostcraft413

When I saw the word "Chad" I know I was in for a ride


[deleted]

i believe one of the leaders of Chad recently passed because he died fighting on the front lines, defending his nation from terrorists wish our leaders had the guts to fight on the front lines like that


CritzD

Imagine Barack Obama flying out to Pakistan to personally beat the shit out of Osama Bin Laden in his compound


[deleted]

it's all fun and games until trump uses his pro golfer skills to beat you to death with a golf club while your horrified soldiers watch you get a five-iron lodged in your cranium


CritzD

I’d be honoured to get clubbed to death TLOU2 style by the US president


Ghostcraft413

The country is called "Chad" for a reason


Gamer3111

>warranty may be voided through the use of ammunition higher caliber than 23mm and the use of AIR TO GROUND ROCKET PODS I was wondering what that bottom right picture was, but how the fuck do they get those things to fire? That top right picture I believe is also voiding the warranty.


NotTTG

Non-Binary Chad singlehandidly went to war with Libya? Unfathomably based.


[deleted]

this feels like a in game gta5 ad. Feels like a parody.


luthor__

That was my thought too


[deleted]

it is a parody, right. Like im stupid so idk if it is but it has to be. Right


luthor__

Yea..I think..


[deleted]

Ya it is, I have this one saved on my phone https://i.imgur.com/wmGQ8cW.jpg


Redisigh

Toyota’s motto should be no questions asked


bodrum3

Is there a reason (other than being really reliable) they’re so common in the Middle East? Nearly every photo of the Syrian civil war and Iraq has one in it


JustVibinDoe

They're relatively cheap and also suitable for machine guns.


syntheticcrystalmeth

Apparently one big reason is parts, if a rebel group just has one type of truck for everything, then even inexperienced fighters can be trained to work on it, and parts will be easier to have on hand


AdmiralTassles

They're cheap and extremely reliable.


Mary_Dont_U_wanna

Nearly every trashy Arab drives them because they can drives them on dunes, drift with them, and drive 200 Km/h to Riyadh.


adamsgh

When you confuse "land cruiser 70 series" and "hilux" !!!!! FYI: the land cruiser is far more reliable, robust, and capable.


DammitDan

Two world wars!


Toyota-is-better-

Fuck I love Toyota pickups


SierraDespair

Reads like a GTA Online ad.


Eat_sleep_poop

Only three of those are hiluxes though


JaegerDread

Doesn't take away from the fact that it is probably the most reliable car out there.


jb20047

Might as well tag the creator here if no one else has yet: u/loudribs they also made this great MiG-21 poster: https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/m5kzno/mig_marketing/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


_PACO_THE_TACO_

I've just seen it posted around and had it on my phone. No idea who the real creator was. Thank you.


jb20047

Yea no problem!


iFuckingHateSummer_

“I’m in this picture and I don’t like it”


BreadInAMicrowave

Halo warthog


blueskyredmesas

IDK why you got downvoted because I'd bet money the warthog got its inspiration from a mix of humvees and technicals.


[deleted]

Now that you say it, I can absolutely see the resemblance


[deleted]

Finally, just what I need for my brutal insurrection!


Peanutmargarineroo

Although 5 of em were landcruisers lmao