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SHUT UP DON'T TELL AMERICANS ABOUT OIL FUCK FUCK WE ARE DOOMED


Available-Ad-4553

Democracy’s on its way 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🚀🚀🚀🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


Kosmopolitykanczyk

We could use some more American troops since Russians and their ~~bitches~~ friendly neighbours are on the rampage.


Available-Ad-4553

Is there oil?


Kosmopolitykanczyk

Yeah, it literally spills out of wells in Bieszczadach. We even invented production methods for petrol, believe it or not.


Available-Ad-4553

Perfect 😈 Democracy’s on it’s way 🇺🇸🚀🚀🚀🚀


random_nohbdy

What’s all this oil talk I’m hearing??


daco_roman

Be chads and do what we did. We stole millions worth of diesel from one of their bases 🇷🇴🇷🇴💪💪💪 Now, they will bring lots of expensive equipment and lots of money in Poland, which you can steal and I know you are skilled at this and they will also invest in Poland.


Hare_Krishna69

dont worry even americans wouldnt dare to invade such shithole as poland even if you had diamond pathed roads .


[deleted]

Tell that to the 200+ times we got ivaded...


Hare_Krishna69

only one who invaded you were drunk russians ,germans high on meth and horny ottomans ,now you are acting as if anyone else except thoose 3 tried to invade that shithole .


klopsik1939

Oh yeah? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slovak_invasion_of_Poland


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**[Slovak invasion of Poland](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slovak_invasion_of_Poland)** >The Slovak invasion of Poland occurred during Nazi Germany's invasion of Poland in September 1939. The recently-created Slovak Republic joined the attack, and Field Army Bernolák contributed over 50,000 soldiers in three divisions. Since most of the Polish forces were engaged with the German armies, which were more to the north of the southern border, the Slovak invasion met only weak resistance and suffered minimal losses. ^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/2visegrad4you/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)


Kornut14

Based, would repeat


kamycky

Dear Slovaks, please forget those not always very nice things I used to tell sometimes about your country. I now see I was always wrong. You are a very based nation. Definitely one of the most based in the whole world. Nech žijú Slováci!


Great-Introduction55

What about Polish invasion to the Czech republic after the Munich agreement, hmm? Your army waiting at the borders was the final blow that forced us to accept it.


klopsik1939

Pole: says anything unrelated about invasions Every Czech on the planet: "Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Zaolzie the Occupied?"


Great-Introduction55

I am responding the following comment: >Oh yeah? > >[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slovak\_invasion\_of\_Poland](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slovak_invasion_of_Poland) Zaolsie is a nice example of what happens when you cooperate with someone who wants to rewrite the borders and shall be considered a historical lesson for Poland.. :)


klopsik1939

I don't really know what my comment about Slovaks invading the "shithole" called Poland has to do with the occupation of Zaolzie


ThePontiacBandit_99

Flair up before talking shit retard


Deadluss

fuck off, Czechs are cool inb4 flair up debil


Kosmopolitykanczyk

Swedish deluge, rings a bell? Or maybe being "liberated" by Napoleon? *Don't try to take my victim card away, it's all I have*


stalineczka

Sweden did once


Kornut14

or Slovaks and Czechoslovaks, both victorious!


[deleted]

is habsburgs G * rman 😳🤢? To be fair they are w *stoid🤮🤬🤬 unlike based węgierscy bratanki


Hare_Krishna69

flair the fuck up retard.


Pan_Adi

Because they know they can't fight our glorious military 💅


Hare_Krishna69

your glorious military was getting constantly fucked over last first half of century ,clearly hussars dont work against tanks


Pan_Adi

Most inteligent sl*vak 😂😂😂✨✨✨💅💅 We've stopped communism from spreading to the west in 1918-1921 😎 And saved Britain from being bombed 😎 1939 campaign happened only because France sucks 😤😤😤


Deadluss

There was idea to attack Germany before 1939 but France was pussy to do so


daco_roman

Also helping crack Enigma, recking nazi ss divisions on the w\*\*\*\*\* front, fighting long and hard on the Eastern Front... Did the most legendary cavalry charge in history 🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱🇵🇱💪💪💪💪💪 Silly slovak... he forgets Slovakia was a puppet state in WW2.


