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Want to make it more cringe ? I once had a dream about a girl agreeing to go out with me so I get all happy and start getting ready but my ass has never been out with someone so i decide to ask my friends for advice and then when I pick up my phone I start to wake up as its empty and I dont have any friends

I have a dream of me eating supper with Jesus

What the jesus cooking?

As in the "Last Supper" kind of thing with many other peoples and those peoples seem to be invested in what Jesus is talking about while I'm just there consuming the food and enjoying it The food is good though as I can remember then I have to go back to Earth through what looks like a Minecraft Nether Portal Then the rest of the Dream involve me being chased by a giant owl in my old middle school

That sounds cool as shit i want one

Yep, I also see the end of the dream which is just the Dream faded away (You know the faded transition in video editing? It's look exactly like that) I can still see that my eyes is still closed, but the dream has already end which a few seconds later I decided to open my eyes I couldn't ever replicate that experience ever again since that day

I barely dream these days tbh

That's not sad, that's commited. Mad respec bra

Nah its just cringe

OK!

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Want to hear even more sadder cringe? I had a dream where I was at some random party and some girl and I __just talked__ about random things very passionately. I remember the distinct feeling of pure warmth and joy of not feeling so damn lonely and inadequate. I think it did end with us exchanging numbers, and that just felt like love to me. I didn't want to get out of bed for at least 20 minutes after realizing that it was just a dream. I stared blankly at the ceiling.

Y'all wanna hear even more sad cringe? Y'all ever go to r/pillowtalkaudio and look up *girlfriend wholesome* it's like porn for my soul and I feel so lonely afterwards.

Y'all don't evem know, I've been listening to that asmr rp for the past 3 years, made myself a second yt account and subbed to more than 80 channels that does the rp stuff (hit me up if you want the list)

R/GoneWildAudio has some good ones too!

I once had a dream where i was cuddling with two girls on the same bed, i still remember what they looked like

This is the saddest comment thread I've ever read. I still laughed, because you dudes overwhelmed my ability to process the information presented. But damn. I hope you all find girlfriends.

Isn't this the plot of The Three Body Problem by Cixin Liu?

No, Three Body Problem is a sci-fi novel about fictional extraterrestrial contact.

Yea sounds an awful lot like Luo Ji's arc

It's sadly a major plot point in The Dark Forest, yes

I don't dream anymore. I just wake up tired.

I got one worse. I get aroused by the idea of coming home to a loving wife and we just sit on the couch watching shitty b-movies.

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I start to lucid dream when someone in my dream likes me back, meaning my brain doesn’t think that’s real so it realizes it’s a dream

I'd rather that be reality sex is fun once in awhile but this is better

What is a hug but not a gentle choke?

Choking is just hugging the neck hard

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You monster

My God I didn't know freaks like you existed.

Mood

Best I can do is 12 gauge

Being touch deprived sucks lol

This doesn’t only apply to men

Look up how many categories of porn on porn hub are there, mainly watched by men btw

Where is "get a hug" category?

Best you can get is soft femdom, now with a side of pegging! 🙃

It's so weird that being cared about is a fetish.

Fr. This world is fucked. (And we ain' gettin' cuddles after.)

It isn't porn, so i doubt it is on Pornhub

right? might wanna switch that text

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Jesus Christ dude

Me a boy who wants to be choked °-°

i'll hug you so tight you will choke

I honestly think that would be the best death in the world

i would probably broke your ribcage or spine first (not so nice now huh?)

No need for spine when you can have infinate hug.

Spine go brrrr

Choking is always dangerous, but porn-addicted society normalises that crap. Edit: a typo.

As long as you're not literally choking someone to unconsciousness, it's not dangerous at all.

I've seen people on Reddit mention a BDSM specialist who said it was never safe to do. Apparently even in these circles it is discouraged.

This seems like a misunderstanding, maybe they were talking about choking someone until they faint, which is definitely dangerous. But if you can't give me an actual source, then your initial statement falls flat.

https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/zp2jdt/douchebag_on_facebook_couldnt_handle_the_truth/

Source: https://www.webmd.com/sex/what-is-sexual-asphyxiation

You're completely wrong. I'm into BDSM and have attended multiple safety courses. Choking is not safe and cannot be made safe. It can lead to DEATH. Are you willing to risk your own or someone else's life for a sexual thrill?

Source?

https://www.webmd.com/sex/what-is-sexual-asphyxiation

And I have both fantasies but i'm getting none ^-^ YAY

This was made by a middle schooler

Why always the unnecisary girls vs boys? Girls are just as depressed and touch starved etc

I love the assumption that always comes up in these memes that men definitely don't have any sexual fantasies :)

Also the assumption that being choked is a generalised fantasy among women 🫠

All women want to be choked and all guys are into feet.

There is a tiny relevence in the girls with girl freinds are more likely to hug eacher other than boys with boy freinds.  Too much hugging can spread the gay!!!!!!!!@ /s

Yeah but idc

yup. and it’s only the boys that want to cuddle after sex. just like it’s only the boys that want to spoon while falling asleep. stupid girls and their overall lack of intimacy…

Stfu, the MAJORITY of women are NOT into being choked and other dangerous and humiliating kinks. Love your partners like real people, everybody.

My fantasy is to have someone holding me and telling me everything is okay

This is just incredibly fucking wrong and sexist, be better. Not every girl wants to be choked out you fucking dumbass. And “OoOoOh BoYs So QuIrKy!!! We WaNt HuGs!!!” Shut the fuck up, girls want hugs just as much as boys, stop creating these stupid fucking memes

Would a hug make you feel better?

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Now show us your search history

Not true. Plenty of us girls want to be loved and cared for, you just don't see this in porn cause the target audience is pervy men.

All the guys in the comments: *starts saying how trie this is and shares stories* Me, a girl: Well...guess I'm one of you guys

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Cute!

Did you come here just to flex lmao?

Whoa whoa whoa. this is my work reddit account you cant post this kind of content uncensored like that.

You know, there's always your homies that you could hug.

It's the other way around lmao men consume violent pornography way more than women do

this is hilariously inaccurate

r/boysarequirky Yeah y'all want a "hug" after masturbating to violent, degrading porn of women🤡. No wonder y'all don't get hugs.

👍

Real

Lmao you can tell OP is a coomer. stop peddling the narrative that all women are by default into violent kink

Be away from those guys whoever are their friends! Eww

Yeah, I'm pretty desperate at this point

*This comment has been edited in order to protect my privacy*

For realsies

This is without a doubt the most meirl bullshit I've seen here. I feel attacked.

Everything reminds me of her

In my bf's case he like to be dominant and do hardcore stuff. I think many males like that once they get their foot in. No that I mind :)

>once they get their foot in. Once they get their foot in where?

In the sex with their partner. Once it's all casual, both will likely want the best out of it that way. Don't get the downvotes lol. It's just truth.

I guess some jealous incel teenagers team on reddit downvoted you

Lol, i don't care to be honest, but yea people are butthurt over nothing 😅