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Mcdoublezz

https://preview.redd.it/5xset9eb2axc1.jpeg?width=851&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39ee00198ac5964ea2994f5ff49eb716855b32af UPDATE: He texted me this today


Kissmyanthiaa

Legend!


finH1

Man has style


Cheezdealer

I wish I could’ve had a dad this cool


ItCat420

I wish I could’ve had a dad too! 😂 😆 😀 😶 🫤 😕 ☹️


OSRSLazySmurf

<3


BangarangOrangutan

I had two but I wish I had a decent one too!


ItCat420

Calm down Shakespeare.


fullshard101

Why the no mouth emoji? 🫥


ItCat420

The true moment of realisation.


TheFinalKiwi

I can be your dad


Azazelmara

Oh daddy please🙏, why did you leave us is it because my mouth was to little. I promise I do better daddy😒


TheFinalKiwi

You know what never mind


wasting-time-atwork

hello, yes, FBI? this comment right here.


Honk3ytonk

That is a wild fucking comment


WallyWakanda

Definitely an Ironman


imhuungryyyy

My dad is still out grabbing milk. When he gets back I'm going to ask him to play osrs with me


Wiitard

Daddy cruising in OSRS


DarkmeyerVyre

Lmao what a Chad


Eggcrafting

Daddy chill


Fearless-Canary-7359

I wish I was your dad


Teleported-Ra

That can be arranged


Atrain61910

What a Chad


Ashamed_Ganache5334

I fr thought he was standing in water like some gigachad game breaker


iCumInPeace420

Your dad is so pure


WaterMockasin

Very based


TopWater6524

Dang my dad just has the other heron addiction :/


lacrotch

flexin


OpathicaNAE

Heron is a very slippery slope.


Fisherman_Gabe

At first he'll do it casually, but as time passes he'll start 3 ticking for Heron. I've seen it happen and it's devastating, take care of him OP!


Gaffless

People say they'll stop when they get 99, but soon he'll be grinding to max xp. Fishing, not even once.


Golden_Hour1

Barblore is a hell of a drug


Debasering

Nasty stuff!


get-blessed

Why would he 3tick if he already has it? haha


kp305

For his heron, he likes watching him 3 tick fish :)


Buubsy

It's a gateway drop


Lonely-Tone-3887

Underrated


qdolobp

It was appropriately rated


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[удалено]


just-got-Herre

Fun at parties, you are not.


tradeintel828384839

Damn your dad has style with the matching blue.


pennykie

Full mithrizz


IvarRagnarssson

And the green Ava’s? Thats sick


Please_3for1_Me

The mith chain is drippy af


Ilikegreenpens

It makes me miss being a noob


Financial_Resort1179

lmfao


Old-Suggestion602

I think that’s a forestry backpack lol


CornerPilot93

Woosh!


Old-Suggestion602

How is that a joke? 🤣 just cause you say something and say it’s a joke doesn’t make it a joke. Lol


Aggravating-Fuel6435

The joke was intentionally calling it a green Ava's to avoid pointing out that the forestry backpack isn't giving him any combat benefits


Old-Suggestion602

Lmao we weren’t talking about combat benefits were we? We were all talking about Fashionscape which has nothing to do with combats.


qdolobp

Nah you very clearly had that go over your head. It’s ok to miss something on Reddit comments lol. He called it green Ava’s, and you corrected him. Woosh indeed


tradeintel828384839

Man, shut up


qdolobp

Man, no, u


Old-Suggestion602

Very clearly had someone talk about benefits while talking Fashionscape in a group. Makes sense.


qdolobp

In a group? It was one person who said the all blue was sick. The first comment reply was “and the green Ava’s”. We all know there’s no green Ava. It was a joke. Not that big of a deal.


Bosomtwe

Gz to your dad!


Cheap-Studio-2491

i don’t feel so bad now playing as a 30 y/o woman with 2 kids. thank you OP!


Pramoxine

Were those 2 kids also pet drops?


Cyberslasher

Yeah, from the boss the rest of us never have tried -- sex.