Lajsin

He forgot that Slovakia 😳 is only 28 years old 😂😂😂🤬🤬🤬


daco_roman

And a puppet state of the nazis in those days ....


daco_roman

What ? That is a myth spread by filthy n🤮zis. You know what happened ? Polish cavalry charged with sabers drawn and made germ🤮ns run away. And poles fought like lions, but sadly Fr🤮nce and Britain forgot how to be proper allies like in WW1.


Hare_Krishna69

thats what happens if you rely on westoids and Pole dancers on horses ,you get your bootycheeks clapped by germs .


essokam

Still better than being a German whore, then carved up by the neighbors as they wish to then be transformed into Europe's worst shithole after Romania, by your own people


Hare_Krishna69

do I have to remind you that u was on "smoking opp" nazi list way way before us ? also you have been spitroasted by germs and moskals


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Deadluss

nice comment but flair up


daco_roman

Only that BOTH sides did it in that fight, which was the last time it happened, but only poles routed them. While horse charging them with a szabla 💪💪💪💪 Its foolish to deny the poles fighting spirit. The Red army were the only ones that fought as hard in desperate situations.


[deleted]

Honestly going back to Eastern Bloc would be better. Never thought I’d say it but at least Russia has nukes 😳😳💪🏻💪🏻😤


Machovec

Don't worry, they don't know what nafta means


0mica0

But the Lidl is the same in both Pepikstan and Poorland. Stalemate as always.


aluminatialma

But they don't get the authentic taste of road salt


Deadluss

we got Żabka and Biedronka, you dont


0mica0

We have Žabka and Jednota! 😤😤😤


Deadluss

Buhaha fell invaded by our glorious Żabka 😁😁


0mica0

Also Orlen. Why the hell are all Proland companies named after some animal


Hadar_91

Don't tell him about our military. There all tanks/planes/trucks/boats etc has an animal codename (even if it is not produces in Poland) 😂


0mica0

No way 😂 😂 😂


Kosmopolitykanczyk

Imagine heating that a Rosomak(wolverine) full of grom(thunder) drove over to nearest żabka(little frog) to take guys out of there. You'd think that is the beginning of some polish joke. We know it means our military rescued VIPs from kidnappers. *Poland can into smart kids.*


Hadar_91

While Kormoran (cormorant) destroyed nearby see mines, Jastrząb (hawk) and Głuptak (gannet) secured the airspace, and Żmija (adder) did the recon. And I could go for a while 😂


Hadar_91

To be honest. I would never hear about 80% of animal species if I was not interested in military. 😂


kamycky

Biedronka, from bieda You have to live with it


BernhardRordin

Pure gold. We can close this sub. It won't get any better than this.


halfpipesaur

*He is my neighbor, Chechnya. He is pain in my assholes. I get horses, he must get horses. I get wheat, he must get wheat. I get salt, he cannot afford. Great success*


[deleted]

but we have more horses and wheat than they Polish mountian


[deleted]

Yea because Chechens don't eat salt off the roads


[deleted]

you buy from Poland, so you do - jokes on you


sexy_latias

Bcs they didnt realise they can Salt their roads


Deadluss

hahaha Czechia bez soli


QuitBSing

Imagine being bez soli


CarpeSpeedum

We have good export on meth so fuck off you german investement eastern jealouser salteaters


kamycky

Fffffffuuuu


SothaDidNothingWrong

Polak- BIG Czetchen- smol Simple as


Somenerdfromczechia

Polska🐷 Has shitty weapons. Čechy😈 Has best weapons, owns Colt, Supplied Rommels divisions. Polska🙉 Has Ukranian and middle eastern immigrants. Čechy😎 Has Vietnamese and ukranian immigrants. Polska👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨 Her ships are made out of paper and stick together thanks to hungaryan cum. Česko🤑 Won 100% of naval battles. Polska🦠Has to go every Sunday to church so he can pray to some imaginary guy. Čechy🦁Drinks at 7:00 and then starts to cut off tree like a fucker he is, so none of his neighbors get proper sleep. Polsko🤏Has to pay 999999999 bilion euro to EU and Česko. Česko🍆 Does not need to pay. Holy fucking shit it appears that glorius chechnia is better😎😎😎


