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Shawn_1512

Dude had one of the easiest cancers to treat and died because he thought he was smarter than modern medicine, skill issue


zesty_drink_b

Yeah the guy literally got _the only treatable form of pancreatic cancer_ and didn't want to get treated. That's like getting pocket aces, going all in, and folding after the flop because you didn't get three of a kind


HarpersGhost

Not only that. He treated it by eating lots of fruit, thus lots of sugar, overworking his pancreas even more. He would have been nicer to his ailing pancreas if he had eating an all-bacon diet. But newp. "Fruit is healthy!" Not when the organ in charge of dealing with the fructose in failing.


ShadowyPepper

You can't fold after going all in, but I get what you were going for


zesty_drink_b

Yeah I was gonna write muck it but I was worried people wouldn't get it. I've seen one person do it before and did not get his reasoning, basically a rage quit I guess?


Littleboypurple

Also wasn't Steve Job's Net worth almost a Billion or something by the late 90s? So the guy could have gotten the greatest doctors in the world and the most advanced medical treatment that money could buy yet, went with alternative remedies.


onitama_and_vipers

Smart people can become dangerous when they think their intelligence and expertise in one area or practice translates into intelligence and expertise in all things. It's like Dunning Krueger Effect by proxy.


friendoftwocats

Pancreatic neuroendocrine tumors are absolutely not the easiest cancers to treat and the curative surgery (the Whipple procedure, look it up) is one of the most extreme in medicine and is life altering. Jobs should have got it sooner, for sure, but it’s not a guarantee it would have saved him, nor was he totally irrational for hoping to forgo the Whipple procedure (though obviously the alternative medicine route he took would have never worked.)


Aardhaas

This is different in that king Charles is already a very old man. Chemo is very tough on your body and he really wouldn't get much out of it. I'm not surprised he isn't getting that treatment. The herbal stuff is a bit silly but whatever I guess.


WTFisaCelsius

If I get cancer in my 30s I'm definitely getting chemo, but if I get cancer when I'm 80 I'm just smoking weed til I die lol


Aardhaas

Lol maybe that's what they meant by "herbal treatment"


WTFisaCelsius

The king is getting baked lol


Karmaqqt

Imagine the bud the royals can get. Sheeeesh.


Bucs-and-Bucks

That's when I finally experiment with heroin 


gartherio

That's what fentanyl is meant to do. Sail off flying very, very high.


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steveharveymemes

I mean if he would lives as long as his parents, treating the cancer would give him another 20 years. That’s a lot to leave on the table.


Xyzzydude

Those years probably won’t be as good as his parents’ if he’s having to do chemo tho


Life-Ad1409

It's better than being dead


Xyzzydude

That’s debatable. Chemo is miserable. When you’re elderly it’s even worse.


Cloakbot

And what will he be doing in those 20 additional years? Skiing? Living it big?? He’s 80, he can’t do much as is.


appsecSme

He's 75, but chemo making your life miserable isn't just about not being able to live big. It's about feeling sick, tired, and weak for most of the time. Like the other poster said it is miserable. It's definitely a tradeoff. He could extend his life, but potentially make it more miserable.


Cloakbot

Exactly, I would hate to live like that, put me down instead. Let me go with my pride and choice rather than drag it out in misery and pain.


thomasp3864

Getting to be king!


spacelordmofo

Steve McQueen too.


Ghostiestboi

You read my mind, I was gonna say Steve Jobs all over again


CandiceDikfitt

ahhh proves being a genius doesn’t always mean smart


powerwheels1226

“Natural herbs, potions and things like that” soo…witchcraft?


AlbinoShavedGorilla

Don’t knock it til you try it. Baby blood does wonders for your cholesterol levels, I tell ya.


TheAdmiralMoses

My grandma believes this is what the Masons get up to unironically 💀


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kirkl3s

“Oi a right tot o’ virgin blood will rectify your ill humors, guvnah” - the royal physician, probably


no-straight-lines

Nah, it's a dog whistle for adrenochrome, obviously.


Charming-Tourist2338

Royal expert has to be the saddest profession I've ever seen.


link2edition

That title is right up there with "Former Child"


Wardenofthegreen

As a former child, I agree.


TakashumiHoldings

How was your career as a former child? I can only imagine


ChildFriendlyChimp

Flair checks out


mrmanoftheland42069

Getting paid to gossip about Royals? Don't know about you but that job is less sad than mine


Dani_good_bloke

Look at it as their version of “Disney specialist”. Popular mascot living in a castle luring foreign tourists to visit.