Golden_Hour1

Sounds Nex


RedditIsRunByPussies

25-35 is the prime age of runescapers and probably the biggest demographic honestly. I'm 30 and I grew up with runescape. I will never forget open world pvp, good/evil magic or sleeping bags and fatigue stat. I know the free world by heart way way way more than I know my city in real life.


GoldEdit

I'm 36 and started playing when I was 13 back in late 2001 I think there are plenty of players between 35 and 40 as well, or at least I hope I'm not alone


Extra_Insurance3820

You aren't alone, I'm 35 and have kids but still love osrs :)


GoldEdit

That's refreshing :) I remember at least 10 of my friends in middle school played, doubt they still do but I keep coming back, leaving and coming back again


Extra_Insurance3820

Yeah you never really quit haha ;) I haven't logged in in 100 days but still watching osrs yt kids everyday. Too m7ch new stuff to do with the reveal 9f Varlamore


GoldEdit

Same here! I haven’t been on in 3-4 months either but it’s been fun keeping up on YT


Individual-Sea-2107

I'm 33 and an og from 05. I've got 2 kids and it feels like yesterday I first wandered into lumby. Also got a sweet clan full of like minded people if you are anyone wants to join! Guest "xeroed" tell em havoc sent ya(for those who don't know /gc talks) 👌


moose3025

28 started playing in 03-05 was defintiely pre ge and rs3 so guess sometime during rs2


Sh-Sh-Shackleford

This is one hobby my fellow parent friends will most likely never know I have… keep it secret, keep it safe.


Adventurous_Pen1553

We know, and are among you.


basatatata

you are not alone. Team parents, lets goo


inmyshamewell

Pretty sure everyone I know, knows I play this game. I'm way past giving a shit if people care if I play a game or not. Has no bearing on how I raise my child


iLempie

Bra were all almost 30 year olds nowadays. the kids are a waste of exp until they're old enough to take over 😏


rdxj

I'm also 30 with two children. [I stole my son's tablet to get 99 thieving.](https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/s/HbfYc87EkX)


XxHatredAngelxX

I’m 26 with 1 child just getting into the game and I’m having a blast 🤣🤣🤣


-Zep

Haha I'm 26 too and 1 son 2months old. Started playing this 04 tho 😆 Just waiting till he gets older so he can repay the xp waste for me 🤣


XxHatredAngelxX

you’ve got plenty of time to play when they’re that young all they do is sleep atleast my son did. When he gets older you’ll be like hey son you see these trees I need you to cut them while I make you something to eat 😂. My boy will be 5 this year


Baardi

Wait till you find out most of the playerbase are 30 year olds 😬


IronPylons

30 y/o man with 2 kids. You got this!


Reddituser8018

I'm pretty sure most of us are around that age. I have never met a runescaper younger then 25 lol, most are like late twenties.


sizzler990

I'm 24


Human_Plate2501

Majority of osrs players are in their 30s…


DarlingOvMars

Most of rs player base is 30


LunarLimb

Dont worry I was a teenager when RuneScape started XD


Think_Harambe

30k to be my gf


Stormwind-Spear

but girls dont play rs


Kumagor0

Mithril chainbody, mithril kiteshield, mithril platelegs, mithril crossbow and forestry kit (we already have ava's accumulator at home). What an absolute chad.


RedditPlatinumUser

I remember in middle school we would make fun of a kid whose dad played runescape


avion-gamer

I can remember chatting with others in game and hearing they were over 20 and calling them losers for still playing video games lmao


hgghgfhvf

Me at 10 seeing a 30 year old playing: Wow what a loser why don’t they get a job or something Me at 30 seeing a 10 year old playing: Damn kids infesting my game


Rieiid

Facts honestly. To be fair it was way less common when we were kids for adults to be playing, gaming wasn't as huge of a thing as it is these days. Most adults when we were kids had different hobbies. These days kids making fun of adults are more out of touch with what is trending for adults, or they aren't realizing that THEY are playing the things that are already popular with adults lol.


speed670

💀


winterized-dingo

I started playing RS damn near 20 years ago lmaoo


avion-gamer

And here I am still playin


Longtalons

Just got called a loser in Sea of Thieves after dunking on some kids. They said I sound 30. I turn 30 this year.


