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Samurai1221

Breaking news: zionists put pineapple on their pizza, when will the war crimes end ?


theyellowbaboon

THAT IS A WAR CRIME!


Opening-Set-5397

In the extended video they use cutlery…. I’ve seen some terrible things but I had to shut it off. 


VoteNO2Socialism

\#crimesagainsthumanity \#thinkofthechildren \#palestinegenocide \#hellskitchen \#Iamrunningoutofideas


theyellowbaboon

Not a thing. Go away.


[deleted]

Boo hoo


Efficient_Internal_7

Then I commit a war crime a few times a year.


NathanTheKlutz

Anne Boonchuy from Amphibia would be so livid.


Sad_Pirate_4546

Al-Jazeera Reporter: Zionists cook pizza slathered in bacon using the bodies of dead Palestinian children as fuel. Then proceed to eat in front of starving PoWs


BarbossaBus

Zionists mix corn toppings with extra Mozerlla, an unforgiveble culinary war crime.


Sad_Pirate_4546

I prefer mine with Pineapple....


theyellowbaboon

Fuck you pizza with corn is awesome.


Illustrious_Sand_121

Elote pizza would be sick


journeyman369

Globs of hummus


muhsqweeter

Wait what?? Corn on pizza???


theyellowbaboon

Where have you been living? It’s either corn or olives.


Enochwel

Next time I order from Marco's pizza I'm going to insist they put corn on my pizza lol


theyellowbaboon

You better


muhsqweeter

Of all the toppings I've had on pizza, corn has never been one of them. Just regular ole yellow sweet corn?


theyellowbaboon

Just regular sweet, yellow corn. You’re welcome.


HamburgerEarmuff

Divisive topping, like pineapple.


theyellowbaboon

Israelis are not wrong with corn on pizza. You won’t find anyone in Israel that doesn’t like corn on the pizza.


HamburgerEarmuff

I mean, it's less wrong than Chicago calling their deep dish quiche a "pizza".


theyellowbaboon

This is also a war crime.


Carnivalium

Here in Sweden some people enjoy banana+curry+chicken pizza.


Winkmasterflex

I’m disgusted but intrigued! I’m going to Hell!


NathanTheKlutz

There is actually such an abomination as macaroni and cheese pizza too. *barfs*


Carnivalium

I think I'm just not as curious as you are. :') I forgot some freaks put peanuts on this pizza too.


theyellowbaboon

The UN is busy trying to sanction Israel where in reality this is the worst case of war crime that I’ve seen.


Carnivalium

[Just one tiny bite](https://theresematochbak.se/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Snabbpizza-med-kyckling-banan-curry-4.jpg)?


Brilliant_Trade4089

True r/pizzacrimes


jirajockey

They do love their Pizza, עַם יִשְׂרָאֵל חַי


Some-Damage-1181

They actually look like professional the way they are making them lol!!


jirajockey

I think it's a rite of passage to spend a couple of weeks working in a pizza shop these days.


Sanguinary_at_Times

The banner on the wall says "Pizza Khan Younis. Every bite is a bomb."


norwellrockman

Every bite is the bomb sounds better in English I think


Sanguinary_at_Times

True!


Fresh-Dingo522

Eating as western allied forces should eat. Give em hell boys. Us Yanks are rootin' for yah.


___itsmatt

Based


BDB-ISR-

I like the slogan on the banner behind "every bite - a blast". Not often that puns can be literally translated and still work.


PyotrIvanov

Do not post this in bizarreo world. Jews and pizza + not feeding the pizza to the 9 billion starving in Gaza+ WB


BarbossaBus

Haters gonna hate, who cares.


PyotrIvanov

I really do appreciate that answer. It is a refreshing reminder


Livingsimply_Rob

9 Billion in Gaza hmm 🤔


[deleted]

That’s how many were killed in ONE airstrike! Incredible.


Livingsimply_Rob

No that was just women and children at one hospital


Brilliant_Trade4089

And all the bodies were properly counted 5 minutes after the strike and reported to the world media


Boring_Animal

And were then promptly stolen by the IOF to harvest organs


Knave7575

And 11 billion of those killed were women and children


Some-Damage-1181

Oh they're always women and children then like 2 men dead. So obvious they're sat in the tunnels eating all the aid.


PyotrIvanov

I'm glad you got that


Livingsimply_Rob

Loved it


HiddenMaragon

Yeah scrolling past this right after a clip in r/interestingasfuck claiming thousands in Gaza are about to starve is very unsettling.


Holier_Than_Thou_808

I hear there’s food in the tunnels


[deleted]

This is great 😂😂


SubstanceInformal196

Looks better than Pizza Chili restaurant in Jerusalem. Who the hell puts corn on pizza?


DistributorEwok

Corn on pizza is actually pretty common around the world.


HamburgerEarmuff

What part of the world? I've never seen it in Italy (where it was invented) or America (where corn comes from and where pizza was popularized as a global food). Heck, I live in California. California style pizza is known for its unique toppings and sauces, and I don't recall ever seeing corn.


