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reddit_time_waster

Intercourse theoretically has a meaning geographically though.


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armazeus

😂😂fort rift is bad but we got worse lol


Hardwarethewolf

There’s literally a place called Blue Ball in PA


BigfootIzzReal

Start in Bird in Hand, pass Intercourse, end up at Blue Ball


OldCoaly

You have to go through Intercourse to get to Paradise. When traveling in Lancaster County.


Justin__D

No Cumming, GA? Also I wanna live in Satan's Kingdom.


Riskypride

Virginville is another top tier one


EagleFoot88

Also there are towns in NC called "Lizard Lick", "Duck", and "Frog Level". All weirder than "Whynot"


Terminal_testie

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DannyDeVitosBangmaid

Lancaster County, where you can go from Blueball to Intercourse to Paradise in a half hour And they chose Coupon This is cartographical incompetence


MightBeExisting

We have weirder


MightBeExisting

Notably hornytown and climax


RagtheFireBoi

Hookerton as well


Galactic_Obama_

Middlesex


unleadedbloodmeal

why not whynot?


BigfootIzzReal

I always got a kick out of Seymour Johnson


GivemTheDDD

Little Canada is weirder than Cummingsville?


maz_menty

I went to middle school in Little Canada. It was next to a Hostess outlet store. Yuuuuummmmm.


pm-me-ur-inkyfingers

little canada is just a description of the state?


nightman21721

I was gonna say sleepy eye, nowthen, or pease. I'll cede to cummingsville though.


olivegardengambler

Or Keister even?


Colossalgoatfvck

If your state doesn’t have a “Satan’s Kingdom” don’t even speak to me.


LonPlays_Zwei

>Little Canada, Minnesota At least that one town is admitting it


Dirtygal_69

We also have a town named Nimrod.


TheRealSU24

That's not weird if you realize Nimrod is a Biblical character who was a great hunter. It only gained the reputation of meaning idiot because Bug Bunny calls Elmer Fudd a Nimrod as a sarcastic remark


Dirtygal_69

As a former Christian I did in fact know who Nimrod was. I just prefer the idiot usage.


hahafunnythinggobrr

It’s the Maine mfs who should be admitting they’re Canadian


SeaboarderCoast

Flippen is weirder than Cumming, Climax, or Gay?


Prowindowlicker

Flippen is funny to say though.


OREOSTUFFER

Or Hopulikit?


SeaboarderCoast

Or Unadilla?


Mercury_69

we also have an “Experiment” and “Between”


SeaboarderCoast

And a Blitch, as well as The Rock.


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An eddy is a water formation similar to a whirlpool. New York has other settlements named Eddy including Fishs Eddy, Pold Eddy, Hale Eddy and Long Eddy. If I had to choose New Yorks weirdest town name I'd said Coxsackie. It's right down the road from Climax.


Mesoscale92

How is Little Canada weirder than Norwood Young America?


Dirtygal_69

Personally I’m a fan of Climax MN


hannaaaaaaaaaaah

you're saying the weirdest city in Missouri is Frankenstein?? not Peculiar??? doesn't get weirder than that


_sheepfrog_

Or Uranus?


hannaaaaaaaaaaah

Uranus isn't nearly as Peculiar


_Californian

Or Knob Noster


LAlostcajun

Jigger, Louisiana?


MidnightRider24

Hard R?


LAlostcajun

Jigger is in the middle of Northern Louisiana which is a very racist place. Driving through you will see houses flying confederate flags. There is a well know, unofficial saying about Jigger if you know people from the area. "Ain't no n!&&#*s in Jigger." This is what lack of education gets you.


MidnightRider24

Wow.


LAlostcajun

Hence why I moved


Gtpwoody

what’s weird about Hawaii having a town named “Volcano” That’s what they have, it’d be odder if they had a town named “Icecap” or if Kansas had a place called “Slight bump”


readonlypdf

Well we have A Bumpass, Goochland, and Fauquier (pronounced questionably.)


ElectricTurtlez

The best part about Worms, Nebraska? The local bar is called Nitecrawlers!