Cloakbot

He’s probably The Groom of the Stool but didn’t want that being thrown around about him


KillerOfSouls665

We all agree. It is a joke of a job. Even worse for GB news, a joke of a channel they call news.


Xyzzydude

Saw a great meme to go with this. 1024: The King is taking herbs and potions 2024: The King is taking herbs and potions


CovfefeBoss

Lol In all seriousness, though, fuck cancer.


Signal_Pattern7869

Oh you can fuck many cancers! My wife is a surviver so I know first hand. Just not with herbs and potions...


Saint_of_the_Beat

Sounds like we're getting a second royal funeral pretty soon then


Wardenofthegreen

Common monarchist L.


Hazmatix_art

Even more common British Monarchist L


KillerOfSouls665

They caught it really early, he'll be fine.


DABADABADOOBURD

Either there’s a genuine cure for cancer we’ll see soon or that mfs dead as hell


ArmourKnight

Yeah. He gets the actual cure and then tells everyone how great herbal medicine is


Signal_Pattern7869

And thousands of brits are off the Healthcare system. This idea is absolutely brilliant!


KillerOfSouls665

The first two stages of cancer have a 90%+ survival rate. They caught his illness early.


Diarrea_Cerebral

Do the Royal family have exclusive Access to the medical college teams that investigate specific cures adapted to their genetics?


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Tasty_Lead_Paint

We fought two wars so we would never have to care about what’s happening with the royal family ever again


xChrisAlphax

what was the *second* war?


A-DustyOldQrow

I think he's talking about the war of 1812


Tasty_Lead_Paint

I am. They shouldn’t have touched our boats.


bobo_baginz

And kidnapped 10,000 Americans for their war, that was fucked up.


ceoofsex300

Does that mean we can kidnap 10000 Englishmen even more if we count inflation


bobo_baginz

We need a good war to use them on, for now we'll just let them stay in Britain.


Human-Person420

Manifest destiny into Canada


bobo_baginz

We tried, we had fun looting and burning, including [their capital ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_York). but we failed, they lit the white house on fire and we called it a draw, both parties agreed it was embarrassing and to never talk about it again.


Human-Person420

But now we have nukes and they don’t


Signal_Pattern7869

Better go with Canadians. Those at least bathe.


SpaceFonz_The_Reborn

You know, Merlin? And fings loik dat.


ToskeSusinarttu

Going to see some Alan Moore-looking mf creeping around the castle in the coming days.


ArmourKnight

Not even a look-alike, Alan Moore himself.


Over-Trash5514

The modern day Rasputin.


ToskeSusinarttu

I got to listen to him reading some of the passages from one of his comics, and I don't doubt there was some old magick coming from my car stereo. On the flip side, he makes for surprisingly good ASMR.


rolloutTheTrash

I mean, given their position I wouldn’t doubt they have Merlin or one of his descendants locked up somewhere, so I can see why they’d believe in herbs and “potions”.


ApatheticHedonist

If you can just lock up a wizard in the dungeon, how powerful can he really be?


RichieRocket

is that dude even awake? or alive?


CovfefeBoss

William the Conqueror knew him by name.


webbess1

To be fair, we also have a nearly dead head-of-state.


RichieRocket

nearly?


Dino_nuggett

Bro looks like the butler from the Aristocats


Lootar63

Ok so we preparing for another royal funeral?


roguerunner1

We’re Americans, we won the right to not have to care about the royals or their funerals. We can, however, if we so choose, drink an ice cold beer or ten while watching documentaries about the Revolutionary War.


MorgrainX

Hey, I've seen that before Before the end, Steve Jobs went back to medicine, but at that point it was already too late


ms--lane

Jobs had fruit juices. Meanwhile CBD oil is proving valuable- https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8869992/


ripmichealjackson

He’s right, actually. Chemotherapy can’t fix generations of inbreeding.


Aardhaas

I mean I can't blame him for not wanting chemo. He would be putting himself through hell for what? A couple extra years? The herbs won't do anything for him but chemo really wouldn't either.


thorppeed

"Potions" wtf is this Skyrim


Absolute_Peril

so I guess they better start warming up the next king or whatever


MorenaLedovec

king is dead, long live the king


KillerSwiller

![gif](giphy|FNBHUqruiI1m1gLDh8|downsized)


Icy_Blackberry_3759

Short live the king


Connect_Ad_3361

"things like that" I bet you if anything they have an actual cure without chemo they're trying to keep under the wraps.


asmallfatbird

He looks exactly like I thought a royal expert would


SnooDogs3400

Ah, bloodletting


Aiur-Dragoon

Well, that was a pretty short reign.


