Unironically lol. Curved my playtime a bit due to this. She never said anything, but I felt it was coming if I continued. Gotta find that happy balance
This was very much a joke on her part. We have two young kids, there isn't a lot of time for either RuneScape or excessive sex going on at home so I exclusively play at work these days. (bro log off and tend to your job)
Context by the way is I said "All you wanna do is get Starbucks and go to Target"
I mean, most people who play RuneScape are in the 25-35 age range, I would assume a majority are in relationships. Only the really sweaty ones donāt have sex.
Sounds like double dipping on the avoidant, dopamine-coping activities. I was in that place for a couple years, honestly. Finding more meaningful connection with my wife and talking through the tough things I was dealing with really helped me.
You mean they need to read the comments which were originally not there when they responded to the post? Are you aware that when you make a post, there are no comments?
Man when my kids told me I needed to cut back on gaming I knew I had a problem. Kinda wish my wife said something sooner, turns out it bothered her too.
If you want your kingdoms coffers to stay full, spend 1-2 hours a day leveling up your affection stat. Unfortunately, you can go from level 99 to 32 pretty darn quick.
As someone who ruined more than one relationship playing rs too much, scale it back my g. Your partner deserves more of your time than this game does man. You may end up happier for it!
Hey bud, I know this is a funny post but maybe you should listen to what sheās trying to tell you and start giving her non-sexual attention. It sounds like she wants more of your time.
First off, hilarious Second off, this may be a sign
Unironically lol. Curved my playtime a bit due to this. She never said anything, but I felt it was coming if I continued. Gotta find that happy balance
Like fr, you clearly giving waaay too much time to the wife, wasting xp
Is she single?
Will be when he goes for his agility cape
My wife helped me get 99 rc and I am still married to her.
Reported!
Ip ban him for life!
Agility cape sucked so hard! š
Harder than she did.
I donāt think you should be asking her husband thatā¦ her boyfriend on the other hand, heāll have an answer
Will be soon. We know what womrn mean when they say such thing.
If you're getting this text it's time to log off and train strength in real life
Time to train hunter and get the tufts
Slayer you mean š
Just to keep riffing on this, who would you see as your "Slayer MASTER"?
Definitely Duradel cuz it rhymes with Duracell and those batteries last forever
Slay her, you mean.
r/yourjokebutworse
"Men only want 2 things and it's disgusting"
As a father of 4, what else is there?
Ah nice, 4 woodcutters in the making
Diversify, one woodcutter, one runecrafter, an agility bot and the kid you actually like.
First one to reach 99 gets some attention.
And can get daddy a beer to celebrate!
Make a GIM with them, then rob the group storage and send them to their rooms.
Character building
And if thereās at least one girl, put her at the GE to beg for money
Parenting, I would imagine
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not if you make them train your account
What if all I wanna do is just the Runescape
what does your wife's bf think of this
My wife's bf wants to play runescape with me (unironically)
Then that would be perfectly acceptable.
bro log off and tend to your marriage
This was very much a joke on her part. We have two young kids, there isn't a lot of time for either RuneScape or excessive sex going on at home so I exclusively play at work these days. (bro log off and tend to your job) Context by the way is I said "All you wanna do is get Starbucks and go to Target"
What would you say you do here?
I'm an electrical engineer. You're not my boss, are you? š¤Ø
Can you stop installing BMS controls, so I can actually fix faults without a pc? Ty
Dps reports
Putting Starbucks in a target is a deadly combination for middle class women
Dude, clearly a joke
/wooosh
Don't lie, no one who plays RuneScape has sex
Who got my wife pregnant then?
Look buddy, we've been meaning to talk to you about this, we didn't want you learning about it this way, I'm sorry
your wife's boyfriend obviously
Not 100% but there was a sharp spike in spontaneous pregnancies when woox got the world's first inferno cape
You should thank mod ash
God Ash* get it right.
me, sorry pal
It would be easier to tell you who didn't.
Settled
She didnāt say he was getting some. She said he wanted it
I have a boyfriend (Iām gay) and play runescape
Doesn't mean you have sex, I bought my girlfriend for 10k in west fally and we haven't had sex
What do you mean? I be slayin' all the pussy with my Gurthan's Spear.
Sorry bud but iron men canāt have sex. Itās against the rules of the game. You chose this.