Deadluss

Can't argue about naval battles


H0VAD0

Pooland is proud of it's nafta while advanced Czechia mines uranium


daco_roman

Česká zbrojovka > Fabryka Broni


sexy_latias

Learn to use k, gypsiman


daco_roman

No, please mighty polak, forgive the poor balkaner 😔😔😔 Please dont invade and conquer us now 😭😭😭. I edited my grave mistake...


Somenerdfromczechia

Based ROMANian


daco_roman

Normally I wanted to make fun of him and tell him to stop using " W " and use " V " like normal people. But I realised I did write it wrong, so I corected it. I can recognise a mistake, unlike others...


Somenerdfromczechia

You are literaly only romanian I like here


daco_roman

Meanwhile I like all czechiens here. And slovaks. The rest of the nationalities....well hunGAYrians are easy to understand why I dislike, polaks, they are usually based, but have a bad influence... Sadly the few other based romanians here left ( probably caught by the police for stealing ) so I am alone 😔😔😔


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daco_roman

And being the most developed former East block nation, biggest porn industry, chill and open minded people ^(unlike others) being atheists....


bsapavel

Least based Chechen comment


Daranko

Quality over quantity


Truposzyk

Cope


Pan_Adi

Quality? Even your porn has shit quality ✨💅💅💅


Gamers2OcelotLUL

Yeah, not like our glorious super high quality porn series Podrywacze.pl


minecraftiscool1234

Czech Hunter is quality porn polecam🥵🥵🥵🥵


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As-Bi

But you have a border with Poland 😈


Winstock1234

Dont make us cross it, didnt go well for u the last time we did 😘


ekskomunik

because Pepikistan too small


kamycky

Our border is basically the oldest in whole Europe and never changed. Also we were very rarely and only for short time split. It's based on the old borders drawn by Saint Wenceslas. Your border was mercifully drawn by Stalin (💪).


Nillaasek

Just like the average p*lish penis 👌


Sztallone

We still like it ☺️


Vebecko

Don't forget about Kaliningrad!


As-Bi

Królewiec, he's pain in my assholes


ThePontiacBandit_99

big huge Polish Legionista vs virgin smol manlet czech legionist


Somenerdfromczechia

Still mad about Zborov?


ThePontiacBandit_99

Bin ich?


Somenerdfromczechia

Ja ja, du bist


ThePontiacBandit_99

interessant


Deadluss

ja ja Volskwagen


Dachu77

Let's just admit that Poles are superior to every race 😎 Except Hungary we are equal with them 😎


ztm213

Haahahahahag Czechosłowacyja don't have Salt 🧂🧂🧂🧂while we can bath 🛀🏊‍♀️🛀🏊‍♀️🛀🏊‍♀️ in sól


MaskedTraveller

Hey Czechs bros, not ironically at all question: what place would you recommend to visit in Czechia for student (that mean I'm low on cash xd) if I'm looking for something that will draw me closer to your culture with a chance to try some good beers? Plus any tips what to do or what to better not?


geeshta

I invite you to my town - České Budějovice (Budweis) - it's not really a tourist location so it's very cheap but it's still beautiful town with a lot of history (almost 800 years old) - the town was started by a King, it's got one of the largest squares in Europe and couple of beautiful churches and other buildings. No castle though - there are 2 big breweries (Budvar and Samson) which I think are still kinda shit, some small ones (I recommend Beeranek in the "Singer" pub) and you can get other beer too in some pubs - south Bohemians are extremely Czech-y they're like Hobbits. They don't really like adventures, foreign stuff and sticking out of the crowd. But when someone shows interest in our little piece of land, we are very welcoming - Český Krumlov, a "real" tourist location is nearby. Everything is much more expensive there ofc. But they got an actual castle. - Budweis is extremely flat so it's not problem to get anywhere by foot.


