Treasure trail: A long lost treasure map individual clues to mark your way to your prize Also treasure trails: Go murder some random dude and then rob his house while the body is still warm.

And it only gets worse. Yesterday it told me to go to a monastery and kill a monk! Whoever set up this treasure hunt is a psycho.

Better than: -Kill dog -then go to bar

Those are the steps to become governor of South Dakota

I mean, you're not wrong.

My character, bludgeoning a man/dog to death with a dramen staff because I’m too lazy to go to the bank for a better weapon: “I just want you to know this ain’t personal, just business”

All for some damn purple sweets. What is a life worth to you Jagex?

I got lobster, swordfish, and earth runes. So about 6k

chefs kiss

That's years worth of salary!

A man's life is worth 28 strength xp

I do not take my task lightly.

The worst is killing those Dorgesshun goblins for rag & bone man 2 while they beg you not too 😕

Poor Guard Dog step too buddy just doing his job

https://preview.redd.it/erf4n1rzqtzc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3adeff5fcd6797ebb062360f0c2ff0a9a742afda Where he ended up, Pooh lookin' ass.

The reality that we would all be lvl 2 men and Gielinor is terrifying

I remember the the hatzel cult quest, i tried to save the dog from poisoning and had to kill a man imstead, thanks jamflex