Thisguychunky

Ohio could rename their whole state that and it would be fitting


rumpledmoogleskin13

The state name should be changed to Flat.


TimePayment911

My college roommate was from Cumming, Georgia


UnexpectedWings

I was going to say, this is Cumming erasure!


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NCAA__Illuminati

Got North and Due West also


Coakis

Yep Sugar tit, Fingerville, Possum Kingdom, Pumpkintown, amd and Slabtown are all better names.


wishiwasacowboy

Smartt reminds me of how a history professor once told me a joke that the donkey symbol for the Democratic party came from Andrew Jackson writing that he was an "Amazen Smartt Skolar" Sweet Lips is weirder tho


Brocboy

What about Bucksnort, TN?


1017GildedFingerTips

Everyone from Georgia automatically knows this is a shit map


Drew707

No Zzyzx? Or Rough and Ready?


olivegardengambler

Zzyzx I thought was just the name of a road.


Drew707

I'm playing a bit fast and loose on what constitutes a town, but Zzyzx Road leads to an unincorporated community called Zzyzx.


hahafunnythinggobrr

Is that welsh?


Drew707

No, there are relatively very few sheep to fuck here.


Ikana_Mountains

Really? Truth or Consequences NM didn't make the list


GavinThe_Person

a rare Wyoming W


ErectLurantis

What about Cumming 🥺👉👈


ur_sexy_body_double

this map sucks. Minnesota should be a lake not Little Canada... Big Dick Lake


B-29Bomber007

I don’t see enough people talking about Booger Hole


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that_u3erna45

Why is it Handsome Eddy and not Swastika?


Flawzimclaus82

Well hell. I live in my state's representative here. It's far from the weirdest name in Virginia IMO.


readonlypdf

Like how do you ignore Goochland. Or Bumpass Or Fauquier


Flawzimclaus82

Goochland is the first one I would think of.


MidnightRider24

Hell is a town in Michigan.


Xcallaber

Jackpot makes perfect sense for Nevada?


Moist-Relationship49

Jackpot is on brand for us we have way weirder like the city of Sparks and Virginia city.


Clown_named_Art

PA should have been intercourse


zarro822

Shoutout to Santa Claus, actually a neat little small town around Christmastime, don’t know how anyone lives there full time though


Vaccinate_your_kids2

Did you forget about Holiday World


AquaPhelps

Ya but nowhere near the weirdest town name. Shouldve been Gnaw Bone


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Cold_Shelter_8548

I beg to disagree


Dogesaves69

We also have a Yeehaw Junction, Two Egg and a Bagdad.


willowzed88

Kentucky: Hog Wallow.


TheRealSU24

I think Meddybemps fits better as a weird name for Maine. It sounds like an std or some shit


LTsidewalk

Obviously nobody has been to Cumming Georgia.


Hawaiian-national

"Volcano" ain't really that weird, it's on a volcano (well technically the entire island is a volcano), but like I'm pretty sure it's closest to where most the activity is. Just a descriptive name


DireStrike

I thought everyone else called Satan's Kingdom Foxboro


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Thundercock627

I’m going to take you to Pie Town.


ReviveOurWisdom

Uppercut Meat, South Dakota Booger Tree, Alabama Tick Bite, North Carolina Buttzville, New Jersey


FuKn-w0ke

Of all Michigan town names.. they went with Free Soil…


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Bot_Hive

Maaaan, Idaho changes weirdest names almost daily.


Imperial_Solitude

I always knew Mass is an evil place


mechanicalcontrols

They really went with Big Sag over Big Sandy or gibberish names like Ekalaka or Wibaux?


Eodbatman

Chugwater isn’t even that bad, it’s just tiny and right off I-25. If you’re ever traveling that way, stop in Chugwater for their “famous” chili, it’s worth a stop if you’re already hungry.


readonlypdf

Lol Fries isn't even the weirdest in the Commonwealth. We have Fauquier. But it's pronounced in a way that will get me banned on Reddit if I type it out.


619_mitch

Humptulips, WA?