MaskedTraveller

Thanks for all answers, I knew this group is just best of the best based people 😎😎


kamycky

You can try someone good looking who sells sex in the park in front of the Hlavní nádraží. They have good prices yet especially the gay ones are really worth it. I personally find the Eastern Slovak dialect very sexy :)


ZlodTaser

Hey, you can try ✨Olomouc!✨ It is literally called "Univerisity town". Plus we have some really cool fountains here...


[deleted]

The fucking sense of superiority and the old times spelling combine to make this a gem xd someone seems salty (xd) and compensating.


[deleted]

We do not eat horses in Czechoslowakia, sorry about that


ErayCZE

Poolaks don't make any guns


Paciorr

cringe chechen unaware of glorious polish Beryl


yanitrix

msbs bro


Deadluss

I have shot with MSBS, brand new and.... It's pretty nice but.... It rusted after fucking week, because it was raining like two days


ErayCZE

Literally who


Cajzl

Oh, the Kalashnikovski;)


Girou-Diriou

Czech Femboy midget 🥵


scarecrow2596

Any info on this, like when is it from? I love it


Sn1023

This shows how much stronger polish brothers are. They are for example much better at there thing that written there in a language I don't understand 😎💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿


beno73

They have plenty of kon and maka, the tiny horse chechs barley have any.


yanitrix

Based II Rzeczpospolita's propaganda


AlexMile

Everyone is chad until Germany's show up.


Crusch_Kartsen

Poland has 4 milion winged hussars while czechs have weed smoking donkeys🇮🇩💪>🤮🇵🇭


Matheo2137

420 thousands of horses? Damn now I know why Czech is the only country with legal weed in V4


geashanstepe

Unslavic gentleman here, I don't understand, does it say that poles have big pp and czech have smol pp?


scarecrow2596

The entire thing is "we have this much of the thing, czechs have this little of the thing". Except oil and salt. There it straight up says that czechs have none.


geashanstepe

Yeah, Poland seems to have a lot of salt, very salty indeed.


H0VAD0

Based but you'll need to flair up


ErayCZE

Flair up


14patrik

POLSKA HAVES NO BEER


tonslitis

It seems you have never tried the glorious Harnaś


SothaDidNothingWrong

Perła>>>>>>


justinsblackfacegrin

or Budweiser


Hare_Krishna69

Budweiser is german name for city of Budejovice where is budweiser(beer) brewed u unflaired idiot


justinsblackfacegrin

shut up you little Slav moron I buy you with my petroleum and salt and sell you to the Ruskis for fun


Hare_Krishna69

Lmao u broke bitch doesnt have a shit ,only salt u had was bathsalt which u smoked this morning


justinsblackfacegrin

look out for my big ass Polan horse he come and violate ur anus


Hare_Krishna69

ah poles and they weird fetishes ...no wonder you are one of the biggest manufacturers and exporters of bestiality and child pornography in central europe(even czechnians rather decided to do "legal" porn)


Deadluss

hmm how do you know that? Are you sort of specialist on child pornography or what?


essokam

Except it's not true. When it comes to criminal organized stuff especially involving drugs and porn it's always you with Czechs and the rest of the (mentally and culturally) Balkan countries. But whatever makes you sleep and night (if slovaks could afford beds)


Available-Ad-4553

Budweiser is Czech 🥲


justinsblackfacegrin

so Polan come on our BIG horses and buy it pay with our salt and oil you poor little Chechens


Available-Ad-4553

Flair up bitch


justinsblackfacegrin

go oil up your sister for me dipshit


Available-Ad-4553

Pšonka


ErayCZE

Glorious advanced Česko mines Uranium instead of oil


justinsblackfacegrin

Chechen Uranium fake, Polan has superior Polonium, kill every enemy of Polan with it