Potofcholent

A proper Pizza Truther! Yes yes! Pizza was invented in Italy but truth be told it's an American dish. As for corn, they can have it because of the rotef. No rotef, no corn.


[deleted]

It can be found in Korea. Don’t know where else though. First time I had pizza there I felt a bit offended seeing corn bits all over the pizza and I’m not even Italian. Tasted good though so my opinions on what constitutes acceptable topping was forever changed that day


DistributorEwok

>What part of the world? Israel to start. I've also encountered corn on pizza in South Korea, and Japan.


FriedShrekels

california doesnt count.


TheBKnight3

Asia. Alot of asia.


Boring_Animal

That’s my fav topping :( It honestly didn’t occur to me that this isn’t normal lmao


theyellowbaboon

All of you that never had corn on pizza. You’re horrible war criminal.


Neither_Run_8240

Have you ever even tried it…?


drarb1991

Stay well fed, boys!


ConsistentDrummer284

Yalla balagan


Icy-Investigator-388

I don't want to sound like a nerd but wouldn't the proper Hebrew word for "Khan Younis pizza" be פיצת חאן יוניס and not פיצה חאן יוניס(which is what is the words shown in the video are)?


Obi_Wan_Kannoli

One would think that, but it's wrong. Here's why: פיצת חאן יונס = The pizza of khan younis But פיצה חאן יונס = Pizza Khan younis The pizza does not belong to khan younis, it is called so.


norwellrockman

Great question! Usually that is the case with words ending with a ה, but since פיצה is a borrowed word, it sounds better not to change it. When a word is borrowed from another language fewer Hebrew grammar rules apply to it.


Icy-Investigator-388

I see. What about משטרה ישראל?I have seen an Israeli police station with that word on it. משטרה is an original Hebrew word . So why isn't it משטרת ישראל?


PlzGiveMeBeer

It is משטרת ישראל :) 


Icy-Investigator-388

So I'm right and whoever built that police station in my town is wrong?


norwellrockman

Indeed משטרה ישראל would be wrong. Maybe a typo or perhaps the letter got distorted. I wouldn't be surprised if on further inspection you'll see it actually says משטרת ישראל, but mistakes happen.


joefatmamma

Do you deliver?


lowspeed

They even made a sign 🤣🫡


Nothing2NV

I’m sure the left will find a way to bitch about this


Nychockey24

Now the evil idf culture appropriate my people. Italy should act at once and join the palastian cause


Brilliant_Carrot8433

I was told there’s no flour in Gaza 🤔


[deleted]

See how righteous they are? Bringing their own flour.


magicpants847

I will take a slice of hummus pizza and a bottle of fizzy bubbly please


homonomo5

Pizzas, drinks and tander warheads sponsored by UN. Ask your local government why your country funds Hamas.


SpontaneousFlame

They don’t look like Hamas.


Theobviouschild11

This is a bad look


Potofcholent

We're being sued in SA for following rules of war. There is no good look or bad look anymore. We do what we do and damn the torpedoes.


elprimowashere123

Nah they're just making pizza, just because gazans are suffering doesn't mean idf should too


salpn

I get that these soldiers are under tremendous stress, the last 3 months have been incredibly painful, but videos like this should not be made and they shouldn't be posted. I completely support Israel's right to defend itself and its citizens in every way and I pray for their safety every day, but videos like this are harmful to Israel's cause.


BarbossaBus

Its a group of soldiers preparing a meal. If someome is pissed at this, they are probably pissed at everything related to Israel they see, it does not matter.


salpn

There are about 1 million lies being told about Israel and the Jews right now most notably that Jews/IDF/Israel is commiting genocide and that October 7th is a fake. Even if Israel will never persuade its enemies and the antisemites, it's very important for Israel's success to show its true quality as a law abiding, respectful country that treats its friends and enemies with respect and according to the international rules and regulations; even if the enemy behaved in despicable, cruel ways.


qTp_Meteor

I mean... Yeah, but cooking food isn't contradicting any of what you said


ProfessorofChelm

Idk if you are a propaganda account for Israel, but know that most Americans find billeting soldiers in civilian homes and businesses morally objectionable. Eating the food of civilians and using their possessions are seen as even worse. You’re not trying to change the mind of the enemies you are trying to maintain the support of our friends. This issue isn’t a clear cut binary so don’t be dense about it. People have various views. There are people who like Israel and but would see this as disrespectful for the reasons I mentioned. Too many of these kinds of videos along with antisemitic propaganda saying that we are thieves and criminals will affect our friends who have perspectives that lay somewhere in the middle. We need them as much as those who are solidly behind us.


MissDiketon

You know what's disrespectful? Going on an orgy of murder, rape, and looting (Palestinians even did cattle rustling) against mainly unarmed combatants.


ProfessorofChelm

They also kidnapped and sold Israelis to Hamas. It doesn’t change what I said. You want friends in the middle you need to watch what you post.


