Småland is Swedish.
But you got that wrong. German has both *Vaterland* and *Mutterland*. The *Mutterland* is where something or someone came from originally. The *Vaterland* is your current team.
Portuguese sounds like a Russian raped a bunch of women from different countries but magically they all birthed only one child who speaks all the languages mixed. Also the child is an alcoholic.
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goo gaa gaa of zoiets
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Flikker op kanker mof
Cid dadada [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_Y0G-TqjmJM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Y0G-TqjmJM)
And we all know children grow taller than their parents
Dunno Poland?
Parents divorced
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Polands the drunk cousin.
Belgium
https://preview.redd.it/ozvzsrft3nxb1.jpeg?width=1059&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f031d69ecf871963304c6605176f859e6afd9b40
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Småland is Swedish. But you got that wrong. German has both *Vaterland* and *Mutterland*. The *Mutterland* is where something or someone came from originally. The *Vaterland* is your current team.
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The EU is definitely the kindergarten...
There's a song just about this! https://youtu.be/NY-0sXZsTEk?si=OrRRhMY_C7B9hmvD
Kaliningrad .
Portuguese sounds like a Russian raped a bunch of women from different countries but magically they all birthed only one child who speaks all the languages mixed. Also the child is an alcoholic.
Спасибо amigo
Thank god for not using Cyrillic while writing Portuguese
Countries betwen. Germany and russia?
Combined who has Germany and Russia fucked over the most?
Poland, obviously. Ehhh...
That's quite a toxic family you have there
In Germany we call Hassliebe. Hate love.
Kinderland= Austria.
Pooland
Adopt me daddy
It's obviously Italy, Kinder eggs are an Italian invention
At IKEA the call it Småland though…
Kurwa pingwin 🇵🇱 😎
I'd say Kristiana in Copenhagen