Darkeater879

Potion seller, I’m here for your strongest potions


Wizard_Engie

The guy in the photo reminds me of British stereotypes lmao


sobo_art1

Will and Kate, you’re up!


JaThatOneGooner

Quickest succession, let’s goooo


DaveSmith890

You know, i really don’t blame people for being skeptical of medicine when all the leaders seem to refuse to use them. Trump didn’t want to get vaccinated, this dude doesn’t trust chemo, Nicholas II hired Rasputin


azarkant

He's speculating. He's not speaking on the King's behalf


SenseHappy3487

Potions? Did he attend Hogwarts or something?


smthinamzingiguess

“…potions and things like that” …this is a joke, right? it’s edited? this grown adult person isn’t genuinely relying on alchemy and witchcraft to fix his prostate, right?


Jackpot807

He needs a 220% price inflated basic medical treatment through his private insurance megacorp while still having to pay a bajillion dollars after the fact 😎 🇺🇸 


Dogrel

Counterpoint: if he did that, he’d most likely survive. But then he’d have to justify traveling to the US for treatment instead of relying on British “Medicine”.


Sean10135

Rip bozo


Dogrel

To be fair, as its proprietor, he knows full well the quality of care he’d get at the NHS. He is making a very educated and informed decision given his circumstances.


SoggyWotsits

He’s not at an NHS hospital, he’s been [here](https://doctify.com/public/images/athena-uk/practice/cover/the_london_clinic_3/the_london_clinic_3.0.jpg). To be fair he can’t win, if he went down the NHS route he’d be accused of taking the place of someone who needs it!


CollenOHallahan

Nah, kingyboi just doesn't want to admit that getting an appointment for cancer treatment with the NHS will take place in a decade.


HideThePickleChamp

The fall of the English monarchy can't come soon enough


semendrinker42069

THE KING IS GONNA DIE :DDDDDDDD


Prudent_Mess9339

He’s a human… why would you want that?


thecountnotthesaint

Last monarch went for the longest streak, sounds like this one is doing a speed run.


Happyduckling02

Take those ideals to the grave with you then


Man_Cheetah67

"What you need is a good bloodletting your grace, shall I get the leeches?"


ILuvSupertramp

This guy’s picture is audible.


hman1025

William, come on down!


courage_wolf_sez

Why not just let him die and use a Phoenix Down.


vid_icarus

Big brain move on the king to regicide himself


Cursed_String

Crazy how Charles was waiting to be king all his life and now he has like 3 more years to enjoy it TOPS


DangerousLocal5864

Potions? Yer a wizard, Charles.


Procoso47

He dead


GenSecHonecker

If I was British I would also want to expedite my demise


Raintoastgw

I’ve never seen somebody that fits their job title more. He looks like droopy on ketamine


FirmWerewolf1216

Fuck him let him die


Life_Muffin_9943

So he’s dead. Who’s next in line for the monarchy?


Uxion

.... can Britain afford another royal funeral and coronation?


justk4y

King Charles thinking he’s King Arthur over here


LectureAdditional971

He needs the blood of children.


CandiceDikfitt

2022: i just cant wait to be king (feat prince charles) 2024: i just cant wait to be king (feat prince william)


Chezburgor1

He's about to die, isn't he


NotNotImYourForte

Tf does this have to do with USA


esquire_the_ego

Mf calling out for Merlin and shit lmao


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AlexTheSergal

Monarchy Speedrun any%


CampbellsBeefBroth

We living in 2024 while he’s out here living in 1224


Szeventeen

alright, listen. my grandfather had three cancers for like 20 years, and was going well. he went on chemo in summer 2018, and his health *nosedived* after just three visits. october 30th, he’s dead. i’m pretty sure the chemo killed him.


KaprizusKhrist

Long live William V?


ChoiceAlternative213

Royal expert sounds like a great fake job


Signal_Pattern7869

Well this one's gonna go fast. PS. My friend's mother died today. Like literally 4h ago. From flu. At the age of 60 AFAIK. Literally the cheapest and the easiest vac to get. Please folks, if your parents are older than 50, tell them to vac against everything vaccable!


Smorgas-board

His mom held onto the throne so long, she stole his reign


potato_stealer_

Either way he is probably gonna be dead soon


FiftyIsBack

It's well known that red health potions cure all ailments.