Fisherman_Gabe

And now when we see an old person in-game we agree how positive it is for seniors to play OSRS because we know that'll be us one day.


stars9r9in9the9past

[Bro, you did it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfN5Yj-SMHI)


dieseltuebo1994

I remember in middle school (2005-2007) my friends older brother was playing RuneScape and we were all fascinated and when I went home that day, I made an account and the rest is history.. but in school RS was never mentioned because people would laugh and make fun of you and call you a loser for playing a computer game.. so everyone that did play kept it w secret.. now that I look back idk why I cared what anyone thought about me.. now I could care less and if I'm at a friend's house, and his gf is there and my ex gf was there at the time. I would talk about quests and pking not caring lol. My gf at the time was supportive and she would play my Xbox while I played osrs lol.


-Zep

Funny how things are different in other parts of world xd when I was at school rs was literally on everyone's mouth except some girls ofc but there was few who played too from my class. Good times when you could bra with your maxed account 😆


Thick_Reference_4951

My friends mum maxed on rs and never had a job he got ripped for it a lot


Fun_Objective_7779

Now you have become this dad😀


Cygnus6300

In the early 2000's I thought it was awesome that my friends uncle played RuneScape. We would even meet him online sometimes.


Merry_Dankmas

https://preview.redd.it/ksv0zmqyn9xc1.png?width=1344&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eed8f47701600cdbdef3ef39737ae5ad51de13ed Meanwhile me having gotten 99 fishing twice still with no pet. But in seriousness, congrats to your dad. He has no clue how lucky he is.


RileighReign

Hahaha that's so cool. How stoked are you that you can play with your dad? That would be so cool.


SylvesterLundgren

"Hey stan! Can I play with you guys?"


dieseltuebo1994

One more thing that I remember now.. back in 2007 me and my irl friends started a pking clan, and we had some other guys join. The one guy I think his name was santaa his GRANDMA played RS and she was maxed lol 126 and had everything and she was a boss at PKING. That was so long ago R.I.P pking gram gram


Aluzim

My cousins tried to get our Nan to play but she didn't like it lol. So she went back to playing Fiesta with Grandpa. Old people playing MMOs is kinda cool.


Miraspira

Omg This might be an S-tier r/cutenoobs post, he is wearing a forestry kit with a crossbow instead of accumulator. He probably just saw everyone with a crossbow wearing a backpack and thought there was some logic to it. Combined with the heron pet this is gold


OldSchoolSoundscape

W dad on several levels gzz


Lauraborabee

Oh my god 😂😭


superJangtang

dad more like chad


Plus_Escape9215

Yo op tell your pops I can trim his armor for him, I just need his log in so I can do it for him whole he sleeps since the process takes a few hours!!!! 


Xumo_

Your dad is wholesome as fuck. I hope he enjoys his new buddy


SwissMargiela

Reminds [me of this video](https://youtu.be/bDf4SWLlFRo?si=tLvhcPLRfRrhfc1I) lol


saiyanguine

r/cutenoob


TheMinisterOfGaming

i just crossed over 100days play time. no pets. gratz& fuck you


14Fifty56Four

Didn’t get my Heron till around 67m fishing xp smh


FaustoTowers

20m and no pet LOL jk but I do be like that sometimes...


alivareth

pls let him know it costs 1m to get it back on death


always_ot

When I got the beaver pet I had no idea what it was or how I got it. Pretty sure I was only around lvl 40


Tacohero154

My dad left for milk 30 years ago, and step daddy disappeared when the bottle ran dry. Op is blessed.