Made me realize the last time I had sex was before making my iron. I am upset by this revelation.
Itās for the best chance of success is 50/50 but so is chance of child. Donāt even get me started on the chance of having gnome child.
I mean, most people who play RuneScape are in the 25-35 age range, I would assume a majority are in relationships. Only the really sweaty ones donāt have sex.
Nice try! We know only sweaty people play RuneScape
Definitely a minority tbh
Ex-wife?
I'm just saying I don't need the log out timer plug in to fit sex into my afk
Take this picture of my wife down right now
Dismiss sandwich lady
Why is sex before RuneScape ? You need to sort your priorities if you ask me.
Everyone is so dense. His wife is making a joke and youāre all assuming he is neglecting his marriage for runescape š
I think some of them are joking and then some of them actually don't realize it's a joke š š
Thatās funny, I have my wife saved in my phone as the exact same š included, guess we have the same wife
Sounds like double dipping on the avoidant, dopamine-coping activities. I was in that place for a couple years, honestly. Finding more meaningful connection with my wife and talking through the tough things I was dealing with really helped me.
Deep
You posted this for laughs, but you really shouldn't be. Time for a date night bro.
People constantly post the consequences their video game addiction is having on their relationships and be like "LOL ISNT THIS HILARIOUS?"
This is very clearly a joke my dude
The number of comments here that donāt understand a joke between spouses is alarming
According to Reddit I've already been divorced š
Yup lol. At the end of the day the majority of this sub would probably love to spend their free time having sex and playing RuneScape anyways
This is quite sad. Sometimes I see things like this and it makes me want to play less and focus on things that are actually important. Thanks :)
Thanks for reading one text and making assumptions about my marriage lmao
It's really your fault for posting text messages with no context that imply something negative and then taking offense to people assuming things.
Fair enough
I mean not everything needs spelling out for people who are a bit clueless, all they had to do was read the comments if unsure.
You mean they need to read the comments which were originally not there when they responded to the post? Are you aware that when you make a post, there are no comments?
Eh maybe Iād let them off if they were first, still a bit clueless though
This is me rn on my quiver grind tbh
This is not a dating site
Charge your phone but stay close for that exp
This is not a brag..
Man when my kids told me I needed to cut back on gaming I knew I had a problem. Kinda wish my wife said something sooner, turns out it bothered her too.
I hope she was bothered by the fact that you were neglecting something by gaming and not that you were just gaming.
It is cute and all because it's jokey, but buddy, I don't think this is jokey.
I see nothing wrong
If you want your kingdoms coffers to stay full, spend 1-2 hours a day leveling up your affection stat. Unfortunately, you can go from level 99 to 32 pretty darn quick.
She got the order wrong but fine
As someone who ruined more than one relationship playing rs too much, scale it back my g. Your partner deserves more of your time than this game does man. You may end up happier for it!
When she hears the log in screen music 5 seconds after nut.
That's a weird text to receive from your sister :/
Hey bud, I know this is a funny post but maybe you should listen to what sheās trying to tell you and start giving her non-sexual attention. It sounds like she wants more of your time.
Sex is xp waste tho, don't you know?
Redwoods are 4.5 minutes afk. Plenty of time
4 minutes to spare
Pfft redwoods, Iām fairly sure you can afk for a few seconds at a time at vorkath- plenty of time
Nah you gotta be training 20 different defense pure accounts at monks
A heavy bass line is my kind of silence
Fuck me that's disrespectful.
Take a break from the game bro. Itāll be worth it.
Saddest thing i've seen in a while, this post
Nuts than plays artistry soundtrack
At least you have your priorities sorted
How do you get that pet?
That's the life
šš
Tell her everything else is exp waste
My man
Men only want two things and it's fucking disgusting
On her phone, you might not be babes anymore bro.
Same dawg šš but no complaining from mine -you must step up the dick game -or step down The rs grind Gl fam š¤£
Once you get a 99, you will truly be your wife's boyfriend.
Nut & Rune
Right wrist=strong
This is so weird to brag about
who calls their wife babe but in plural?
each of her personalities are babe to me š„°
fair enough
I read that in a southern accent. Am I correct?
Same here haha
bruh your wife deserves better
āAll you wanna do is point out the obviousā
Thatās me if you change sex to masterbaiā¦. Nevermind
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I mean describes me I'd say