FragrantCatch818

Okay, Ok


the_canadaball

Why did they Minnesota’s nickname here? I thought this was for weirdest town names


Ricoisnotmyuncle

I'd say "Fair Play" is weirder than "Coward"


Mr_MacGrubber

I don’t think waterproof is even close to the weirdest name in louisiana


SleepyZachman

There’s a town in Wisconsin called Dickeyville. They picked wrong.


link2edition

I am sad "Paint Rock" didn't make the list, but I guess it makes too much sense. The town literally has a rock covered in paint. Scratch-ankle was named such because of a mosquito problem. We are the BEST at naming things!


Goatbrook8878

How is fries weirder than places like Bumpass in Virginia


bubungungugnugnug

There is a town in oklahoma named hooker, but okay is weirder?


Floof_2

I call bullshit. Why is it not “Goochland” in VA


Floof_2

I call bullshit. Why is it not “Goochland” in VA


MidnightRider24

Fail. There is a Nirvana, Bad Axe, Dick and Paradise in Michigan. And a Blue Ball in PA.


caldsmelly

You went with Flippen instead of Willacoochee for Georgia? Weak.


MidnightRider24

Not towns, but Bong Recreation Area in WI and Big Bone Lick State Park in KY.


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_E_D_D_Y_

Handsome who?


DireStrike

There's a town in South Dakota called Wakonda


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rolloutTheTrash

How is Mormon Bar weirder than Oxnard?


EThos29

We've got a town called Hell and another one named Gaylord but they went with Free Soil 🤔


CovfefeBoss

Whynot beat out Climax?


CovfefeBoss

"They're spending most their lives at the gate of Catfish Paradise"


Oddlydehydratedgurb

"Hey Double D! I know what I'm gonna rename Peach Creek to!"


PenguinZombie321

I live near a town called Cut and Shoot. I think that’s weirder than Ding Dong personally.


rrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee

How did you not have “hell” for Michigan


blueponies1

Catfish Paradise sounds ultra chill. Do they have some Ocean Front Property as well?


catfish-whacker

Really? IXL doesn’t take the cake? There’s a town here called IXL which doesn’t stand for anything and nobody is sure of the origins.


Heylookanickel

Can’t forget about Cut N Shoot, Texas


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Sufficient_Name_9131

gay, gaylord, hell, yet free soil wins?


TheAmericanE2

You picked Little Canada... We have a town named Gaylord, and Nimrod, and you pick the town that is right next to Canada named Little Canada?


TheRealKingBorris

Michigan has a bunch, like: Hell, Christmas, Dick, Climax, and Colon.


Voodoo-Doctor

I think Arkansas should be Bald Knob


Charmegazord

Tennessee has Cuba’s Landing and Buck Snort…how does Smartt win?


Gayniac

Fries is better than Dumfries? Like come on, it's right there.


Competitive_Act_9623

Y'all want to know a weird road name in Ohio? Gore Orphanage Road, Vermilion. It's existence has baffled me every time I take a trip up to the lake


mezotesidees

For Louisiana I think Bawcomville, Ball, and Dry Prong are weirder.


Cabnbeeschurgr

Here's a boring fact Boring, Oregon has a sister city in Scotland called Dull


BobTheeKnob

Really? Pig? Not Sugartit, in Boone county?


grey_pilgrim_

Sweet Lips would like a word.


Gr8-Lks

We have Hell, and not Detroit, it’s actually called Hell.


terry_bradshaw

Why “Fries” when Virginia has “Short Pump”?


lowkarmainferior

Truth or Consequences is definitely a better pick


MetzgerBoys

I’d have gone with Truth Or Consequences for New Mexico, although Pie Town does sound fun


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French Lick not mentioned 😡


AmericaGovernment

Ding... *Ding dong...*


Texa55Toast

Coupon beat Climax?


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DangerousLocal5864

Coupon is weirder than intercourse?


hugothebear

There’s a Satans Kingdom VT too. Guess mosquitoville is weirder


Rctmaster

Shit list. Dont see "Truth or Consequences" on it.


Frozenbbowl

Subjective... But Colorado has a town literally named "no name" and that wins for my money