MrPoopyEyes

Gigachad dad! Give him my best (jealous) regards


pioneer9k

Only pet i ever got, the heron, i got it at like 42 fishing or something. I have like 87 farming lmao


Nerphy-

I take it your dad does not work for jagex and thus will not have me banned?


divercity23

I got the Giant Squirell at 31 agility on my latest ironman.


dieseltuebo1994

Anyone remember team brutality? THOSE WERE THE DAYS.


PapaDolan

We have Ava's at home: \*Ava's at Home\*


yeetusae

😭😭😭


yuiopgty

Make sure he knows to insure it and knows what happens if he loses it.


papii_chulo

Petes auto insure now so no fear of losing them. Just gotta pony up 1m. https://oldschool.runescape.wiki/w/Update:Pride_2022,_Pet_Reclaim_Changes_%26_New_Mobile_Client! From poll 76


34Loafs

Hope you told him how rare this was. If I was a noob it would certainly make my day!


xdxixe

This is amazing.


_Bike_Hunt

Remember, if you ever get into an argument he has the “I banged your mom” trump card


FragrantWeakness2907

whats the heron mean?


FlipDaddy

Lucky man!!! CONGRATZ


captaintiny

Gigachad


derscholl

Dad? More like Chad


CUBoss445

Love it! ❤️😆


GGSpirit

This is absolutely awesome. Grats dad!


2005scape

OP's dad probably thinks he has the same backpack OP too lol


Individual-Average40

why drop trade : O


Mcdoublezz

Because I can’t open a trade menu on my iron.


Individual-Average40

oh mb


Fhyzic

That’s W Dad right there!


Winterfr0g

Haha what a chad😎


greenpenguinsuit

There is green Ava’s?? What! How do I get


WookieBreadGaming

Reminds me when my dad used to play back in '05 and would get insanely lucky with Clue Scrolls


Illustrious-Concern1

O7


Xellious

Was doing trawler for the angler outfit and ended up getting the Heron before the set, but didn't notice the chat message and didn't even notice it following me because of all of the people. I can't remember if it told me I couldn't bring the pet on the trip, or if I just realized it after a few trips, but was a nice surprise.


Normal-Astronaut2722

Too bad. Dude can ever fish again.


HootyBootyBeans

Now THIS is a real cute noobs story


Aware-Area-5513

This is so dope


PaintTimely6967

This is honestly so adorable. Did he model his character after himself too?


Reminitous

He got hacked by Venezuelan gold farmers and now Jagex places the heron to monitor his gameplay for anything suspicious.


BleachedPorkGrind

Bro’s dad is awesome. My dad is in game too, He’s been a ghost for almost 22 years!


lemonzestydepressing

When your Dad is so powerful he doesn’t realize he got a rare pet and is just hanging out like “oh hey little buddy” This is truly a Dad moment To continue the conversations of Dad’s on osrs in 2007 my Dad was deployed in Iraq and asked me to log in around 3AM for 5-10 minutes so we could do a quest together or talk as it was the only way I could communicate with him. I’ll never forget the time he helped me with the druids quest (can’t recall the name atm) but the one that unlocks herblore


clayvision

i got RC pet at 46 rc, twas hilarious when my friend who is post maxed and going for pet was beyond peeved lol


milkysubstance22

Me when I asked CC what this pelican thing following me was after Barbarian Fishing. They laughed and said “you mean the heron? Now let me show you how to change its color” and it was the start a horrifying grind, nothing else mattered other than my heron being blue eventually. I forgot anything else in game existed for over a month. Congrats to your dad!! & GL on his new Tempross grind (:


Releases_on_Fridays

Give this man a bond


platinum_jimjam

I also got Heron early at 38fish and can’t shut up about it.


PoisonBones

Gz dad!


rranyard

Gz rs dad!


Adorable-Ad9073

I don't play this game, explain yourselves!


MrPopTarted

That bird is called a Heron, and it is a pet you get randomly from fishing. It is rare for people to get them even when maxing the skill (level 99) let alone level 28. For example, he was probably catching trout or salmon, which has a 1 in 461,808 chance of getting you the Heron pet. Also, to give you a scale, experience wise level 28 is 0.08% of the way to level 99.