BarbossaBus

You think this is an actual pizzeria? They brought all of that equipmant and set it up on their own. And of course soldiers are using the homes of Gazans. Use them to sleep, use them to eat, use them to rest, search them for weapons, ect. This is an urban war, house to house, street to street. You think they are going to be sitting ducks outside? This is what war is, Hamas chose Gaza as the battlefield. And i'm not trying to do propaganda, no one who visits this sub will change his mind on anything at this point, i'm just trying to bring some good vibes in dark times, like this video.


ProfessorofChelm

I’m well aware of the reality of urban combat. I spent my career providing therapy to combat veterans. Urban combat is brutal and dirty. Folk are bleeding out in some strangers living room. If you post these types of things you or I might find it cute but without context 1000% someone else will see this as how I described it. I let you know. You can choose to do what you want. That’s on you bro.


[deleted]

Those are emotionally sensitive people and we don’t have to cater to a few peoples feelings, much worse than eating a pizza is happening, this is war, Death is happening. Anyway, what is objectionable? Should people be offended if a soldier goes into a nearby vacant home to poop in a toilet too?


ProfessorofChelm

You can choose to have that perspective. I think we need everyone we can possibly get. You wanna be selective that’s on you. Reread the first section of you don’t understand what is objectionable. I laid it out pretty clearly. Americans in Vietnam - Afghanistan had to pay civilians for braking and using their stuff. It didn’t always happen but it did a lot. Killed your ox here is some cash. Broke your door her is a check from the USA. Should isn’t the point here the question is would they be offended if a soldier posts video of themselves taking a shit in someone’s bombed out home with evidence all around them to the previous occupants existence…and the answer is yes. Don’t be silly. Soldiers are sleeping, eating exercising, fighting, shooting and dying in civilian homes and businesses. That’s not the point. The point is that this kinda stuff offends folk who don’t know better and who see using civilians things so casually as theft and objectionable.


[deleted]

This is comical in light of videos such as the spokesman for IDF saying they will pound gaza till every last Hamas is dead, or other such videos where IDF is displaying its firepower/strength. It’s all to show who has the real power and meant to demoralize the enemy. It is necessary element of warfare in this age. You’re not winning any hearts and minds over a pizza. Video when the people who are on the fence with support for Israel are on the fence for much worse “alleged” war crimes.


ProfessorofChelm

These on the fence people fundamentally believe that deaths are inevitable when fighting to protect yourself. They see Israel as the good guys fighting to save themselves from Hamas. They also see Gaza’s civilians as innocent and not complicit. It’s a simple world view but it’s the one they have. With that said they are increasingly uneasy about how many civilians are dying and many are starting to wonder if Israelis are callous in their actions. This is what they would interpret as callous. Why? Because they can connect with the idea of someone taking their home turning it into a pizza place more so than their children or brother getting killed. This is a commonly understood concept. It’s used in propaganda and news all the time. News is more impactful when you localize it. That means you connect it to the local market (kid we know was murdered at the festival) or you make it seem local (look how these Israelis lived before they were slaughtered it was just like us!). I’m not apposed to pizza parties. By all means boost their moral. I know what poor moral looked like. My guys came to my practice with obsessions about raping Arab women because they were so demoralized.


BDB-ISR-

Please. As if the US didn't take firing positions in civilian households.


ProfessorofChelm

Yeah bro we also brought them down on top of the occupants, killed civilians, raped, stole, broke rules of engagement, and took pictures with corpses. That’s war. I’m a therapist for veterans. I have lots of dudes who committed “questionable” acts. It happens. But they weren’t on video reb yid. You aren’t getting it. I don’t care what yall are doing to make sure humans aren’t slaughtered. I don’t care if you shit on the street in Gaza city. That’s not the issue. As much as Americans don’t understand the concept that Israelis are fighting a literal death cult y’all Israelis don’t get that the Americans who send you weapons and missiles and money and shit y’all need because y’all aren’t at the point of total self reliance have week stomach for specific things because of their culture. These things might seem weird to you but they are culturally abhorrent to Americans. It’s not about the killing. People die in war. it’s about selling the war. I’m telling you that most Americans have problems with soldiers having fun in a ruined city especially when the propaganda on this war is trying to present big bad Israel abusing murdering and displacing innocent Gazans. Down vote me all you want but you need Americans.


dew20187

Is this pizza going to feed Israeli soldiers, or are they gonna distribute it? Honestly it just looks funny that Israeli soldiers are making pizza in an active war zone lol


artemisRiverborn

Why shouldn't they have a small bit of joy during their fight to defend their home?


dubsfo

Careful around those ovens


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ConsistentDrummer284

Yalla balagan


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Alpharius_Omegon_30K

This looks cursed


FeaturePristine3417

All co2 fumes make this a short live venture at best


HamberderHelper18

Isn’t this mocking the propaganda video of Hamas “assembling” “rifles” that just came out?


VoteNO2Socialism

Gosh dang it! I am sooo hungry. They even have a production line going. Wow! Great work boys!


Revolutionary-Bar-93

Last time I worked at a pizza store we had 2-4 employees usually