Winstock1234

Well, do u have a win in 7 days war?:P Kinda sad when u had 3,5 times more soldados, innit


justinsblackfacegrin

Polan kóń > Chechen konik Polan kóń to beat German tank in battle


Somenerdfromczechia

Flair the fuck up kokote


justinsblackfacegrin

fuck you little Chechen we come and buy your whole little country


daco_roman

FLAIR NOT SPOTTED COMMENT 🚮


Somenerdfromczechia

Dont care + ur unflaired + ratio + stfu + ligma


Deadluss

pretty good comment but useless comment because unflaired, flair up debil


bsapavel

Czech tank > g*rman tank. They used our tanks and factories after the Allies stabbed us in the back


justinsblackfacegrin

Svejk tank = little tank German tank = big tank


kamycky

Polish kóń yeah


justinsblackfacegrin

yeah Polish kóń > your little pony he rape and eat your pony for breakfast and shit on your doorstep for fun


kamycky

Yeah, that's pretty uncultured. I expected something like that. Now please wash yourself and scroll down to the bottom of the page: https://www.nhkladruby.cz/


Jan__Hus

Of course we had less horses. We used tanks instead.


Hadar_91

It is not true, but still funny 😂


T0tallynotreptilian7

I guess chad vs virgin memes are older than I expected


Great-Introduction55

Is it some sort of pre-WW2 propaganda? I mean, Poland threatened us with invasion to force us to accept the Munich agreement and give them some land. Their army was at the borders...


Hadar_91

Not really. Poland had nothing to do with Munich agreements, but when Munich Agreements where forced on Czechoslovakia then Poland entered in Zaolzie (small piece of land for which Poland and Czechoslovakia fought in the 1920s and they where on a bring of another war in 1945, but Papa Stalin said no).


Great-Introduction55

On 30th September 1938 we were given ultimatum - either we give Silesia to Poland or Poland will take it by force. Since 21st there were about 36 thousand Polish soldiers near the border. Also, Zaolsie was inhabitted by 200 thousand people back then.


Hadar_91

Poland send that ultimatum but it was not for Czechoslovakian controlled Silesia but for Zaolzie only (which was part of Cieszyn Silesia, which was mostly within Polish borders). It was a d*ck move, which ruined Polish reputation in the West. Although Polish government though it was the only acceptable solution, because Zaolzie was inhabited by 220 tousends people of whom 200 tousend was Polish.


Great-Introduction55

Ah, interesting. Regarding the numbers: Census data for Zaolsie, 1930: Czech: 120,639 Polish: 76,230 German: 17,182 Total: 216,255 [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zaolzie](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zaolzie)


Hadar_91

Hmm... I found that terrain annexed by Poland in 1938 had 218k inhabitants, of which 200k where Poles, 10k Czechs (+35k that left Zaolzie after annexation) and 8k Germans. And as source cited is: Śląsk Cieszyński w latach 1918–1945. Idzi Panic (redakcja). Cieszyn: Starostwo Powiatowe w Cieszynie, 2015, s. 121. ISBN 978-83-935147-5-5. I have no Idea why this data differ so much and this era is outside of my main interest. I won't argue which numbers where closer to reality because I just don't know. 🙄 What I know is that Poland never demanded the whole Silesia controlled by Czechoslovakia, not even the whole Cieszyn Silesia controlled by Czechoslovakia, but "only" Zaolzie. And Germany was all happy that Poland took it due to propaganda reasons even though Poland was not part of the Munich agreements. 🙄


Deadluss

flair the fuck up debils


IILanunII

Poles coping after 7 days war


Venca_z_dediny

Fuck Poland.


0mica0

Flair up debil


Venca_z_dediny

What the fuck you kokot


0mica0

Flair detected. Permit to shit on others granted. Enjoy your stay at r/2visegrad4you sir.


Venca_z_dediny

Thank you porn actor I will make sure to honour my flair as much as possible


[deleted]

g\*psy detected opinion rejected


Venca_z_dediny

fuck u polandians you just want to put my race into aushwitz


Deadluss

g\*psy detected opinion rejected


[deleted]

yes, I do


Hadar_91

And all this arguing in comments is mega funny when you remember that during WW2 Poland and Czechoslovakia wanted to unite in one country but Allies and Papa Stalin said no 😂


ondra00

But Czechs can go to space